Slugs - The 3 ¾ Minute version

[gdiggle123]

THAT POOR HAMSTER!

[chaynestuddert]

You're on drugs girl, I swear.

[MDStarman]

"You don't got the authority to declare ' happy birthday!' that's what I said to the birthday clown who showed up to mine and said happy birthday, I was all like " you, you can go to hell"

[ihazzrecon]

@MDStarman lol

[StreakyTheFurry]

everytime the slug bit a finger, I laughed :]

[superwannabegamer]

its stupid when you keep showing the slug bite the guys finger over and over again

[chaynestuddert]

@superwannabegamer It's a metaphor

[DBSaiyanTim777]

I saw this movie twice and its the most nasty horror movie ever! XD 100 times nastier than exorcist!!! XD

[Sharmilka]

It was the scariest movie of my childhood! I remember it so well. And now I check if the slug I want to help with crossing the road has TEETH! :x

[117firebird]

imagine that guy with worms in his head be you >:) mwuhahahaha MWUHAHAHAHA

[tobor444]

This was fantastic! I have a war going on with the stupid slugs on my property. I skeeve them! I put out a bowl of beer and it really attracts them. They wind up drowning. Yuck.

[BlueLuLu7]

..A kind that eats meat!

..HAH.

[BlueLuLu7]

I like it when that one slug bit the finger.

And that time it bit his finger.

And the one time he was biting someone's finger.

[PawliPawlsome]

Alte schlechte splatterfilme.

immer gut zur belustigung...

[Jakes19762007]

CHEESE! YES! LOTS OF CHEESE!

MORE! MORE!

YYYYYEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHH.......­.....

[ThePinkSwordfish]

Why the hell don't they use salt?

[DarkPaladin1996]

YOU AIN'T GOT THE RIGHT TO DECLARE HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!

[blackspiraldancer6]

you guys are crazy. slugs is one of the best tasteless 80's films

[thatguyontheright1]

@extremehorrorgore and Pod People.

[namdrut]

HAHAHAHAHAHA! i love the way you use the same clip of it biting the finger over and over hahahahhaha! ahh fuck this cracked me up!

[mikeknight4u]

Escargo anyone?

That little biting slug was cute!

[phobos685]

Lol this is the shit ==

[jakers5438]

How many times did that DAMN thing bite him!?

[lilbrothaaa]

I don't care about low budget or corny plot ideas when the movie's got the decency to show some gore! xD

[krisx15]

this movie looks hilarious

[Totenklang]

You ain't got the authority to declare happy birthday!

[holycow343]

lol every time wen that slug bites the finger i drop dead laughing XD

[sirmercutio99]

3:25 ewww gross he just came out of a sewer and you kiss him??????

[KashaDatBitchHanyou]

Love this movie

[TheyShallFeast]

this movie rules lol

[rocknroll980]

1:47 <BD

[r3ini]

Jesus Christ, and I thought Dead Alive was a disgusting movie.

[spinozilla97]

LOL they used A LOT of ketchup to make this movie!

[mintberrycrunchwins]

nude chicks ass is the chicks boyfriend you homos

[ladner3000moviebuff]

@mintberrycrunchwins how the fuck did you determine that, its clearly the naked babe when she falls down into the horde of slugs on the bedroom floor

[rockstarHH]

hahah i saw this movie like 6 years ago and i still remember every scene fucking hilarious

[ShootMcKay]

How the hell can anyone think this is crap. It´s fucking awesome! I´d run a doublefeature with Bruno Matteis Rats and Slugs anytime!

[Bartman954]

As a kid this film scared the hell out of me. Now I just laugh at it because of the crappiness of it.

[bojanks15]

should have got osca

[incestman]

poor hamster :(

[AdujantReflex]

Man even three and a half minutes is too long to watch this crap!

[chaynestuddert]

@AdujantReflex How do you reckon I feel? I had to edit this crap!

[confusedcarlos]

@chaynestuddert man you guys have hilarious posts in this funny as hell video

[AliceElphabaWonka]

@chaynestuddert Why did you even do it in the first place?? LOL

[Insho]

*chomp*

[MrJaEzZ]

Overkill,these slugs do overkill,a little too much gore for that,typical B movie.

[silkpie]

This is perfection!

[acdczeppelinhalen1]

"Tis only a flesh wound"

[fatsachs]

good stuff!

[daeviant]

hahah half of the house exploded because a gas tank lit on fire.

[TehCakeIzALie1]

from 0:36 to 0:56 is the most epic fail ever.period.

[Velet66]

1:12

[humongousaldo]

I enjoyed this a lot. i read a book SLUGS which this seems pretty close too, but had never seen any footage. Thanks!!

[holycowrap]

my favorite part is when the slug bites his finger

[dukeyflyswatter]

Screw you guys. This movie is awesome. What do you guys got Super Boa Vs Mega Python?

[DudemanClide]

this is hilarious to me.

[urukzpower]

this looks worse than the first star trek series

[scopeophile]

know what, this looks like the most idiotic thing ever committed to film..... HOWEVER, pretty sure it would be a big old slice of dumb-ass fun to watch.

Then again, I did laugh at Zombie Strippers (especially the jaw-less zombie - he looked so pathetic)

Take it this is a Tromafilm production...?

[LEATHERrebelJUSTICE]

This movies too long

[Danebacon123]

3.07 - 3.09 - Who else sees the random guy at the front dive sideways into the car when the explosion goes off. even though everyone else is just standing there, obviously not effected by the blast! lol

[Danebacon123]

37 - 55 Secs, the most epic OTT death scene ever! LOVE IT!

I'm now stocking up on salt incase I get attacked by SLUGS!

[KyosukeShigeru]

That's some really creepy stuff, gave me chills after seeing that guy at the restaurant getting digested as his face started to fall apart. That's a good 3 and 3/4 mins of gory 80s horror.

[chaynestuddert]

It's fake because it's a horror movie about man-eating slugs made in the 80's. And gay? You see a bare assed chick in it!

[crtika123]

this video is fake and gay

[warrior4641]

hmmmmmm were gonna need a LOT of salt

[ChildoftheCorn666]

This movie looks dumb as shit. lol.

[DELTA38g]

wtf..

[chaynestuddert]

Everyone is entitled to their own opion.

[KashaDatBitchHanyou]

@chaynestuddert lol opion xD

[BishopMonster]

@ridely700 1:45

:D straight

[KEEPONBRIAN]

Brilliant. Can you tell me how you put this together. So many movies of this type could be condensed into one brilliant chunk. The End? Yes. Loved it!

[zackishcraser]

2:19

[preg74]

one of the best low budget movies i've ever seen!

[GladDestronger]

what about this for a nature horror film.... parasitic worms;)

in a seemingly average lake town a bird lands in the lake transferring mutant worms that eat their hosts form the inside out (gore geysers insue) i call

Internal Parasite 1: The Crawlers

sound good?

[preg74]

yes,sounds good...we need some horror like this!

[GladDestronger]

just something i came up w/off the top of my head... mother nature can seem just as disturbing and grizzly as any psychopath and monster. Check out spider wasps on the wikipedia and and check out how they raise young... it'll sound like soem sci-fi plot hint hint;)

[mykeyduh]

Filmed in Lyons, Newark, and Palmyra NY. Silly awsome movie

[HollowCal]

cannabis is a hell of a slug... i mean drug uhh drug...

[skujic]

fail xD

[morbidchid]

This was so much better then anything on That Guy with the Glasses.

[qwb3656]

You wouldent know good humor if it came up and bit you on the ass.

[morbidchid]

I thought this was funny....

And just because I thought this was superior to something else, doesn't mean TGWTG is unfunny or bad in my opinion.

But, I wouldn't know good humor. That's probably why I go to the Thatguywiththeglasses homepage every week to watch the new Nostalgia Critic and sometimes Nostalgia Chick, Spoony or Linkara...

[khornesfury]

you ain't got the authority to declare HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!! XD

[Paull5823]

Lol. What the hell kind of line is that?!

[Dildolars]

I laughed so hard it hurt!XD

[kurdengeier]

2:12 hahahahahhahahahahhaa

[jackassbitter]

Slugs the Movie? As opposed to, what, Slugs the Gastropod?

[AIDOZ]

LOL!!! The greenhouse exploding is hilarious.

[animal90sFreak5]

nope kylenots,It's not Leslie Nielsen,but it does look an awful lot like him.

[animal90sFreak5]

what a piece of crap,ROFL i love the slugbites,that's too damn funny.

[flankspeed]

2.11

FRYING PAN LOL!

[IggyHazard]

I always thought the scene(s) with the slug biting the finger were lame, though. They gave the slug a mouth like a mammal! Slugs feed with a proboscis-like oral appendage called a radula. It's kinda like a file (more like a t0ol called a "milling bastard" -- yes, that's actually what it's called). Also, there ARE predatory slugs.

[blackamerica2008]

Ha ha ha ha!! Black Slugs sucking to death white people!!! The black panthers were the ones responsible for these mutant slugs! during the olden days white landlords feed garden slugs to our slaves brothas and sistahs, our brothas cultured the slugs to exterminate all whites!! BLACK SLUGS POWER!

[IggyHazard]

In Jamaica, Haiti, and other tropical regions, slugs and snails (usually big ones) are part of the, eh..."cousine" -- simply because they're widely available and easy to catch.

[IggyHazard]

I loved this movie as a kid! }:-D My favorite scene was (and still is) the part where the guy in the restaurant gets eaten alive from the inside out. I laugh every time. XD

[slippyskills]

Yeah, at first i though. "this film is probably shit anyway". Then I saw some cool/hilarious stuff. ha

[likemagma]

0:53 Who knew a greenhouse could be so dangerous

[slippyskills]

ha ha, I was laughing for ages at that bit

[Malicorian]

slugs give good blowjobs

[dangerfeel]

1:20 is the best part...

[chaynestuddert]

Actually, I prefer pausing on 1:22 to see the old moustache man just taking in the carnage, not looking concerned at all.

[dangerfeel]

hahahahhaa i think he's having nam flashbacks.

[Keitherr18]

oh i forgot 1 thing, 1:11 to 1:27

[Keitherr18]

3 things

1)"you dont have the authority to say happy birthday"

2)seems like a movie Mike Rowe should be in

3)those r freaky slugs

[zodawg0079]

"Let's get naked and get crazy"

[SonAvitch]

Cool video!

[Otsegolator]

they look more like Leeches rather than slugs

[eeveyy]

eww, i felt so sick watching this

[Flammenfisch]

If only they'd had some salt...

[ittbin]

"You ain't got the authority to declare Happy Birthday! *angry face*"

[VolcomerQc]

2:11-2:14

This part is so epic! :P

[pooclak]

hahaha..yea it is

[UkPR0]

best bit of the film!

[faf26]

reminds me of the movie squirm.

[qimaster1]

LOL! @ the slug biting the finger. haha

[jrb1802uk]

LMAO... That movie is worthy of an academy award !!

[RainMan34]

That was amazing

[stubobbyo]

The frying pan attack was priceless!!!!!!!!

[alexkidca]

just classic, wow this made me laugh so much, i like the part when that green house explodes

[Drforrester31]

2:13 to 2:18 is the greatest movie line ever.

[leeroi2525]

@Drforrester31 AGREED!!!

[vixchan]

this thing really scaired me as a kid when the sluges exploded out of that guys eyes.

[thegreatnavigator]

that was disgusting and funny at the same time!

[kylenots]

2:16 part, was that leslie nielsen from Naked Gun series?

[PsychoWolf14]

I lol hard. hah, this movie so so full of shit!

[anh7hu0ng3m]

aw cmon dey dont even move that fast. cant u just pour salt or idk. stomp.

[swordmonkey05]

and thats why when ever you seen a slug, stomp i flat or pour salt on it, other wise somthing like this may happen

[NickAndros13]

I hope that no slugs were harmed in the making of this picture...were they?!

[BlyndePyro81]

Lol you should've included the guy in the shed going "HHRRRNNGGGHHH"

[Starhawk73]

Best line in a B-grade monster flick ever: "You ain't got the authority to declare happy birthday!"

[Brendan2080]

From the loox of it :55 and 3:00to3:11 slugs can caus another world war lol

[chaynestuddert]

Slugs are the al-qaeda of the mollusc world. They're capable of operating in individual terror cells and in groups can pull a crowbar from the arms of a full grown man (00:26).

[Brendan2080]

That movie looks like it sucked ass

[chaynestuddert]

Correct!

[anthonymij]

mugen1237 i don' get it, you need better come backs. You need a slug to bite your baby carrot.

[mugen1237]

Just mind your own buisness and get a shrink doucheshnozel, youre not even worth my time dickface.

[chaynestuddert]

Yet you keep on replying and keep looking like an idiot. I normally ignore idiots like you, but you're so fun to torment that me and everyone else who hates you will keep shooting you down. Oh, P.S, it's 'business', 'douchenozzle' and 'you're'. And you missed a comma between 'time' and 'dickface'. I'm correcting your spelling because I've seen correct others (my spelling doesn't come from spellcheck either, it's because I paid attention at school). Signed: HRH The Grammar King

[chaynestuddert]

Whoops, forgot to put a 'you' between 'seen' and 'correct'. I guess I'm to be stripped of my throne by King 'doucheshnozel' Mugen1237 (And thanks to you, I can't play Mugen on my LAPTOP without thinking what failure you are)

[chaynestuddert]

Whoops, forgot to put an 'a' between 'what' and 'failure'. I must be getting old, because early thirties is apparently geriatric.

[mugen1237]

hey, no problem.

[mugen1237]

well shoot all you want. I don't even care what you retarded low lifes say. So shoot away, im going to actually do something more useful then replying to "everyone elses'" comments.

[LordProteus]

Slugs dont work that way!

[anthonymij]

Yeah all we have to do is wait for that retarded somebody to take over your spot..lol

[mugen1237]

which im guessing is you???

[chaynestuddert]

How's your request on 43things going? Anyone responded to your pitiful whining for a free laptop? That's one of the advantages of being an 'old man' as you called me. I have a job where I can afford to buy the things I want without having to beg strangers on the internet like a hobo on the streets. You're this young and you fail at life already. What a pity.

[mugen1237]

Wow.You're so desperate to come up with a comment you had to go into someones email and pick an idea. You must feel so proud yourself. And talk about pity, your job is probably one where you sit on your ass all day locked in your room from your mom while youre secretly jackin off. And im not old enough to have a job because im only 15 years old dumbass.

[chaynestuddert]

mugen1237 (3 months ago)

Hello

mugen1237 (3 months ago)

hi...i really dont know what to say besides hi, um i was wondering if i could send you, or vice versa, a friend request thingy...

i want to be friends because i like you're videos, and you seem like a nice person. but if you dont want to, its ok.

Look familiar, Romeo? You beg people for free laptops, you beg people for friendship and you'll get neither because you're a spotty unlikable failure. PS, it's spelt your, not you're.

[mugen1237]

oooh oh hail the grammar king. Ha and she accepted so id shut the fuck up. And thats not begging so look up the word fuck nut.

[simpsonsguy22]

ain't you got anything better to do than talk shit.

[mugen1237]

If i wanted someone to lecture me, than i'd call Dr.Phil.

[simpsonsguy22]

then why don't you call him instead of posting stupid comments.

[mugen1237]

why dont you mind your own business and get yourself a shrink doucheshnozel.

[simpsonsguy22]

why don't you say that to my face fuckhead because i'll smash your fucking face in.you hide behind your pc kid because i get my hands on you i'll break your neck

[mugen1237]

ooooh you sound as tough as barney.

[anthonymij]

mugen1237 dosen't like laptops but lollypops up the bum bum!! (anal canal)

[mugen1237]

anthony doesnt even have a laptop, he has a stone slab and a chizel!!(gay caveman anal)

[anthonymij]

mugen1237 i don' get it, you need better come backs. You need a slug to bit your baby carrot.

[chaynestuddert]

LOL, slug

[DiscoBeatdown]

I LOOOOVES THIS MOVIE!!! :D

[rocksoliddude1]

that woman had a sweet ass

[hijorge]

"you...you can go to Hell!" rofl

[MarkTheGuitaristDude]

slugs?! lol pretty funny, but the effects are really nice. no doubt a classic 80's horror film!

[chaynestuddert]

Classic isn't what I'd use to describe this film. Any version longer than the 3¾ minute version is hard to watch. Unless you're drunk, high or both.

[simpsonsguy22]

slugs was a great film. it couldn't have been easy to make a horror based on slugs but they did and it was cool

[chaynestuddert]

Considering that movies have been made about killer rabbits (night of the lepus), worms (squirm), grasshoppers (the beginning of the end) and ants (them), the only garden pests they haven't made a movie about are aphids and snails. Cicadas has been optioned by Jerry Bruckheimer for a 2011 summer release.

[mugen1237]

it isnt 3 3/4 minute version, it was only 3:43 seconds. 2 seconds wrong.

[chaynestuddert]

You're right. My mistake. Allow me to refund you the money you paid to watch my clip. Expect a cheque in the mail for $0.00 in the next week or so. Of course, the cheque processing fee is $2, so please pay ASAP.

[mugen1237]

ok well ill be waiting. But dont forget my address old man, oh wait, you dont know.

[anthonymij]

there always has be somebody with a stupid comment.

[mugen1237]

yeah and there always has to be a retarded somebody replying on the stupid comment.

[anthonymij]

Yeah all we have to do is wait for that retarded somebody to take over your spot..lol

[lsoprimus]

Even a movie about killer slugs will have explosions ! thank you 80s.

[motchie77]

where can i watch this movie?

[JuJuGirl12]

I just can`t stop laughting ! LOL :D

[Yo5Productions]

Nice transition! XD

[dannycolt]

LOL, thats exactly how I remember it from when I first watched it on vhs as a kid!

[stonedcommander]

this reminded me of the long coming attractions they had in the 70s...the scene in the resturant where it looks like the slugs are coming out of the mans face was pretty cool...these type movies are low budget but very fun,i rather watch this then fried green tomatoes

[trebekalex]

best line ever: you aint got the authority to declare HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

[13of5and7]

1:23 old guy just watching, like it's that common.

[eviltwin777]

why was that geezer cutin off his own hand