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  • @SouthOCmixdown ha u nailed it. when i was 20 &started working office jobs, 2b honest i actually wud have been kinda bummed if there were no girls 2look at &keep it poppin at work. but now, 20 years later-- i realize after all the drama, women always calling in sick/using their kids 2get out of work 1-2 times a week &not getting fired/written up, maternity leave, all the HR b.s. &hoops that good male workers hav 2go thru, I realize females are WAY more trouble than theyre worth, in the workplace

  • @SouthOCmixdown Right on. You said it all. Why is this chick droning on about work? Her work is clearly in the kitchen or trying on lingerie for the 30something emergency room doctor she met after she busted her head drunk while out slutting around with her 'girls'..

  • One more example of why the workplace was better off before women were allowed in it. The only thing females contribute to their employers are lawsuits, distraction, lost productivity, and the attitude displayed by this little tart here. Go marry a fireman or a dentist, honey. And stop troubling yourself with complicated things like work. Your mind should be on the pie you have baking in the kitchen, not lofty things like college and work. Your employers will get along just fine without you.

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  • I would LOVE if you got raped by a large black man with HIV.....oh, how I would love that

  • have you ever thought of prostitution you slut?

  • WHAT GENDER ARE YOU?

  • dumb stupid whore. be a prostitute and stfu

  • do you ever stop talking!!... I can see why you were laid-off.

  • WTF!

  • I am grateful for you...psychology's good!!

  • How much do you charge for over nights?

  • need attention?

  • And the universe tolerates this? Shoot her in the mouth someone...PLEASE!

  • you would make a fortune if you became a prostitute nice white teeth is a plus

  • daves farm makes a living off of u-tube

  • So I know this is a way old Vid Michelle, but I was in a kinda down mood today which doesn't happen often & i thought to myself... Hmm, I think I'll go on an "AnythingSarcastic" vlogging spree. You have def. cheered me up, Mama! So thanks for that! Now my question... Does this mean that you were down in the 305 when you made this vlog?! I think its pretty rad we're from the same "neighborhood" lol. =)

  • @benzo771 LOL!!! Amen to that!! But then when her male boss hires her 'cause she's hot, he's gonna soon learn that she "leans the other way," if ya know what I mean. Then, it's THE UNEMPLOYMENT LINE!!!

  • u didnt look that bad! lol! =)

  • Are you an actress? Are you on Facebook I so wanna be your friend you are adorable and I'm in NJ was laid off in March and have been out of work! get in touch

  • nasty

  • Striping or Stripper?

  • wow,nice big tits...

    dont know what else to say about this kind of completely pointless ... bullshit that is choking the net. then again, thats what free speech is for i guess

  • did you get the dinner you wanted? :-)

  • That was the most verbose video I think I have ever watched. Good thing is that you are easy on the eyes, though.

  • naive?

  • Why not kill two birds with one stone. Be a background actor! You're attractive, you won't have any problems getting work. Who knows, you might even get 3 vouchers and become SAG.

    Then you can even do your Vlogging while you're waiting for a shoot. Because that's all they do... they wait. (and hang around craft services like zombies) plus maybe, also get a college education in the process.

  • you are very photogenic and can keep a great monologue going. Maybe YouTube needs a sexy spokesperson....Best of luck

  • Lets be unemployed together and sarcastic

  • jocam32? i think ur jst jealous coz ur not famous and michelle is!! ... MICHELLE U ROCK!

  • Aaah, I feel like a total mess, cause I have no idea what to do with my life. Just finished 3 years on drama, and now I just don't know what to do, want to continue acting, but don't know how..Yeahyeah

    That's not a bad picture!

  • Hahaha! I don't how you do it, but great monologue...funny :-)

  • It's just like.. There...

    Lol, Michelle you're awesome. :D

  • My parents thought i should be a doctor or nursing.. I have a fear of needles and the sight of blood gives me the *shivers* so thats a no. Wanted to get into teaching.. But was talked out of it by the parents of dooom. Stay strong and yourself! :) Love your personality!! Have you thought of getting into acting, or comedy?

    I'm catching up on your vids. So I'm a little behind on the news. BTW, what happened to Really, Really? Sorry haven't kept up with you.. :( I promise I'll stay with ya more

  • i agree....i wasn't laid off but i did make the decision to leave Vegas and move back to the Midwest where i grew up....and even tho my parents are split up now they both try to tell me what i should do with my life, and i still have no idea what to do.................

  • you are great, and i think everyone knows it.

    you are soooo awesome!!!!

  • well said! i agree 100%

  • lol

  • 5 words....Potato in da pie hole.....wheeeeew

  • Ok so my parents are the same way, When I told them I was dropping out of college they each separately told me that I should do this, or I should try this, and best of all was don't give up on college (I had a 0.2 gpa I liked to sleep in way too much) but then I joined the army and well that wasn't the best decision I have ever made, but it pays I am still trying to achieve my goals of becoming an astronaut, rockstar novelist as well as a physicist , and genetic engineer... welcome to my life...

  • i think everyone wanted to be an astronaut at one time in their life:)

    i bet chillen in space has to be prety awesome!

  • Yeah, no kidding...

  • If you get tired of the east coast, come out here to Washington, where the men are men, and the sheep are scared!!

  • Michelle, why not create your own career? Sounds stupid at first, I know, but ...

    If you were rich as hell and didn't HAVE to work, like, what would you do with most of your time?

    Whatever your answer is, why not find a way to do THAT ... for a living? There's a great book by a guy called Richard Nelson Bolles called "What Color is Your Parachute" that says how to do this. Check it out, Hun! It might REALLY help you sort this shit out!

    Peace & Hugs ... FoJ

  • i would pay u big tips if u were a stripper.

  • ur a perve... and a man lol :S

  • Hi there. Heard of the saying, "everything happens for a reason?" And my answer is... "lots and lots and lots of reasons." Whose reason? What reason? Which f**k**g* reason? and so on and on & on....

    Believe me you're not the only one out there babe... there are gazillion others who are in your shoes right now and my heart goes to all of them.

    The sun needs to come up to these people's lives now! Or someone needs to put that mysterious light at the end of the tunnel ON right NOW!

  • Michelle, that photo wasn't all that bad. I think you looked cute. :-)

  • love your vids! its cool to see someone open up

  • I wish I knew what you were talking about.

    Since this is the first video I watched, new Subscriber. :)

  • (((Michelle)))

    Thanks for posting the 'evil pcture' *pinches cheek*

  • hot

  • just a little note to say NO MORE COOKING FOR YOU!

    REGARDS

    YOUR PARENT

  • P.S. You are hot and funny. Have you ever thought about broadcast journalism.

  • I totally understand what you are going through. I just got kicked out of the Air force for being a lesbian, screw you air Force by the way, and I have no clue what I want to do now. And my mom keeps giving me the most ridiculous suggestions for what she thinks I should do. I wish you the best of luck in whatever you decide to do and I hope you find something that you truly love to do.

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  • There's only one thing I can say for this one. Life is about discovery isn't it? Contrary to may religions who say it's about suffering but wheres the fun in that. Find out who you are outside of any boxes you're part of and like the funny little woman in "The Incredibles" says, "Go! Fight! Win!"

  • wow,that funny

  • Damn, you are HOT! Did you soften the color of your hair? Matches your complexion better. Wow! UR a knock out...

  • I vote for lawyer during the day and stripper at night. You could become a Lifetime movie!

  • You look very "Sandra Bullock"...which IS a GOOD thing!

  • you... you are good! What a "gift of gab" you have, girl! You crack me up, and give a nice insight into the world. The whole work/family/finances/life plans.Splendid! Cool.wish I could talk to ya face to face one day, I actually find you that fascinating.Not that either of my ex-wives or girlfreinds,lovers werent articulate.guess it's just a diffrent perspective.I will comment more later on how I came across your vids..it's kinda funny/interesting! But I must to work. Ciao,Cara Mia!Love,Aldo

  • This is just great! This is the type of person that I could just sit and talk to about random shit! She is far more interesting than most of my friends..

    Great stuff!

  • lmao "i dunno...i'd probably be better off stripping"

    i crack up at least 10 times in all ur videos...

    but on a more serious note, good luck... in terms of your search. it'll all work out eventually :)

  • ur gorgeous :)

  • As far as old photos go ... really, not bad at all.

    Too funny about your parents input re: career. My Dad is always telling me I should have been a pharmacist! Not a doctor, lawyer ... of all things, a pharmacist! I would rather be a stripper.

  • i know wat i say may not be as specail and long as the others but,ur worth it and i love ur vids. THANKS FOR THE VIDS

  • honestly, my mum got laid off about six years ago from a job she had been working at for 16 years. it was weird, and she was all upset for a while. anyway, she totally ended up getting a completely different career, and loves it. she had never done anything like it before, but it interested her and she went ahead with it. what i am trying to say is that this could be the best thing that has ever happened to you. Especially if what you were doing before didn't really float your boat that much.

  • i loved that photo. so much so that i print screened it and now have it as my wallpaper. looks great in tile mode. :)

  • Well, we love you Michelle, you rock everytime - so you must rock ALL the time!!!

    Youtube is great, I had an enormous response to my 5awesomeoptimists guest video this weekend, and I'm sort of on a cloud from it. Good times!

    Keeping rocking, you ARE GREAT!!!!

    /a swede in Virginia, yay

  • psychologist on youtube your own channel thats similiar to beaver bunch (well the concept i guess).... lol can you see where im trying to go with this lol maybe not but why not mix the two its not exactly what you want but who knows its a way of networking and you get yourself out there in a different light?

    hahaha i sound like my mom isn't that scary??

    hopefuly everything works out for you

    best wishes and positive thoughts!

  • ya know I really hope you do follow your dreams and succeed beyond all of your wildest dreams.......but I am also a yes vote for the stripping....ya know which ever...dealers choice :)

  • No, stripping would be bad...I mean, you'd make good money, but I feel like you might kill the first sleezy guy who...well, you get the point. Do what you love to do, for as long as you work in your adult life you should be doing something that truly makes you happy. Good luck!

  • =] Good luck with your choice =]

    I don't know if I missed it or anything, but are we gonna get a vid with you and your mom answering questions?

    =P I'm looking forward to that xD

  • wow... i think i have you beat on the evil pictures. my mother's walls are covered with them! really embarrassing when people come over...

  • I LOVE YOU IN A COOL YOUTUBE WAY B)!!

  • haha - well thank you :)

  • awe, haha, no worries I won't be stripping.

  • surprise professional photos are the worst. my grandma pulled that on me once.

  • yes they are, bad bad bad!

  • That photo of you is freaking amazing. You should cut and paste it on your drivers license.

  • HAHA - NO!!!!!!

  • I feel you pain. I'm 31 yrs old and back in school full time, its definately humbling. Dealing wiht the parents and their expectations is horrible!

  • well said...parents mean well but arg!

  • Having been a purveyor and connoisseur of gentleman's clubs worldwide, I must say that your stunning beauty and winning personality, would garner you major $cratch in the stripping industry.

  • HAHAHA - awe, well thank you.

  • I was looking around on iTunes this morning and I came across a movie called "I Really Hate My Job." After I saw the case of the movie, I thought "Oh they put a big lesbian on the frunt, this must be a good movie!" Then a few seconds later I was like "Oh my gosh! I know that lesbian! Thats Michelle! When did she do a movie?!" Sadly it ended up to be Neve Campbell. So I just wanted to let you know that you look like Neve Campbell. +1 for you! =3

  • You jinxed me! I had a job, now I dont!, lol!

  • I like curly hair

  • Nice pic! :) I have one of those too, with my front teeth jutting out, bugs bunny style! Not a nice time of my life. I so glad we grow up!

  • aww! that photo of you is so adorable!!!! haha

  • you are rather attractive stripping could be a good career choice. :P

    All joking aside, personally, I find going back to your parents is never a good idea when you're financially unstable. It's depressing and it drains motivation.

  • i had to take a psychology class for my teaching degree, that required some studying on my part but it was interesting all what i learned. I wish you the best in finding out what you want to do.

    Oh and if you do decide to go the stripper route, my birthdays in november.. ill pay big bucks.

    [ONLY JOKING] please dont hate

    as for the photos i thought i hid them all from my mother but she managed so sneek some by me and put them up in her hall way =/

  • You must be a good person (you ARE).

    Good things come to good people. =]

    That was totally lame. But I mean well at least :p

  • Take a deep breath..... You are pretty cool!

  • This was very good. I wish you were somebody that I know.

    I actually thought that you might be somebody that I knew until I clicked the facebook link. I've never actually met a New Yorker.

  • i i

  • Because her beauty is soothing. I'm an admirer of this Godess. You asked.

  • Whatever floats your cookie, I suppose.

  • Michelle, your welcome! Anytime , anyplace, we got your back!! Keep on keeping on friend. :)

  • Ya Mad...The evil photo is fine. It's a nice photo of a young girl, not the Sophisticated NYC Woman you have become. give ya self a break babee :-)

  • I laughed at the possible out-of-context interpretation of "I think I'm better off stripping... That's where I'm at."

  • I laughed at that as well lol.

  • i can't recognize you on that photo...is that a good sign?

  • Life likes to reboot from time to time like others have said take advantage of it.Your picture not bad as one that's floating around of me that i won't even go in to here.

  • hahah baby michelle was awkward... but in the cutest possible way :)

    PS u're awesome, i think u could possibly vlog for a living no first born sacrifice needed. You're a pleasure to watch

  • Well I grew up in the 80's too. It was the style at the time. When I have grand kids and they complain about their style choices I'll just repsond "You think your hair and clothes are bad? Well let me tell you about the 1980's"

  • AJ from Randamity use to vlog for a living...but she got laid off too :( she also went to her parents house.

    well you still rock.

    be doo doo doo!

  • Alex really has started something huge. ^_^

    Well, technically it was Dave's friend - unknowingly - though Alex is the reason YouTubers being aware of it.

  • yes he has, I find myself saying "be doo doo doo!" way too much, ppl look at me weird but I dont care, it's funny

    dftba

  • to find your local tea party go to reteaparty(dot)com

  • A guy from my town vlogs for living and is loaded...at least I think that is all he does. And man do I have so may photos that haunt me, try being the only kid in your class with curly thin hair that wont grow past your chin :(

  • no YOU fucking rock!

    enjoy the time off

  • You're welcome. Oh, and my parents wouldnt have a clue what to tell me to do. They're as clueless as I am, so.. maybe that's unusual. It's an endless search. Also, all pictures of myself haunt me. I know how you feel about that.

  • I know what you mean. My parents, especially my father, give me lectures all the time.

  • There is no reason you can't Vlog and study Psychology at the same time. And You look cute in that photo it's not bad at all!

  • ya...i have lots of pics that my parents decided to take at bad moments :P XD, and of course its those ones they chose to display for everyone...even though i hide the pics but they seem to always come back and haunt me XD. good luck with ur next step in life, ull b great no matter wat ^_^

  • oooo boy I too have photos that haunt me...not pretty. i totally know what you're talking about lmao

  • Haha... Luckily, most of my earlier photos are in scrapbooks - not sitting out to haunt me when I go home! Still scary though when they decide to get those out... I sort of got laid off a few months ago... And my parents told me to go to school for massage therapy. At least that is something I've wanted to do - so I start in a couple of weeks. What did your parents tell you to do?

  • You're very welcome!

  • I want the tour!!!

  • This is what I needed to hear. I got laid off as well and have made the decision to go back to school.

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  • I totally have photo's like that :) lol lots actually i went through a really weird phase and my parents and nana decided to take LOT'S of pictures during it lol :( but i think we all do you know

  • whatthebuck is a millionaire from the work he has done on youtube....he makes like over 20k aweek...but he is reallllllllly funny and likeable

  • i'm not sure he is a millionaire, he makes around 100'000 dollars a year, but i dont think he is a millionaire. :S

  • he is..him and hotforwords were on the news talking about how youtube has made them millionaires

  • wow really, i have only ever seen him interviewed where he says he makes 100'000 a year. Is the news interview of him and hotforwords on youtube?

  • I said go with your dreams, now I say go with the stripping.

  • I'm SO wanting to hear what you're parents suggestions are now!

    The photo wasn't so bad, I have worse! Thanks for showing it , lol!

  • Have I told you that I love you? No? Haha...

    I LOOOOVE YOU!!

    OMG... you had the balls to show your photo, hahaha, I'd never could do it. I just LOVE YOU!!!

    Liz :)

  • cuz we love u- and yes, we are super awesome! xoxoxox

  • Yeah, we ARE amazing! Thanks! : )

  • That picture is REALLY not that bad. :)

    And, yeah... to vlog for a living you pretty much need to contract a terminal illness or something. We really hope that doesn't happen, so hopefully you can find some other way into it.

    Maybe a psychology vlog, where people mail in questions, etc., like a newspaper column?

    I'm sure you'll choose wisely. :)

  • Every single person in the world has bad pictures growing up, and you should take a road trip drive across the country until you discover your purpose kind of like in the movie the "Jerk". And a stripper really.....?

  • Aww that picture isn't so bad. My parents have a GAZILLION bad pictures of me.

  • Don't feel bad, we all have an evil photo that haunts us. UGH.

  • You're welcome!

    It's not just your parents, all people who have children cease to be reasonable human beings.

    Love and hugs.

  • So great you showed the evil pic at the end! So brave ....

  • i think you went and touch alot of us with your last video and this is why we respond !

  • So...are you saying you're NOT going to be an Astronaut now? And every picture of me mocks me. THEY ALL MOCK ME! I mean, no, that never happens. And your "evil" photo just looks like a typical teen photo. In fact, I bought a new frame, and that picture came with it. FYI. :)

  • We could always say that this picture is proof that Michelle has become even more attractive as time goes on. :)

  • michelle,i'm sorry..i didnt mean to laugh at ur photo but i did...sorry (~_~)

    anyway, yeah..i know,we're the hopeless subcribers who love u so very much and will always be there,supporting and cheering u on...through the best and the worst time of ur life..

    u made us laugh and smile,and i think that it's only been fair if u let us share ur tears too..u r never alone..

    always believing,michelle and i knw u'll be at the greatest height..don't stop dreaming!!u lose if u do..

  • Ah, I knew you wouldn't leave us hanging! That photo is pretty bad. I'm not even going to lie. But it turned in to a swan, so y'know, it's all good. :)

  • Hey Michelle!

    Since you want to follow your dreams AND you have a bunch of free time, you should check out Mission 101 where you design a list of 101 things that you want to accomplish in 1001 days. Google it.

  • haha.. i love the Crazy pet videos.. And YOU are so GREAT.. You ruLE.

  • Hey Michelle, turnabout is fair play . . . you leave us in awe and inspired so we're obligated to do the same for you. Love the evil photo too - I've got (or Mom has) a few of them & they're classic!

    You will figure your shit out - we believe in you!

  • The photo is not that bad. The reason everyone is supporting you isn't because you're a youtuber. It's because your real you don't fake shit, & you're a sweetheart.

    Plus we all know that if the roles were reversed, & it was us in this situation. You would be right there to hrlp us up & support us.

  • Hahaha aaaaww the evil photo is great!! Cute not awkward!!

  • Lol the photo isn't THAT bad. I totally know what you mean about overbearing parents! Mine are starting to drive me insane! can't wait to get out!

  • Man you know how to thank people o_0

  • ...michelle, you are loved!!! i'm 57 and got laidoff feb. 4...construction layout...going to school starting apr. 21 to become a certified nurses assistant...[bedpan engineer]...the money will suck but it's steady work...you only go around once in this life...so have at it!

  • You are so beautiful! :) Deff follow your dreams, never stop following them...it is the only way to happiness.

  • I'm so glad to hear that you are going to follow your dreams and go back to school!!!

  • You think you're awkward? We are all YouTubers remember? I don't think any of us is anywhere close to being normal or average.

    Then again, isn't that why we connect on YouTube in the first place?

  • Hello,Michelle,

    Depending on the industry you were laid off from,perhaps a fresh start is the best way to go. Vlogging for a living might work,if you can find a niche for an OCD driven,lesbian,Jewish princess.

    Or,you could create the need for it!

  • it's so good to see you're alright :)

    haha you should have heard what my mother said when I told her I'm going into tattooing....

    so see? you're not alone :D

  • can't wait to see you!

    oxox

  • hahahah aww you were cute, not akward ;)

  • I think you should become a vlogging socialite. Do they have courses for that?

  • So adorable. :)

  • loves the photot.

    keep the faith michelle <3

  • ♥ want inspiration, move to north british columbia ♥ js

    we have completely changed everything about our livestyles by moving here last september ( totaly movin back to NY in sept )

    Will never forget your blogtv show where you PWned that chic with Jill.  Was epic.

    ~Ryan Westlake.

  • Good luck with your dream!

  • Bwahaha, the evil photo WINS.

    You could totally vlog for a living. Just pump up your video output per week, and new subscribers/views will come rolling in.

    Glad to hear you are following your dreams :)

  • I'm sorry to hear about what happened. Whatever you do, I wish you all the best. Positive vibes your way. Big hug!

  • Aw! You look cute in that photo!

  • that photo is adorable :D

  • I'm friends with a stripper. She makes about $900 a week, all off the books. No benefits whatsoever though. And, apparently, rubbing up against fat, old strange men doesn't bother her. The last thing is what prevents most women from exploiting that particular economic niche.

  • i do have photos like that. interesting thing, those are exactlythe photos my dad likes to put in frames -.- i wonder why!! torture, probably. you looked so cute though!

    took me a long time to realize what i need to do with my hair as well. girly girly super comment! :D

  • Well done for showing the photo.

    I'f it's any consolation, i'm 51 & i still don't know what i want to do with my life! :)