Warp 11

[DeviousTelevision]

Dude. Fuck you for even making this. Seriously. I don't even know what to say to you.

[redhawk239]

@DeviousTelevision And you go fuck yourself as well kind sir or madam, unless your both in which case literally, go fuck yourself.

[Slazors]

Hahaha, warp 10 is transwarp drive. You can't get faster than that.

MORON

[jeta10000]

no.



[gunplanut]

Sounds like Bugs Bunny on Acid, Speed and Mountain dew with several cups of coffee for good measure.

[Keiththegamergeek]

The intro sounds like it's being done by Foamy the Squirrel.

[SuperDave61164]

The only thing you did was speed the track up quite poorly..... DX

[gohaku100]

O_O

[lrecollet]

red light saber

[rencrow]

chipmunk trek

[V3ryan]

They should have an episode where they enter a time distortion and all it is, is the episode sped up.

[redhawk239]

@manualLaborer Does it really offend you that much? Really?

[manualLaborer]

@redhawk239 eek - are you sure you didn't replace the original video? i don't remember seeing this, and not sure i would beat someone's ass for this.

maybe we can be friends? how was school today?

[manualLaborer]

@redhawk239 PS - you have mad MS-Paint skillz

[gracefulblades001]

I wanted to click the "dislike" button, but I honestly don't think dislike covers it. Anyone know if there is a "Loathe" button? Or "detest"?

[SR71ABCD]

Warp 11 that means that the Enterprise crew is so dead or de-evolved. The Delta Flyer broke the warp barrier warp 10 and changed Lt. Paris.

[aqdrobert]

Picard: "Alvin...step away from the helm. Alvin? ALVIN!!!"

[fireflynovember]

awful, lol

[SamDiRisio]

I laughed.

[Steveman27]

i'd like to fling that little metal chicken nugget out into that star-shaped cube over there.

[valdrec]

At least it was over faster

[rebel1701]

@NeonHybridization You forgot someone. Q. He can go like infinately fast. Just one thought and he is there. Boy, I wish I could do that.



[Hintonmails]

Its a movie reference you idiots xD

[sockbucket]

What the hell just happened

[benjaminmullin96]

Anything above warp 10 is impossible with conventional warp drives. Heck, you can't even get to warp 10. it would require infinite energy.

[Hintonmails]

@benjaminmullin96 Warp doesn't exist

Dumbass

[benjaminmullin96]

@Hintonmails well... Double dumbass on you!

[Hintonmails]

@benjaminmullin96 Lol, your making power calculations for nonexistent propulsion devices

And you didnt get the spinal tap reference

Triple dumbass

[PlantOParadise]

@Hintonmails *insert I Hate You song from Star Trek IV here*

[benjaminmullin96]

@Hintonmails My making power calcuations for nonexistent propulsion devices..... what? you never finished your sentence.

[lnspttmn]

@benjaminmullin96

Not True. Star Ships have been recorded doing up to Warp 20.00. Just with current means through standard SFC engines will not allow anything above Warp 9.89.

[benjaminmullin96]

@lnspttmn How? with the new warp scale, warp 10 is infinite speed.

[lowgrade84]

@benjaminmullin96 that voyager episode is crap in the TNG episode 'All Good Things' the star ships have warp 13.

[redhawk239]

@lnspttmn Trufax: Starships have been recorded doing nothing because they do not exist.

[lnspttmn]

@redhawk239

trufax... you suck.

[rebel1701]

@benjaminmullin96 Tom Paris broke warp 10 in the Star Trek Voyager episode Threshold aboard the shuttlecraft Cochrane.

[benjaminmullin96]

@rebel1701 yes, with Transwarp drive. I said it was impossible with conventional warp drives.

[YouCubed22]

Urg



[sadailinikada86]

WHoever made this is a piece of shit.

[morosz01]

what the fuck is this shit damn!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Omerack]

lol i hate this vid =p

[derkomissar100]

This video is why I love Star Trek now.

[hibernopithecusalso]

keep practicing

[jptang1701]

May a photon torpedo explode up your ass.

[morrisz2]

Where is Rick Astley when you need him?

[fennectech]

its fred

[Alasdair1980]

what the (choose your own expletive ) was that!!

[Rickyf2002]

Awesome vid, some real pro stuff there with those special effects

[MaximusRelaximus]

So sad that they felt the need to change the line from "to boldly go where no man has gone before" to the idiotically politically correct "...no one has gone before."

[rhendel6]

lol

[991Gamer]

IM GOING TO SHIT ON YOU 41 SECONDS WASTED!!!!!!!!

[Olennex]

You just FML, you'll be hearing from my lawyer now

[redhawk239]

holy shit this has 91,000 views?

[rrave24]

this is simply shit

[gunblade64]

STUPID FAST!!

[PlantOParadise]

I just noticed that at 0:18 the bussard collectors on the warp engines are missing. (Red part on front)

[sfludd]

LMFAO at the "waste of life" comments.

[bastian149]

I only laugh at the waste of life used to make this abomination.

[Pikachuforaiur]

Looks like his mom was in warp 11 when he was born. :P

[jent1701b]

It's so stupid I had to laugh! It's like a train wreck, you just can't turn away! lol

[liketheuniverse11]

Ha!Ha!Ha!Ha!Ha!.....Lol...

[komivesors]

bullshit



[neonWHALE002]

I don't get why people hate this, it's hilarious I think

[SGTBizarro]

Am I the only one that finds this strangely hilarious? :D

[PlantOParadise]

I would rather be rickrolled.

[redhawk239]

@PlantOParadise ouch dude

[PlantOParadise]

@redhawk239 yeah but true lol

[vite1968]

yeah, you know my warp goes to 11.

[TAKUMAZAKAZAKI1985]

ay no mms wey!

[JixYt]

Did Picard inhale a little helium before his "Space, the final frontier..." speech here?

[CyborgAtheist]

Oh dear

[noob248]

What did you use?

[katakisLives]

Alvin and the chipmunks have taken over the Enterprise!

[moonfly1]

why would anyone waste some of their life making this.

[martianvirus]

I can't blame people for making dumb videos. But I can blame YouTube/Google for putting it in the Suggestions. When people hate it 484 to 68, that should be a clue.

[67tr876]

warp 10 cant do shit !

[ModestNeophyte]

lol.. at warp eleven EVERYTHING is faster...

[lcxantos]

Slipstream is faster then warp, but the Federation hasn't perfected it yet. Other races have (Borg don't really count.)

[KellicJTiger]

Well if you were seeking out new humor and new forms of comedy you failed. Sorry but this wasn't funny.

[taesheren]

@quantum460 Warp 10 equals infinite speed.

[hogndorff]

i can see it now.. chipmonks in space.

[Austindude3954]

Warp 9.9 is the fastest you can go ,without becoming lizards...

[Seigfried12]

@Austindude3954 Well in the last TNG episode in the future admiral riker told the helmsman to endage at warp 12, so maybe they got rid of that problem

[SR71ABCD]

He's must have hated the whole Startrek trilogy what an asshole!

[kingdynamite97]

warp 9.999 is the fastest warp posible without destroying your ship

[RedDawnJensen]

Besides the fact that warp 11 is like going infinity plus one, because warp 10 would require infinite energy and would propel a spacecraft at infinite speeds, taking up all points in the universe at one time, this video in fact made my penis considerably smaller, and, somewhere, Patrick Steward is crying into his facepalm.

[sciencoking]

LOL, awesome...

[creaturanoctis]

LOL, this is a little lame

[xxjpxxdeluxe]

yes warp 11 is impossible, in fact the guides and enclyopedias state that warp 10 equals infinite velocity, and wats higher than infinity?

[blade32232]

Transwarp and slipstream

[jhwblender]

unfinity ;-)

[blenderpanzi]

@xxjpxxdeluxe Well star trek contradicts itself on this topic. There is one episode in TNG where they talk about warp 16. Apparently there is something like a "revised warp scale".

[HarakMolova]

@blenderpanzi

I remember that episode. A revised warp scale, so they just slowed warp down and added more number. In the revised one, warp 16 would be warp 9.999999 recurring

[luno44]

@xxjpxxdeluxe That seems silly. Warp 10 is a speed with a measurable end point. Infinity has no end point.

[applemac555]

@xxjpxxdeluxe all the kids at school call me a 'warp-drive weirdo' because i am a star trek fan

[richman02392]

@xxjpxxdeluxe double infinity

[ticbtic9]

Warp 11 is imposible

[PixDix1994]

To boldly go, where no chipmunk has gone before! xD

[EastViewMick]

geeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek!

[joness105639]

This is awesome. I think this is what happens when some error in the matter anti matter mix causes the worp drive to transform into an infinite improbability drive.

[GodLikeQualities]

lmao brilliant

[Blackout37]

I happen to agree, Bridge commander would be the way to go if you want to make a really nice lookin close to show quality video. good luck

[GameBoyTM101]

Hey if you wanna make a good intro, use Star Trek: Bridge Commander

[GameBoyTM101]

If I'm right, warp 1 would have it crammed into 1 minute

[GameBoyTM101]

and this would be 30 seconds

[DocKerns]

wOOt

[DaBeccaaa]

rofl

[CHRISTINKER86]

What a load of crap!

[sweetsongman1]

LOL thats cute and funyn at the same time. sounds liek alvin and the chipmunks played as picard LMAO

[jahangirfashionsuk]

LMAO

[Mikedawg53]

That was funny as H**L keep up the work.

[Bateleur5]

Okay this is either insanely hilarious.... or incredibly stupid. I'm stuck in between.

[uberjens]

didnt laugh so, was stupid :P

[Forlo12345]

I choose insanely hilarious.

[mattmanganon]

awesome

[ducktopia301]

i spent 41 sec. of my precious life...

[jxtreme09]

please can i have the last 41 seconds of my life back?

[leeham991]

Well I never...

Awful, simply awful.... You need more practice fool...

[RandomNinjaOfEvil]

Ultimately silly, but not stupid like the rest of them make out.

[Sheentheterrible]

Thanks for wasting another portion of my life...

RETARD WHO MADE THIS

[ragecrowfilms]

you waste your own life

[redhawk239]

you are quite terrible sir

[bobtheworm]

stop arguing you fuckin trekkies, this is the funniest shit i've seen all day

[baxman32189]

this is retarded and an insult to star trek.

[niels332]

i like it

[ragecrowfilms]

it is awesome

[Koenigspils]

not funny and only stupid

[LordRambo]

Oh yea, this shits big pimpin' dawg!

[DAFirey007]

Well that was a Waste of 40 Seconds Of My Life, I Want Those 40 Seconds Back.

[CryoStatus]

41....and you're right

[redhawk239]

you know what, i'll keep them. I have a fort knox of just wasted moments of peoples lives. suck it

[bassguitarrocker]

@DAFirey007 you're sooooooOOOOOOO original,..................

[CynicalVision]

@DAFirey007

I love it when people make comments like "I wasted XX seconds" - Dude, who forced you to watch all of it? I think you can tell within the first 5 seconds that it's going to be awful.

[Arkanni]

plz kill yourself whoever is actually arguing about this

[mirasame]

That was so bad it was funny. 5 stars

[compaq98sc]

Im not sure whats more rediculous the responces or someone taking time to upload this.

[12stringsforme]

This has pissed off so many . . . priceless.

[CaptDouchebag]

I can't believe these people are taking this so seriously. It's funny and creative. I bet none of these doo-doo heads can create anything like this.

[Anthaon]

Why, do you wish to mock Gene Roddenberry?!?

[AniTraVid]

This really is a waste of youtubes space...

[alexander92648]

That was EPIC!  better then the original.

[FLAME4564]

LOL u call THAT WARP11?? LOL XDDDDDDDDDDD -5/5 dangit get some better deisgn skills jackass.

[rfxrecordings]

yeah....I want my 41 seconds back!!

[conradragzoff]

41 seconds. That's how much you owe me now!!!

[AROtotheN]

OMFG you win Special Olympics of YouTube with this!!! lol

now GTFO

[redhawk239]

thanks Barack

[AROtotheN]

It literally took you 10 months to think of that come-back.

You ARE slow!!! @.o

[AbusiveAdminPaul]

G

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[Browless1]

I wish there was a rating less than 1 star.

[huntaire]

point in that?

[sylos1]

shit

[shonzon901]

get the fuck out of here

[Zmaczimum]

warp 11? more like half impulse....

[greatwriter96]

WARP 11 ISNT POSSIB that was a waste of 41 seconds of my life!!

[Thiloran]

Yes it is, ever seen the ST:VOY episode Relativity?

Or one of the ST:ENT episodes in which Archer goes to the future with Daniels and they're travelling at warp 23?

[redhawk239]

you sir win

[lacutis1134]

Warp 11 is possible you just "deevolve" it was in a voyager episode

[vilgax123]

no that was warp 10

[lacutis1134]

Exactly its PAST warp 10 it you would be in every point in space at the same time also you would exit warp 10+ in the exact same spot you entered it

[hobbitdude19]

Warp 10 you would occupy all points in the universe simultaneously.

[lacutis1134]

exactly what i said BUT you can only exit out of it in the same place you hit it

[DelenorFoxfyre]

Warp 13 - All Good Things. Nuff said.

[Nuckeles]

no that was just stupid god it makes me sick to think that people would do that to suck a great show

[phoenixstorms9]

LOL! Why? :D

[SciFiDude42]

ALVIN!!!

[kylerobi92]

...wtf

[intim8er]

may I please have those 41 seconds of my life back?

[Talon3000]

Jeah... right..

[STARTREKENTERPRISE19]

is terrible pinsh viejo payaso

[ScreenSurfer]

I thought it was pretty good, but you shouldn't have deceived us.

[TheLastSpartan015]

I want the 41 seconds of my life back

[MadlyAlive]

+1 Please

[ScreenSurfer]

and then the eight or so seconds it took you to write this, and maybe if you bothered to read this reply and look like an idiot while doing it, another 20 or so seconds. And if you bother to reply back to me in the self defeating purpose of not looking like a dumbass while still wasting your life, 15-20 more seconds.

Can we get this gentlemen roughly one and a half minutes added to his lifespan? How much do life minute go for these days?

[Simoneister]

I think that what most of you don't understand is warp works on an exponential system, which means that the difference between warp 0 and 5 is the same as between 5 and 7.5. And because of this, warp 10 is impossible, except for "infinite" velocity. Which means that you're not actually going anywhere, you ARE everywhere. So, warp 11 is impossible.

And I know there are inconsistencies in TNG, like in the last episode where they go to "warp 13" or whatever. They just hadn't thought enough about it

[Joao2Pedro]

I think it was more like a easir way to compare the maximum warp for the Enterprize-D Refit and Enterprize-D itself. It's much more easier to say warp 13 than warp 9.999999983.

[Simoneister]

Hmm, never thought about that. So they just increased the number it gets up to. Smart idea.

...But I bet they weren't thinking that when they made the show lol.

[Herbie14f]

For everyone calling this guy a nerd.. you're quite the nerd yourselves for looking at a Star Trek video, huh? :)