Dokken vs Chicken: Norton Antivirus Firewall - Don Dokken | Norton

[jedinightwing]

I clicked allow. Dokken (especially with George Lynch) could do whatever they want to that chicken and it wouldn't have a say reguardless

[tahirhayatkhan]

Norton is world best antivirus...........

[Cliffs0fDover]

just redownload the AVG 2011 30 day free trials over and over... works everytime for me haha.

[TheSuperman1221]

that's how I cook my chicken too.

[kiikiinick101]

DOKKEN!!! WOO! :DDDD

[theBIGreekgeek]

dokken are gonna be in my pc?I NEVER GONNA FUCKIN USE NORTON AGAIN!

[rikko338]

This almost makes me want to install shitty closed-source anti-virus software

[FoxShot01]

@rikko338 I'm not very knowledgeable, but having an open source antivirus sounds like a bad idea, doesn't that technically mean with that antivirus, people can tear it apart and see exactly where the vulnerabilities are with each new version and source release? And all of this is perfectly legal since it's open source. (Totally an assumption by the way, I warned about lack of knowledge.)

[rikko338]

@FoxShot01 Not so, i've had it for a couple of years now, and the only difference i've noticed is that the open-source software (AVG for the curious) doesn't pester you every five minutes for updates, it just gets on with it.

[MrBearRoars]

That's what I want to do to my hard drive sometimes.

[bigboss25262]

The guy wit da headband looks like Bruce Willis.

[PistolOfShame]

... what?!

[Theocide84]

wtf is this gay gesture near the end. Are they trying to fuck the chicken or what

[fishinwflies]

Do not make the mistake of getting Norton. And if you screw up and do, don't try and uninstall it with the Norton uninstaller alone, download the removal tool also or you will be locked off the internet by the firewall it leaves behind, and it is hell to fix.

[ScottACNohea]

I think we should she Dokken choke their Chicken

[flargmuffin92]

I'd personally rather have Dokken have its way with my chicken.....

[MaesterGhaleon]

I love the new Norton commercials here,but the only one who wins here is Sigmund Freud.

[ebangha]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAH­AHAHHA YES WIN!!!

[hatys4]

does anyone think chuck norris should be in these commercial

[INTPTT]

In the version I saw, the person picked Deny. Instead of spontaneously combusting, the chicken waved a Swiss army knife at Dokken until they backed off.

[nofallyaqoo]

@godofdark666

this AD its about you ^^

[Sonic911229]

47 people just burst into flames.

[SpecialKyo]

Dokken just pelvic thrusted that chicken into oblivion :(

[666version1]

have thier way with my chicken oh hell no

[AKExterminator]

haha last time they ate the chicken lol

[tserofoo]

I love these commercials.

[223DesignGroup]

way to go norton.. we almost ran out of retarded commercials

[bunbunjohn]

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?!

0:38 Oh my gosh.

[DeathRiderHDG]

i just heard about this on that metal show with don dokken and george lynch

[0Vempire0]

Dokken should open a fried chicken's restaurant.

[emmybello]

This campaign sux. NOT funny

[CalyxAsgard]

I was hoping to see both versions.

[insectgirl908]

Imagine if you did this, like rigged it, in a mall or somthing. So like theirs a chicken on a table, people are looking then u go around it and PELVIC THRUST! Flames, explosion, kicked out for life, possibly jail...too much fun.

[Ober839]

best shit ever

[RyanAthay]

power pelvic thrust unite

[Marcko98]

Pelvic thrust of fire...

[TheSKIDrow96]

dokken is  a legit band

[ArthodeN]

HADOUKEN !!!

[booga0223]

mix them together and it will make a nice Dicken!!

[numbsauce]

Chicken -1, Norton -0

[birdsmania]

Dokken RULES!Norton Sucks!

[MadSupra354]

@birdsmania If you don't have Norton, you don't know shit about it. OK? That's the basic laws of common sense. No wonder emo is a favourite genre of yours.

[skibbydibs]

KA-BOOOOOOOOOOM!

[AntiTPG]

I'd rather have Dokken than Norton.

[Whitedusk225]

@AntiTPG Who wouldn't?

Those guys kick ass.

[AntiTPG]

@Whitedusk225 Aaaaaand Norton doesn't. Exactly my point.

[mangagor]

FFFFFFUUUU-! just.. WIN! i have norton, but i don't think it will protect me from that XD DOKKEN WIN!

[steveyelle]

@mangagor It also won't protect you from viruses 

[norsef]

Dokken? More like Hadokken!

[thenekowithwings]

@Book5550, @ultrabassplayer Either Norton or McAffee. Almost anything's better than that, these days.

[versificators]

Who was high when they thought of this?

[GoldenWolfStudios]

Dokken...Can do... The pelvic thrust of total oblitteration!

[abumpinthenight2]

@Cuteblondie1972 If rockers age right, they end up looking like an ancient wizard from Lord of the Rings

[YokkoKurama]

For a moment there, Norton actually looked cool.



[beautifuljoe1313]

LMAO - I love it!

[pegasus52497]

Well, if Viruses are comparable to Dokken, I want viruses :3

[leewolfgang]

I feel so sinful loving this. It's too bad this commercial isn't for AVG or something.

[EatGanon]

i just got a trojan on my computer, and norton fixed the FUCK out of it.

NORTON ROCKS

[Trelane574]

"Chicken from dokken" - isn't that a line from the Swedish Chef?

[kernelddos]

You guys want Nortan Antivirus free,go here  ad this after youtube url /watch?v=_koBCeYIJtc

[SuperChaoTV]

omfg turn on google transcribe audio

[killyourself2862]

@SuperChaoTV tonight the danger with norton internet security 22 lol XD

[Renzeko]

@SuperChaoTV lol, it's getting better, but i still laughed (at transcribe audio that is)

[ThePrimetech]

so, umm... a computer *with* Norton is better than a computer *without* it? Thanks for the newsflash.

According to independent ratings, Mcafee<Norton<AVG<Avast. The last two are free.

[Akthalian]

@ThePrimetech

LOL by independent do you mean you in your basement? Because there has never been a review in the last year and half that would:

1. Put avast over anything, that stuff has been in the middle to bottom of the pack since '09.

2. The only version of AVG that is widely used (im talking in consumer environment) is the free version, which is scoring 6's and 7's out of 10 and is clunky/antiquated.

3. Mcafee products are not super bad anymore, although their memory use remains high.

[ThePrimetech]

@Akthalian by "independent" I mean av-comparatives' tests. Avast has more features than any other free AV system.

[Glorty1]

LOL WHY A CHICKENN? I MEAN REALLY LOL

[ew913]

This commercial would have made more sense with Alice Cooper...

[FreeStuffLawl]

I compiled a list of the best ones with download links =D Check it out

/watch?v=wTuVbGGpmXk

P.S. this video is so fking awsome lol

[jason24568]

?I watched this on GameTrailers because they played first as ads. What the fuck? The chicken as an hard disk? The fucking dumb-ass 80s band "Dokken"? But Dokken hates chicken? But chicken don't have feelings? YOUR CHOICE: a. ALLOW? B. DENY? If you choose "Deny", Dokken will destroy the chicken or if you choose "Allow" You need a Norton Internet Security?

(I HAVE 2 ANTI-VIRUS: AVG AND NORTON)

[Renzeko]

@jason24568 You're clearly retarded x_x

[Mackaber]

I still think the best antivirus is Avast!, free and it has one of the biggest virus database of all!

[Lucario75]

i clicked allow because that would be mean if i didnt share Dokken my chicken.

[NetMoverSitan]

This is more amusing than the "Explosive Pelvic Thrust" Allow version.

[YarTeh1337]

Norton must pay ALOT OF MONEY to Dokken if they agreed to do this

[ckcoligbo]

Dokken must have some serious powerplay going on there

[damodura]

I like the one where the chicken pulls out a switchblade better! But just because they used Dokken, THIS RULES!!!!!!!!!

[schonerengel79]

OH MY GOSH!!! THAT IS FANTASTIC!!

[b4nd1d0s1c3]

great comercial for a useless product

[randyrhoads82rip]

That chicken is screwed either way.

[xboxlive62]

Hey get the product key for norton 2010 at NORTONANTIVIRUSKEY [DOT] TK

[RHMETAL]

I think it would be pretty cool to have Dokken in your computer.

[DeathRiderDoom]

Dokken rules

[khaloo66]

i rather download dokken's 80's product in my chicken than buying norton.

[tybo09]

Better than McAfee... Of course, I have a computer that only has the Windows AV on it and it has fewer problems than my McAfee "protected" laptop...

[jason24568]

Other computers and laptops have a free 30 trial of McAfee anti-virus. Mine have a McAfee but I uninstalled it because I installed to AVG

[GoozaBF]

ok, i didnt expect the "flaming hump", lol

[CurrymanProductions]

I remember watching this on Gamespot and than I bought Norton Internet Security 2010. It's a piece of shit. Not every .exe program is a virus Norton.

[under0e]

Norton doesn't even do it's fucking job, that chicken will be fried either way

[Feriominpia]

@under0e agreed wholeheartedly

[c0deMunkey]

Well, Norton, your products are a complete joke but I must say this is a great commercial. I'll still never buy your ridiculous products however.

[nords]

lollllllllllllllllllllllllll my crying omg

[demonhunter1600]

ha ha funny dokken rocks

[ultrabassplayer]

you can tell the chicken was using norton seeing as it spontaneously combusted

[MentlSpaz]

Great fucking commercial, I lol'd hard.

Too bad Norton Antivirus isn't that great.

[rozMexicano13]

what horrible analogy using a raw chicken as a hd. waste of a chicken.

[sweetmelodies89]

Now this was funny! :)))

U gotta love Dokken, although they should've put a tune in this commerc, like Breaking The Chains for instance! ^^

[TransAmKP]

I think this commercial is funny... and GlamTillDeath I'm on your side...

[Sepers12]

Glam Sucks but funny ass commercial the only glam band i like is kiss well i thin there glam? i like nirvana and pearl jam and tom petty

[the8thvanguard]

oh yeah check out racer x oh wait you like wuss rock my bad muahahahaha

[Sepers12]

lol cool guy, wuss rock is the guys above in the video i was just posting my thoughts on the video and idiots like you have to get stuff started my comment is constructive at least lol

[the8thvanguard]

ahhh you got me hahaha ive been going around doing this and you're the only one that was rational about it usually i get responses like fuck you or your mom and stuff you totally debunked me atleast i know some people still have the ability to think lol

[Sepers12]

lol nice man thanks man thats a good experiment to try mabey ill do that some time to see responses!

[TheTdarks]

since you are a nobody, what does it matter if people don't measure up to you? youre a pretty pathetic cunt aren't you?

[TheTdarks]

tepes62, I'm not sure who you are nor do I really care, but you are making a real ass out of yourself. I mean, who are you? That's what happens when beer bellied 60 year old men had one to many and want to lash out at some poor young punk. I'm sorry, but you didn't invent music, you weren't some roadie and you sure as f*** weren't on stage playing in a band. so who the hell cares what others listen to.

[GlamTillDeath]

Btw, I dont consider myself as a glam fan etc. although I like some of the songs of that genre but I choose this nickname to mock the close-mindness and stupidness of (some) thrashers. those who are so miserable and their life so empty that they spend their whole time dissing other music on the internet. just get a life and stop whining

[tepes62]

its so funny to watch a posuer defend herself...lol.

hey..to each his own....

we agree somewhat on Dokken...

I think they were the most talented of all the glam bands...

but you should try to deal with all that self loathing...we live in a different time now..you don't have to be ashamed anymore..you dont have to stay in that closet...I dont like to see someone in such obvious pain and conflict with who they are.....

[tepes62]

you are 22 and from turkey...you are so automatically EXCLUDED from this conversation...you know nothing twat....lol

[GlamTillDeath]

...but isnt it better than being a 39 year old poser?:)

[GlamTillDeath]

You are the one being poser here, trying to look like a hardcore evil coooool thrash dude, although you cant even give a proper reply when I give the example of Destruction. Poser means trying to look like somebody else, not being yourself, so its pretty clear who's a poser.

[tepes62]

BTW...I am..who I am...no need to be anything more...or less...

and I was into an extremely underground music before there were "labels" on them...way before true "heavy metal" or anything remotlely heavy was played on radio...or MTV..or anything like that..was even popular...when kids like you were the norm...you are quite the non conformist by jumping on a bandwagon thats been dead for almost 20 years..quite the revolutionary you are...LMAO

[GlamTillDeath]

''way before true "heavy metal" or anything remotlely heavy was played on radio...''

heavy metal songs(by Iron Butterfly, Blue Cheer etc.) was played on radio even before you born. (late 60s)

Mtv also played many heavy metal bands inc. Maiden, Priest, Scorpions, Krokus etc. in the early 80s, so stop pretending as if you'r a thrash hero who discovered everything

[tepes62]

I would not put any of those bands (maybe Maiden) in "heavy metal" category-I dont have to pretend anything-I was apart of it since late 83-tape trading with european tools in early 84-playing in my first death thrash avante gande band in 84 when I was still 13-and while no-did not "discover" anything-I was part of very SMALL group of people who were shaping what was to be..unlike people like you were force fed music by corporate fools...and following like sheep...but again..your a kid

[tepes62]

BTW..before this totally turns into some ridiculous youtube dumbass debate (which it has already..sadly)

I think your a generic wannabe little twat who longs for music he was never around to see..and you have little regard for my opinions..so ..lets end this here...you are nothing to me....so...keep typing to yourself if you choose...I am going to go watch some Foamy...

[GlamTillDeath]

I listen to both young new bands and old bands. Yes, sometimes I think seeing a led zeppelin show in their prime'd be fantastic but this doesnt prevent me from enjoying the current gigs that I attend. you can only make your self-praising to those around who dont know anything about music; I wont buy it.

[GlamTillDeath]

You dont even know the definition of heavy metal. How can Judas Priest, Scorpions etc. not be heavy metal? Excuse me but your nobody and you didint shape/influence anyone. You hardly know what your talking about. And I really laughed about being 'force fed'. I dont even watch tv or listen to radio.

[GlamTillDeath]

oh i missed this part 'defend herself'.

Idiot thinks he is insulting someone by calling that person 'her'. Whats your mental age? 5 or something?

[tepes62]

LMAO..

you did not even LIVE thru the time of that horrible atrocity called "glam"...

so...you know nothing...at all..

I know its tough to fit in ..even at your age..

but comeon? revisiting a lame time period to try and draw your own identity because you don't "fit it" with kids your own age?? thats actually juvenile..lol

so..talk to me when you grow up..and grown a pair...and seriously...deal with those feelings you have....it will make you feel better....just saying cause I care.....

[GlamTillDeath]

There are still a lot of new glam bands and bigger bands like Kiss, Motley Crue headline festivals, its you who dont know anything at all. and I have a broad music taste from punk to blues, classic rock to some rap etc. so dont think that everyone has to be close-minded fools.. and you are 39. you should have left all those 'my band is better than yours and my dick is bigger too' talks past behind once you graduated from high school.

[RenardWarrior]

HAHAHAHAHA! Fucking hillarious!

[xxJulieFlugtxx]

I hate norton, but that commercial was hillarious!! xD

[dspikey]

love this

[Book5550]

You could tell that chicken was using Norton... Seeing as it spontaneously combusted...

[jorel658]

that chicken is fucked up literally no Joke

[Jvstin]

too bad Norton is a piece of crap.

[SBPStudio]

Ain't Dokken without LYNCH!

[MicksBrat]

God, would you people please get over it already? He isn't coming back!

[midnightblue555]

LOLOLOLOLOL XD

[TardNL]

GENIUS!

[ColdfireNL]

hahahahah XD; Imagine this chicken is your harddrive.

[CerberusRecon]

must be some sort of new STD.

[Zefhyros]

EPIC!

[dndfan54]

FUCKING AWESOME!

[loonmaniac]

Saute red peppuh's, celery and green onions in some pan, until tender, about 5 minutes. Waaay coo'. Add t'a mixin' bowl wid de rest uh de in'redients. Mix well. Chill fo' 2 hours o' as long as overnight. Man! Shape chicken mixture into patties. Saute in some skillet upside medium heat, about 6 -7 minutes. Serve on onion buns, wid mayonnaise, tomato and lettuce.

[yellowsunglasses69]

that is freaking EPIC.

[johnanth]

Al Lowe's CyberJoke3000 4 life!

[EvilChicobo]

Agreed! lol

[sirstrongbad]

MS really needs to hire this ad company.. their cutesy route is a bit too...... cutesy

[alstar999]

hahahahahaha that made my day, dokken is awesome!

[Heavyll]

LOL

[jubbaflubb2]

rofl!

[cnp925]

awsome i allowed it

[YTPnews1]

I'd allow dokken to have the chicken if they'll share some with george

[vegastigger6]

LOL...talk about "Into the Fire"...

[MicksBrat]

LMAO!

[tubeguinness]

Or get kaspersky and it won't ask you dumb ass questions like that in the first place.

[scottsway]

what happened to Barry???

[Dokkenholic]

he's touring and replacing Pete Way in UFO, now Sean Mc Nabb (ex Great White) plays (or kill chicken lol) with Dokken

[Judezki]

Rokken with Dokken! What a kickass band.

[AxelLinker]

If i'm using Linux i dont need norton to protect my chicken from dokken.....

[raildog52778]

Great commercial. Don is looking OOOLLLLDDDDDDDDD! Still love the guys though.

[tweedlebeetles]

Norton still sucks, but it has cool points for this alone.

[Dillybar64]

Holy Shit!

This is great.

Why are there not more commercials like this?

[Cinnemax77]

The Lynch Mob rules!

[McConsumer]

yum, pelvic fried chicken

[Witig]

Wow Ace you really need to check that politically correct bad attitude at the door. You took my chuckle and turned into a hate rally. But thanx for the age compliment kiddo. I was listening to metal before you were born more than likely.

[Witig]

When did Dokken become a Metal Band lol. They were one of the what was called Big Hair bands. Metal? LOL

[Acecool444]

Laughed my ass off. Dokken Rules! And when did Dokken become a metal band? Look up the term Heavy Metal, it was most likely coined before your time of clone girly bands thinking they have talent. George Lynch is a god on guitar, where as Don has a voice, which is more than I can say for today's depressing morbid death growls and lyrics. It's called talent young one, something that went out during the grunge era and replaced with drug induced crap & depressing Ignorance and lack of respect.

[GlamTillDeath]

Actually the term 'Hair Band' was created in late 90s, none was using that term in the 80s. In 80s bands such as Dokken were (rightly) called Heavy Metal, Hard Rock or just Metal.

[tepes62]

hate to steal your hairspray chief...but "hair band" was a term from the 80's....short for "hairspray".....as was poseur....(so dont let wiki kid you-its been around much longer..)

most of the thrashers called them either or...just trannies...LMAO...but I loved Dokken..not as much as Celtic Frost or Bathory...but ...Dokken was the best of the " glam" bands...

[GlamTillDeath]

I've literally hundreds of metal mags from the 80s and have also seen lots of shows from that period. None used the term 'hair metal' back then. That term was created and popularized by MTV to diss 80s metal bands and as a way of promoting new alternative bands of the 90s. Your favorite thrash bands also got big hair in the 80s. and btw dokken has never been a glam band, they were simply called melodic metal.

[GlamTillDeath]

and who cares what the 'thrash' idiots think. most of them are bad imitations of punk bands; but with crap lyrics and shitty political views.

[tepes62]

spoken like a true idiot....LOL...considering most of the "glam" bands changed their sound to get "slightly" heavier...and face it...no one wants to see these morons prancing about the stage in spandex wearing mascara at 50-LMAO..thank christ glam is gone..as much poseurs like you want it back...go try on some more of moms liptstick and eyeliner..will ya???lol

[GlamTillDeath]

those bands with eyeliners(Kiss, Motley Crue) headline festivals and playing to arenas. only in your dreams its gone. and its fucking ironic you have thrash idiots who wearing tight leather pants, have long hair and earrings, looking they have just come out of the 'Blue Oyster' bar telling how much 'gay' other bands are. not only you are an idiot, you are an homophobic travesty idiot

[tepes62]

BTW -what mags did you hang onto.."oh one who never put down the aquanet"???Hit Parader?? LMAO. "Rock Beat"..doubley LMAO...and I am not sure what thrash band you mean that had big hair...I am flipping thru the brain...none of the bay area bands did...NY..nope..european thrash, black, Death Metal (maybe celtic frost with that god awful "Cold Lake" ..but..they were forgiven..lol)...you are one of those meatballs me and my thrash friends just made fun of day in and day out...lol..

[GlamTillDeath]

What mags- Kerrang!, Metal Hammer, Raw etc..

Either you are brainless or you haven't seen many thrash bands; you can just watch a Destruction video from late 80s to see a thrash band with big hair and its only one of the many examples.

[Hateblade]

Should have clocked "deny" and had them still do it. Would have been more realistic that way.

[mctrlsys]

Funny! If Norton's was any good it would help, but then Dokken sucked too, so I guess it fits!

[MegaMagicBullet]

If you choose the yellow pill then;

(after (.)com)

watch?v=UNanKfY5T9A&feature=re­lated

This little chicken IS amazing!

[thekingace360]

so nortan can protect me from dokken? becus what if they come over hear and try to bern my house down?

[CocaineStyler]

Norton Anit-Virus is the biggest crap i ever had on my computer

please people dont support this company anymore