Greatest Valedictorian Speech Ever!

[xenor6662]

"And now for the valedictorian, Miss" -

*leaves*

[kr3wsk8r1031]

Wait is that a girl?

[Colbymay443]

you are awesome alaine and by the way everyone alaines a girl and shes also my cousin love ya :) aliane

[DirkAndersen810]

This is cool. My class started with 487 kids, 234 walked haha.

[checkur20]

yeah i got to see this in person, go mustangs/eagles!!! class of 2007

[Mattyew]

Hmmmm, is that a boy? either way, this has a very 1990s feel..gross

[Statman11]

@Mattyew Read the video description. I've never heard of a guy named Alaine.

[gummybear2239]

I can't help but smile every time I watch this. :)

[xtinmancamx]

This is embarrassing for him/her.

[rebelliousrebel420]

My class graduated in 2006 with a total of 10 people (including the foreign exchange student and the one kid who had to take summer school to pass) Don't hate us cause we're awesome!

[FleetwoodMacPenguin]

That's Chunk from the Goonies.

[TheBsheep]

@FleetwoodMacPenguin lol...ikr

[devilishangel1099]

um, why is Friday in the suggestions box?

[chihuahuachick0]

@devilishangel1099 because she said "if rebecca black can sing, so can i"

[xaniz25]

at least you don't have to suffer through 3 hrs of reading 500 names

[mdotwilightluver556]

My school only has 60 people in my freshman class. :)

[soph1esingsalot]

@AngeryShapes: Maybe she only had to beat 15 people or whatever, but she was still smart and creative enough to come up with a graduation speech that people might actually remember and talk about later on in life.

[97nglamour]

HHAHAHAH OUR GRADE IS TINY TOO WERE 40... :) love it

[penndancer]

tht's seriously the whole graduating class? my high school's graduating class this year is 831 people! wow tht's a small school...

[onnaotakudesu]

great speech, where did you get the music?

[1127volleyball]

THIS IS AWESOME! LOVE!!! ppl shouldnt be hating!

[Oceanbay24]

I love this!!!!! It's Epic!!!!! I give her props for actually having the guts to do this!

[pelakona]

I remember both the valedictorian and salutatorian from my class because they were both friends of mine but I sure as hell don't remember a single word they said at graduation. This, however, would stick in my memory.

It was a great job and a lot of fun to watch!

[LearnFrenchLikeCrazy]

Never thought I'd see Rebecca Black's name popping up in a graduation!

[howzitboy]

don't hate me cuz im aweful, don't hate me cuz im aweful!

great speach! fun fun..

[kristy1097]

i give her ten points for getting up there and doing that!

[miyavixer]

Why is everyone tripping out just because she did a song because of a speech its unique its different they are graduating you have to make it memorable just because she did a song doesn't mean shell be working at mcds I don't understand how doing a song is related to that she's a valedictorian obviously she's one for a reason so suck her nuts cuz u guys are jealous shell always be remebered in a good way ppl like fun speeches not boring smarty farty ones

[KMRVIDEOS98]

well thats just great , now my school will have to top this when we graduate , thanks alot Alaine

[jesuistahmid]

@AngeryShapes well apparently she was the "state's Governor Scholar" as well :P

[MegaBigmon]

nice alaina that took courage well done

[MegaBigmon]

cool



[michaelwigginsgoff]

This was all kinds of awful...

[Jukee1065]

GREATEST EVER(:

[JimmaayN]

is that a guy or a girl

[aRttHh]

Am I the only one who hears a woman whisper to another "You stay away from my kids!" at 0:27 ? ROFL! Good speech!

[LOHO123]

@aRttHh bahaha "You understand? You stay away from my kids."

[TheSuperk25]

For some reason, I feel uncomfortable to hear people praising themselves if I haven't heard about them before.

Maybe a unique speech but greatest, no.

[xturncoatx]

I try to be positive on these things but sux everyones gonna remember you as the girl who started a shity rap chant....

[yaronu]

wow, what's with the hate.. that took real guts... you go Alaine! you're def a net lee awe some... def a net lee awe some... hahaha, too cool...

[markd325]

@yaronu I'll tell ya what's with the hate.  All these needledicks are pissed because they know they don't have self-confidence Alaine here does. And they definitely know they don't have the balls to stand in front a crowd, especially one that includes their peers, & do something unique (as opposed to comfortably conformist), not knowing how the people will react, but knowing it will have them talking about you, & not giving a damn what they say. Jealousy. The haters are always just jealous.

[seekthetruth6006]

im sure she is smart and will be successful...but this is kinda cheesy

[xXxIRISHHOBOxXx]

That sounds like a guy

[ksuman2791]

@tommysealock you are a complete douche bag.

[sullyFL]

That was the stupidest thing I've ever seen. I want to gouge my eyes out right now.

[askretzinger]

I'm blown away by the negative comments on here. Somebody even suggested that she is going to work at McDonalds. That's just plain ignorant. I dare some of you to ask some employers if they would be enthused to hire somebody who takes on the challenge of thinking outside the box and doing something creative and unique. Most of them would tell you that minds like that are rare and in high demand. Don't hate her cause she's awesome! Alaine you're incredible and going very far! Good Work!

[9921yourwong]

nice 

[zZspecialFXZz]

leh go... thats nto bad even though she draggin on

[shiznaw]

Keep rocking bro...

We're gonna need you to lead this nation sooner than you think given the mess we got ourselves in...

[JrNBAballer]

LOL @ people thinking this is what US highschools look like

[nametakenuse]

The very finest product of a 2011 US High School. Now she's ready to sing, "Welcome to Micky Dees, my I have your order please"...truly sad

[Youjuan100]

Hey I think this was pretty cool. Wish my graduation was that much fun. Our valedictorian did everything everyone expected them to do which of course made the whole thing boring. So this gets a 10 out of 10 from me. Keep rocking

[Youjuan100]

Hey I think this was pretty cool. Wish my graduation was that much fun. Our valedictorian did everything everyone expected them to do which of course made the whole this boring. So this gets a 10 out of 10 from me. Keep rocking

[JxSFxD]

rebaca black cant sing

[CoryGuinn]

I kind of wish I could have graduated from this school! xD

[Brodarus]

This has already gone viral?

[RAR5391]

I graduated valedictorian with a class of four people including me, that doesn't mean I'm not smart, it just means I was at a school with only like 7 people in it.

if I had stayed at the public school it would have been more like 200 out of 600, which isn't bad

I'm a lot smarter than most of the people in my town

[mightyhand]

i thought it said ventriloquist in the title.

[maddog46036]

i find this hard to masturbate too..

[mightyhand]

what song is this from?

[stufoo]

@AngeryShapes doesnt mean shes not smart

[AdamLewellyn]

People in the comments say this is a girl, but watching on the iPhone it looks like a dude..

[amm4987]

damn, my graduating class this year was 650 kids. I wish my class could have been this small. would have been a lot shorter of a graduation.

[sig310]

This is the class of eleven..literally ELEVEN graduates!! haha

[legit365]

more views than the people in their town... as many likes as the number in their school

[coled82595]

having a small school does not make it easy to be valedictorian. My entire school (preschool to 12th grade) has about 500 kids (100 in high school) but our SAT scores are extremely higher than the average in public schools.

[CrunchyButtBurger]

@coled82595

im guessing your sat scores ranked at the bottom, is that right Mr. "extremely higher"?

[coled82595]

@CrunchyButtBurger no i think i was third in my freshman class

[1badcad69]

Good luck Alaine and her classmates! You are all a breath of fresh air! Small towns put out the biggest people!

[legit365]

@1badcad69 not a my school 8 famous people so far

[LhachAmarth]

This is my school :)

[plazmixplazmix]

Middle schoolers....

[iscribblesongs]

Yes, it's a small school. Don't hate because we don't live in a huge metropolitan area. Just because our school doesn't have 1000 people in it doesn't mean that quality education is not happening. If anything, you should be upset at your teachers for not teaching you manners, or how to be polite.

[ksisick]

@iscribblesongs Since when the fuck do teachers teach manners?

[CardingtonLZF]

@iscribblesongs 2,200. And that's just "above average" size for here. Try competing there.

[azngen1233]

i think this is why crackers are stupid

[thisisbrandon]

Do the truffle shuffle, shuffle, shuffle.

[ahpull]

lol I have a feeling my graduation is going to be like this, graduating class of about 50 :)

[Augustchica814]

LOL awesome! this is a graduation to remember! At mines, I just wanted to get the hell out of there!

[ThomasJeffersonOG]

this for a middle school...?

[choufijdid]

stupid !

[bcochrane14]

I feel like this girl cries herself to sleep a lot.

[calenel]

@AngeryShapes I disagree completely. Just because it was a small class doesn't mean s/he didn't work for his/her grades. I graduated in a class of 14 as valedictorian and I know I did.

[andrewBsoweird]

@calenel ehhh maybe you only think you worked hard for it, i mean im currently ranked number one in my class of 400 and i still dont think it's that much of a challenge

[lynne3ann3]

WOw you people r rude! He did a good job and it's better then sitting there listening to him give some lame ass speech! I bet if it was ur class you'd think it was hott shit.

[benn4lyf]

I've had math classes bigger than that whole senior class.

If you are going to rep '11 don't do it as weak as this.

[oxotayhayoxo]

He looks like and sounds like Chunk from The Goonies

[theGermanfromIreland]

@ProsHardscope

How so? It says that this is a high school in the description, and if I'm not mistaken high school seniors graduate at the age of 17-18. So tell me, sir, how am I an idiot?

[imraw719]

no what i would call the greatest anything except time thinking of lyrics fail.

[wildhoggets]

everyone who's saying that's a small class, maybe they go to private school, but even then that's small.. but that was and epic speech! lol :D

[gabrielthemexican]

reminds me of chunk

[ThemKneeGrows]

also this is dumb as fuck. the lyrics are stupid and the whole thing is fucking corny

[MLBWSox]

Guy or girl idk it sounds like a girl but looks like a guy

[sameo14]

Oh Alain.... you do too have got a big brain...

[theGermanfromIreland]

wow....he has a pretty high voice for an 18 year old

[ProsHardscope]

@theGermanfromIreland ..... idiot...

[Truthiness231]

*sighs* The products of this high school were trained so poorly that they found this entertaining... we still need education reform =/

[floppydinosaur]

alaine actually made a great point. even if the speech itself wasn't really intellectual, its message that your senior year, your friends, your peers, and your school shouldn't be forgotton came through really well.

[nametakenuse]

She meant to say makin'"children in the backseat"

[bigbossman985]

"Senior Class 2011 He11 yeah!"

[VAwillis5]

thumbs up if you think it's a guy

[MeganFox822]

And I though that my graduation was small

CLASS OF 2011 FTW!!!!!!!!

[hannahbanana468]

wow seriously three rows of people??

[floppydinosaur]

@hannahbanana468 some people go to TINY schools. get off your high horse.

[hannahbanana468]

@floppydinosaur wow i didnt remember posting a comment making fun of them for their size? just commenting on it. maybe you should stop being so flippin sensitive

[khrystynaaaa]

lmao I can proudly say that just like her, I belong to NHS :D

[ANB12397]

@rougexyz Dude, don't get your panties in a wad. I was just trying to be nice and defend the girl...

[ANB12397]

@rougexyz Dude, don't get your panties in a wad. I was just trying to be nice and defend the girl.

[NinkasiDelight]

It's Pat!

[cubangiant]

That is a small senior class:P

[dccwalker]

when i see of video like only one thing comes to mind, white people....

[OldestUTubeChannel]

cant be a she cuz there are not cooking class that bust your grade to get valedictorian ps who run the girls the kitchen . in beyonce voice

[dccwalker]

he is lucky there werent any black people there or else they wud of wooped its shemale ass

[LastXdeth]

@dccwalker I thought "he" is a she.

[Agemrepus]

This is obviously fake. You can tell by the amount of pixels that she was photoshopped in there. Thats not even her real voice. THIS IS FAKE!!!

[SunShineKay17]

@Agemrepus I know her. This is my high school. It is most definitely not fake!

[LaFamigliaSkateKrew]

I probably shouldn't say this cause I'm white, but what the fuck white people?

[iownNJ]

i had more people in my preschool class

[nametakenuse]

Thank a teacher

[Ricco96701]

creative

[nametakenuse]

Wow! What to say??? No "hatin'" here, but ppl believe this represents the best of an American high school graduation speech in 2011? really... what to say?... and I did read the lyrics..and apparently it is as they say; " not their fault"

[414834]

he says miss at 0:07. wich means it's a she.

[shipwreckedhedgehog]

This girl must go to an amazing school, if any one at my school did this, they would get laughed and booed off stage. My school sucks...

[PrincexWilliam24]

Truly a class leader.

[8soccer4life8]

lololololol

[freak1243421]

@C3ltics43v3r no he does not have balls he has BALLS OF STEAL or better BALLS OF FURY

[paudeline]

Wait, is this a chick?

[gigokill]

i should so tell my future valedictorian to sings this!!

[chevyracing1211]

stop hating fuckers ! she did aight.. and she made me laugh when she fell off the beat..

[TicklesMeSillyYou]

@chevyracing1211 its a dude LOL...

[Zvalgryn]

they had their graduation ceremony ...in the school gym?...

[collaredslaveja]

@Zvalgryn That's where they have graduation in the school I went to...I thought that was the norm.

[frozenheads11]

nooooo the best is repeating the One man wolf pack speach

[TheRayFrom1989]

Stop hating... this is unique, she did a good job and they had fun... so what?

[machonacho17]

Haha that graduating class is really small my sisters took like 30 or more minutes just for the kids to walk into the stadium

[dsp628]

My school doesn't acknowledge valedictorians anymore because we have too many lol.

[Emmalanit9692]

That's was anticlimactic...

[usernamemam1]

look like the truffle shuffle kid from the goonies

[vikiwozeya]

1,100 in our graduating class this year.. -_-

[DCTheGuitarist]

HAHAHAH when's his voice gonna break

[DCTheGuitarist]

@DCTheGuitarist

THATS A GIRL!! fucking hell I thought the genderless baby was in Canada

[thatdutchguy89]

damn what a retard ... must be really easy to become a "valedictorian" in america.

[artexboy]

Ya my school has over 400 seniors and were not even the biggest in the district

[HassounRemix]

i would love to say he's got balls to do that, but i'm not yet sure if it's a he or a she?

[BladeAssault]

@HassounRemix She's a girl...that guy at the start clearly said "Miss Alaine Caudle"

[randyrkaraoke]

@HassounRemix Read the description. Alaine is a girl.

[computerjero]

@HassounRemix First few second of the video. 0:08 Miss Elaine Something

[IPukeOnNoobs]

When a white kid gets valedictorian, you know its a dumb school. 

[Zurassh]

Being a valedictorian of a class of 15 people DOES NOT make you a genius.

[gangstamind187]

@Zurassh neither of one with 800

[nobonesar]

30 graduating seniors... pretty small high school



[MrCpe9775]

this speech is a fail......the guy who gave our valedictorian speech was awesome. he called out all of the failures and people who wouldnt amount to shit and pre offered them all minimum wage jobs. it was epic

[AngusSlipknot]

Uhhhhh boy or girl... Can't tell

[slickrick11ification]

would have thought it was a boy if they didn't say something at the beginning

[milkyway531]

WHY is everyone SO MEAN??? EFF OFF

[nubcakehero]

this is really an insult to the rest of the people in his class

[gk3og]

He's going to 9th grade?

[gsupt]

Guy? Wait....girl? Oh it's Pat!

[HelloWalterSobchak]

This is the way a high school valedictorian speech should be.  I always thought it was strange when you have some 17, 18 year old giving a lesson in life to a group of fellow students and parents in their 40's 50's.

[AzNGuyFLO]

i still have 2 more weeks till my graduation :((

[daburg412]

is that a guy or a girl...

[porchdog1961]

This young woman is the class valedictorian and is on the Governor's Honor Roll.

I know that's not much of an achievement compared to sitting on youtube with your johnson in your hand talking shit about total strangers, but it's impressive to college recruiters and employers.

Maybe some of you haters will have the chance to sit in a company lunchroom and talk smack about her when she's running the place where you work.

[prtyfly4aaznguy9]

ok their graduating class is 29 people, his/her rap is terrible and the valedictorian is asexual

[watsupimp]

How long has there been valedictorians in the 6th grade?

[Bini9]

white people....

[lexoni1]

wtf is this, my high school has 3000 students