Jan Terri - If you want a divorce

[tokdl]

Does she have Down syndrome?

[MrBrownstone8881]

I'm going to jab a hot q-tip in my ear, excuse me.

[GiganForever]

miss piggy

[johnnynthng]

IF WOO WANT A WAVORCE FRUM ME ITS OK ITS OK WY ME..........JAN IS PURE CLASS AND SOPHISTICATED GENIUS

[DeathMetalforever]

IF YOU WANT A DIVORCE FOAM ME, IT'S OKAY, IT'S OKAY, BURN ME!!! IT'S OKAY IT'S OKAY, BURN ME!!!!! BURN MEEEE!!!!! IS THIS WHAT YOU REALLY WANT????

[stsaylor29]

i love divorces al and monet

[SmokeyGoodness]

"If you wanna bwush my teef, it's OK, it's OK"...

[stsaylor29]

@SmokeyGoodness no ok

[maiasaura08]

Doot de doot de doot da da da! Never heard such a yippee-kai-yay song about a traumatic and deeply painful event. What on earth was she drugged up with?

[CrimeXPunish816]

This song sounds like it was made with the help of an electric keyboard

[jacob111306]

i want to lick those lips

[TourettesOrc]

wesley willis reincarnated into this woman.

[satisfiction]

@TourettesOrc dude my friend and i were comparing them the other day Hahahaha

[TourettesOrc]

@satisfiction lmao

[daysleeper724]

She sounds like Elmer Fudd's sister.

[Julez2770]

Coupled with the picture and the song, you just know Jan has horrible, stinky breath.

[FINCHLEYCOMFORTHOTEL]

Another classic no beating around the bush you go girl, this is real girl power

[ravenstone4]

that picture made me wet..

[briteshoes]

lol...it almost hurts

[buddyeagle]

Yes i want baby, pay me now! ha ha ha!

[lovesrainbows4eva123]

MY JAN <3<3<3 no1 appreciates her lyk i do. a propa luff her, if any1 nos jan can they pls msg me wif her number so she can play at mah birfdaii partii fanks peepz xoxoxoxox

[Bnicleve]

@lovesrainbows4eva123 I agree with whatever you just said 100%.

[lovesrainbows4eva123]

@Bnicleve fnks bbz xoxoxoxo

[SAIL4323]

Still better than the shite that's on the radio.

[SAIL4323]

Still better than the shite that's on the radio.

[goerickago]

Listening and reading the comments..... I am dying hahahahah

[BerserkerLemon]

hot



[custardandspence]

i love this

[Innaband]

Does she just make up her own lyrics to karaoke music? WTF?

[EyesofGeisha]

is there any way you could give me the link for this photo? :-D I love it.

[ThatCrazyStranger]

I'm not even going to bother.

[JeffroTV]

I just pooped in my mouth and threw up out of my ass.

[902Judith]

"GREATEST BREAK-UP SONG EVER"..(Ashton and Demi should play it in Divorce Court while they bicker about their share of the houses, treasures and moo-lah :-)

[neovintageretro]

Is that Pure Prairie League backing her up on this?

[knovinski]

@neovintageretro Yep, it certainly is. She was the inspiratiion for "Let Me Love You Tonight". She and Vince Gill were an item before he met Amy Grant.

[MrGoldenmine]

This sounds like some whack Christian shit you'd hear on Trinity Broadcasting Network.

[arvinoSka]

nursery rhymes



[t2kojo]

Jan Terri > Rebecca Black

[FilipinorenderHD]

@t2kojo best youtube comment ever seen!

[danielcarder1]

roseanne?



[sloshvictim]

She was married?!?!

[browseyfillerman]

Im getting wet just watching this...I want a burger

[browseyfillerman]

WHat in the world is that picture..she is howling.

[69123thomas]

are you freaking kidding me, i can't view her music video because GEMA (german music industry) couldn't pay the 10 cent fee for her musical rights, is it really that bad?

[baahhhFATALITY11]

Well, atleast she isnt using auto-tune. She may not be the best singer, but I do admire her for not using auto-tune.

[baahhhFATALITY11]

That picture LOL XD

[JavaTC]

Someone call Rebecca Black.

[AAA4509]

This is really, really, really awful, worse then sitting at a 4 four insurance seminar, in fact I would probably enjoy that more. Awful!!!!

[goofywilly]

Legendary! I was severely constipated a moment ago! Not anymore! :)

[juljul67ify]

i take it her 'husband' was somebody needing a green card

[xXxAngelicKratosxXx]

This song isn't "wook"ing for me.

[jonesy97]

Another lyrical masterpiece, by Jan Terri. I mean, comprehend, if you can, the chorus;

"If you wanna divorce from me, it's ok, it's ok by me."

I mean, omg!!! Such deep, soul-stirring, thought provoking lyrics. Bono could take a lesson in song writing from this gal. And besides, I wanna stick my tube steak between every fold of skin that I can find on her, in the course on one lust filled night. If I want to fuck every fold, I might need 2 or 3 nights, actually.

[countrymusicgtavboy2]

YES IT IS WHAT I WANT!

[mysilvercat]

...and a restraining order

[QueenB2323]

Is this what you weawwy want?  :*(

[RedStormProduction]

lol who would want to marry this woman in the first place?

[Alilrebelchick]

God she sucks, lmao!!!

[jgrande345]

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[jizzbot1992]

dis bitch is sooooo fine

[Alilrebelchick]

@jizzbot1992 Honey, please, get help, NOW, lol!!!

[djsandra1]

Thumbs up if you think she should be the female Tonetta

[tavern2468]

ok ive been a Jan terry fan for years , so WHY IN THE THE ACTUAL FUCK am i just discovering this NOW?

[Elyzater]

I'll send this to my husband. He'll finally sign those divorce papers.

[ElChorizoman]

This reminded me of Wesley Willis , and I lo e Wesley Willis for some strange reason

[gavinplaysbass]

lol yea... think i'll take that divorce

[barkpeeler2000]

favorited because of the screen catch

[AlabamaManWhore]

"Livin on a dream"

[wagstag89]

well if he didn't want a divorce before the song, he sure as hell does now.

[lolzy123321]

her husband clicked the like button 23 times because he approves of this video so much

[jrock714]

What if instead of the t-shirt with the 3 wolves faces they made a shirt with 3 Jan Terry faces. Growl Grrrrr

[dunno414]

whats sad is that if she would have actually put more of an effort into these videos and songs they may have been decent,

[ShaftIzScarface88]

Giggity

[Xelebes]

squeeze us a fart?

[BobCubTAC]

You've gotta love her inimitable phrasing: "If you wanna divowce fwom me, it's okay, it's okay bah meeeeeeeeeeee!"

[DeadButFeelingBetter]

confusing thumbnail...orgasm, heart attack or reaching for a high note?

[liamfuentes]

the picture says it all

[clockworkfiction3]

In some ways, her voice kind of sounds like Yoko Ono's, except more out of tune.

[JoeGancher]

Great photo, assuming the cross bow arrow is just out of range of view.

[AngelOfDarkness2681]

This sounds like a Barney song for adults......

[FuckNorm]

@AngelOfDarkness2681

dude i seriously laughed my face off and almost threw up on my cat from laughing at your comment

[AngelOfDarkness2681]

@FuckNorm BAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! I just listened to this again. It's so true XD Glad that made you laugh hahahaha =)

[FilipinorenderHD]

@AngelOfDarkness2681 LOL! 

[wanker391]

PHWOAR i got get me some of that!

[raleighistheman]

Of course he wants a divorce. Did you really have to write and sing about it? He sobered up after a three year binge. Can you imagine the horror of waking up for the first time sober, after taking that difficult first step, and finding yourself in her bed? The song should be called "Annulment".

[NatashaDawn82]

All Jan Terri is terrible but this might be the worst yet! I'm dying over the friggin picture!

[Joebenedettmusic]

Reminds me of The Shaggs

[Gabby5471]

hate her and love her at the same time..

[vardanology]

AN EPIC THUMBNAIL PICTURE LMAOOOO

[throwyouunderthebus]

OMG who gave this a thumbs up? I will kick your ass.



[muffmaster71]

JEEZ.....once you watch one of her videos on here and listen to the music, you just can't help clicking on the next one to see if it gets any worse.....and it always does!

[saugagirl83]

@muffmaster71 I know what you mean--I only discovered these videos about a week ago and, as awful as they are, I just can't help watching!

[YoungMommy14]

Oh, man! I can't believe I just discovered this rare gem from the undisputed Queen of Rock & Roll... Jan Terri... How did this album not go double platinum? I always wondered who Slayer's primary influence was... Know I know!

[vlavelle42]

WOW...now that was an awesome song....NOT!

[lolzy123321]

if its something i said or another woman in your "bed" would be nice but no she said "trying to split us apart" wtf? bed wouldve just been fine and "can we try it again just be a little diferent" wtf?

[MrBluewatson]

I LOVE HER SO MUCH, IT HURTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[bradenn]

Dude, who the fuck would marry this cow in order for her to even get a divorce?

[MineCraftGuy11]

epic picture

[lupton991]

And her liberal "devil-may care" implementation of Iambic pentameter is nothing short of stunning. It's clear she has been doing her homework. She is using her voice much in the way Albert Ayers ( and Anthony Braaxtons) saxophones were the new template for micro tonal "sheets of sound" of the new free jazz scene.

The chord sequences are a variation of the Coltrane Matrix, except here the words finish a though long before the bus ride comes to its thrilling conclusion.

[JonnyInfinite]

@lupton991 I thought she was shit

[k8ttleson]

@lupton991 Hilarious comments on Jan Terri.

[ibanezplayer772]

@lupton991 trollololololol. hahaha

[YuiYamana]

..............does she not hear these songs before she puts them out?.....None of her songs have a beat or rhyme.

[r0b0hobo]

@YuiYamana what are you talking about? There is obviously a consistent in time beat, you could criticize the song writing or her singing

[bryandamadman]

I just threw up in my mouth and pooped myself at the same time.