Hi, My name is Rock, and yep, I'm a Mormon

[bakerisballin]

This is genius, haha.

[DoinDabzByTheSlabs]

Now that is tactful humor good job sir

[JayThePokemonMaster]

I am glad that you understand how foolish that channel is. :D

[todopor]

So real,the rock reminds me my personal life

[Thetruenihilus]

I knew the best mormon was a rock, NOW I HAVE PROOF! Yeah Fox news! Rock for 2012!

[Mewzacht]

Looks like that rock porn got him all hard...

lol

[bakerisballin]

@Mewzacht lolololol thanks for the laugh

[EmoLexi333]

xD ahhh i love this

[hopelessone15]

You look more like a bit of concrete than a rock.

[thekingofmikes]

you need the lame music in the background. The rock porn made me lol

[charliestarwall]

Haha nice



[leydemurphy2]

Claro, también soy mormón y me maté de la risa con esta lesera...

[eyebrowlicker101]

im mormon and dont get me wrong this is funny, but it might offend some people im just saying

[goochbuntu]

im a mormon and loved this that is sooooo funny

[ShadowSoldior]

lol "Sexy Rocks."

[x0xhoneybee0x0]

I googled sexy rocks after this bahahaha xD

[TheEnviousdominous]

That voice actor did a HORRIBLE rock accent.

[SEHANO]

this is funny as heck. Parkour, haha.

[probrojeffro]

Dumb. Get a job. 

[ted3681]

O GAWD ROCK USES INTERNET EXPLORER THERE IS NO GOD.

[modernknightone]

LMAOROTF!!!!! Seriously, there are tears in my eyes. I can't freakin stop laughing. Dude you are brilliant!

[JayBrew391]

deadly

[utvara1]

stupid

[Doesthetruthmatter]

Too funny!

[RottingHearts]

hilarious!.... those ads are stupid

[cocokrispies06]

Yeah dude you ROCK!

[MabinogiTithe]

LOL

[jwallbanger]

mormons are idiots. joseph smith is laughing in his grave.

[LDSPAIGE]

Im a Mormon, and still found this kinda funny.

[RiddlesCloudMachine]

@LDSPAIGE fantasmic! exactly what we aim to please! nobody take particular offense, we are just having fun ;) thanks for being a good sport, good sir. -Dr. Riddle

[tactlessdragon]

THE BEST THING EVER! do one for muslims next!

[BrodyOABS]

Why are talking inanimate objects always funny?

[ChAnDoN864430]

your a fag..

[zOMGLaserGunzPewPew]

@ChAnDoN864430 You are a hateful mormon.

[TheLegendoftheWest]

You smell what the rock is cookin'?

[Marflet11]

VERY uplifting!! Thanks Rock, but um....you can do all that and NOT be Mormon too!!!

[ProfessorSummerfang]

The Professor Sez: Oh my God that was funny

[Desirae1013279]

I am a Mormon, and you are a moron :D

[PatheticJon]

It's funny because im a mormon and this is hillarious.

[MrMattgreider]

@PatheticJon Get the fuck out mormon!!!

[PatheticJon]

@MrMattgreider <------ Fail

[MrMattgreider]

@PatheticJon If that makes you feel better. Why don't you go and think about how much of a fucking retard you have to be, to believe the things you believe.

[PatheticJon]

@MrMattgreider Dude go get a life y do u care what i think wow

[cyclops00000]

thumbs up if you google rock porn after you watched this video 0:55 XD

[WarOnSanity]

Mormons are such funny little creatures.

[GeneralHoohah]

Did you know that if you criticize any of the mormon videos uploaded by the mormon channel, they'll delete it? TBH I think everyone should spam them and teach them a lesson. This is a community video site and me and a lot of others frown on companies and organizations who try to exploit it and don't give us the right to say what we think. If they don't like it, they shouldn't be on a public community site. Bastards.

[Desirae1013279]

@GeneralHoohah Thats because we don't want to see your completely ignorant comments when you hardly know anything about the Mormon church! Yes we watch the videos people post to try and be funny to see how bad they mock us! Yes we are listening and see everyones comments.

[GeneralHoohah]

@Desirae1013279 No I mean ANY kind of comment that criticizes in any way at all, even if you have something very intelligent and informed to say. They censor it. That type of behavior says a lot to me about your people and your religion, and nothing good..... and as a result I've decided not to trust mormons, just like I don't trust any other religion.

I became an anti-theist for a countless list of good reasons, and people just keep giving me more.

[Phalanx3800]

@Desirae1013279 brah, the history and beliefs of the Mormon religion is well known to everyone. The story of Joseph Smith is in the historical record for everyone to see.

The teachings of every Prophet since Joseph Smith is also well documented in and outside of your Church's records.

We all know, and you probably know as well that the Mormon religion was founded on lies and hysterically obvious fiction. You are just too scared to not be a Mormon.

[moparmonster1965]

Ironically, this rock has as much chance at gaining exaltation as the average Mormon.

Well done.

[mylovemymoose]

Stuuuuuuuuupid ~ in a good way ;)

[Fanarh]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

[TheWizard101glitcher]

i hate this channel that has mormon stuff like it has videos called and im a mormon a ton of people watch that shit but if you wanna do religeon and crap go to a church or some other thing idk

[dcoilz]

im a mormon, this was pretty funny

[MrMattgreider]

@dcoilz k. Nobody cares.

[sub4lime]

ARE FEMALE ROCKS ALLOWED TO COMMENT?

[Mynameismeganx4]

@sub4lime HAHAHAH!

[gregkuhl]

I'm getting the urge to look up some mineral porn now... Stalagmites are so damn sessy.

[Nine3three]

lol

[DevoBassGirl]

This video made my day. Thank you. P.S. I love the "children". So cute, haha!

[Axeltheglbocat]

Im Mormon And Even I Think Its Funny XD

[yoaubs1]

i have to addmit tt was funny but seriously mind ur own religon!

[MrJLJohnson1986]

The Flying Spaghetti Monster approves of this message.

[Gabrielgun9000]

Fuck mormans rocks rule and so does unicorns

[smoothguy432]

Have you guys tried to put the volume all the way down and turn the closed captioning on??? Its freaking HILARIOUS!!! Thumbs up if you did!

[marine1141]

oh the mormons....well you can just fuck right off

[crazymarine1991]

26 people are tbm True blue born mormon.

[kempreweti1]

hahahahahahah im a mormon and that was hillarious lol, im glad you didnt use the f word that would of ruined it hahaha liked the children playing on you part, and the part where your wife snaps you watching dodgy rock websites HAHAHAHA good work

[Mudflappus]

Brilliant man, simply brilliant!

[13elsyd13]

and i am a moron, thats how i read it

[kenneth12345678910]

Loooool

I cam here from seeing a "I am a mormon" video since I saw them and never clicked, decided to click, and yea the stories of people and such, but then randomly added that phrase at the end and I was like, what? loool people HAD to have parodied of this.

Mormons supposed to always be happy and nice? o:

I met this mormon, called me a justin beaver lover, and I told him I didn't and that was disrespectful, then he keeps doing it, so I call him a fucker and he smiled.I think he was gay o.o

[DatabaseTMW]

Haha! I'm a mormon... and this is incredibly hilarious. I wasn't aware that many of my converts had lost a sense of humor when they joined the church.

To my fellow Mormons. Grow up. It's a satirical video. I love it.

I mean, to be honest, I didn't necessarily see a purpose in the "...I'm a Mormon blah blah" videos. These videos are freaking great. Love them. Just love them. I wish more people shared my open minded sense of entertainment, because this isn't something to get angry over.

[mastamcmastaman]

... just staring at the screen

[Rachulie]

LOL.

if mormons want to make these adverts how bout they tell us what their religion is. im sure we all would love to know the truth

[ChrisGT122]

@Rachulie

lol

[DragonTrainerAlex]

0:53

I like how there's over 4,000,000 results.

[PersianLord1995]

is it just me or were you searching up rock porn OLOOLOLOL

[tacticalcorndog]

HAHA superb!

[singularwave]

If a rock this cool is Mormon, maybe I should be Mormon, too.

[PrezBHubbard]

LOL

[punkwasher]

Hahahahaha, he's getting his rocks off!

[mollymu1]

Where did the Book of Mormon Another Testiment of Jesus Christ come from . The parts that weren't taken from the Brass Plates and therefore simular to Ish . So the part that won't be covered by your ''copied from the Bible '' response . Where did it come from ? OUT

[AnnymsVoice]

thumbs up for the title, I talk to rocks a lot

[PoofDuddy]

LDS = Ripoffs, who care bout Mormans they suck

[natachona1]

@PoofDuddy if you dont like us mormons then why do you bother watching these videos and posting anything about us

[CAPUSA]

@natachona1 Shut up, mormon.

[PoofDuddy]

@natachona1 That's not very uplifting of you.

[natachona1]

@PoofDuddy well im just saying :/

[nmbluegrass]

@natachona1 Hilarious entertainment. Easy targets.

[cindybin2001]

@PoofDuddy First of all, it's Mormons, not Mormans. Secondly, I'm a convert to the LDS church and am offended by that remark. I find that the church answers my questions about life, and gives us a set of gospel principles to live by. It helps us learn and grow spiritually so that we can return to our Father in Heaven someday. I can't imagine being a member of any other church.

[PrezBHubbard]

@cindybin2001 WHO CARES?

[JollyDawg2122]

@cindybin2001 first of all, nobody gives a shit.

second of all

....

yeah, that was it

[cindybin2001]

@JollyDawg2122 Must you use profanity??? Oh that makes me so mad. Do you realize there are ladies on these boards? Have you heard that a gentleman shouldn't swear in front of a lady? Do you swear in real life? What type of woman would want to date or marry a man who uses profanity? Don't you think about your future? Don't you want to marry a NICE woman? Someone who will be a good mother to your children someday??

[JGisme430]

@cindybin2001 idk where to start ok first off i swear alot second who the fuck wants to get married third she better hate my mother fourth i wouldnt want a nice woman they piss me off 1 night stands till the end

[TensilToast]

kind of stupid but you got the point across

[7blueblood]

is it bad if mormons came to your house and pranked them by putting a picture of the devil, 666, baphomet, and an alter with a fake lambs head in your living room?

[mollymu1]

@7blueblood Everyone can repent .

[Johnhenrey123]

thumbs up if you saw the same people in the background twice

[Davidbasque15]

Nice video!

[mJazzle]

omg i love you =D

[ozcar26]

lol funny when u see his hand when he lookin at rock porn

[isthechurchtrue]

Great job. Very funny.  You are right "knowtheonetruegospel". The rock should have been in a hat (or wore a hat) so that it could receive revelations from God for the Mormon Church. I mean that is the way Joseph did it... wonder why that does not work anymore. Hinckley said he gets feelings on the Larry King Live show... I guess that is the same. I mean at least he has feelings. That proves he is a true prophet of God. Rock on my friends.

[RetCrayon]

@knowtheonetruegospel Perfect! LOL

[RetCrayon]

Hilarious! Loved the part where "Rock" gets caught looking at sexy rockettes ;)

[SiNnDeEzY89]

wow...happy that you have that much time...

[clark987878]

14 people got caught looking at rock porn

[chauncy817]

LMAO this is funny as hell. I love when people make fun of cults or other brainwashing organizations.lol yea them momons commercials r annoying as hell and makes me really dislike mormons even more. who gives a fuck if your mormon. nobody likes u anyways.

[jv2jfo]

Kids FTW!

[meshach54]

i love this video

[supah1337B]

"Rock Porn" FTW

[ThaPingPongMasta]

hahaha this was awesome! classic

[20PhantomRegiment09]

Is he friends with the "gold plates" or does he work in their house? lol

[LeeAnnbabee]

LMFAO i hate these commercials.... but this one is fucking awesome >.<

[utubesux101]

Dude you are the best for making this!

[RiddlesCloudMachine]

@utubesux101 The Doctor says, "Right on, mate! Keep up the positive and uplifting commentary!"

[IExposeMormonism]

Three Mormon Strings went into a bar for a drink and the bartender said,"Get out of here, we don't serve Mormon strings. This went on for a while. One of them tied him self into a shoe lace and the three walked into a bar. "Get out of here, said the bartender, we don't serve Mormon strings". The one perked up "No, I'm Knot".... ..Ok, Ok, I'm leaving....

[doomisclose]

lmao , i cant stop laughing XD

[wiccanmoonman]

let me guess he's always hard. 

[rehoath]

LOL What a great video you made! Well done! you have lots of imagination. LMAO :D

[TheTimSchrieberShow]

YES LOL! I loved the misinterpretation of the CC. Especially at the end when it's getting everything wrong, and it goes.... "and I'm a mormon" SUMS IT UP PERFECT! Tim Schrieber Show gives the thumbs up!

[nopancakemix]

too long L2 30sec spot

[emroxily504]

you people don't even know how the religion works, and i'm offended that you would say its creepy? Mormons are all WONDERFUL people, every single one of them. I'm sure next time you'll think before you make your video "riddlescloudmaching"

[lobster1077]

@emroxily504 you cant make a claim like that it cant be true most mormons might be decent enough but theyres a few nutcake sadists umongst ya as chronicled by that bitch on dr.phil. alongside that your beliefs are a load of donkey shite.

[ACsparkplug10]

@emroxily504 "mormons are all WONDERFUL people" hahahahaha that's funny I know the interent doesn't transfer sarcasm too well but I can really feel the sarcasm in that statement... you can come out now and say mormonism is a cult and they are far from being wonderful people with their belief pushing and fake smiles

[Aezelll]

You really have to know Mormonism is a terrible religion when it is SO FUCKING BAD you have to embark on a major PR campaign to convince people you aren't all assholes.

[moparmonster1965]

I bet his kids are chips off the old block.

[RiddlesCloudMachine]

The Doctor says, "3 Mormons don't have the pancake mix!"

[RiddlesCloudMachine]

@Rosmerysud The Doctor says, "Oh we did! Long and hard stiff! YES BABY!"

[333Madison]

I'm a mineral, my name is rock, and i'm a mormon...

[RiddlesCloudMachine]

Dr. Riddle says, "Don't forget to check out the other Mormon commercial Spoofs as well!!! Click in the video responses section, or on the video at start!!!"

[BobMonkfish]

LDS are much more diverse than they're usually given credit for, and anything which promotes that diversity within the church is a good thing.

[RiddlesCloudMachine]

@BobMonkfish Excuse me, do you know how to take a joke? You must not be a very entertaining individual in person, so take a chill pill and stop ruining it for us? Hmmm? Thanks many my frustrated, earth-bound friend.

-Dr. Riddle

[BobMonkfish]

@RiddlesCloudMachine Yes, it's a joke, but not a particularly good one. Mildly funny, but that's about it. I'm currently going to a comedy festival, so yes I do have a sense of humour. I'm just making the point that LDS genuinely are more diverse than they're given credit for.

[laundrywhore]

@RiddlesCloudMachine please be careful Dr. Riddle. REMEMBER, BobMonkfish is a MORmON, so of course he does not know how to take a joke. Thats like asking a wheel chair bound parapalegic if they can slam dunk a basketball ! BobM is a Dumb Ass MORmON who belongs to a humorless cult that uses mock throat slashng as holy christian worship! Be careful or the MORmONS will want to cut your throat to shut you up & then dead baptize you into their creepy ass LDS church. they really do that , you know!

[natachona1]

@BobMonkfish well what do you have ageinst LDS i mean we are really nice people and as far as i know we havent done anything bad to you so please show some respect :)

[MMORG2010]

FTW

[MistressInked]

@MMORG2010 Agreed!!!  FTW!!!

[RiddlesCloudMachine]

Dr. Riddle says, "You should all watch this again with Closed Captioning. I highly recommend it. I laughed so hard, I pooped another video, coming tomorrow!"

[somejackball]

WTF

[ChinoBlanco]

My only complaint is that I would've liked to hear more about Rock's family pet(s), if any.

[Sulamith]

Funny!!

[bakaboy2000]

Fanbloodytastic. LOVED IT!!!!!

[regulachick]

LOVE LOVE LOVE. I didn't realize rocks were so multifaceted. Thanks for helping to correct the misinformation that's out there.

P.S. If you want to know about rocks, ask a rock.

[stayawayfrommymii]

Awesome!

I love how much fodder the LDS church has given the funny and snarky people with this new ad campaign.

I'm stayawayfrommymii, and I'm an out and proud ex-mormon :).

[Turandot29]

Funny! Especially Rock getting caught looking at mineral pornography by his spouse.

[neil73]

@Turandot29 Mineral Pornography!lmaooooo! Still, its there in the vid!

[traebaerk]

LOL that was great!