although the part where all 4 of the hopping goons drop in on robocop is kinda cool
its like they came together and said lets make a movie cuts parts out from another movie and try make it work oh and lets make our movie a shitty as possible
what the fuck???people!!!i saw this movie when i was a kid.i remember me in the local videostore watching the poster of this movie and i thought: "hey it`s robocop against vampires!cool!" when i watched it at home i was totally pissed because that was not robocop ahaha and the movie was terrible!! damm!! it´s been that long.i haven`t seen this images for 20 years!!! 20 years....those were the times when i rented all the Bud Spencer movies ahahahahahahaha
A silver armored hero with a over sized rifle (looks to me like WW2 BAR, but I'm not sure) battles against hopping enemies who occasionally strike him after confusing hopping around- the whole thing feels like an early 80's video game:D
More aptly called "Robo vs the Chinese Hopping Vampires" It's so sad how much gets lost in translation, not to mention when cultural divides causes people to completely miss the entire idea. When I saw this movie years ago, I only knew the hopping guys were vampires because a friend of mine is Chinese and explained it while we watched it together. For a citation just google "chinese hopping vampire" without the quotes
its like they didn't even try to make a movie
although the part where all 4 of the hopping goons drop in on robocop is kinda cool
its like they came together and said lets make a movie cuts parts out from another movie and try make it work oh and lets make our movie a shitty as possible
Kalkas53 3 weeks ago
Oh dear god :S
quicker2006 3 weeks ago
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Still better than Twilight.
Vyz3r 3 weeks ago
MUTHAFUCKA MIKE
MichaelRudnicki 1 month ago
The Last 4/3 comments are retarded WTF is MotherFucker Mike?
christianscott123 1 month ago
@christianscott123 It's a person who just recently reviewed this movie. He's motherfucker mike.
hercludes 4 weeks ago
xD
moizeus 1 month ago
Motherfuckin' Monday 8D
Cassavius 1 month ago
motherfuckin' monday
csguden 1 month ago
Thumbs up if Motherfucker Mike brought you here.
CharlesXavier 1 month ago 23
They will sell a camera to anyone these days.
kevman77 6 months ago
ahaha but why did they jump?
ahfint 6 months ago
50% rubber, 50% cardboard, 100% tacky
cantor0305 6 months ago
ROBO JEDI VAMP FORCE PULL AT 1:26
The sound effects, fight scene, and music at 1:29 are from Castlevania 2
DarkFilmDirector 7 months ago
is it wrong that a 1:12 this gave me a bonner?
PepysSideofLife 11 months ago
wtf did i just saw? O.o
WasaAsaw 11 months ago
I sat through this whole thing. I loved it.
Dyli 1 year ago
1:43 where the hell did they go
drkraid 1 year ago
what the fuck???people!!!i saw this movie when i was a kid.i remember me in the local videostore watching the poster of this movie and i thought: "hey it`s robocop against vampires!cool!" when i watched it at home i was totally pissed because that was not robocop ahaha and the movie was terrible!! damm!! it´s been that long.i haven`t seen this images for 20 years!!! 20 years....those were the times when i rented all the Bud Spencer movies ahahahahahahaha
rammstein2001 1 year ago
robo vampire is psychic too!!
liradeorfeu 1 year ago
Holy shit he missed from a metre away!
KyleHardstyle 1 year ago
lmfao this shit is terrible
boibad12 1 year ago
hahahahahahahaha lol ridiculous
TIC2067 1 year ago
He looks like the Silver Samuri from Xmen.
Does this movie have any boobs in it?
sethmanrockandroll 1 year ago
@sethmanrockandroll Yes it does. Very nice ones too.
streetmadrox 1 year ago
I love how they actually made the effort of making this guy seem as robotic as possible with his movements.
VendavalEste 1 year ago
I am OH-so-proud to say that I had the good sense to buy this, ahem, Masterpiece at the 99-cent store!!!
LeshaAnn 1 year ago
How the hell do things like this even get made in the first place?! :O
SporkBoy33 1 year ago
LOL Jiang Shi!
Sandbagger101 2 years ago
WTF
1015287 2 years ago
Masterpiece! I mean I love Robocop, but Robo Vampire makes him look cheap!
TheThingKing 2 years ago
Exactly.
jwatson626 2 years ago
Hah! I love this movie, it's just too cheesy to be bad, I also enjoyed the musical score. Can you post the ummm..."Ending"...that would be great.
Schizorettes 3 years ago
A silver armored hero with a over sized rifle (looks to me like WW2 BAR, but I'm not sure) battles against hopping enemies who occasionally strike him after confusing hopping around- the whole thing feels like an early 80's video game:D
Cobrabladestrike 3 years ago
Magic robo pie plates GO!!!!
Schizorettes 3 years ago
Nice. Robocop just doesn't seem so badass anymore. RoboVampire RULES!!!
JW
jwatson626 3 years ago 8
More aptly called "Robo vs the Chinese Hopping Vampires" It's so sad how much gets lost in translation, not to mention when cultural divides causes people to completely miss the entire idea. When I saw this movie years ago, I only knew the hopping guys were vampires because a friend of mine is Chinese and explained it while we watched it together. For a citation just google "chinese hopping vampire" without the quotes
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marzli 3 years ago
Increible que cosa mas mala xDDDDDD
5 estrellas jajaja
Truscoo 3 years ago
Robo Vampire rocks! :)
Beats anything Hollywood can make up.
elbryan42 3 years ago
the music kicks ass! man if i watch this when im high ill die from bladder burst :P
kaskir1988 4 years ago
This has to be the best movie I have ever seen!
MUST OWN THIS!
DarthMorbius1977 4 years ago 5
This robot really needs better aiming.
LOL
geoluo 4 years ago
EPIC!
fattoler 4 years ago
LOL!
gofuckanumbrella 4 years ago 2
jajaj la cagadaaa, alguien sabe de donde me la bajo?
Eddyqpr 4 years ago
can someone upload more chinese vampire movies other than mr vampire
brofangz 4 years ago
buying the robo vampire dvd was one of the best things ive ever done
CountBelac 4 years ago 3
I LOVE THIS MOVIE!! There will never be a better low budget move!
rambo1515 5 years ago
contrary to populat belief, there is better...in the guise of turkish star wars AND death warrior...both equally, if not more amazing than this!
hypercatjohn 4 years ago
was that a robocop halloween costume?
Adom 5 years ago
this is the best movie ever, i have the dvd
tiffbschoanie 5 years ago