Shit New Age Girls Say [ELEVATE]

[JenniferSina]

OMG girl, I love you!!! You are bloody hilarious and I love what you've done!

[willowmoon92]

That amithyst is amazing!

[StuckInTheSky0]

@willowmoon92 HIGH FIVE....

[AnnaLR1640]

Loool! Oh my Godess! So totally downloadable! ;-)

[FullCircleMystic]

EFT for eating cheese?? LOL

[natashad25]

This is absolutely fantastic and insanely accurate. I can definitely see aspects of myself or things I've said in this and thats when you know you have made something great when it reflects truth. The EFT is the funniest bit too! I totally love and accept myself for being a bit of a spiritual hippy :) x

[teetreetucker]

This video might as well be called Shit My Parents Say. "Honey, I have a job interview, send me some good energy around 3:00"

[ErickHernandez23]

"... OMG.... did you feel that (looking oddly all over the place" HHAHAHHAHHA sounds and acts like someone I know that bitch is crazy! I love her tho.

[markluehringjones]

Song is Hexed and Perplexed by Liquid Stranger - thanks to someone who found it on comment page like 15

[tristaneAlexandria]

Is it bad that I bought a 1/2ib of chia seeds today lol

[FullCircleMystic]

@tristaneAlexandria I did yesterday. sigh.

[Ketiou]

Oh hi! So when did you follow my mother around with a camera to tape this?

[misschristaljoy]

Ahahahaaha!! The EFT had me in TEARS!! Lol!!

[optydufinatolal]

@misschristaljoy Eft is very effective though!

[knowledge1s2s]

Song at the end Please Anyone <3 ;)

[lfgreen7]

@knowledge1s2s I would love to know too!

[aalexandraseal]

@knowledge1s2s It's at the bottom of the info bar.

[FUNSONGIES]

Ha ha! Spirulina!! :D

[sewnappy]

LOL this is my LIFE.

[aligned576]

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! I do the astrology analyzing all the time. Thumbs up for the oracle cards. Do that too. HAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AA!!!!

[aligned576]

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOO!!!!!

[TheCoExister]

<3 You're wardrobe rocks. Where can I find some of the things you have? :)

[0hsillyme]

@TheCoExister I want to know, too!!! 

[ILOVE2FeelGOOD]

Ok ... had to watch this again and reflect on how I can be so like that ... at least I am laughing at myself ... and funnily, I was considering doing a master cleanse after eating too much cheese ... or should I just tap it out ;-))))))))

[ILOVE2FeelGOOD]

Hahahahahahah ... Thank you, that was so funny. Class!!

[cellcat]

O.F.G.! I am now officially embarassed. Why didn't anyone tell me I have to tap it out when I eat a piece of cheese?! Should I cleanse?

[msliuba]

i'm a cancer ^_^

[laharl1980]

@msliuba me too ^ - ^

[kokolocomotion1]

maybe this was meant to turn me off but I kinda wanna try being new age now. HAHAHHA. She's so chill.

[anarchblackcat92]

GOOD GOD! its my entire home town wrapped up into one youtube video...

[The6minuteshow]

lmaoo." I love deepak chopra"

[Rhea303]

Yes, I recognize this too.

From long, long ago.

Wow ...

The girl is good.

Really good .

As an actress, I mean.

Peace!

[nicnaknoc]

This is so me...

[shanating]

Guilty! OMG, I'm a cliché...and this is hilarious!

[BlanketTruth22]

I got that same "cancer" treatment the other day when I told a girl I was born in july! Ha she was working a booth at a craft show selling scarf type body wraps!

[liveattacklive]

lmfao keep pressing 5!!!!! XD

[FujiFlame]

I think you're confusing people interested in new age stuff with hipsters.

[Ailensinvadethe970]

@FujiFlame no

[FujiFlame]

@Ailensinvadethe970 I'm sorry, you must be a hipster. How typical.

[EliseTheRoyalCheese]

I moved to San Francisco last year, and all my friends are like that now. All of them.

[sammybug56]

Wow, i say a lot of these things...haha.

[be2real]

My anus just got a little tighter.

[armahado]

@be2real why so>? Did this video activate your root chakra ? Do you feel "at home" after watching this? :P

[megipod]

Yes, I'm one of them (well, not quite, but I've caught myself saying many of these things) and it's hilarious. Anytime I need a laugh, I look at this.

[itaintover93]

I think I've been evoloving into this. I always say zodiac stuff.

I'm scared.

[NarwhalDisco]

Also, if you have an iPhone, you can purchase the Doreen Virtue Ascended Masters Tarot Deck app for your iPhone.. It's around $6 (which is rather pricey, imho..) but it is soo totally worth it if you are an avid tarot fan. I definitely recommend the ascended masters deck app over the "Messages From Your Angels" tarot deck by John Holland.

[NarwhalDisco]

The tarot deck she is using is the Doreen Virtue Ascended Masters Tarot Deck, from Hay House Publishing. Doreen Virtue is the dopest author ever, if you are a new age fanatic of sorts, you simply must must MUST read ANY of her books. Namaste.

[aalexandraseal]

I lmfao'd when I saw them doing Emotional Freedom Technique. Then I realized I'm probably one of the only people watching this that knows what EFT is, & punched myself in the face for being new age.

[shanating]

@aalexandraseal Ha, I laughed so hard when I saw that. Yes, I admit I related to that one!

[Feenwerk]

I loove that shit ^^ Should I change my name, too?? (*haha*) But changing from new to now age - is the best thing ever... Good job

[uberspirit]

What is the song at the end of this.....it's brilliant!!

[illiezeulette]

This is crazy accurate while remaining tasteful and funny. I will probably become this one day.

[concordguitarlessons]

The fucking EFT tapping technique at the end!!! AHAHAHAHAHHA. And the EFT saying "I love and accept myself"!! Fuck, this is hysterical! Who ever made this is on-point.

[efki]

lovin the now age! thanks for the download :)

[keyasade]

0:49-0:55 AOL Dial up sound?

[YourASlaveWakeUp]

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[mycrystalmind]

lol



[andrewthunderhill]

this meme sucks across the board.

[lnmissgreen]

This is the first I've heard of "New Age", but this video is hilarious.

[eyez2sea]

why is this not showing up in my searches? chem trails...

[mcnee1ce]

hahahaha oh god

this is me

[GoddessMadam20]

"im totatlly getting a download right now"...

lol...

[Roadmaiap]

As a non-new age girl living and working in Boulder, Colorado...

I laughed so hard. This isn't even an exaggeration. 

[Blogapult]

Reeeeeerruuuuuuureeeeeraaaaaw

[TheWayshowerTube]

I am totally gonna upload my information into your a** or p**** so you can download my sp***.

[illiezeulette]

Hahahaha this is great. I say this in my head, but not out loud. (: 

[Bcasey11]

hahah im pretty new agey myself

[ajbellis]

not funny

[alicecolleenflynn]

This is hilarious! Sadly, I've known people like that.

[hayleyawakened]

this is the GREEEEATEST haha i loved it :)

infinite love<3

[AmphetaminePsych0sis]

Whats the name of the song at the end??

[kittykat979]

@AmphetaminePsych0sis that is exactly what I want to know LOL. WHAT IS THE SONG AT THE END lol

[chloeshay]

sooooo funny!!!!

[BarbieDoll5792]

hahaha I do the astrological sign thing lol

[gasfacevictm]

Needs cock in mouth so will shut the fuck up.

[MoonlightArsenica]

oh my goddess!

i have the same slippers as her.

target! $17

[LuvsPot305]

lmao!!!! i know 12 bitches just like that, funnest part they all hate eachother.....

[MidnightMomStar]

love it!! ha!

[philena30]

I download from trees all the time. (winks hard)

[ErickHernandez23]

HOLY shit!! this is so TRUEEE... specially the "OMG .... DID YOU FEEL THAT" Im like bitch feel what!? LOL

[fritzication]

fav video ever

[Leradema]

She's hilarious!!!



[BeekersSqueakers]

Chem trails lol

[KimmyKatastropheQLS]

hahaha yes! i say so many of those things. i also have that pair of tan fuax fur boots she's wearing

[Natashaz48]

HAAAA! Said all this sh*1 in 1986

[gabymcad]

This video is awesome... nuff said

[meganrileyks]

face at 1:00 HAAH

[larmiem]

i've said 100% everything on this video :o lool

[SteelioC]

LOL 1:32

[Rishi13WaterFire]

i say like 99% of this.

[bigtig4life]

That's not what St. Germain said. LMAO

[djlaketrout]

Oh my goddess

[forgotaboutbre]

The things she is saying sound right but what's with the ditzy retarded accent?

[HealthFLI]

1:10

[HealthFLI]

THAT. WAS. HILARIOUS.

[Metaphysiz7]

Wow...what a trip... I love this video, so smart, so provocative.

[PolvodeestreyaH]

I want a friend like this! : )

[CTYME1000]

What song is at the end?

[StarryEyedStef]

*COUGH COUGH* ...chemtrails. XD

[89bhs]

Why does everybody sound like they're from the Valley now? Is globalization that pervasive now?

[schedulefreak]

@89bhs No. The video is about new-agers. Many new-agers these days have adopted the valley accent. That is all. It says nothing about "everybody".

[89bhs]

@schedulefreak Have you adopted the Valley-Girl accent?

[schedulefreak]

@89bhs Only in my YouTube videos.

[89bhs]

@schedulefreak oh good because it's really annoying.

[SueBeaWho]

She has NAILED this!!.

I had a friend and she is still JUST like this. Notice I used the past tense HAD a friend. I could not take it anymore!! And honestly she kept going on about St. Germaine!! I was like okie dokie I will slowy creep out of your life. And I did. She emails me now and then. I am polite. That is it. LOLOL

[KLANGGEBET]

i totally wet myself when i watch this. thank you for making me laugh so hard. :D

[Chaiteaist]

I seriously cannot get over how accurate and funny this is. I live with a bunch of new age people and I love them but they say this crazy shit all the time!

[TurnStyles2DaRuHa]

is Patty into free love?

[forensicbutterflie]

God, I hope I don't sound like that xD

[TheEnjiNeko]

I'm from Nor*Cal baby, I know ALOT of these people LAWLZ XD I'm actually guilty of some of these sayings

[livinandlovin8876]

haha this is so me :-) 

[meleeking6]

i wish i can meet the gurl in this video. she is the perfect match for me. i love her!!!! <3

[TheLadyGazelle]

my crystal tells me you have more videos for us!

[jcollins519]

HOLY SHIT WHERE DID YOU GET THAT GIANT GEODE!?

[NatalliaPesola]

HHAHAHH i'm guilty. this is so true but hilarious at the same time? Did you eat my chia seeds? lmao

[ourloveourfriendship]

ommmmggg I LOVE THIS!!!!! I am guilty of saying 90% of this!!

[sarahdauro]

too cute.

[USMCNEIL]

Not funny at all

[TheEnjiNeko]

@USMCNEIL probably never met these people before XD OR you are one of these people ;)

[iamsarahreid]

The tapping and positive affirmation had me on the floor. Guilty.

[TheWayshowerTube]

LOL!

[MollySato]

Will you look at that massive amethyst ROCK behind her when she speaks about Eckhart Tolle!!

Is it for real??

[MollySato]

Haha, aaww.. this is so cute!

[AngelGhostCat13]

Did anyone catch her sign????

[PureJoyPlanet]

The funniest thing about watching this is that I have heard most of what she is saying actually said by real people I know (me too) over the past few months/years. Does anyone remember when the song Valley Girl came out in the 80s? It was the same thing..as a California girl, my friends and I were saying things such as "Like Oh my God..." Thanks Elevate for the humor and helping us to laugh at ourselves. Rawk on!

[ichimitch]

lmao, brilliant social commentary

[verygoodkush]

i saw my 1st ufo at burning man no shit me 2

[meleeking6]

i wish i cud meet her :)

[MissNoobieGirl]

I nearly died! I know people like this. XD

[HippieGirlClaire]

Its NOT St.Germaine!. LMAO

[funkyfreshgoddessYO]

that. was. AWESOME. I felt like I was laughing at myself at several points in this video, but I think that's a really healthy thing to be able to do. :)

"...that's why they call it TANTRA." bahahahaha

[1996youfdontknow]

Hahaha this is soo hilarious!!! xD Even though i don't want to admit it but, this is so true!!! :D xD

[Deadxbunnies]

I love you ! lmao

[octoverlove1002]

this is the best one yet!  totally fantastic :)

[AngelGhostCat13]

Did anybody catch her sign

Or the song at the end?

[AngelGhostCat13]

Did anybody catch the

'Im a sagi-Gemini-'

Sign or whatever?

'wheres my chlorella tablets?'

[mattdebat]

"that's not what Saint Germaine told me..."

[rosesarepink]

LOVE. :)

[AngelGhostCat13]

Oh my goddesssssss

[ccwgirl31289]

I love this!

[wonderwhaz797]

That's a perfect new saying for hetero women. I got his download. Lesbian women can use it for artificial insemination. Random download, or the "David Crosby" download. Love it. 01:08

[alchemist1919]

you are such a brilliant actress!!!!! awesome work. love love loveeee it.

[alchemist1919]

it is so funny!!!!!!!!!!!

[ALeoaVigilante]

LOLOLOL @ I am getting a download ;-)

[DarkZ28]

What.. The... Fuck?!?

[sleec22]

sooo cute ;-)

[tristaneAlexandria]

The song is Hexed And Perplexed by Liquid Stranger

[FraisC]

a physicist who can't spell Quantum...umm sure ~_~

[cybermike630]

This video is hilarious!

[Midniteluvr1]

all those laughing about the chemtrails, that stuff is more real than you can imagine. just look up in the sky!

[cybermike630]

@Midniteluvr1 Yeah chemtrails aint no joke. It's terrible stuff. 

[zendakk]

@Midniteluvr1 The Egyptian god Ra is more real than you can imagine. Just look up in the sky and you'll see him riding on his chariot of fire. People who call it the sun are deluded. You and I KNOW it's Ra. Just like "chemtrails", right?

[Midniteluvr1]

@zendakk whatever. you ain't payin attention.

[iericwho2]

hilarious...

[elyaye]

love you guys

[MonikaPresents]

ehmm ehmm ..Chemtrails!!! :) my fav!

[IsisofSophia]

Famtastic

[painttheangels]

You forgot "Namaste"

[LMRansfer]

LMFAO



[TheNolo73]

Chemtrails, awesome.

[RewildYourLife]

O boy... the sad reality is, that is all too accurate :)