Dramatic Reading of Breakup letter #14892

[867o5309]

not the same dude

[Autumn1618]

haha i love these!

[Agent1W]

What's "dmy emai"? And what does "so we started of chylling" mean?

Man, this is some highly complicated shit. I think I need to contact Oxford...

[idiotjello]

I actually sort of liked the terribly awkward tone as it went along. its funny in a different sort of way.

[Jodo89]

What part of this is dramatic?

[xPatheticHearts]

Um....

[ThatMusicShowJP]

You sound like George-Michael Bluth.

[strawberrykurosaki1]

It sounds to me like your trying to imitate the crappy version of Microsoft Sam. :/

[takebackthestreet]

Whoever is reading, you are a complete shit.

[highlighterpoop]

this isn't dramatic. it's too nonchalant.

[raWrfearmeieatu]

This is horrible

[SkynyrdGirl]

Sorry dude, but that was absolutely SHITE compared to the fantastically funny original Dramatic Reading Of A Break Up Letter. You're just reading it out as normal without any sense of a dramatic voice at all... WTF!? Put some plummy Britishness in there! Sound like one of those butleresque guys! C'mon you can do better than that!

[mackles]

dude are you reading this in front of the class or something? your shaky insecure voice and stammering reading makes you sound like a kid who draws anime in a lunchroom all day

[NGAllAmericanBadass]

@mackles nonsense, i suck at drawin

[mackles]

@NGAllAmericanBadass nevertheless, this doesn't live up to its name. This was a pretty calm, nervous and humorless reading of a real love note from a real person

[strigiformes6837]

@NGAllAmericanBadass

Obviously, you suck at a lot of things. Are you this bad everything you try? This was like the Great Value version of Dramatic Readings...no offense to Walmart.

[gb6710]

@NGAllAmericanBadass Get the dick out of your mouth!

[mrsocksman]

@NGAllAmericanBadass

hence the reason he said anime

[gotessakin]

it helps if you have basic reading skills

[jentleturd]

HAHA

[Numenorean921]

dude what an original idea! Like no one on youtube has every done this! NOONE.

[TaylorOnTheMic]

and now my life sukses

[Whittikers]

This isn't even a break up letter!

[digatono400]

this is the worst thing I have ever heard in my life.

[BigRobs49]

you suck ,stop

[gracehi]

you sound gay

[IonStorm889]

I'd have to say, this is fucking terrible.

You can't read, and you can't read dramatically.

[mels9q]

your bad at this

[quani07]

What is this shit?

[sophiesoda]

this isnt very good and your voice is shit

[cate2728]

This SUCKS!

[NGAllAmericanBadass]

so does your mom, but im not complaining

[cate2728]

Clever, original just like your video. Hate to tell you, but maybe she does or maybe she has I do have a Father...but that doesn't explain to me why you're doing a crappy ass reading of your love letters to your boyfriend??

[NGAllAmericanBadass]

nonsense. if i ever wrote a letter it would be way better than this.

[cate2728]

Oh come on, I was hoping you'd come back with something better than that. Right when I was just starting to give you humor credit you let me down on V-day.

[wizarrd1]

@NGAllAmericanBadass Especially when its your cock she's sucking?

[NGAllAmericanBadass]

@wizarrd1 Haha, yes

[SCSTV100]

@NGAllAmericanBadass dont be a girl ass wipe

[pulltheplug80]

wtf's with these internet tough guys? some parts were chuckle-worthy.

[NGAllAmericanBadass]

just random jackasses.

[uncrazy4life]

Dude your voice sucks for this kind of thing

[MVFCBoganista]

I liked it... Thought it was hilarious...

[cisse70]

You lost your dramatic reading tone of voice  rather fast lol, keep practising :)

[ptauf2346]

this fuckin video sucks ass u shud fuckin get some freinds u fake ass mother fucking cunt punter

[NGAllAmericanBadass]

someone wasn't loved as a child

[standby4excita]

lol

[fabaum22]

hahaha :)

[AeiiDa]

@ptauf2346 Lol wtf. Maybe you should learn to control your profanities on a website where children will be able to read this. Why thank you for teaching them how to swear even more then they probably do.

WHOOOSHHHH

[sspan0019]

@ ptauf2346 :

this *fucking video sucks ass *; *you *should *fucking get some *friends *you fake ass mother*-*fucking*-cunt*-punter­*.

[dollylovemcdoodles]

this guy sounds like he'd do a killer forrest gump impression.

[thesnorklemonkey]

This made my cry. In a terrible way.

[MecaDope]

needs more drama. It also needs someone who can read.

[CpsLock3]

It sounds like you are reading that stuff on the toilet. Btw how big was that turd?

[9083473893]

dude just give up, no one is complimenting you.

[NGAllAmericanBadass]

im too stubborn to give up

[9083473893]

we can see that

[shyyajgirl]

i like how you're trying to be like the first one... but that one is way better... sorry!

[MPutterNutter]

haha i love how you are protecting yourself too! you BLOW

[NGAllAmericanBadass]

I'm not protecting myself. I'm merely saying you're contradicting yourself in your original comment

[MPutterNutter]

i swear everyone hit that on the nail. i wont even put my input in!!!

[NGAllAmericanBadass]

yet you did anyway, genius.

[SpookyT2i]

"Countinuing"

What the deuce is "Countinuing"?

I'd like to dramatically read your eulogy, you fail.

[NGAllAmericanBadass]

I'd gladly let you if you outlive me

[kyliecolfordx]

u suck arse.

[UltraSuperFatMan]

FAIL.

[garycolmann07]

Jk but seriosly. read with more UMPFH then maybe itll be a little better

[NGAllAmericanBadass]

i'll try that once i decide to be assed to do one of these again.

[SpookyT2i]

"assed"

Just keep typing man, you're a goldmine.

[NGAllAmericanBadass]

it's a common phrase where i'm from.

[garycolmann07]

YOU SUCK. dit ditty. i can do this better man

[NGAllAmericanBadass]

one question, what the hell is dit ditty?

[steelers0515]

stop talking... stop talking now........

piss poor

[NGAllAmericanBadass]

you must really hate yourself. because it sounds like you dont like to listen to even a second of my voice. yet you somehow decided to torture yourself and listen to a whole 2 and a half minutes of it.

[aidenthomas]

This is an unbelievable failure.

[Justanyo]

When making these you should try to add more power to the voice because you have the funny grammer down just fine. There just needs to be a little more to the voice because it seemed a bit monotone.

[IsitEvil]

He has a whistle D; it was annoying lol

[BoobyBarbie]

weak

[collegeisamovie]

Well, the real problem with this versus the original is that it's not a breakup letter at all. It's some sort of request for advice. Reading requests for advice isn't near as funny as reading a breakup letter.

[Vire70]

Indeed. I found this kind of sad really.

[867o5309]

im sorry the original was good, but this is really bad. in fact, it sucks penis.

[NGAllAmericanBadass]

i never said this was better than the original

[867o5309]

this sucks penis

[NGAllAmericanBadass]

yes you do

[wyleepirate]

nobody loves you.

[NGAllAmericanBadass]

plenty of people love me

[megghappy]

um sure,

but this video sucks

[NGAllAmericanBadass]

id like to see you do better

[xXRenMaakaXx]

...i love this dramatic reading stuff!

[NGAllAmericanBadass]

me too

[supmarie]

idiot.

[NGAllAmericanBadass]

yes you are

[supmarie]

oh so clever!

[NGAllAmericanBadass]

your sarcasm humors me

[supmarie]

as does your horrible excuse for a video humor me.

[NGAllAmericanBadass]

at least its better than chris crocker

[Mister0Heatmiser]

I don't know man, I don't see your videos scoring a megaton of views and subscriptions.

[NGAllAmericanBadass]

that really means nothing.

[Mister0Heatmiser]

Ah well. I mean, you're not an idiot as supmarie just said up there, but it's a little retarded to use Chris Crocker as a means of quality measurement, especially when you can't measure up to the views he's gotten anyway. But hopefully you'll eventually be YTMND quality. Better luck next time.

[ShadowBunni]

I hate to say this, but why does everyone on YouTube need to be so mean? Just because the freaking person can't spell properly.

[NGAllAmericanBadass]

who are you talkin about

[ShadowBunni]

Sorry! I totally worded that wrong.

You guys don;t need to be mean to AmericanBadass, despite what you actually think. Ever heard the saying "If you don;t have anything nice to say, don't say anything."? That applies. Yeah, it may suck, but god, its not his fault. The person that wrote the letter probally can't spell for shit, and I know he was probally trying to make fun of that fact. Lay off please.

[ShadowBunni]

Aside from that,

I love Dramatic readings XD NonDripHelmets was hilarious, and yours was as good! :D

[NGAllAmericanBadass]

na mine was only half as good as his

[ShadowBunni]

And yet I still liked it as much x3

[HogFan89]

.. thats not a dramatic reading. thats just a reading.

[NGAllAmericanBadass]

its dramatic becuase i prounounced everything literally not what the word was suppose to be

[HogFan89]

Well that is true about literally pronouncing words, but you also have to ad in the /dramatic/ tone in your voice. A perfect example of a Dramatic reading is when your high school english teacher played a recording of a read-along of shakespeare or of some poetry. Thats why i said it lacked the 'dramatic' in your reading..

[damonwallace92]

if you're gonna try to copycat a funny video, at least do it with some class. you're a fucking clown, bro.

[NGAllAmericanBadass]

what the fuck do you mean

[TheTrueMissingno]

That made 11 PM so much fucking funnier xD

[USAisthewin]

im glad you think that

[iamthebestcozirock]

LOL! Great work on the end part

"yuh-hoo" LOL

[USAisthewin]

thanks

[Universalcorps]

sounds normal, anyway good job trying.

[blink18stu]

that wasnt that funny but ill let you off because the girl who wrote that backs up the idea that most girls are shit eating sluts tbh

[NGAllAmericanBadass]

i thought it was most girls are dumb bimbos

[catvoerman89]

Hey I have an idea. KILL YOURSELF!

[NGAllAmericanBadass]

thank you for your kind patronage sir

[xTragicSallyx]

Phft, I liked it. Dont let those meanies get you down. ^.^

[NGAllAmericanBadass]

i wont lol

[whitehotsalt]

fuck you. you suck ass.

[NGAllAmericanBadass]

id like to see you do better

[BURTNAYXCORE]

is your name taylor

[NGAllAmericanBadass]

no it ain't

[catvoerman89]

you make me want to kill myself.

[NGAllAmericanBadass]

oh no dont get me convicted of assisted suicide now

[guitarfreakmayer]

ahhhh this is like a shitty badn doing a cover of all along the watchtower.

[NGAllAmericanBadass]

lolwut

[guitarfreakmayer]

you fail hard at copying a great thing. that's not to say stop trying, but do something original. the break up letter was as good as its going to get.

[NGAllAmericanBadass]

i did a bud light real men of genius commercial and i did other dramatic readings after this. maybe you think they'll be better

[NGAllAmericanBadass]

yes yes they are

[ThexXxUsed]

comments are almost as good as the video

[vegan94]

i think thereisonly7things is a little bit insane.

^.^

[NGAllAmericanBadass]

yep shes a total nut we should send her to an asylum in a stright jacket

[alarok1]

Um... I think she needs spelling and grammar work...

Oh, and thereisonly7things, you really do need to shut up, people here really don't too much care for mouthy little kids.

[NGAllAmericanBadass]

yep

i agree

[thereisonly7things]

whoa just just ruined the breakup letter thing and dont youy dare backsass me boy cuz i will whup ur ass!!!

[USAisthewin]

i just do this for the hell of it. and i honestly doubt you can kick my ass

especically since you sound like a 12 year old faggot in that comment

[thereisonly7things]

ok first of all you sorry ass bitch, im not a faggot you are and you can go shove your frigging face through a table cuz no-one wants to see it, so shove this letter up your ass and take it off youtube, its disturbing, like your face

[NGAllAmericanBadass]

well you sound like one. and 2500 people wanted to see it. and how is it disturbing its just someone with a horrible voice and a picture of a poorly typed breakup letter.there is somethin wrong with you if you think thats disturbin

[vegan94]

i love you hahaha

[NGAllAmericanBadass]

thats ncie lol

[thereisonly7things]

shove it you stupid ass!!!!! there is nothing wrong with me there is something wrong with you because you put this on here and if you say something to me again im gonna shove your face through the floor cuz i swear i got anger management problems so dont mess with me i'll break you in half!!

[NGAllAmericanBadass]

just becuase i put somethin you dont like on youtube doesnt mean theres anything wrong with me. your a whiny bitch. and i have anger management problems too

[thereisonly7things]

i bet you do so shut your fucking mouth cuz no one likes you your so fucking gay

[USAisthewin]

no one likes you either. your 12 year old whiny bitch. and as long as i am in america i will keep speaking

[thereisonly7things]

ok im thirteen you fucking ass loser and im american too so u r such a fucking idiot that no one fuckinjg likes so shut the fuck up

[NGAllAmericanBadass]

oooh 13 big difference

you already made the point that no one likes me and yet you still blabber on about how shitty something is even though you say nothing different each comment

[Brandonspeck]

HAHAHAHAHA.

Epic fail.

[NGAllAmericanBadass]

if you wanna see more epic fail then watch the rest of my dramatic readings :D

[alarok1]

Mouthy little kids these days...

[ShadowBunni]

I agree whole heartedly...

[mero84]

lame...btw turn msn off wen u record shit u post on youtube..lame

[NGAllAmericanBadass]

if you look at my newer stuff i sovled that.

but if you want to continue critisizing this be my guest.

[mero84]

i hope your parents are proud of you, u truely are a great addition to society... Kudos my man Kudos..

[NGAllAmericanBadass]

your sarcasm humors me

[ShadowBunni]

PLEASE learn to spell. It REALLY bugs me that you don't. Constructive critasisum is way better then "Your parents must be so proud *Sarcasum Sarcasum.*"

[Vitorussibatno]

I agree. I really hate when people don't spell their shit correctly.

[WeSailAtDawn]

I really hope you meant to misspell criticism and sarcasm. And use the wrong form of 'than'

That's sarcasm /\

[VeryDivine09]

You didn't spell criticism right. So, I don't think you should be getting onto people for not spelling some words correctly when you can't even spell yourself. Just a thought, though. :)

[ShadowBunni]

Uh...Dude, I get it. It was an accidental miss spell.

[VeryDivine09]

Yeah, you 'mispelled' quite a few things.

[ShadowBunni]

Thats nice for you to notice...But I honestly don;t care nor do I want to start a pointless fight.

[elliottislington]

it annoys me when people say 'Just a thought, though. ' after making a point that makes them look like a git stack.

Its like saying 'i know im a tool'.

[gracehi]

This is stupid. The original break up letter was sooooooo much funnier.

[NGAllAmericanBadass]

that it was

hence why i am practicing these so i can be as good as the YTMND one

[NGAllAmericanBadass]

yep

xD

[lostaddict12]

lol yuuh

[NGAllAmericanBadass]

dramatic reading is dramatic

[Asleepinthehollow]

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