ArmA II AI vs Cow

[snipperbes]

Tax money at work

[andysim232]

its the Matrix cow!!! he just does not need to dodge bullets, just slow down time a bit.

[Mmafight25]

ONE BAD COW HAHA

[dsKcrew22]

the cow was tough

[SilverlandgmodTV]

the cow is just like *trollface*

[bronson16]

That was hilarious

[nstar247]

reminds me of how the british fought in the revolutanary war, even though these are US- if this were real they would've contacted base about the rules of engagement and then called in an airstrike while hiding lol

[crashnburner187]

Meanwhile, in Chernarus...

[mumbomum]

cease fire goddammit 

[Capt777harris]

Not funny.

[DiegoAlanTorres]

Me& Myself And Irene's Cow

[laurencec09]

And that's how they make the food from mcdonald's kids.

[DementedReno]

LOL Love it!

[Comeback64]

Pretty fake. If it were American military it would have taken a decade and the death of thousands to just be told that they supposedly brought that cow to justice.

[deadinferno10]

@Comeback64 fuck you

[EMPeace18]

@Comeback64 ......FUCK U!

[TheBriansDenn]

@Comeback64 ahahahahahaha!! comment was awesome! XD

[GodZxSAINTJT]

@Comeback64

HaHaha Shut the fuck up

[megafio]

@Comeback64 Ur just mad cuz your country is a shithole

[SaintsSpecOps]

@Comeback64

cool story bro

[theDILLMISTER]

FUCK YOOU COW!!!

XD

[yajo891]

Cow with flat jacket

[EasterGhost]

this game its so realistic hguise

[woldanchampion]

elite cow

[TheMrRightclick]

That was subtle.

[jugs554433]

that cow took a beating lmao

[addernoir01]

If you ignore the friendly fire bit and re-watch it imagining he's saying "Cease Fire" because he's had a change of heart and has suddenly realised the person giving the orders has gone nuts and it's pointlessly cruel to the cow - it's even more hilarious :o)

[FAPPERCRACKER]

cow can take alot of bullets! they need to start recruiting them in the army!

[snake6483]

CEASE FIRE GOD DAMN IT!!!!

[AlexSaysHi2013]

reminds me of story my brother told me. He was on drill for the marines, which they have every couple or weeks or so for reserve guys, and they were doing a patrol in the f'in forests of Tennessee, a fucking hog comes out of nowhere and charges, 4 marines let 120 5.56 rounds into this beast and it didn't fucking die, literally saw chunks coming off of it and it finally died after they were all about half way through their second mags...this shit actually happened, so video's rather accurate...

[TheHDCrafter]

@AlexSaysHi2013 Just shows how much of a useless round 5.56 is.

Should be ditched completely in favour of 7.62, or at least something with decent grain.

[AlexSaysHi2013]

@TheHDCrafter meh, 5.56 does it's job against people, but I get your point with 7.62, just a lot more power behind it. Kinda like how the US is FINALLY changing back over from the 9mm Beretta to a 45., or at least something comparable to it. I think they are still running the trials for it, but I think we'll go with the Sig, that's just me...

[AlexSaysHi2013]

@TheHDCrafter meh, 5.56 does it's job against people, but I get your point with 7.62, just a lot more power behind it. Kinda like how the US is FINALLY changing back over from the 9mm Beretta to a 45., or at least something comparable to it. I think they are still running the trials for it, but I think we'll go with the Sig, that's just me...

[COGgear1000]

@MrAviator96 u mad bro?

[WaitOnLife]

Poor fuckin cow



[TheShiteMaster]

Anyone playing this game should be lobotomized immediately.

[vvvaaannndddyyy]

They just need more guts to shoot the cow , when shooting the humans they don't hesistate :)

[TheZorseWhisperer]

when i try to get my team to do this it wont work they wont shoot any reason why?

[planetary109]

Wow, they were at point blank range and most of their rounds didn't even hit!

[pavlino400]

nooooooooooooooooo i like that cow

[deestilo]

@MrAviator96 move to baghdad you pig cunts

[MrWeatherman10]

:(

[joshuak47]

that'll do, cow

[hogge87]

Proof enough that 5,56mm is a too weak caliber?

[yoyoyoyoshua]

@hogge87 why do you think they're building the M468. it uses the 6.8 round, not as strong as the AK round but still more powerful and still accurate like the 5.56 round

[Latvietis96]

*all. FIRE!!!*

[superotherguy1]

How many mags did your squad waste on a cow xD

[Kylesesh]

@ZaiketsuKumori no I was adding the mags from the four soldiers... They fired 8 mags into a cow :D

[radicalhit]

Looks like they were trained by the stormtroopers brigade in the art of shooting.

[Kylesesh]

Wow the yanks are shit in this game as well as real life XD bout six mags of ammo to kill one cow

[ZaiketsuKumori]

@Kylesesh

Apparently 1+1=6 now?

Also >XD

Get back to Gaia and Cawadoody kiddie

[kingplutoxiao1]

Kids this happens when you dont eat more chicken. 

[Discreto4ever]

hahaha

[unman454]

LOL, they just shot at the cow randomly xD good vid..

[DiosNatur1]

this big graphics :D

[SuperSb129]

I like how it took most of them 2 clips to take the cow down from almost point blank range.

[goryan012]

It took me 5 mins to buffer this video. After that, I raged at my wireless router

[Comments2uself]

Them dam Alcowdas!!!

[kinghitmanlane]

Funny, I run this game on max settings with a 9800 gt 1 GB and a celeron 450 2.2 Ghz

[deestilo]

meanwhile in a checkpoint nearby:

Death to ArmA-rica ! Allah-MOO-akbar !

K A B O O M

(flying steak all over the place)

[TheZorseWhisperer]

@deestilo i have lol'd and cant get up

[CamelBallZee]

@deestilo Rofl, that was good.

[TheGloryfighter1000]

bahaha sieze fire 

[XvalmorianX]

H4X!!!

[gmiwoj]

that was one tough cow

[vernsi]

How did he get shot private?

We were trying to shoot a cow sir.

[GeneralJWA]

@vernsi haha made my day.

[ThatDirtyRenamon]

meanwhile in Russia

[ashthegreat]

I like the part where he said "ceasefire god damn it!". The "God damn it!" part to be precise.

[gmanunit123456789]

we all say, the cow had a weapon and he pulled first. it was justified

[SCARREDMIND]

lol friendly fire before killing the cow.

[ArmaExperienceStudio]

new arma movie

[zeljkothegreekserb]

I seriously thought that the cow was going to get in the car and drive over the soldiers...damn...

[FAPPERCRACKER]

wow its like super cow or something

[MrPyrotech96]

how do u control ur squad like that i cant seem to manage :(

[owenjeffreys1994]

its funny how they all wasted a mag and had to reload AI failures.

[gerwynmartin]

you lit that terrorist up

[MrMeineNamen]

eat more chicken

[XBOXNationTVHD]

Now i know where my money been going too.

[flaviomorenorj]

fucking waste of ammo to kill to get a miserable cow... rsrsrsrs

[bagelnagel14]

Tax money at work

[TheMohawkNinja]

@bagelnagel14 You deserve so many thumbs up for that.

[rtm1137]

@bagelnagel14

Its a videogame.

[yoyoyoyoshua]

@bagelnagel14 virtual tax money

[ntrudr800]

@bagelnagel14 rofl XD

[kamikaze790]

I guess they have trouble hitting a MOOving target. 

[Cyanesence]

ROOFFFLL

[kalokohandude]

the cow was like " woah! what the fuck are you guys doing?!" =))

[elgrandecaro]

i heard a frienly fire in there

[Wikkiter]

They always said they went for the "realistic" approach ;)

[killbielski]

what the fucking hell? xD

[sonicusr]

ROFL

[bobenbob123]

Love how they like empty out 2 clips each to do it.

[TheAlmightyMixedMan]

thats how ronald mc donald gets your Big Mac

[LARGECOWMAN1]

thats army for u

[Shadwuu]

Cease fire god damnit!

[MegaJim555]

ultimate retard AI

[hectiky]

Guess they got tired of MREs.

[602Rocko]

ITS COMING RIGHT FOR US!

[champayne17]

It's only when they were given the order to "Cease fire goddamit!" that they managed to win their long battle against the bovine enemy. They should try to use this in real wars to end them sooner.

[adster700]

The US Marine Corps.

OORAH.

[5thUbrNub]

It must have been a crucial mooment in the game. Operation: "More Cowbell." :)

[rocknroll980]

This reminds me of napoleon dynamite.

[stratagie1]

Lol cow just walks away slowly and one of the ai groaned like he had been hit by it lol

[Mag60t]

LOL

[dontlookatme011197]

Look out the cow got a mouth!

[arman1712]

HAHA the cow was trying to mount the gun ontop of the van

[mt2oo8]

CALL PETA!!

[YouPickItWePlayIt]

American soldiers disguised as stormtroopers.

[robi45356]

the cow have God mod.... hahahaha

[MrCommunismftw]

Thats American accuracy for ya! lol.

[batssss1]

the cow didnt die from bulets but how fail the silders were

[Minche4life]

cool

[cyberzone10]

l2shoot

[Yamdan7]

Cow ftw !

[monkeydude5]

i've never seen so many bullets not hit the target....

[Underdogpiano]

LOL three kings scene !!

[DatabaseGeek]

What are your system specifications? And what settings have you got set on that?

[Flankeerrr]

thats going to be some tough beef jerky or the dudes just cant aim

[silladonat2000]

are they stormtrooper?

[Pheonixnoob]

Lol

[swimm4liffee]

OMG GOD COW! Oops never mind.

[swimm4liffee]

OMG GOD COW!

[sofusmadsen]

i thought arma 2 was supposed to be realistic

[TheKiroshi]

This video is so unfair, it didn't show what the cow did before they shot him!

and what those soldiers did with the cow.....

[DylionezDaviedez]

HEY COW..... GOT MILK "shoots" HAHAH..... oh shit its not dieing! wtf who shot me?!

[anonymous12337]

their first clip must have had inaccurate ammunition!!...until they reloaded... RIP 6.7.10

[supermansamuel]

The American army is one of the greatest armies in the world, as is the royal marines of Britain and the Koreans but the highest rated comments made me laugh.

[Aceofthedaysdawn]

lol "FIRE!"

Ping* pang* WIZZ* ZOOP* *chiken* Ping!

Ceas-cease FIRE GOD DAMNIT! ping pang moo-asklfha

[supermansamuel]

@Aceofthedaysdawn Lolwut?

[steel54321]

if that cow had it gun it might have won

[MrThekillpoint]

Vegan said "Cease Fire Godamnit!"

[EnterpriseKnight]

Cow: OK OK I'LL MOVE JUST CHILL OUT BOY-dies

[EnterpriseKnight]

Cow: OK OK I'LL MOVE JUST CHILL OUT BOY-dies

[NoobSnoopy]

i know AI is bad but not that bad xP

[Vietboy1st]

i guess 556 doesn't do lot of damage to a 500 lbs cow..

[gusto1978]

bullet proof COW ,...... holy shit..... ohH wait i was wrong lol

[Jimmithesith]

In Soviet Russia, the cow shall own the soldiers...

[SwitcherTrain]

I guess some poor guys going to find his cow dead with a bunch of clips near by. Also what are u doing shooting a cow when u should be fighting

[4isemo]

tha cow took alot before dieing

[Chekkogrnteam]

CEASE FIRE GODDAMMIT.

[ziggamon]

well this story is gonna be on CNN :/...

[cessna102nd]

haha.. reminded me of the movie me myself and irene.. when jim carey just cant seem to kill the cow.

[Drew927]

OMFG horrbile shot. check out my cow vid

[MrQueenie]

HOLY COW!

[wojak100]

In  ArmA 2, Cow kills you.

[Soviet20]

That cow ate lead!

[googy666]

Cow shoulda held a gatling gun and mooed down them :D did u notice what i said

[DreadAces]

@googy666 im sorry what?

[acezaith]

Cow should've gone secret cowlevel mode :P

[yamahonkawazuki]

@googy666 no sorry lol

[stewie3114]

yea that just sucked i wouldve laughed my ass off if the cow walked away better yet if the cow jus catapulted every1

[nirsi19]

that cow is like: "Guys, WTF!"

[blrbgbari]

chuck norris cow version ;D

[euphoritch]

aint that some mad cow???......after 200 rounds random still walkin!!

[EmperorOfMars]

Must of been storm troopers

[detdadet97]

@EmperorOfMars BLAST EM

[smithpwn]

i think they missed and someone found a lucky shot

[ScienceGaveMeAHadron]

1) Obvious low skill is obvious. If you set the AI's precision very low it can have a huge effect on accuracy and they won't hit a house from 2 paces, if you set it to a reasonable amount they are pretty accurate up to 300 yards

2) It's the USMC not the US Army

[DBjorgo]

ground beef

[masterkiox]

Fucking hacker

[PROz8998]

noooooooooooooo not mr cow

[Tyewilleatyoualive]

NO!!! Poor cow!

[cpunge001]

and thats how they made "halal meat"

[VladBlok28]

someone's having beef for dinner

[DrunkTr33]

Wow now lets see how they hold up against a human with a gun.

[NaziKitty]

When asked by their commander why they missed so much, they simply said "We were suppressing it"

[NinjaGirl2646]

the cow's mom killed that squad the next day

[THEiiM40A3ii]

wrf is this for an gaygame

[Rolfwar]

What? the cow doesn't die!

[Desicionoflife]

Epic aiming, i must say.

[ATEAMZZZZ90786987645]

tyical US armed forces, never get tired of wasting ammo

[ianwilky12345]

@ATEAMZZZZ90786987645  haha fuck you fagget!

[ATEAMZZZZ90786987645]

@ianwilky12345 u stupid retard it was a joke

[zowlyfon]

Heard of Balls of Steel? Now look at Cow of Steel

[MrDeeJayXxX]

What is your grafic card and do you play it on a lap-top???

[CoolParkourName]

tough cow...

[EuroUniTV]

Cow WIN

[GrandyRopless1]

So... people to send to kill soldiers :P

[Crallux]

Was 4 the cow? :P

[Marcraft22]

That soldiers spent too much months out of America, they only wanted a hamburger :)