Nostalgia Critic - Warriors of Virtue

[osamabradleybin]

meh shit happens

[SicMetalMaggot4life]

It was a life!

[billa107]

I don't know why, but this review was kind of a boring review.

[jebbyjones]

WAAAAAAAA THE KITCHEN IS ON FIRE!!!!!!!!

[UltimaSaviorDragon]

My brother would love that cooking scene.

[doomdood183]

And there's a reference to the Mighty Monarch?!

[doomdood183]

2:12 is it necessary? Of course it is, haven't you ever cooked Chinese food before?

[jerrek500]

the monarch is not pleased! i got the joke :P thumbs up if you did

[djj250]

oh now hes in ferngully AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[spiderjerusalem100]

The Chinese cook is from Big Trouble In Little China, he's a badass in that movie.

This movie........umm......

[JockenN]

If they ever make a Final Fantasy 6 movie, I know who's playing Kefka. This guy is hilarious!

[Msasianchic]

I don't remember watching this movie or ever heard of it, but for some reason I have the action figures of those kangaroo ninjas.....pretty odd.

[tocofool]

wow how rude the people workcked hard on dis vde and he talks sht aobut it wowo thumbs up my omment if your mad at him too.

[Strayspiderstrut]

@tocofool He's a critique. It's what critiques do. You should check Rotten Tomatoes and Metacritic. They're much, much, worst than Nostalgia Critic.

[heatstroke2008]

@tocofool I'll thumbs up if you can you use proper spelling and grammar.

[Strayspiderstrut]

That Chinese chef scene is racist.

[RandomShinigami7]

@Strayspiderstrut How?

[Strayspiderstrut]

@RandomShinigami7 That scene implies that all Chinese people knows martial arts even if they are not fighting. Sounds very stereotype to me, but that's just me.

[DarkNinja24k]

The villain looks like tommy wiseau and lord denothor combined and put on drugs.

[JackNapierVlog]

There's a sequel.... May God help us all

[Jaberwocky3x5]

@JackNapierVlog nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooo!

[Ethenumber]

Dow the Chienesse ting? no-no-no-no the Warhammer 40K Tou.

[dubitataugustinus]

OMFG VENGABOYZZZ!!! ToT memories from the 90s... *sigh*

[weguess]

Inspiration for Ghirahim?

[ACETYGRA]

The villan looks like a drunk winona ryder

[siralucard19]

Wow, Komodo, the talented little brother of Tommy Wiseau and big brother of Carl from The Cell

[artistwithouttalent]

3:30 How real! I know I would cheer if some jock spat on my feet, told me my idea was stupid, and then stole that idea to win the game...

4:10 and THEN he's so awestruck that he can't see that he's obviously being set up

5:18 ... but then I took an arrow to the knee

5:24 Thank YOU

6:51 I was thinking more Neverending Story IV or Two Towers

9:20 and I'm Pat effin' Morita, ya nutsack

12:56 A Character from planet of the apes chanting?

17:54 Thanks for sharing...

17:50 I KNOW this is hammy

[artistwithouttalent]

@artistwithouttalent 20:45 So they literally gave Captain Planet wood?

[artistwithouttalent]

Actually, I thought the dialogueless comic he was reading looked pretty good, if a little stylized

[siralucard19]

7:00 Charles Xavier: (TT ロ TT)

[siralucard19]

3:15 DOUCHE!

4:02 Double Douche!!

5:59 ಠ_ಠ Triple Douche!!!

[siralucard19]

4:47 Well Steven Segal played as a cook in Under Siege...and he kicked butt too.

[TrueGamer181]

lol They were cooking like a boss at the beginning.

[ChemicalDespair]

I thought the main badguy was played by Gerard Way from MCR when i first saw this

[lostmybrains]

@ChemicalDespair Hahaha. Thanks. I thought I was the only one who thought that.

[SonRyu]

Venture brothers reference FTW!

[Kousaburo]

We have Warriors of Virtue toys in the shop I work in. 15 YEARS after the movie was released!

[nintendoseagaill]

'Warriors come out and play'. is a line form the movie The worriors

[ichigoisfatal19]

Kyo Kara Moah, thats all I got to say. Though the main character gets flushed down a tolit instead of fall to his death.

[onlynicc16]

Haha i saw warriors of virtue action figures for like 2 quid the other week, they had the main badguy and the big ox dude...

[jeevesthepunk]

@onlynicc16 I got one of those as a secret santa gift from a friend of mine. I recall one character is called Willy Beest. That made me chuckle...

[mahboi1889]

Oops. I meant 5:05.

[logalogalog]

Da Bears!

[chosentonessournotes]

Good God, could they have made those creatures any fucking uglier? They're literally the ugliest fucking things I've ever seen. I have a hard time looking at them...

[Dallasmp01]

This movie is one of my top 20 favorite childhood movies so screw you dude

[chosentonessournotes]

@Dallasmp01 You're aware that the person who posted this video isn't the Nostalgia Critic, right?

[AlinktoPersona]

IT WAS A LIFE!

[godzilla964]

It's still not as boring as "The Last Airbender". At least this movie has a funny villain.

[omgitzruffles]

17:47

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!­!!!!!

[Padme234]

chef ramsey joke....amazing...well done critic...well done....

[Ultracity6060]

8:46 Dumbledalf-Wan Miyagi

[bradwolf07]

"It was a life!"...yeah well...I WAS FROZEN TODAY!

[ZeroDoujinInfinite]

the movie isn't so much boring as it is that there was no "hook" for interest. like he said they just go in an out of sences not really explaining anything, this would've been a really good concept if they focused more onthe virtue warriors then the kid

[CaptainCapsize]

Did the chef say "no morphing?"

[LesMis931]

TAO GODDAMN IT!!!

[RichterTheEternal]

This movie sure borrowing a lot from the Batman/Joker mythos of having orderly, calm heroes go up against a insane, chaotic villain. Seriously, when I first saw this film back when it came out that's all I could think of when I saw these characters.

[ZOMBEHSRKEWL]

I honestly didn't think it was that bad....

Then again I was like 11 when I saw it so I just thought the movie was cool for having some kung fu in it XD

[CristianApostol]

The critic should review Warriors of Virtue 2: The Return to Tao

[Tassadarky]

@CristianApostol ...THERE'S A SEQUAL!?!?

[CristianApostol]

@Tassadarky eeyup

[MultiMaige]

I love the NC for continually pointing out the correct pronunciation for Tao. <3

[imdb88]

There should be an overacting contest between Komodo and Profion from Dungeons and Dragons. Who do you think would win?

[melainakiss]

@imdb88 Hmm... Komodo. :)

[razorlikeblue]

I actually did watch Kangaroo Jack and Enter the Dragon at the same time while going ('o' = 'o') LULULULULULULULU!!! And the result was mind blowing.

[Baktor]

I wanna watch Mr. T, Hulk Hogan and Bruce Campbell filing their taxes...

[lovemusic1007]

want to see people in mcdonalds kung fu the food

[serpico89]

every movie needs ah

AHP!...DANCE TIME!!

[serpico89]

yoda's bathroom lmao

[isaacman122]

@17:04 kamodo looks like hes dressed in a bad scorpian costume discluding the mask.

[thebestwingsfan]

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRR­RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRING!!!

Perfectly describes today's entertainment.

[Ricorolu]

ASDFHGQWOIH:IHSDLVBIFUGBWEPIUF­GWEIUGF.

WRIRS.

CUM OUT. ND. PLAI.

LOL.

"lol" indeed.

[prime3967]

the movie is so boring i stoped watching the review

[powerglove100]

A show were Mr T,Bruice cambal and Hulk hogan fileing there taxes would be fun to watch

[Kyperz412]

i don't know whos acting is more over the top john travolta in battlefield earth or this guy

[cartmann94]

So this is what Tommy Wiseau did before making the Room. WARRIORS: COME OUT AND PLLLEEEEEEEIIIIIIIIIII !!!

[JDBW]

Sorry..but this Kamodo is making me think of Voldemort

[ZXD7250]

"Shit happens." Is there a kids film that uses the F bomb?

[menslady125]

@ZXD7250:

OH, YUCK! I hope not!

[JonatanGronoset]

Inspiration for FF Tactics Advamce anyone?

[film017forever]

Around 13 minutes in or so, BIG LIPPED ALLIGATOR MOMENT!

[UltimegaSeven]

17:54 - 18:03

Hahahaha! The kids face is fuckin' priceless!!

[UltimegaSeven]

STOP! DANCE TIME!!!

[theladywaterlily]

I was just watching the Tank Girl review. o_O

[wd1250]

@theladywaterlily me too i just finished it and when to this

[bionicdragon5]

OH NO HE'S IN FERNGULLY!!! AAAAAAAAH!!!

[Actors317]

What's up with the audio in this review?

[ASSBANG6969]

The Villian was in Brave Heart....

[DirectoRap]

This crapfest had a $35 million budget?!?! Youre tellin me this boring piece of shit took 35 million bucks to make?!?!?! What, did they blow all the money on antidepressants to get ideas for the script??? Cuz IAH, Id believe that.

[Dracoblackstripe91]

Tao is actually a philoshophy and a relegion based on the many paths of life.

[TheNumnutRandomness]

Some people get to another world by falling, going through closets, or walking into fog. Nope not me; I got sucked into a new world by sewer, go figure.

[colalicious1]

19:35 The warriors line, villian reminds me a bit of Luther too

[colalicious1]

This is one of my favorite movies ever! Screw you nostalgia critic, warriors of virtue kicks ass!

[namidaame]

haha, the Dance Party was the best XD

[nanalinda4]

does the nostalgia critics audio seem distorted to anyone else ? i mean the movie sounds fine , linkara sounds fine but the NC's kinda sounds distorted , you know like when you get water stuck in your ear and everything sounds off and bubbly ?

[scottski02]

What does that blond chick see in this guy? Well...besides the fact that he can make her laugh.

[windwaker0rules]

actuallly the movie sounds like tank girl

[ShadowGunner82]

I have to admit the chick is really hot.

[LukeMM95]

That villian makes me want to watch this film. I was in tears everytime he came on screen XD

[RockBandAnd24Fan]

Does anyone else think of Christian Bales Batman when they hear that Kangaroo leader? One of NCs funniest reviews.

[menslady125]

I did not kill her! It's not true! It's bullshit! I did not kill her! I did NAAT!

O, hai Ryan.

[ItsMyPenName]

@menslady125 oh hai top comment

[menslady125]

@ItsMyPenName:

Oh, hai ItsMyPenName.

[zabafraba]

@menslady125 Anyway, how's your sex life?

[Myportie]

Always listen to Ackbar =)

[FagsLoveCountrymusic]

Holy Shit. It's the guy from big trouble in little china

[RichterTheEternal]

Quite a resume on IMDB of Angus Macfadyen (playing the odd job ruler in this movie) Still working today, despite his weird over-the-top performance in this movie. Ya think after this flick it would have been a career killer.

[898792]

hey, its wang fro big trouble little china!

[mahboi1889]

6:05 WAAH!! THE KITCHEN IS ON FIRE!!! STOP TELLING THE KID THAT STUPID STORY AND HELP US! OOH-HOO!

[Bookfreak07]

@mahboi1889 I was watching this in my University's computer lab. So with my headphones in I was in my own little world and when I heard that line "WAAH THE KITCHEN IS ON FIRE! STOP TELLING THAT KID THE STUPID STORY AND HELP US!" I laughed really loud and got really weird looks from people.

[FruggleFarkle123]

@mahboi1889 It's 5:05, not 6:05. Quickly, change it before anyone else notices! That's probably the funniest joke in the review!

[VengadorDorado91]

Imagine a movie with this villain and Jeremy Irons,that would be a riot!

[menslady125]

Somebody put Komodo in the All-Quacking Choir!

[geargrinder87]

So that's where Richard Dean Anderson put the Stargate!

[AvatarYoda]

 Whoa, it's Samson from Carnivale!

[MultiUSERX]

i actually understood the chinese man

[PKMN37]

Geez, this movie is almost as boring as True Grit

[FlyingFocs]

Y'know it's a shame that no one in this movie can pronounce the word "Tao" despite the FREAKING DIRECTOR BEING ASIAN-AMERICAN!

[FatManRuss1]

This movie was directed by the guy who did Freddy vs Jason

[KG7777]

Now how did I know Linkara would show up (or at least be mentioned) when they showed the comic book?

[lucashof1]

The villain is the best actor of the movie and that explains everthing. It's a miracle this movie has been made really.

[videogamehunter820]

Does anyone else think that Komono (Angus McFayden) looks like an older version of that wussy from Airborne?

[itsaspaniel224]

@TheDashingHero

I agree! They're total tumasses!

[TheMarylandDude]

I remember watching this when I was a kid and liking it. Seeing it now, it IS a rip-off of Ninja Turtles, and does look like it will put you to sleep by watching it.

[SinnFein4ever]

18:33-18:45

Ironically, this movie was created to be (and marketed as) as a "Christian" movie.

You know...one of those movies made as a family alternative to all of the "vulgar" mainstream movies.

;)

[FlyingFocs]

@SinnFein4ever Really? 'Cause I'm a Christian, and I don't see it. At all.

[SunflashTehMace]

@FlyingFocs Neither do I. If they tried, then it's a poor man's Chronicles of Narnia :/

[Robi2009]

@AppleBearVG I watched it like the NC at 20:23

[TheDashingHero]

Everyone who worked on this movie is a tumass.

[666warpspider]

The Tau empire! Quick send in the space marines or Imperial guard, we can't let those kangafreakaroos join the Tau empire.

[12yellowcab]

2:24 CHEF RAMSEY

[supermariofan03]

"oh no he's in ferngully" come on it's not THAT bad it's no masterpiece but it's kinda good btw it's hard to make fun of a movie that has a positive reception

[NelsonStJames]

Actually Johnny Depp was still trying to act in 1997. He didn't start phoning in performances til around 2005.

[NelsonStJames]

This is what Hollywood does to talent. Ronny Yu directed the Bride With White Hair, which while not the greatest film in the world is fun, and some scenes are honestly beautiful. He hasn't done anything nearly as good since coming to the U.S. (Something that can be said of the majority of Asian directors and actors.

[CaptainAshSpearow]

The director, Ronny Yu, went on to make Freddy Vs. Jason. Certainly a far cry from this.

[Liztheballoonvixen1]

@CaptainAshSpearow Freddy Vs. Jason sucked. I'd almost prefer to watch this than sit down to watch that crap again.

[SammEater]

Komono is awesome he sure makes the movie kinda good. :P

[RupertMass]

Komono is one of the missing Looney Toons... HOLY SHIT, HE WAS JUDGE DOOM IN ROGER RABBIT!!!

[seanpatrickcain2]

@RupertMass You forgot about Evil Ed :P

[I0LOVE0AMY0ROSE]

It could be worst.

This could be Junior

[BelatedCommiseration]

'The other ron perelmans decide to help him out'...so true...I think they shouldjust take commono's scenes out and premier him in his own weekly cartoon show.

[hollowcryman]

19:33 argentinos, diganmé si no es igual que Alfredo Casero!

[zeogeox]

Dr claw so that's what he looks like!

[ThunderKevin1009]

What no morphing, WHAT NO MORPHING!!!! really what kind of world do they live in where the only threats are guns, lasers, and of course no morphing.

[RikiOhRed]

@ThunderKevin1009 No Guns and no lasers also, right?

[TheMrPappi]

10:38 song name anybody?

[CyberMine1996]

@TheMrPappi the songs called we like to party

[TheHorrorKing1]

[looks around] Since nobody brought this up, I might as well do it myself.

Angus McFayden is Jeff from Saw III.

[DonCheadleIsGod]

@Schachmills the Thao in Gran Torino is completely unrelated to the Tao in this movie. The Tao in this movie is a chinese word. The character Thao in gran torino is not chinese.

[billruller]

tbh, this is the only Nostalgia Critic review that is hard for me to keep watching. It's not bad, but it kinda puts me to sleep. The movie is so boring, it make the review feel boring.

[cartmann94]

wow, kangaroos? I remember watching the trailer on TV and I could tell even there this was a shitty movie. and yes, they did a sequel, called Warriors of Virtue 2: The Return to Tao lol

[shadeslay406]

Am I the only one who noticed that the chick's cleavage got bigger as the movie progressed? I mean, that's unusual for me to notice something like that. Why the heck did the Nostalgia Critic ignore that? It's like her progression into evil or something.

[doom7ish]

SHIT HAPPENS WHY THE FUCK IS IN A KIDS MOVIE.

[godzilla964]

It's Johnny Depp and Tommy Wiseau all in one.

[supermariofan03]

how boring would it be if either William Holden, William Hurt, or Kevin Costner directed it?

[Lightspeeds]

NO MORPHING! BLASPHEMY!

[HeadOfColinMochrie]

Did everyone just miss the Venture Bros. reference?

[doom7ish]

IT'S A TRAP YES THAT'S CORRECT IT IS A TRAP.

[Boninja88]

Warriors of Virtue shares my view on abortion. "IT WAS A LIFE".

[Cutmon42X]

Nostalgia Critic should review the sequel >=)

[satinsguard]

@Cutmon42X There's a sequel?

[Cutmon42X]

@satinsguard I think so, people say there's a "Warriors of Virtue Part 2."

[NeoConnor1]

There is. I read about it on IMDB. Apparently,it has nothing to do with the first,and the roos are human.

[Magitek1112]

@Cutmon42X It's past his cut-off date of 2000, though, so he won't, most likely..

[IrishFan1989]

@Magitek1112 his cutoff date is now 2002. I'm hoping he will do Home Alone 4 next Christmas (came out in 2002)

[serpico89]

@IrishFan1989 ....are you fucking kidding me?? ...they actually made a home alone 4???.......i have lost faith in humanity.

[IrishFan1989]

@serpico89 They did, and it is really, really bad.

[serpico89]

@IrishFan1989 didn't they learn from home alone 3?? u____u

[Pooky1991]

@serpico89 Good lord is it horribleXD Came on Fox, I think once or twiceXD

[serpico89]

@Pooky1991 i actually remember some morons in eighth grade saying they liked the 3rd one.....disgusting.....BLEAAAA­AEECHH!!! >@@

[GameStation3]

If this movie was a Chinese co-production, how did they get away with mispronouncing a word describing one of China's main religions?