Stupid Christians

[bhbrklyn]

We should blow up printing houses for the king james bible, take down every christian website, and anything related on wiki, then burn all the bibles and hop in a time machine to a generation of paradise. If that doesn't work throw the christians on the grill too.

[elscruffalo]

what if christians are all just trolling? its a theory. This video is evidence.

[KingdomSeeker2012]

For it is written: 'I will destroy the wisdom of the wise, And bring to nothing the understanding of the prudent.' 1 Cor. 1:19

[16reaper6]

Kingdomseeker2012

Look you people need to stop preaching because no ones listening to you. Sorry to break your heart but we just don't want to here it any more. You should try your luck elsewhere.

[zagnutmmm]

1:51 and headphones don't go well together.

[Marty88McFly1]

Who the hell was that getto looking dude who kept quoting the bible and swearing? That was too funny.

[dominatorN4]

ROFL Bibleman



[CHRISTIANABUSED]

christians are like lakhis all followwers.

[NewWaysMusic]

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOO

[NewWaysMusic]

@NewWaysMusic I second that.

[Heathensrule]

comedy and tragedy. 

[Phendraana]

I started laughing right & the crazy black guy said "are ya laughin beeotch?!" LOLOLOLOL

[C00LX100]

kid is teh best at least garbage is real XD

[GetInside157477]

ass clown of christians

[tangerinefarmer]

Do you wear the special underwear? Why, yes it protects me from bee stings, fire, and stray bullets.

If you turn to Jesus, you will start doing strange things, such as no longer beating your wife, setting fire to schools, and molesting children. Well, maybe not the last one. LOL !

[cyxgun]

I lol'd when W. popped up...



[cuteandfurry69]

This has got to be the funniest video I've seen on religion.

[jaberalsalamah]

i love how the girl is throwing her letter in the garbge lol

[MrBeauGator]

This is truly funny stuff! What the hell is "dork sided"? I'm so glad I was able to think my way out of superstition!

[megazion34]

4:23 WTF XD

[megazion34]

SHE'S NOT A CHRISTIANA!!!! D:<

[megazion34]

ITS NOT CHRISTIAN!!!!!!!!!

[clipsryan]

It's a crime that these con artists and psychos aren't locked up but for some reason, atheists are painted as immoral, sad and stupid. Gimme a fucking break.

[Michael500ca]

Wow. These people are fucked up.

[DarkHorse0863]

How come so many of these people seem to be from the south?

[adri411]

FUCKING LOVE THIS

[JeniusRetard]

These are the most worthless higher primates on this planet.

[TenouHaruka0]

LOL I think it's a bad idea to use the term 'god-damned' in a sermon.

[Zalvation3]

Love these vids.. Humour and satire (as well as reality) are our best weapons against these numb-nuts...Keep up the good work, dude..

[MikeRoePhonicsMusic]

Wonder Showzen is the great television program ever aired.

[KLSeba]

That's 9min of all kind of stupid.

[anastaisa100]

THEIR EATING YA BABIES !!!!!!

[thehype04]

@AtheisMisReality yes you are right, they are mind controlled zombies that are incapable of thinking for themselfs, i commented one saying that their concept of god is an insult to the true intelligence of the universe and creation and that as long as religion exists we will never get passed this state of fear and hate and this dumb fuck christian said thank god for the 7/7 bombings i wish a million people were killed, i mean wtf is wrong with these slime balls

[83redrose83]

HA!

[TheSlothHead]

That finishing clip was brilliant. Irony is the best invention since, say... agriculture

[askegg]

@TheSlothHead I wish I could find it again. I wanted to place that at the end of each of these video, but alas.

[Lordboogar]

WOW these people are a bunch of fuckwits, and I thought I came from a whacky fundamentalist christian background....

[imatelly]

at 2:15 it's the bus driver mrs. crabtree from south park!!!

[JavaSpitLava]

@imatelly lol....i never looked at that lady like that before...

[superhamzah85]

These intelligent primates have the right beliefs, they don't have any gods.

/watch?v=2NZo-KXFcSo

They win.

[nayanmalig]

WHAT? cancel the funeral? WTF? they afraid so much to meet their creator? freaking cowards or sinners are Christians & nobody else but them. amen

[nayanmalig]

at 9.06 we see stark raving lunacy.

[FPChris]

42 people still think Luke is from New Jersey

[onsenfoudunomful]

Stupidity is acting without thinknig and faith is believing without any proof. It's pretty much alike.

[HimesInu]

I'm tired of "God" killing. What of that?

[Tonguenyomom]

5:16

Found him! Bottom right corner!

[emovegetarianspider]

lol really nice

[shadowtriber666]

Mexican Christians ARE WORTS TRUST ME! I'm glad i was raised Catholic

[BeautifulYoungBoy]

@shadowtriber666 Yeah because Catholics don't rape little boys or anything.

[shadowtriber666]

@BeautifulYoungBoy No, because I'm glad wasn't raise too RELIGIOUS i know that god is everything to us. But these people here put a bad name not only on God, but them selves.

[BeautifulYoungBoy]

@shadowtriber666 I think raping little boys is much worse than profiting from religion.

[shadowtriber666]

@BeautifulYoungBoy raping kids yeah is true, they sick in the head. they have mental issues

[lvalance]

"Stupid Christians"? Isn't that redundant.

[N00bizme]

If someone hit me when I was on a fence on my thumb with a hammer while I was sitting on a fence,I wouldn't be screaming deity names.I'd be thinking of a suitable place to hide the body.

[BANANADAIQURI]

Religion is the opiate of the masses.It can,and does lead to severe mental illness,as shown in this video.Then there are the players who are in it for the money. They are like vampires who feed upon the ignorance and stupidity of their victims. Sadly,the sheeple are so willing to be fed upon.One last comment. Religion is to the body politic,what aides is to the human body.

[technical1234567]

I feel sorry for the smart people in the states

[LOCUSTHATER666]

At 2:25 did this idiot even read or even heard about the old testament for that?

[TheCons241]

The one about her throwing the letter in the trash was hilarious.

[Matthewseven13]

Then they asked him, “What must we do to do the works God requires?”

Jesus answered, “The work of God is this: to believe in the one he has sent.” (John 6:28-29)

[kittykatBflat]

I'm ready for Jesus, I got a doobie rolled and some M&M's ready if he wants to come and watch old episodes of MST3K with me.

[rivermoonrise]

What the hell is a "personal pear package"?

[N00bizme]

@rivermoonrise its for the use in the event of a severe shortage of pears.

[MegaGayjesus]

@rivermoonrise Have you never felt a nice juicy pair?

[MegaGayjesus]

@rivermoonrise I note you are a married woman, would you mind re-directing my question to your husband?

[NexusVoid1990]

Did you ever notice how Creationists all look unevolved. Gods not real. That's my belief and I reserve my right to believe it and to speak my beliefs. Go fuck yourself Sarah Palin.

[andy119898]

OH LAWDD 

[ufjazzman97]

What is wrong with these people? Does shouting or babbling supposedly get their point across better?

[skepticalinquier]

The strange thing, in the USA, religion is strong and that is supposed to mean intelligence?

Hahahah...I wonder what it is about the US, is it something in the water?

[ChavoMysterio]

There only one thing missing in this video: Margaret White from the movie CARRIE (1976).

[BRTtrogdor]

Lololololololol I love you man

[YoAddicts]

And they are all from the US, meaning that they represent ALL Christians in the WORLD! US Rules!

[signofsatan]

LMAO Hail Lucifer! God of Man!

[Craigomyeggo]

"Sacred undergarments?" "Shield of faith?" "Holy ghost machine gun?"

[TheSultan03]

Why can't people see their own bullshit? They would think I was nuts if I started to worship Thor! Wackjobs!

[6Recrucify6Jesus6]

Oms HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA LMAOOOOOOO THIS HILARIOUS!!!!!!

[DBPboarding]

FUCK RELIGION ITS STUPID

[GSheppo92]

Notice there all from America....

[knucks360]

@GSheppo92 Yeah.....-_-

[zugrath16]

"Have you even seen someone hit their hit their thumb with a hammer and say "AAAH Buddha!""

"How many have hit a golf ball like I've hit a golfball and go "OOOOOH Muuhammed"

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH­AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

[Hornadayfan]

Christians are a fucked up lot..

[MamaMario13]

the little girl is smarter than most of those adults

[therealclydecash]

@gundam4eva20 Maybe you belong in this video...

[PluralOfEverything]

This video needs a sprinkle of VenomFangX and a dash of MysticalForest.

[MsAgnosticatheist]

What show what that angry mother from? The one that couldn't believe that her child's new girlfriend/boyfriend didn't believe in God?  I think, was that Wife Swap?

[askegg]

@MsAgnosticatheist Yes, it is Wife Swap. See "Darksided" in the description.

[CircusOfBedlam]

@askegg it was so funny. every time she screamed DORKSIDED i laughed harder. some people are so crazy.

[MsAgnosticatheist]

In this day and age, with information so readily available I don't understand why and how people still believe in this nonsense. I don't know why it is in our politics, why it is in the media, why it is in our movies, why it is in our lives. Religion is a joke, Christianity is a joke and this collection of clips shows exactly how ridiculous belief in it is. Come on people grow brains and start thinking!!!

[luzsolilumina]

God is a concept.

[CenturyofTerror]

This was awesome.

[therealclydecash]

@SmileyDGospel Wake up

[Afraid0fGhosts]

Christianity is a cult. Started by a carpenter and a prostitute.

Charles Manson had a cult. A hobo and had many prostitute followers.

[homeostasis4me]

The stupid Jewish man isnt an xtian. Just saying.

[l337pwnage]

@ 2:44 I always knew Stevie Nicks was a witch. ;)

[MrBlazeGlory]

Wow! I did not know That I could stop beating my wife if I just talk to Jesus!?!? Too bad the line was busy! So I will wait, and get dressed. First I'll put on my Breastplate of Rightousness then me helmut of Salvation, next my shoes of piece, then the shield of faith and finally my condom of perpetual pleasure. Then, as the one preacher said, "Take a deep breaf, and be one with the ruler of heaven and ERF!"

[PrimarchZabius]

no god in buddism.... buddist is religion of science as Einstein siad.

[ravensgangsta]

And Buddhism came out of Hinduism. Im not Saying because it is the religion i follow, but Hinduism and Buddhism are the probably two of the most peaceful religions. What is funny though, is that both are not really religions, but philosophies

[PrimarchZabius]

@ravensgangsta buddism and hinduism are religion that teach the philosophies of life not the god worshiping and wish for the comfortable after life dead is dead no one can escape it don't have to lie ourself with immortality when you know everything in this world will reach thier end accepting it as a part of life and you will be happy ;)

[ravensgangsta]

@PrimarchZabius Dude...Hinduism is NOT a religion and neither is Buddhism. Legit. lol

[PrimarchZabius]

@ravensgangsta then i can call christian and muslim aren't religion too lol. such a bunch of groupies fanatic that try to lie themself someone gonna salvation them for done a bad thing even they kill other religion peoples. pure lies but addictive to a lot of people that never admit the true of life

[ravensgangsta]

@PrimarchZabius Well i try to read up on christians and Muslims..But im a happy Hindu...I believe Hinduism and Buddhism are the most peaceful "religions"...I think Buddhism is even more peaceful than Hinduism...Buddhism took like all the good stuff from Hinduism and was like "Lets be fucking happy guys"

[Tripper2010]

It should be method of science, aim of religion. Everything else is just placebo

[17ManMr]

beloved, let us LOVE one another. for LOVE is of God and everyone that LOVES is born of God and knows God.

HE WHO DOESN'T LOVE DOESN'T KNOW GOD FOR GOD IS LOVE......beloved, let us LOVE one another.

1 john 4:7-8

[mExloKo13]

0:32 guy in the line was stuggling not to laugh

[OrganNLou]

The true meaning of Christianity has been lost behind a message of hate and vile for anyone "different" than them. I am afraid that most "modern" Christianity has been reduced down to an ultra conservative, neo fascist group of hate mongers.

[redshieldshatterer]

Hey, I have a list of stupid Christians too: Martin Luther King Jr. Isaac Newton. Galileo. Enrico Fermi. Oliver Cromwell. C.S. Lewis. Constantine Sam Walton J.R.R. Tolkein. Johnny Cash. Alice Cooper. Robert E. Lee. George Washington. The Wright Brothers. If you seriously think that Christians are stupid because they are Christian, then maybe you need to realize that logic and not ridicule help to spread influence

[brochill69]

@redshieldshatterer How about you supply where you got your facts because you're clearly misinformed.

[redshieldshatterer]

@brochill69 who'd I get wrong?

[WICKEDMAN9MM]

This is one of the funniest vids I ever seen so far...

[GrowlingVocals]

2:08 whats the video called? :D

[mysterioso2006]

That chick in the second clip is the smartest one in the entire video.

[gavthornton]

I feel a sense of hatred for the fat toothless fuck who keeps saying "dark sided", in fact I feel a bit of hatred for all of the beleaguered idiots in this video, and I am not a hateful person. Why are people so blind and unable to see that religion is fabricated bullshit? How the hell can the last 2000 years be so important when we have been in this universe for billions of years? I believe in something, a creator of sorts, something to explain where all of the elements in the universe come fr

[sawu101]

Gaaaaaaaaaaaad!

[Unicron4ever]

I wanna know where the "Power Ranger-style" Christian clips came from!

I gotta watch this!!!

[wortorn88]

King james bible i feel GOD oh i Feel HIM!!!! Dark sided

[MADDOG6400]

"I AIN'T FOLLOWING WHITEY'S RULE!"

Hmm.. I thought Christians should love each other!

[dolofion]

Beam me up, Scotty!

[davidls11]

Your video's title is redundant.

[Mikeybetts]

at least the garbage is real

XD

[goonodeath]

Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaaad!

The black guy is the best.

[geniusJones1821]

This was BRILLIANT! lol

[jaykattslim]

ugh, idiots

[foiran]

These people have some serious psychological problems.

[ddoyle11]

Priceless.....absolutely priceless!

[ashtheblazingbandit]

the part where Bush is like I pray for guidance and wisdom just kills me. Is'nt that proof right there that God either doesnt exist or doesnt care like the bible say's.

[Zurie53225]

Jeezus Xtians are stupid

[pkidro]

I love your replays to the idiots on here when jesus tells people to kill his enemies and all, would you plz be kind and send me an email with all the quotes from jesus about killing and being evil himself. I am getting tired of christains telling me how kind thier jesus is. thx

[askegg]

@pkidro Seriously? Go to skeptics bible or evil bible for all sorts of lists.

[pkidro]

@askegg ok i found evilbibledotcom , thought you would know quotes said by jesus, but i'll look for them. Thank you

[askegg]

@pkidro Well, my favourite is Luke 19:27. Jesus own words.

[pkidro]

@askegg "But those enemies of mine who did not want me to be king over them--bring them here and kill them in front of me.'" .....that's insane lol

[videomasher777]

@askegg dude you takeing it out of context jesus is telling a story to people start from luke 19: 12

[666Satyam666]

@pkidro check out exposingchristianity

[ajlapiana]

@askegg Your mine quoting people. You can do that with any religion or field of interest if you have time to waste!!

[Ben1987X]

@askegg awesome..

[Ben1987X]

@askegg By the way you should look up on youtbe :Rob Muntz als TV-dominee in Amerika (deel 1)! and Dr Muntz Tv Dominee ...there are english subtitels..

[ExposingXianity666]

@askegg or Exposing Christianity dott Com

[MegaGayjesus]

@askegg So Christianity is in fact a mental illness?

[baronerolo]

@MegaGayjesus yep...

[gyroscope101]

@MegaGayjesus No. Christianity, as well as all other organised religions, is thought control; indoctrination; programming.

[MegaGayjesus]

@gyroscope101 So nothing new to tell me then.

[gyroscope101]

@MegaGayjesus :-)

[thehype04]

@MegaGayjesus yes haha its insanity

[MegaGayjesus]

@thehype04 Indeed!

[videomasher777]

@pkidro  where in the bible does it say that??? show me

[Zentz29]

It's amazing how insane people are...

[k7leetha]

The King James Bible 1611 is the word of god because it says it is the word of god!

And Fargo really was based on a true story because it says it was based on a true story.

And The Blair Witch Project was all real footage because the producers said it was.

...fundamentalists are morons...keep up the good work.

[beerbrain420]

This is your brain on religion (**cracks an egg and throws it on the fryer**). Any questions??

[lieutenantsexy]

exposingchirstianity dotcom

[a2daredevil00]

TARROT cards!

...and you know what God says about witches... Stevie Nicks... REPENT NOW, twirling heathen!

omg...

... I want My Personal Prayer Package.

[Scyllaeum]

These people are so fucking stupid, if God does exist, he's probably dying of embarrassment.

[antstorm]

I believe in the power of the bible ... It makes good rollies when you run outta rizla

[alienlifeform11]

@antstorm R'amen brother

[JOSUE5401]

whos that black guy at 0:16 he's funny as shit!

[askegg]

@JOSUE5401 Ghetto Preacher. See the description for a link.

[JOSUE5401]

@askegg Thanks, good vid by the way!

[cheddar07]

why do so many of these comments say " i am not religious but i believe and follow Jesus" it make no sense to me -.-

[ZeldaKid5000]

@cheddar07 I take you to the title of this video

[franklinjonesii]

LOL!!!!!!!.......This video is funny, though I believe the Bible to be true.

If the Bible is false, why has NO ONE rebuilt Babylon???

Isaiah 13:20 and Jeremiah 51:37 stated it would be desolate long ago!

Please..............prove me wrong!

[Gilgamesh900]

@franklinjonesii yes yes and why ppl are not building pyramids anymore?

[franklinjonesii]

LOL! yes, yes indeed! Why did Job and Isaiah, those "so-called Bible writers", say that the earth was round, and was hanging on nothing, and then, 2000 years later, SMART ones in the mid 1500's come to the same conclusion? Job 26:7 ; Isaiah 40:22

Research now, archeologist have aged the Bible

If you cannot address THE QUESTION you should not respond. If I were to tell you TODAY, that New York city would never be inhabited, and now and 3000 years later, it wasn't......come on now!

[Gilgamesh900]

@franklinjonesii u do realized that the bible is a complete rip off of the Mesopotamian legends right? besides do u believe that Jesus was a white man? religion is nothing but a stupid retarded fairy tales and nothing more.

[Feralus69]

LOL "you'll do strange things if you believe in god, you'll stop beating your wife"

soooooooo not beating your wife is strange? lol

[apostatesspeak]

Ha haha

[MevsGoliath]

@2hott2stressit How am I gullible? Lollipops and unicorns? You have thrown yourself into something you know nothing about, keep your distance from conversations you do not fully understand or you will look like a fool.

[sirreal1972]

Great job! I really like the last clip of paul crouch. He's talking about your video you know. lol

[699backstab]

What a fucking disgrace.

[699backstab]

Wow is this funny. religotards make me laugh

[fredriknorand]

Never seen so many retards in one video

[micahmatt]

I would say about 90% of Christians are good people. Just like 90% of atheists are good people. We just have different beliefs. The other 10% of Christians are sociopathic nut jobs. The same goes for the remaining 10% of atheists. People are crazy. But don't step into the trap of generalizing millions of people based on the actions of a cult. I'm Christian, but I don't go around hating atheists. Atheists just think differently than me. I hope you understand