How to BE a Pretentious Director

[stewartysunn]

Miss your vids .. Get more up!! Fuck all these haters

[JayMFDilla]

This is satire... idiots!!!

[00Mandingo00]

and now you're a nobody. So your lame video is useless.

[bavarianwerks]

FUCK YOU!!!

[doreto95]

omg wthat is this n00b

[Wucas666]

your a piece of shit

[Supersecretfilms]

Billy bob thorton

[BADG3RLOV3]

you're a fruit

[KeyboardRambo]

I feel bad that this guy failed so hard with his attempt at celebrity. He simply didn't have the talent or ability to hack it. I heard he was living on the streets and had to crawl back home to his parents. He's probably working some minimum wage job...

[StopStealingEggs]

@KeyboardRambo

he was one of the top dogs when youtube first came around in 05/06

[MrRagston]

Can one give multiple thumbs down? Why does he speak as though we're children? ...I'm pretty sure I liked his black and white videos... was this before or after those?

[daxam2]

You aren't really funny...

[CharismaticEdge]

Get a haircut, a shower, a gun, bullets, and well, figure out the rest chief.

[kaysniper]

fuck uv grown soo fast :O

[MattieCooper]

Good insight! I was worried...thought I was about to see you transform into a Giant fucking Douchebag. You have some good things to say though.

[SporkThis]

HAHAHAHAHA! OK, I took the time to watch this vid and had a big ass grin the whole time. Perhaps a bit shy of either lol or lmao but you were on the director's side of the frame, not the actor's side! Film, especially in Hollywood, is far more about luck than skill. In the end there may be a fantastic piece of cinematography out there that will never be seen by more than a handful of folks because the American Public and their dollars are what will drive the whole thing in the end, not skill.

[cptgulls]

you are shit.

[Waldrehun]

Shut up

[RBlack999]

I've been watching this guy since his first video.

Am I a douche for finding certain satisfaction that he ended up working at a Bowling Alley and living back in his parents after seeing this video?

[EdwardvsJacobFan]

@RBlack999 Is that what happened to him? I used to watch him all the time and then it's like he fell off the face of the earth :-(

[CharismaticEdge]

@EdwardvsJacobFan because the Earth has no use for swamp trash like this.

[EdwardvsJacobFan]

@CharismaticEdge :-( That was a little harsh, don't you think?  Were you ever a fan of him? I was...

[neoshaolin1]

I don't know, RBlack999. It's blah. This vid makes me personally feel like someone gave him shit about not going to college prior to this video. Maybe it was something job related. I'd personally like to think that he'll get back on his feet soon.

[TheJuggaler]

It's satire

[TehNubinz]

Damn, I completely forgot about this guy over the passed few years on YouTube.

He was kinda entertaining back than..But this is ridiculous man.. 13:23 minutes of this stupid shit?

[yuuy202000]

=D I love this guy!

[OshidaYaguchi]

turned this video off after 10 seconds

[psiturbo]

"I want to make movies too"

Glad to see you again boh3m3,

Doing good my friend!

[dalatinking]

Your a fucking idiot, you shouldnt mock ppl for taking care of their parents who suffer from various illnesses. Yeah I know your not saying shit in this video but in one of your videos you did, so you should be castrated and then shot in both knees. Fuck your self with a rigged piece of broken glass. Ez you lil bitch!!

[Byakuya00006]

What is your deal? I agree, but to shoot in both of the knees and castrated? dude seriously.

[Appclypse]

rigged?

[edgarallanpoet]

Well it looks like the guy who thought he was so ahead of the curb, is now working at a bowling alley.

Should of went to film school. Haha!

[w0r1dpeace]

very hicksian!

[Louarns]

Lame

Education is about challenging and inspiring youth. Good teachers and solid well-rounded programs are key, not always reality, but it's part of the experience to search for the best and work hard to be guided by them.

A book will never replace an awesome prof.

Ever.

[kidluna]

Damn wish Pigslop would come back for an ass whoopin

[blastofo]

Youre from alabama, a psuedo intellectual, and were a youtube fad, did u really think youd gain acceptance among the LA showbiz elitist snobs? One sniff and they knew you werent their kind. Moving to california and growing your hair out were proper steps, but not enough. Gotta come from money, maybe have a film degree from ucla, and know some people.

[Appclypse]

Probably couldn't have been put better, quite harsh, but i suppose the only way of describing it would be to say realistic?

[LincolnLogAdam]

I don't understand all the hater comments, this is hilarious.

[oakeysmokey]

man this dude used to be funny.

[masterLshake]

your hair sucks

[PrettyLush956]

lol i kinda like his hair

[maddiehines]

I've been in college for four and a half years. it fucking sucks. you are completely correct.

[katiefershadybaby]

what a tool

[evilbutcutegirl2]

i was in a good mood b4 this video... now im bored..

[lemonjellies]

Zzzzzzzz......

[Masonbuzzin]

lmfao i think your weired but you are unique you made me laff man keep this up

[Rahmanqureshi]

this guy never had it, never will

[EdwardvsJacobFan]

omg i started to watch this guy's vids before he was this popular. Lol love his wittiness!! What happened to all his videos?? He used to have more from what I remember...

[karatekween33]

not very funny... poor comedic talent and timing. and he's very full of himself and that grin pisses me off... how is this guy famous on youtube?

[TheRandomness03]

He doesnt care anymore

[itstristanyo]

goddamn have you ever heard of satire?

[karatekween33]

um, yeah i've heard of satire. it's a pathetic attempt at it, but it is definitely NOT satire.

[aaahhchihuahua]

retard! really, a real retard! Very full of his self, and smiling after every sentence just makes him look like more of an asshole! On his blog all he does is complaine and ask for money, LOSER!

[JDK0316191]

I can;t believe you fucking morons. You would think it's harder to think it's real than it is to realize it's just satirical awesomeness.

[KIINGPIIN]

OMG WOOW this guys a fucking FAAG not funny at all and literally embarrassing to watch...like actually NOT funny at all ahahah queer fucking douchebag.

[InsideTheMirror]

Ironic that your watching and commenting.

[katlitter]

blah

[bloodbadge]

awesome

[TheCl0ckMan]

Rise and fall. What happened during the time you were gone?

[SLOPESOFDEATH]

Get over your self you dumb peice of shit.

[Zomgog89]

im glad your living your life!

[SickSilckMan]

i'm not sure i understood a word of what he said.

but i miss him and his wisdom, as dry and sarcastic as it often is. he changes his channels gears a lot, but i always enjoy his videos and get a good laugh out of them.

i hope he comes back soon. life on the tube is dull without him.

[Fumster101]

this is just painful

[derekeano]

You guys realise the whole video is like satire right?

[bluewker]

but his take on satire isn't even good..it's just really immature and unoriginal... :\ i liked his material before (but he doesn't seem so proud of it) because it actually was original...

[finalfantasy4everock]

hmm..yeh..get over self...kudos on your 15 minutes of fame lasting so darn long! Like a poop on the back of a dogs ass almost..... :D

[socialmedianinja]

that was LMAO and LOL all in one haha

[hurryingfred]

Consider college

[jenluvsblackcat]

I'm so sorry.

[chommy]

Unsubbing, your a douchebag now Boh3m3.

Go back to your older kinda stuff will ya.

[lesmcluffalot]

Get over yourself. Get a real job.

[2fr33]

This is AWESOME XD

[karatekween33]

this is painful to watch, i didn't make it past 0:45, and most of that time i was just flipping through the comments.

this wasn't funny. at all.

[eyerke]

That part down the middle is pretty awesome.

[stymye]

painfull to watch this guy...couldn't make it past 2 minutes

[Andrew4ndrew]

You went on for over 13 mins?! LOL made me laugh tho.. after a shit day... usually i listen to crap all day at work.. but this was more funny to listen to tho lol.

[isforever]

Best ever!

[savdavid]

Saying stupid things with a smirk does not always translate into being funny. This video is exhibit A. Talk about pretentious. This guy is painfully unfunny.

[ViktorVonD]

someone missed the point :|

[strokes44]

ura deuche

[eatmybinx]

hilarious

[amazingcupcake]

We get the sarcasm, but gee...it's a bit too much. You sound like such a jerk...

[WeHaveNoParents]

heyy ben

[chaosdarkmage]

Come on man, you were voted most popular on youtube a while back. You're the first person I started to watch regularly on youtube. Just go back to where it all started. I much rather watch your opinions and mocks on things and such than the others like shane... and fred, ugh I hate what youtube's becoming. It needs the genius and hysterical boh3m3 again.

[barneygrumble]

film school is a waste. just make films

[Nanaman12345]

This guy is such a douchesnozzle.

[ashmill16]

Hey Dood=]

Dont listen to the people that bash you! They just want attention....Psh Ne way I've been watchin ur vids for a while now and You are still amazing! You should however add a random clip in ur vids that just makes people laugh. What you say in ur vids is funny but you use to have craaaaazy vids. Its just a suggestion...Obviously you dont have to listen to me. LOL

[toroga1]

You really do learn shit at college, though, that you wouldn't learn otherwise. Also...a lot of people, besides film students, have watched El Mariachi.

[destruantes]

wow, what a tool (feel free to enterpit as you see fitting)

[NINJUGGALOTUS]

man your annoying, and i hear your a re pretty big dick

[1983emzy]

i dont know what the fuck happened there i waised 13 min of my life watching that . i was hoping for somethign anything but notheing ..

[gregortford]

Wow...I really can't believe you have been making these shitty videos for such a long time. Do you ever look back on all the time you spent making these comedic failures and feel bad? YOU SHOULD. Also please don't go to film school. You really don't have any talent when it comes to film or acting so what's the point? You should probably just try something you will be good at like plumbing.

[razzola]

Ever look back on comments that you send to people, insulting them, and then realize that you wasted a minute of your own time not only to watch the video but to be an asshat?

[gregortford]

Nope! I don't. However, you should probably look back on all the time your nerdy ass spent writing songs about some shitty computer game and just keep your awfully worded, and pathetic attempt at defending this dick to yourself.

[teachingworld150]

you suck haha you didnt went to college you suck lame ass hole!!!

[breeeegs]

i guess you didn't "went" either, lol

[xjackie93]

and you obviously didn't 'went' to the 1st grade.

[amazinganimosity]

nice chompers

[ruroremy]

To think that the first vlogger I watched and liked has fallen to this level of stupidity.

Please, don't make another attempt at sarcasm, it's not funny.

Many Tubers have managed to make me regret having wasted time watching them, have gotten me angry to some extent, but none of them have managed to make me feel sick. Until now.

Congratulations.

[ruroremy]

Please, just stop making videos. You're only making a bigger idiot out of yourself if you keep going on.

[pap3rplat3]

yeah this was the very first vlogger I subscribed to a long time ago. Must have been 2 years of more. But honestly, once I made my second account (this one) I didn't re-subscribe. Pretty sad honestly. But, I recommend Shane Dawson for vlogging. His humor is right up my alley. Just a thought. But I agree, this is really sad.

[im0so0epic0oh0yea21]

Love Shane.

Quite funny, in my opinion. SO much better than him..

[CoolMovesNow]

Free advice. More cut scenes. less of THAT dialogue for sure. Come up with a new character for yourself. Seriously.

[dspikey]

did you loose weight ?

[Scarlatch]

Or, you could just not suck and go to college for free. Thanks. :)

[devilxking2]

Fuck you Ben. Fuck you.

/sob

[kaylabug35]

lol dude. you have long hair!! :D

[SheerCuteGirl]

I play WoW too =D oh hakkar ^.^

[fakespotter]

frat boy trying to act deep

[mute4]

your a cunt

[DJNewStyle]

This was a fucking snooze.

[Jellybean666]

Lmao @ pretentious tea :P

Wow, 13 mins of sarcasm... impressive...

[belfastlawd91]

bad haircut, also that massive mole on your face is freaking me out.

[duhduuhst]

nice video man.. i think your good at taking ideas and putting them together in a format that clever & entertaining. but for me there's a difference between honest than just an idea of an entertaining personality. goals and dreams. prospecting and venting... ask yourself one question, who.

[emopope]

10:33 epic self owned

[JediJac]

everyone hates a smartass...and sarcasm belongs to women.

you obviously have lost interest in YouTube, and really..who really gives a fuck. I enjoyed your videos while they lasted. all the best with your future endeavours.

[Scorpicus]

Hilarious :D

[itScally]

cheers boheme

[mrnards]

whatta fuck is this...comedy? drama? are you worried about sundance?...wow...i don't understand if you are trying to be clever, funny or are just sore about being boheme...really whatta fuck is this...

[ChrisRodrigi]

Bring back the old Boh3m3.

[jerry200517]

LOL, nice one this is

[weofparadigm]

Hey, I have that same weird Japanese looking cup.

[4580273]

It does make sense. I strongly agree with you

[Joec501]

Ew... wtf did u do with the old boh3m3.. bring back the short hair and get rid of the douchebag haircut...

[ifu06572]

you are an ass clown

[slongbobtightpants]

i would kill you no second thoughts i would just outright kill you if i evers saw you u stupid cock do you realy have no shame u obnoxious prick? i still cant believe that you mocked sxephil actually i wouldnt care if u mocked phil its the fact that u mocked that he is trying to take care of his father who is dying of PKD. fuck people like you are what make this world so fucked up.

[jeikobu21]

just out of curiosity, have you heard any other side of the story? or have you just heard what phil said? because in his blog tv account he explained what really happened, and the closest to making fun of phil was at the end of his (taken down) 1000 miles video were he said "fuck you phil"

[sk84alife]

he reminds me of seff mcfarland!!!

[ryanodell]

seth* ..

and seth macfarlande is famous enough to act like this

[pepperdoc5]

everything you do is overstated and an obvious playact to the camera. it diffuses any and every attempt at humor.

sad/irritating/embarrassing/be­fuddling.

but have some stars for it a-cuz-a whatevs!

[KinoleMakpos]

I randomly remembered watching your videos when you first started out...I also remember having thought of you being hilarious, creative, and all that.

So, I decided to re-watch some of your old stuffs, and some of your newer junk.

I'm glad that you really are what I thought, and I wasn't just being some dumb kid.

Hooray! =D

[Evlesoa]

Boh3m3, what the hell? Lmao

[jimtbishop]

You make it seem so simple. Since you obviously know it all..... when will we see either your #1 blockbuster or your film that truly captures the hearts of all because it is so deep and meaningful?

[victoryskater]

july 29 2009

his movie is called The Rise of Bohemia

[ximostar]

LMAO

i stopped watching your videos

a while ago.. not because i didn't like them, but because i was quite busy with that college place you talk about.

i'm happy to see that you haven't changed one bit!!

you're hilarious and i hate to see rude comments.

they just dont understand.

im in love..! all over again...

[jeremy0o0o0]

FUCKING FAGGOT

[EIAercle]

and a fagetv

[sirandrew77]

funny, and mastuerbation and eat fast food lol!!!!!!!!!!! but beside that great video dude

[Eyedea]

get a job

this act was too fucking long

and your attempt at being pious and snobby is fail. you don't at all come off like an intellectual person but rather someone who thinks and wishes they were . Step your fucking game up loser and stop sittinng on the sideline criticizing others and begging for peoples money you fat poor fucking piece of shit, it's lazy people like you who complain all the time that are the fucking scum of the earth, you're not in high school fatty , fucking man up

[paxari]

RIGHT ON THE FUCKING SPOT:D!

[L33P33]

its kind of a sarcastic video... if you can't understand that then you must be an american...

[Eyedea]

no shit you dickhead. I get that its a lame joke ,my comment applies to all the lame videos he makes.

ps : you could have easily looked at my profile and seen that I'm from Canada. You fail for being lazy as shit in your insult

[KeyboardRambo]

There's a pecking order to life -- real life success, real life failure, youtube success, youtube failure...then people who don't realize they're youtube failure

[r3strict3dd]

good work boheme, I used to want to get into the film industry until I found out more about how the industry works and what a massive pile of shit it is

pretty amazing video, and you look like john travolta.

[northstone111]

dude, i love your videos, but what in the hell are you talking about in this video??? i am not trying to be an asshole, but honestly, what the hell are you saying? anyway..i LOVE your other videos though, bye! :)

[angelsbettylou]

LOL i wanna know whats in that tea... gimme some. Sad i knew it was tea before you said it was tea at the end. lol Your such a goober, to those people that are taking this at face value, they clearly don't watch you enough.... lol

[Beaumaines]

I'd hate to see a movie made by you. Anyways, contact me with your address so I can meet you in person and punch you in the face for begging.

[gnamp]

is this a jealous rant?

[intergalacticdreamz]

im just here to laugh at you for ebegging yet a second time.. wow dude.. i think its time for you to like pick another direction in life ..perhaps ..errr..like getting a real job like a man and quit dreaming about being a movie star, moving to cali, and becoming a EXTRA! (insert lulz here)

p.s. 1 star

[steeze686]

dude, that was a lame vid.. waisted like 9min of my life

[wackyMacky801]

wow almost 14 minutes? I hope I didn't miss anything, I stopped after a couple minutes.

[baronruber]

you seem kind of gay in this movie...

[VortexNeurofunk]

dude i think you're cool and all..but what the fuck are you trying to achieve here?

[nightsavior1]

Great stuff. lol. Having been in a commercial arts college(and flunked out) I can say you haven't missed much. Besides many (not all) college students act worse than HS students.

Your synopsis is accurate and very funny!

A nice girl named Kailys3 spoke highly of you so I decided to give your videos a gander.

I do not think being a pretentious director is in the fates for me but I will make the best note card theater border the world has ever seen!

I owe it all to you Boh3m3! Rock on!

[AshBradford]

Haha, just read your description. I started playing WoW a few months ago. I'd love to play with you, but I'm sure we'd be on different servers. I got sick of being killed so I'm on PvE not PvP now.

[EatYourPeas18]

haha. this is great. and also weird- i know a guy that looks exactly like you and IS a pretentious film student. god i hate him so.

[kiwimangum]

"Why is the DP only filming her tits?"

You don't know what a DP does, do you?

[phoenixatom]

Boh3m3...it's called a Vitamin B12 deficiency. You might need some V8 buddy...just lookin' out for ya.

[Rhyron]

I looove how he says LMAO... makes me wanna kiss him :P

[NCCAJAX]

You come across as bitter not pretentious.

[WilliamsShamir]

honestly this have been in my mind for so long ... i have to ask you ....

is the cup empty or do you really have something in it ???

i'm 99% sure it's empty but i want to be sure :)

[GothicLipstickKisses]

I think you're still amazing. Your old videos were hillarious and your new videos are more intelligent and still funny as hell. Keep em coming!

[moonlightmaze]

I know you have been busy being poor and all, but can you make a new video?

[stupidazntricks]

Everyone is a prick. I thought that video was hilarious.

[MeganD39]

It's so neat to watch people who have all the ability in the world to whine, yet not an ounce of actual work ethic. Keep mooching off friends and YouTubers who work for a living Ben. And then keep bitching about life. Right now you could not be more of a world class douche.

[stuartgibb]

I find it hilarious how you sound absolutely identical to Jack Black in Rock School when he's giving the pretentious evaluation to the parents of the children that he is instructing in music :D hahaha

[Bosphorus4111]

this video would have been a shitload more bearable to watch if you hadn't done that weird ass voice the whole time and paused every 5 seconds to flash a toothy ironic smile

[JDK0316191]

It's supposed to be a joke.

[Bosphorus4111]

Yeah I understand, but it definitely got annoying fast.

[pervertutube]

never heard of braces?

[belfastlawd91]

arrogant, narcissistic, condescending prick much?

[Yayakills]

you're hair is sooooooooooooooooo fucking GAY.

cut that shit!!

[darkender88]

you should go to elco and stop being so cynical damn it, your making me want to kill myself boh3m3

[ricmoz]

yer remind me of bill hicks

[MelvinTroy]

If bill hicks were to be a dummy.

[pinkxelephant]

STOP WITH THE FINGERS!

[armyman206]

So I haven't been on your channel for two years now. Found it again today and I'm like... WTF?! What the f**k happened to you? You're like a fucked up retard... kinda like it... but I miss the old Boh3m3...

[armyman206]

And yes, I just randomly censored the f-word.

[belfastlawd91]

yeah, the old boh3m3 was kinda cool, but this guy's a faggot now.