Heir Filter

[happy5461]

@onyx78787 I'm sorry KarKat but I can't do that...I love u to much! ^^

[ChocoMintable]

LMAO XDXDD

[behappiful]

My shit is no where to be found.

[jennah101]

eeeww grooooooss!!! xDDD

[ambereyed1]

BUCKET

[Hellojellopie]

... *shiver*

[meganob1]

Honk

[animemangatou]

octo: let's see how the fangirls feel about the john+karkat pairing now MUWHAHA

[PookiStrider]

Happy... Valentine's Day...

[mikumikurawr1]

o-o.....

[SnakeByte117]

I was eating lunch when I saw this video. THANKS

[PurpleCowsMakeGJ]

I've wondered about this...xD

[MusicaGirl101]

Gross pap.

[TheAnimeXIII]

witty titile



[GaarasxSandxCookie]

0:26 

[statusisaway]

Featured video: Marble Hornets

Fair enough.

[beruchansgirl9696]

eHarmony in a nutshell.

[VampireDog12]

Karkat:Have another mental breakdown.

[SuperDomoBear]

HoNk :o)

[happy5461]

D: .....KarKat....you don't touch my damn KarKat!!! D:- *pushes John away* fcking Little gross thing. go take a shower e.e *cuddles KarKat*

[onyx78787]

@happy5461 G-GET OFF OF ME FUCKASS!

[StripedNinjaMonkey]

Umm this is scary.............. I'm sleeping with the lights on tonight!

[Murdocissoawesome]

Iiii don't undestand why there's a baby harp seal in the suggestions...but I'm watching it.

[emootaku7363]

I feel like i need a bath watching this & Karkat is more then welcome to join me hehehe *eyebrow wiggle*

[XxSoraMifunexX]

G-GET...YOUR FUCKING HANDS...OFF OF ME...

NOW...

[random5X]

dammit I LOVE YOU FOR THESE FAWKING VIDEOS D:<<

[Therealjoe2010]

Damn John! You scary!

[Wolfpetal]

O.O

Poor Karkat......

[WizardsAndHarlequins]

I don't think the whole story so far happened in a single day, I think the events of Act 5 happened in a day. XD

[MISTtumbles]

Three years.

No showers.

Dead corpses.

[bleachrebornfan13]

Three. Years.

[eevee4155]

at the time.. they'd only been playing for a day XDDDDDD

[BlueCheezu]

@eevee4155

I think this video is after that space boat ride that Jade said will take three years c:.

[Featherpool2]

I will never think of john the same way agaaaain. ono

[hoogomoogo]

Years.

[Coollinnea00]

*pap*

I lost my shit.

[KJEmeraldScar]

AND THAT IS HOW THEY FOUND OUT KARKATS BLOOD COLOR

[R0xasTeh0taku]

@KJEmeraldScar

Lol

YUS.

[l1lxbunny]

THREE YEARS,...........

[Enoyatta]

@l1lxbunny Hussie better be trolling. Or else

[IdkWtfLolLmao]

h3h3h3....Poor Karkat...

[cattyGodstrid]

Haven't I mentioned, I haven't bathed since Homestuck started?

[picklesxrxkewl]

Even if he hasn't bathed in months, I'd still hit that with the force of an angry god

[CupKakeButt15]

hahahaha XDD the hell? lol

[Sorreltail768]

@PurpleKirby54 the worse joke i every,every heard

[rikuxsora2]

...mommy.

[crpoirrier]

... and this is why john doesnt have a girlfriend

[Coollinnea00]

*pew*

AAAAnd there i lost my shit.

[cuttlefishCutlery]

...Eew. D:

[Bucklover4]

Wait! I thought that the trolls didnt really like things that are clean. According to Vriska

[ArianaTheGeek]

@Bucklover4 That's because John had a bucket out, and Vriska was too squeamish to explain what trolls use buckets for and why him having one out might be offensive...

[NekiiFTW]

That's the day Karkat became Germophobic! C=

[Daywalker727]

SOMEONE. GET THE FUCKING SOAP AND BATH BRUSH.

[PenguinsLikeMuffins]

CASEY!!! THERE U ARE!!!!

[XElliotXRaverXRiderX]

XD

[xAkuma8]

@NyankochiMiaou Awwww Yeeeeeeah

[TheWarnerSister]

I find it unbelievable that the whole story so far happened over a single day. It must be longer than that.... :/

[Kagomethefox]

@TheWarnerSister Actually, if I remember correctly I thought it mentioned in some parts that they have beem at this for at least a year?

[TheWarnerSister]

@Kagomethefox Really? When?

[Kagomethefox]

@TheWarnerSister I can't remember, it was somewhere are they talk to the trolls and the trolls were introduced

[thelonelyseadweller]

RUN KARKAT. RUUUUUUN. NOTHING GOOD WWILL COME OF YOU STAYING NEAR HIM.

[AyanicaChan]

KARKAT

ABSCOND

[ImJTHM]

Do the stinky thing.

[JudeBarrett]

Nope, I'm pretty sure Karkat is still attracted to him.



[knux12346]

Windy Thing=More Powerful the less you Bath

[pollochido1]

press 5: autor note :3

[AkatsukiCerberus]

If John gets like that after, what... A day? xDDDDDDDDDDDD

[xAkuma8]

And yet.... I'm still a John fangirl....

[NyankochiMiaou]

@xAkuma8 You're So Hardcore! Respect!

[kimeko123]

Eww I was eating

[PrettyDarkMaiden]

AAAAAAAAAAAASCOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOO XDDDD!!!

[ThePaslos]

XD JOHN poked his face lols

[Rass2Berry]

i jumped when the squeak came up XD

[Ewecanian]

This never gets old.

[AceForever4265]

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD­DD

[billcosbyrulezzz9988]

Ew, Egbert. Just...... Ew.....

[jacksNpwns]

Ok..........(kill me)

[dementis93]

Oh my god the end made it worth it

[JyskyRakas]

'Heir of Breath', indeed

[beruchansgirl9696]

@JyskyRakas

Wait a minute...

Heir of Breath...

AIR of Breath...

Guys,

I think I might be Jesus.

[MrSeriouslynotfunny]

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAOAOOOOOOOOOAA­AAAAAAAAAOOOOOH

[Geekygirl456]

I guess the ' Breath ' part in John's title must not smell very good.

[BlockisticStudios]

karkat is the one getting papped. WHAT IS THIS BLASPHEMY?

[LeeStudios815]

0:23

John is gamzee in disguise

[HREsama]

FUCKING AUTOCORRECT THROW*

[HREsama]

I'm going to trowel up

[RandomKPluver]

wait

does that say

pap

[DManCrooks]

That face when John says, "Did I mention I haven't bathed at all since then?".

Creeped the hell outta me....But it was funny.

[PurpleKirby54]

smells like john could use some shampoo and...

*sunglasses?*

Heir conditioner.

*melon'd.*

[Kairukurumi]

@PurpleKirby54 YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

[Mwolf0Epsilon]

XDDDd poor Karkat

[Stormstopper]

WHAT JUST HAPPENED

[yuoaman]

Wait.

Pap.

Conspiracies.

[superpacmanz101]

XDDDD CAN'T STOP LAUGHING

[shrivak]

JuSt FlOw WiTh It MoThErFuCkEr.

ItS aLl GoOd MaN.

[rainbowIchigo]

CHOKING ON MY CLUB SANDWICH

JESUS CHRIST LMFAO

[1StrangeDisease]

BAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHA

[nightmaren00]

>havent bathed

>teeth are dirty

...What?

[ShichiShirokurai]

XDDDD

[NekoDawn]

Pap

[aton667]

Wait I thought it was still his Birthday :| What, did that come from him inheriting his dad's Mangrit or something?

[superdeath900]

Karkats gunna slap a bitch.

[fireflycat99]

FFFFUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!! T_T

[walker29100]

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

[lkunina]

I cannot stop laughing. whyyyy

[VaativonRagnas]

it was the squeak that got me finally

[shadowmario1000]

This is perfect in every way.

[spiritkitten314]

noooo john lost his sexyness

[Excallyburr]

@spiritkitten314 How old are you? Because John, and ALL of the Homestuck kids, are 13. With that said, all of the trolls are 6 solar sweeps;

[mmmmmwaffles]

@Excallyburr i think they're 13 as well 'cause when they first introduced karkat they said it was the equivalent of 13 years in earths time. .-.

[Excallyburr]

@mmmmmwaffles P.S. 6 solar sweeps = 13 years.

[MixmasterWright]

May I present to you Super Aids it spreads through the air and gives you 18 cases of unknown cancer

[Rionxe]

BEST 7 HOURS OF MY LIFE

[dovegirl123]

OMG i have never been so scared in my life lmao

[SuperNateclark]

OH Unbathed John, You so crazy.

[KittennPajamas]

i know i've already commented on this, but...

is it bad i think john looks like a psychotic rabbit here?

[angiebonezee]

@KittennPajamas

n0.

[angiebonezee]

@KittennPajamas

n0.

[PineappleFeet379]

oh my gog. John that is...sick. XDD

[katiethelamb]

Your John voice sounds just like your Tavros voice.

[winxgirlalways]

The sad part is that this is true of everyone in the game. They have no time to bathe or even use shower in a can.

[KittennPajamas]

THIS IS HILARIOUS

but gross at the same time

OH JOHN.

[BubblesxZORE]

I'm trying to..type..through tears of laughter.. > w< this is soooo funny~

*Dies of laughter*

[superradiobomb]

he sure got dirty over a single day

[Bananapelt]

Uh.

What.

[YoushiTails]

bursting out with laughterrrr

[Rainfaceify]

oh my gog, you make the best homestuck videos ever!

[SuperHappyFunTime009]

NIGHTMARES GO AWAY!

[squeedillyspooge]

watched this being made on octo's livestream- almost died of laughter.

[ScarceTheHedgehog]

brb laughing forever.

[oclictis1]

Don't do the windy thing don't do the windy thing

[cooljapangurl]

xDDDDD!!!! I laughed so hard I fell out of my chair!!!

[pungentstench91]

LOLOL

[MachoNight]

OW MY SPLEEN

[dontmindmees]

Oh god. (pfft side suggestions) --->

[OkamiUsaretama]

Pray that he bathes before he does the windy thing again...

[ChocolateNaruto]

Ewww xD

[lalaloid]

OHGODSGADHKWDBLAWQFWVSDV

[jyoumon123]

brb, laughing self to death

[missingmarsupial]

OH LOL

[THEpsychofuzz]

D: 

[scampynoXD]

Karakt: F*cking hipsters...

[pjunk]

John: Do the stinky thing.

[Pomogranate97]

<3

[AeroRaptorz]

Oh dear god.