The Wombats - Kenneth Clarke's Beard

[SamiMamiNoodles]

I love how Dan is the drummer but he can also play the flut and Tord is the bass guitarist but he can also play the cello. THEY HAVE SO MUCH TALENT!

[veronicaimogen]

i'm sorry, but who the flying fuck is kenneth clarke? is he a politician?

[MYNAMEISPEDRUM]

@veronicaimogen kenneth clarke is a made up person or an inside joke with the wombats and their friends.. they have another one called ron hobably that they use to describe bad/dire people

[LittleMissRubberDuck]

Jack D's and a flute, PARTY!!!!!!

[LTD0002]

Thumbs up if you recently got an apartment in Kenneth clark's beard

[lucy0794]

tord - *drinks jd* aaaaahhhhhhhh....

[williamtuohy]

he doesn't have a beard

[8Dicecoldbaby]

I had to google Kenneth Clarke ;)

[pickles565]

I love how Murph blows on his hands in preparation for clapping. :P

[Mimfishlovesmice]

Does Kenneth Clarke even have a beard?! Hahaa <3 i love them!

[TheShowWithUsIn]

Anyone else notice Dan's pretty bracelet?

[sarahvictoria13]

alcohol does wonderful things to the wombats.

[LOOKoutITSspiderpig]

they all look goneeeeeeeeeeee. lol, cuties ♥

[19smitty89]

legendary band, there just out having fun which is what i like, not taking anything seriously

[PhouFoo]

jacky cola... lol!

[hellolauratube]

tord looks kinda fucked!

[Sannahaugane]

I love tord!

[Bellalodicci9]

Can you make a song about Kenneth Clarke's ears.

[soyjuanete]

Kenneth Clarke's beards a wonderous place

There are thousands of people who live on his face

There are schools for the children and homes for the old

When you live on a beard you never get cold

Theres a theme park a circus a lake and a zoo

On Kenneth Clarkes beard theres just so much to do

I live in a place thats never been sheard

Yes i live in Kenneth Clarkes Beard

[LIESo92]

Kenneth Clarke's beard is just a wondrous place, there are thousands of people who live on his face.

There are schools for the children and homes for the old, when you live in a beard you never get cold.

There's a theme-park, a circus, a lake and a zoo. On Kenneth Clarke's beard there's just so much to do!

I live in a place that's never been sheared, yes I live in Kenneth Clarke's beard.

[sparkmehappy]

i so wanna live there!

[Bentente]

made my day :)

[stupidboyhh]

omg what a song they should definatly realease it id buy it =D

[gingerbreadgirl09]

Called boats & birds actually :)

i agree though, pretty damn legendary song..

[theRockabillyRhino]

LOL I love how Tord is like, "Hi" in that cute little accent of his.

Love it!

[Bflatblues55]

Just lovin' this ...

haha.... great stuff... love the song!

Thanks reliablebow for sharing!

[onkelbuke]

wohoooooooooooooo, that was fantastic, i love it and faved. fantastik. 5 stars

[curiousgeorge555]

J.D. does wonders! Good job men!

~cg5

[reliablebow]

that was sweet then...

[TheFuckinPrincessXoX]

HAHA :D

[helenleighl]

well now I know where they live ;)

[00ninja0ghost00]

They look so happy (:

That was brilliant.

[crankthetoto]

Chorus everybody!! .......

[MrHanky118]

love it

[pearldrumsat]

Theyre so good

[Irridescent]

I love them. <3

[64ColonExplorer73]

LOL this is awesome! I think Murph feels upstaged! Tord is so adorable.

Gotta love the 'Bats!

[youtoobaholic81]

think murphs a little wasted....still good clapper :D

[theRockabillyRhino]

Is Murph ever NOT a little wasted? lol

[erinmckevittx]

tord at 1:28 LMFAO.

[SunKissedAngelX]

ha i love it:D

[lovefilm3333]

God i have this on itunes and this still makes me laugh everytime. Even though i watched it five months ago.

[NormanBatesRocks]

genius

[indiemink]

haha love it =)

[wombats2385]

how can i download this video because its not on itunes?

[wombats2385]

how van i download this because it isnt on itunes

[Irridescent]

download a free program to download stuff off of youtube

[soyjuanete]

good one, yeah

[Roselicious411]

lol this is cute

i love the lead singer^^

[electric987]

a place just opened up by his nostrel

[laura2908]

"Real flappy flaps"....right at the end!

Hahahahahaha brilliant!

[Zorkian123]

hey this is genius lol awsome

[TheMightyBeesh]

haha this is brilliant........I hate to put a downer on the song, but kenneth clarke doesn't actually have a beard =]

[lovefilm3333]

Realllly sorry. I dont.  i love the bassist aswell. But i love the band all the same ^^

If i find it i will get back to you x

[mansell863]

the best bit is just tord saying hi XD

he says it proper funny

[elisabeth00117]

No! I wish I lived in Kenneth Clarke's beard!!!

Hahahaha... Love it!

[juronapod]

I wish I lived in kenneth clarks beard.

[dessbeats]

I livee in Kenneth Clarke's Beard. ahhaa, awasome!

[sinemi1]

wow i like it =)

[whermyprotien]

I love at the very end when they're talking and all you can really understand out of it was "really fluffy"

[94cona]

its actualy "real flappy flappy" they talkin bouts peggie mitchel from eastenders....

[yumyumjellyfishRYU]

shud of defo bin on there album

[lovefilm3333]

In a interveiw with Tord, they asked him about this he said they are all really drunk because Kenneth Clark dosnt even have a beard they just sung it really randomly.

Haha love these guys.

[17thOfJuly]

do you still know where you see the interview?

i just love this freakin bassist^^

[93081800]

Where could i see that interview, please?

[ArnieLovesWilko]

sarah the flute - and the JD ;]

love 'em.

[justjeskexjustme]

theyre so talented :D

[Suusguitar]

I love this video:d

Check the cover me and my friends made!

It's a response to this video:D:d

Peace:D

[PolonaDrek]

is murph drunk or he always seems little bit ''retaaaarded'' O_o xD

[krinyka]

both...xD:D

[razzirox56]

Kenneth Clarke's beard is wondrous place, there are thousands of people who

live on his face

There are schools for the children and homes for the old, when you live in

a beard you never get cold

There's a theme-park, a circus, a lake and a zoo. On Kenneth Clarke's beard

there's just so much to do!

I live in a place that's never been sheared, yes I live in Kenneth Clarke's

beard.

...

I'm going to be singing this all night XD

[littledarlingmarshka]

Long time no see...

[firstimpressions79]

hahaa dan is awesome...for playing the flute :D

[minixmoon]

This song makes me laugh. I think I might sing it at my talent show.

[90Calum]

hahaha

legends

[Gettinghitonattheban]

Too much Jack Daniels I suppose.

[harperchel]

ahahahaha

kenneth clark is like my 2nd cousin twice removed

my grandad did the family tree i was like who the fuck is he

as you guessed me and him had never met

xxx

[indiandribbler]

i live in kenneth clarkes beard...that is great lol

[yellowpowerranger94]

haha.

i sing it all the time.

nobody ever has any idea what i'm going on about.

[yellowpowerranger94]

LYRICS:

Kenneth Clarke's beard is wondrous place, there are thousands of people who

live on his face

there are schools for the children and homes for the old, when you live in

a beard you never get cold

There's a theme-park, a circus, a lake and a zoo. On Kenneth Clarke's beard

there's just so much to do,

I live in a place that's never been sheared, yes I live in Kenneth Clarke's beard

[lovefilm3333]

THANKS GONNA BE SINGING THIS AT SCHL

[lovefilm3333]

wots the the lyrics to this

[yellowpowerranger94]

haha.

damn i wish i was english.

[choruslover123]

join the club. i do too.

[hvlet]

no i live in kenneth clarkes beard!

[heinekensmoke]

dame tu teléfono

XD

[vickyrose06]

who is sarah?

she seems to pop up in loads of their videos

is she dan or murph's gf or summat?

[xEasyx2006]

Sara is the Wombats' tour manager.

[simmo182]

no i live in Kenneth Clarke's beard!

[NatLshim]

lol

[hoboemperor]

such beautiful place exist? :3

[Splitfire3]

hahaa=))

[toxicpixie]

Genius!

[waallpaper]

lol

did you watch that eastenders ????

[maciekomis]

is there an istrument that dan cant play? :P

[ciarameganpie]

legend song

[Doyora]

These guys are very original!

Wombats have legions of fans!

One of the above statements is false.

[hvlet]

no i live in kenneth clarkes beard

[uwotpop]

lolz i could nt spot lafin

[JusteenxWombat]

+ eeep, pissed mutch :L

[JusteenxWombat]

i live in kenneth clarkes beard :)

Jelous mutch?

[catsinbluewood]

haha- this one is fun. does anyone have the chords? I cant find them anywhere in the internet...

[lilharribo14]

lmfao :L that was quality! :P

[Emmaheartsmcfly]

Dans so talented.. well they all are really. I LOVE THE WOMBATS

[katepop]

but kenneth clarke doesn't have a beard (???)

[MinkySteve153]

awsome, they're drunk and musical :p

[Huffah007]

woah. he plays the flute too.

:D im like. OMG. SO HOT.

[bomchickawahwah05]

im off to see them 15/5 gonna be legendary!!!

[allth3s4me]

of course you can "rock out" on flute or whatever, listen to irish folk music :/

[fzoe]

I didn't think you could really rock out on a flute...

But Dan has proved otherwise!

[pokechugger]

what about ron burgundy?

[bomchickawahwah05]

I <3 the wombats they make me laugh =]

[D0R0]

watch /watch?v=bcC7Es66OwY

it's the original version form the cd of "school uniforms - the wombats"

[Ginamustdie]

lol this always cheers me up =]

[tnozima]

I ♥ Tord !!!

[fleurenkleri]

they sang this song for us after the gig in the effenaar yesterday!

THEY'RE LEGENDSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS­SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS­S! oke doei

[vlaheid]

I love the way Tord says Hi :'D

[epiphonextl]

Here are the chords

(E)Kenneth Clarke's beard is (A)wondrous (E)place, there are thousands of people who (B)

live on his face

(E)There are schools for the children and (A) homes for (E)the old, (D)when you live in a beard you (B)never get cold

(A)There's a theme-park, a circus, (E) a lake and a zoo. (A) On Kenneth Clarke's beard there's (B)just so much to do!

(E)I live in a place that's (A)never been (E)sheared, (A)yes I live in (B)Kenneth Clarke's (E)beard.

[godsavegdmcrgheyheds]

whos that bird at 1:15 what she on sounds like a techer

[LyraHisDarkMaterials]

i want the chords to that. . chords please??

[cnessie100]

I looove this song!

i want it longeeeeeeer!

:D

wombats are amazing!

[beanygoat]

GENIUS =)

[linkoln20]

I live in west beardia :)

[DeadXwriterXmaraveno]

i think their reason to sing this song might be explaned by whats on the table XD to much sugar with "some" jack daniels XD

[xxakanthos]

Lmao, love it.

Classic. <3

[ckatherine19]

and now, let s all sing along!

the wombats are simply amazing.

it s great to see a band not take everything so seriously, and really have fun.

<3

[trottel59]

we all do!!! i think they should release this song on their next album XD

[maxgillies]

No, I live in Kenneth Clarke's Beard!!!

[ribenaptchoowww]

no, I DO!

[ckatherine19]

no I I I!

I live on Kenneth Clarke's head! =]

[Broccoliburger]

no, I do! If Murph lives there, then that means i do too... XDDD

[pandorrasbox]

what a tune

[ribenaptchoowww]

0.02 Tord looks so cool! and 0.06 when he says hi!

:D

[AmoiNoir]

Oh dear....

Full sugar Cola.

Fun song though : )

[DutchPunkstar]

light is for the fatties

[AmoiNoir]

Are you calling me fat!? :P lol

[Nogert]

diet is bad for your teeth

[lalalayouresocool]

Actually, it's kind of cool that this song is something exclusively played for gigs and such. Making it a single may not be the best thing, really...

And Kenneth Clarke is a fictional character the 'bats made up; please correct me if I'm wrong here... They really just have fun with their songs, so it's not too wise to take them all to literal :) What a lovely band! xxx

[abbwag]

i met them last nite after wolverhampton concert ..well down to earth guys love them !

[kevykevkev]

lmfao brilliant

[AccursedAce]

Lol that was great! love u guys!

[martjeskate]

great combo,

JD ,a flute and a song about a beard

[marum88]

JD & COKE

[shadrack14]

i am gonna start a petition for them to release this as a single, or at worse an ep lol, legendary stuff lol

[dougkennedy505]

Nevermind Dan playing the flute, Didn't know Ken Clarke had a beard! Maybe they're taling about Charles Clarke?

....I take things way too seriously.

[KattinW]

ahahaha - "my flute...and JD!"

the only way to do it.

[SH3RR3D]

absolute legends haha they were awsome at boro on the rock n roll tour better than the enemy :D

[gemzz4u]

Woooo! I love it!!!

Didn't know Dan could play flute!