Chris Rock: Knives for Guns

[Lunchables4me]

Blades don't need reloading

[2865016]

sad that Chrs Rock does not do these shows anymore..

[SalaMENCE3]

Designed specifically for KILLING.

*sigh* I love Chris Rock. He's so funny.

[Balisong798]

So funny as well as true

[i2Kallaround]

Dang!!

[kkoloftt]

i agree XD

[tony2798]

What will happen if I turn in my gun but run out knives

[farrier616]

If they ban guns can we use swords?

[pp4289]

LOL rate my comment up

[JJsmallz]

@pp4289 LOL no.

[pp4289]

@JJsmallz LOL why

[megagangster321]

is the chris rock show still on any more if it is pelz tell me

[MrMorris5026]

@megagangster321 No the show has been off for about 10 years now you can buy the dvds on amazon though

-Falcn

[hempartist420]

its true guns r for pussies

[jordanmachuca]

Man this is awsome

[EdgeStormcrow]

Guns for knives would have been funnier

[stray514]

AHHAHAA

[AugurScare]

So true! SO TRUE!!! I'd support it if it where real ;)

[morrisman64]

FUNNY LAST LINE

[G3orge88]

Este tipo es genial!! me encantan sus bromas

[himself98]

awesome

[patrickchanning]

haha

[AgentFlea]

Any punk can fire from across the room but it takes a man to get close enough to stab!

[shiryet]

stfu! we heard em.

[ThirdOfOne]

why the fuck do u quote the video

[AgentFlea]

Words of wisdom.

[koglowa]

...or a punk

[NexusDarkworld338]

@AgentFlea I totally agree with you there!!!

[13janhald]

@AgentFlea Stabbing is a sign of manhood

[julianbusty]

love it

its true

[korntwist1]

that was too much, this guy is a genius

[StokieStallion]

lol guns for h0s knives for pr0s

[djlittlea69]

weed for crack should be tried too lol

[Asiahands]

Hilarious.

[flyinganusinthesky]

CHRIS IS SO FUCKIN' CUTE

[upt305]

CHRIS IS SO FUCKIN' CUTE

[Rockitredemeer]

"Any punk can fire from across the room but it takes a man to get close enough to stab" XD XD XD

[TheGrinningColossus]

omfg chris rock RULES!!!

[nightmareklown]

ill trade my 9mm for that knife but im keeping my smith and wesson 500

[SmurfsTurf1]

if guns cause death, matches cause arson. This video proves a point, if we take away all the guns, people will start stabbing each other. Thats why criminals like gun control, it makes their job safer.

[ZOMGAPIE]

please, just shut up before you make more people want to kill you for your stupidity...

it's....a.....fucking.....JOKE

[SmurfsTurf1]

lol ur probably the asshole that gave me a minus...and maybe if you had actually read the comment that I replied to, you wouldn't be saying that....

[Xterminatorbond]

Removed your minus!!

btw video is funny!!

[Dedokai32]

could you sound any more fuckin stupid

[miranger]

Could not have said it best myself.... pussies with guns vs real men who can shank a dude

[SmurfsTurf1]

yeah, but the pussy with the gun is always going to win. Are you saying that soldiers are pussies? They shoot people with guns.

[yermom112]

hes saying its a good joke tard

[SmurfsTurf1]

lol u got a minus 1, i got a plus 2.

[lorrr55]

look again, FUCKER.

[miranger]

In reality the soldiers arent pussies the men who send them to war are the pussies.

Anyone so called "leader" who is willing to give up the life of his countrymen for the "better" of whatever its nonsense and a sacrifice that benefits noone but cemetery industry.

[Ioveyah]

u got it all rong the leader dies the bad guys win so fuck u and thank u AMEN

[Maddhater1]

How about u both stop preaching your war and politic opinions and watch the video?

[Ioveyah]

long as i stand strong u will never stop me

[Maddhater1]

your a fag that likes digimon.

So shut your face up.

[Ioveyah]

first of all its just a show so can u stfu? second of all its a child hood show i use to watch and last but not least whos the biggest fag what did i say to u lol?

[Maddhater1]

still you b/c u like digimon.

[Ioveyah]

i dont give a fuck u hobo its just a show u watch barny and the fuck lads

[Maddhater1]

How about u both stop preaching your war and politic opinions and watch the video?

[airbornemike747]

As much of a Chris Rock fan I am, I'm not a fan of this perticular video. Stabbings + Jokes = not the best combination. Too many people die from it.

Having said that. Chris Rock ROCKS all the way!!

[Asiahands]

It's satire, brilliant satire in fact. The whole premise is funny, true, in a way, yet absurd. Lines like "why cause a huge disturbance when you only want to kill one guy" as he stabs with the knife and "any punk can fire from across the room but it takes a man to get close enough to stab" are good examples. He's not advocating knife violence any more than such a program could really exist....

[tippytheman667]

lol to bad Oj simpson heard about this....

[VaughndProductions]

Hilarious

[Jameskiller10]

lol so funny

[cornman1220]

hey good idea

and there will be less innocent by standers getting shot by a stray bullet

im supporting this haha

[gerry12ac]

AMEN BRO!

[ItsMyFilmProduction]

lol! " oh and remember kids any punk can fire from across the room, but it takes a man to stab!" hahahah!!

[da1ndonly]

hes got a point, any pussy can shoot from acroos a room or drive by,

but takes some one with guts to go face to face and stab or punch the person in the face, this is lost art in fights these days, back in the day real men fist fight face to face, now a days everyone is pussy and fires guns and runs away

[MEW01191]

no mate it takes a killer to go face to face and stab someone not guts

[da1ndonly]

well you know what i mean lol, they both killers but one is willing to go face to face

but i dont respect either, i repsect the guy who fight fist to fist, man to man, thats a real shit, no weapons, like back in the day , or the school yard

[TheLoneMercenary]

surly the title is 'Guns for Knifes' since he says you hand IN your guns FOR knifes?. wrong title, good vid.

[exo999107]

no, cuz it means that ur gettin a knife for a gun

[Booster37]

Mercenary, it's more of a "charity" thing, so it's in the view of the charity, and not the person donating their gun.

[bavly6]

acctualy both owrk fine it depends on how u interpret it guns for knives could mean ur giving a gun in extchange FOR a knife or ur getting a gun FOR a knife and vic versa

[lowrider1991]

lol

[TokyoCrow]

It takes a man, people.

It takes a man.

[m3csk4]

LOL

[stepsz]

i takes a man to get up close and stab eh...what if you shoot at point blank range!?!? LOL :D

[leshager]

hahhahahahahahhahaa

god thats an oldie, but goodie!

[spacegirl226]

"any punk can fire from across the room, but it takes a man to get close enough to stab."

hahahaaaaaaaaaa

[kyeruu2]

Rofl. That knife......holy shit.

You can kill someone with 1 swing with that thing...

[ImaYam]

Made for killin! plain and simple!

[jrsanativas13]

thts so true!.

[eloftsson1]

you are the best i loooooooooooooove you you are so funy<3

[CripYZY]

looooooool

[jlrm365]

"... perfect for high-schools and rap concerts."

The problem is that there are some knuckle-draggers out there who might think that a good idea.

[n00baphobia]

The end is true.

[deathisyouu64]

I WANT a BOXCUTTER =[

[NYCBiGDEAZ718]

lol

[Antonius17]

i think heath ledgers joker did this plan lol

[dudleylucien]

the end was really true

this system should be adopted

[Maktrech]

who gives a shit? you fucking spammer. Get yourself fucked by a horse.

[thefonz12345]

I dit it three times and still got burnt to death! whats the next course of action!

[Mrmoc7]

Oh Chris Rock is a fucking genius!

[RyvernRaigon]

damn! soo true xDDDDDDDD

[opasni1]

I prefer swords, but a knife gets the job done, but better if u kill a man with bare hands, u can read his pulse slowing down if u strangle him.. Just kidding :)

[killieboy93]

haha, when i first read that i was thinking "this guy's crazy" but the end cleared it up :)

[aharris82]

LOL, so true!

[desperado9009]

THATS WHY CHOLOS RULE

[TheReclaimerer]

why because they shoot each other?

[killthatracist]

indeed it would

[CamilleNadia]

HILARIOUS.

And as usual, with 99% of his work, DEAD ON.

[imdakingofny]

lol

[turiel666123]

It takes a man to get close enough to stab" very true... any pussy can shoot

[imdakingofny]

he didnt say pussy he said punk...

[Rastaman12122020]

he had the quotation after "stab" so he wasnt quoting chris anymore, he was just talkin, dont have to get on his case

[RyvernRaigon]

agree man

[Taki2007]

LOL this is great

[tekaw]

lol chris rock is awsome

[vacuumtuube]

I think this is just crazy enough to work!

[chenery1726]

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