Titanic the Animated Movie (Uncut) - Part 01

[luvBasic]

SAVE US, CROW T. ROBOT

[Trulyloyale]

Ps : and since the americans have the Kings of trash, bad taste and mostruosities  in arts & movies that have being unleashing upon us Italians in the last 40 years , well they should have enough dignity to stop spelling their bs and worry of all the Italian pieces of art they dared to ripp off just to make their awful ,horrible, rubbishy , " commercial" remakes & movies !!

Americans blaming Italians x one trashy animated movie ;-)))

Awarded joke of 2012 ! PP

[EMaster2006]

Compared to the other two films, this one looked like most of it's backgrounds and characters were animated 20 years before it was released.

[Kaarolziinha2010copa]

cinderela,anastasia,101 dalmatas e titanic

I LOVE

[Kaarolziinha2010copa]

amo esse filme amo muitooo

[SanguinaryLegitimacy]

Your silent commentary is funnier than the actual movie, to be expected. xD

Good lord, this is worse than I thought it was gonna be.

[wifeofmurtagh]

i'm italian and i apologize for this monstruosity

[Trulyloyale]

@wifeofmurtagh why do you apologize for this as Italian ?? It's just a bad movie among many others in da world : just think at all the hundreds of american infamous mostruosities & lame craps butchering all Italian things , starting from arts to end with history ....!!

And if the Disney had to refund all movies and artitsts they've been ripping from, well they would be in default in less than 24 hrs ....;-))) !

And to be fair that's what Disney has alwasy been about,

[Trulyloyale]

out of original Mickey Mouse & c  ....!!

[udontnoimkool]

Omg, I love your annotations!

[LNERMallard]

This is a direct insult to all the poor souls who died on the Titanic on April 14, 1912.

[pinkpokadot100]

I keep coming back to watch this and I don't know why.

I'm going to guess it has something to do with the comments people make XD

[DarkclawUmbreon]

... Wow. At first I thought the movie was pretty weird... sorta reminded me of Zelda CDi... then the rip-off characters appeared and I'm like, what the hell? Then the animal characters started appearing.... WTF.

[mybruisedarm]

The background music is really disturbing

[ZEO90]

The geese from the aristocats at 7:21

[Everyone967]

Hell really

[ifrit1780]

All animated titanic movies are suck

[Razzlewolfflight]

Pretty sure the geese are from Aristocats.

[Razzlewolfflight]

The seagull was tolerable. Kinda cute actually.

[DBZAOTA482]

Is the video lagging or is the lip-syncing in the animation just off? Answer quickly.

[TitanicMatthew]

I gotta Question, where did you get the UNCUT version? Is it on dvd? from where?

[1Historygenius]

I agree to many plots:

Plot 1: The lady trying to find her mother.

Plot 2: The wicked stepsisters trying to find handsome and wealthy husbands.

Plot 3: The three theives trying to rob the staterooms.

Plot 4: Whatever the fuck the animals are doing.

Plot 5: The granny and her grandchildren.

Plot 6: The detective and whatever he is doing.

Plot 7: The fat lady with the dog trying to find a husband.

Plot 8: The old guy with the monocole.

Plot 9: William trying to find is love. And so on....

[bh5496]

the assholes who made this need to be sued by Disney, Warner Bros., Don Bluth, and EVERY family who lost someone on the Titanic and have their sorry butts thown in jail for the rest of their pathetic lives.

[AriesGoddess93]

6:54 OH my GOD that guy is fucking creepy, Titanic zombie DX

[pm41224]

I think the music sounds like it's being run backwards!

[leosnake100]

1:48

Is that the cat from Smurfs?

[Kahran042]

At least Gretchen isn't ein frettchen. :-)

[Id1443890780]

6:41 there are three people in the background and none of them have faces

[ddeitrick]

8:30- Now you've ripped off Sherlock Holmes. Shame on you, movie! Shame on you!!!!

[Kahran042]

@ddeitrick To be fair, Sherlock Holmes is in the public domain.

[ddeitrick]

@Kahran042 To be fair to that point, I think Arthur Conan Doyle would puke if he saw this...

[Kahran042]

@ddeitrick Agreed.

[ddeitrick]

@Kahran042 And I actually watched the entire thing to see if it was as bad as people said it was when I made my first comment...now I swear I've lost like 10 IQ points.

[ZeldaFanFare]

I for one love the commentary you put in it :)

[JimmelHappyFunTime]

Love how the opening credits music really sounds like music being played backwards...

[pinkpokadot100]

@JimmelHappyFunTime I wonder what if it would sound like if someone played the opening backwards...would the music sound normal?

[Hirvassalo]

There is Belle as a child. From the Beauty and the Beast.

[aquelescaraaaaaaaaaa]

7:51 Jeremy! from secret of NIMH!

looks like he had some kids and had to get a job

[AltoCat1]

Well...

at least SOME stuff kind of makes sense now.

Kind of.

[okcomputer1016]

Italians made this and they made Salo. Fuck them.

[charlieparker1234]

They ripped off Sherlock Holmes too! :P

[Liolar43]

Is it me or is that music at the beginning being played backwards?

[GurahkWeavile]

Question: Is this as bad as the other one or is it better/worse?

[DocSane]

@GurahkWeavile Much, much worse.

[spas16]

@DocSane

at least this one does not have a giant pink octopus

[Applemask]

@GurahkWeavile You mean the one with the whales? That depends. That one's better made - this is barely competent - but much more insulting to the thousands of innocent dead people.

[kfeve11]

FACE PLANT

[residentevil808]

why is everyone bieng soo harsh clearly all of u are haters.

[FilmFTW1]

Let's see what this film ripped off of:

Titanic (I might as well mention this)

101 Dalmatians

Cinderella

Don Bluth's An American Tail

and finally, Don Bluth's Anastasia... you know, with the subplot of the guy's nanny finding her daughter.

Jesus, is this movie terrible.

Oh, I almost forgot:  A RAPPING DOG?! I'LL KILL YOU! I'LL KILL YOU ALL! (gunshots)

[kfeve11]

@FilmFTW1 and also aristocats with the geese and there bonnets!!

[FilmFTW1]

@kfeve11 Oh God, how I forgot about that.

[JumpykangLC]

Another thing: why is there Asian script on the bottom of the screen at some points?

[DocSane]

@JumpykangLC This DVD originated in Hong Kong (since the official American and British releases are cut and reedited with different music). The song lyrics are subtitled because they were left in English in this release.

[puterboy1]

@JumpykangLC can you translate the Asian script?

[JumpykangLC]

@puterboy1 Sorry, I only speak English. ^.^;;

[JumpykangLC]

That seagull animation was actually done well (until it took off and we got a close-up of it's butt, that is).

Also, WTH did the stepmother say at 3:44 ?? It sounded like they were playing her speech backwards.

Finally, I wonder if someone were to play the intro music backwards, we'd get music from another film.....

[SitaraAleu]

The seagull's cute. Fluff!

[vancepar08]

Now if this is uncut, are we not gonna get any bull shit this time?

[BigDogJang0]

If Troll 2 has taught us anything, it's that if a movie starts off with Italian production names, you know right off the bat it's bad.

[mizkex]

Even though this cut has better music and is more coherent, it's still a piece of shit. So bad that it is entertaining. Nice commentary too man!

[marianafarr]

that beginning was very cinderella'ish... -__-'

[rugasthebloodrose]

i love the input lol, it kills me ;D but hey you forgot the 3 geese at 7:24, those are from the Aristocats

[FilmFTW1]

When I meant by ripping off other films, I mean using titanic, cinderella, 101 Dalmatians, and, believe it or not, Anastasia. (how? Because she looks similar, that's why.) so... This is a waste of time.

[FilmFTW1]

This, my friends, is an terrible adaptation of a famous tragedy. Using no character background, talking animals, too many subplots and ripping off other films.

[ifrit1780]

Somebody, try to play the music and lets see what we get.

[neddx]

I have to admit this drawn out intro is a huge improvement over the edited version...which isn't saying much...it's really like putting whip cream and a cherry on a pile of shit.

[CaylisGrenouille]

aww man, your commentaries are the only think that makes this piece of crap, amusing and worthy to watch, thanks ;)

[Kuwaitya78]

Looooooooooooooool i was happy wanna watch the movie i sow the comments got me disappointed lol i don't to watch it

but i have to say thanks for the uploader :D~

appreciate ur time :p~

[yowvapaa]

This animated film is very unoriginal and quite shameful and I am quite surprised that it came from Italy instead of South Korea were much animation outsourcing work is done. It is even more unoriginal than The Legend of the Titanic, which copies much from the James Cameron film.

[MoonPhase94]

omg, this is sooo boring! How could any kid enjoy watching this? Only the commentaries made it bearable!

[pinkpokadot100]

5:56-6:01

I didn't know Frankenstein was on the Titanic, too!

[sailoreris123]

2:33 I think we've spent more time with the bird than the protagonists.....

[Jangobadass]

What a cast! We have Anastasia, the evil step-women from Cinderella, Pongo & Perdy (hope they got a good babysitter!), Cruella & her henchmen, the Mouskowitz family, Speedy Gonzales, a cameo by Granny, Jessica Rabbit, Gaston, Garifeld's douche cousin, Tadd Holmes (Sherlock's much less talented brother), the geese from Aristocrats, the Taco Bell Dog's evil twin, and later we meet Scooby's cousin Hip-Hop Doo

[Atvishees]

Sherlock? Is that you?

[Clifftothemax]

@Atvishees Nah. Just some knock-off. He'd have really had to have let himself go if it was.

[miyalana]

I find the music/animation at the start strangely calming..... Till it focuses on angelica.

[gmjjack]

its strange but this is actually better than the cut version, but thats not saying much

[Jangobadass]

@gmjjack

Uncut versions almost always better than the edited ones :)

...unfortunately, this movie STILL sucks, even if sucks just a little less +_+

[inuloveskagome]

XD I saw the geese from Aristocats.

[jamesaellis]

...

[XxXCalyx19XxX]

The step mother reminds me of Harry Potter's aunt.

[MusicLight123]

Lol funny comments

[EarwigQueen]

God I don't know what's going on in 90% of this movie. Was everyone high when they made this?

[pinkpokadot100]

@EarwigQueen i sent this to one of my friends and he said the producers were probably high when they watched it

[quiconico]

wow sherlock holmes

[blondenarwhal]

7:22 JEMIMA PUDDLEDUCK AND COMPANY!

And I love your commentary. I was dying of laughter in parts.

[vdentjr]

WTF IS GOING ON!!! THERE ARE A BILLION THINGS HAPPENING AT ONCE!!

[ColdClamChowder]

Is anyone else annoyed by this background music?

[AltoCat1]

LOL. Your comments are so funny. Makes this movie bearable.

[mizkex]

I'm sure someone's already mentioned this but there's also the rip off Geese from Aristocats. And a sherlock homes ripoff

[Relentless1988]

wow this is awful..

[Thetacomply]

Okay, so the movie was made in Italy, set in the US, and has Japanese subtitles. This makes sense. . .

[Wackelkontakt84]

The film is full of insignificant commentaries...booooring and ennoying.

See yourself, I am sure u won't watch part 2.

[DocSane]

@Wackelkontakt84 It's lucky that you can turn off the commentary, isn't it?

[Jangobadass]

@DocSane

Don't listen to him, Doc. I think the comments are funny (some much so! XD)

[Bobzeaux]

@DocSane

Psh, screw that.  The commentary's the only making this piece of crap entertaining. *lol* Thanks for adding those bits. :)

[MrHeslopian]

@Wackelkontakt84 Seriously? The commentary was the only thing which made this film bearable. I started watching just to see how bad a film can really be, and just as I was about to turn off, the captions came on, which somehow got me through most of this slow, slow torture.

[supermario0192837465]

@Wackelkontakt84  the comments make it better

[RoseMacShane]

Is the opening music playing backwards?

[retsaweman]

5:42 Noone is being ripped-off liked Gaston!! (well he looks like him)

[ACFan120]

I'm so gonna turn these parts into a full DVD.

[komakoma876]

"Let's hope it's a smooth crossing!"

fucking terrorist.

[komakoma876]

There are, like, 16 plot lines going on.

[Pooky1991]

I had to see this for myself. Even though I've seen clips and the nostalgia critic review I need more evidense that this is real.

[Vanisherishere]

Oh dear lord, please tell me this poor excuse for a kid's movie won every razzie available.

[blowskiol]

It's ironic how a movie based on a terrible tragedy, actually thought that stealing ideas from many movies (of course mentioned in comments) thought that we wouldn't realize. Seriously man! Anastasia, Cinderella, Sherlock Holmes... The lists endless.

[supersimpsonsfan100]

I own this cus my uncle gave it as a gift, i was like 10 and liked it cause im a Titanc addict, but i look back now as a 16 year old and see that this is a very crappy made kids movie, O well

[Tozzywozzy01]

Gaston?! Beauty and the Beast anyone? Geese in bonnets? The Aristocats!!! Special detective...Brad- oh come on it's sherlock holmes. Geeeeeeeeeeez! And William looks like he was designed off a Ken doll XD

[kingj2038]

DEAR ANIMATORS, PICK UP THE GODDAMN PACE. THIS FIRST 10 MINUTES COULD HAVE BEEN DONE IN 2

[ColdClamChowder]

@kingj2038 Yes, PLEASE.

[Paolanav30]

I hate that stupid stereotype!!!!

We mexicans do NOT dress like that!!!!

[Videot01]

Also at 7:50 i was like, What is Jeremy doing here, but then i got that line he said to Mrs. Brisby in my head.

"I'm in disguise."

[Videot01]

Wow, even the opening credits manage to rip off an animated movie. Which one you may ask?

I'm thinking a mix between The Rescurers and Pinocchio(and possibly Bambi, but the music is kind of country like Fox and the hound oh %^$# it you get the drill).

[circusgirl16]

Wow all the animated stars are in this film I mean the mouskiwitz, Jermey for the secret of NIMH, Speedy gonzales, Slow Poke Rodiguiez, Cruella DeVille, the scary bitch from cinderella and eventhough he is not a familar character we got american sherlock Holmes.

[VerySourLemon]

6:20-6:56

The background audio sounds like something from a crowded school hallway.

[vdentjr]

@VerySourLemon well since this movie probably had a budget of $800 (if that much), then thats probably what they did for ambience. it doesnt even remotely sound like a crowd of people at the docks for a cruise line.

[coleboy44]

you know, thanks to the NC this movie is most likely 10 times more popular

[ileanaramirez1990]

hey look speedy gonzales ARIBA ARIBA !!!!

[joelx200]

Worst music composing the Earth has ever suffered knowing

[joelx200]

@joelx200 they blend it later with a singer singing a draggy slow paced and what feels like a ten hour long boring song that appears throughout the finale in what seems to be an endless everlasting horror score and a combination of almost half of all the disney characters you can imagine. This film is without a doubt a crime against art, artists, Walt Disney, James Cameron, Animation, Music, Humanity, Titanic, Survivors, the dead, Earth, love, animals, originality, you, me and god. lol it's bad!

[joelx200]

@joelx200 poor fievel, speedy, and the rest of the world. I'm shocked....

no peter parker? no Robin? no Zorro? wait! don't forget miss piggy! put her in too!

Also put garfield, charlie brown. Add a pikachu or two, the cast of Thundercats and while your at it, take the reel and wipe your disgraceful, dirty, rotten, sick ass with it!

[GrowTheTruth]

@joelx200 you know what would have just MADE this movie? If they had Batman and Robin knock offs for the detective instead. LMAO!

[Zenigata92]

italians always fails with the cartoons 

[GrowTheTruth]

You forgot the 3 geese. They're rip-offs of the eccentric geese sisters from the Aristocrats. LOL!

[SturawberryChan]

The annotation scared me; it was EXACTLY what I was thinking... God what an awful movie XD

[t1ashkabat]

you forgot about the geese from the Aristocats

[ilikeshinythings274]

So Gaston finds a necklace on the ground and what's the first thing he does? He puts it in his mouth. I know he was trying to see if it was real gold but geez, wipe it off first or something. Show some common sense...oh wait.

[payton136]

hahaha dude i love your commentary!!!

[silverwolfhand]

there's also a young belle and speedy gonazales in it too :P

[InvaderPet]

I love all the comments you put in. Someone had a seagull ass fetish.

[AmericanEvita]

They should have never made this children's movie about Titanic. This is terrible and does not honor the 1912 event faithfully or accurately. This was such a shock to see. Who would do this as a kids' movie ???? It's wrong!!

[pinkpokadot100]

@DocSane are you sure the fat orange cat should be the one from the Smurfs? Considering he's with the rich old lady and her two daughters, which is ripping off of Cinderella, wouldn't he be the cat from Cinderella? [I think its name was Lucifer?]

[DocSane]

@pinkpokadot100 I'm not saying that it *is* Azrael, just that he reminds me of Azrael. I'm sure that he's supposed to be Lucifer, but I haven't seen Cinderella in ages, so I don't know what he looks like.

[pinkpokadot100]

@DocSane Lucifer was black with white paws but he's got the exact same attitude with the whole 'screw up the servents job'

[Jangobadass]

@DocSane

He kinda looks like Garfield's a-hole relation to me :/

[ileanaramirez1990]

@pinkpokadot100 that cat is suppose to be lucifer from cinderella

[Littlestmuffin]

...For some reason the balant usage of dodge and burn for the shading pisses me off more than the rip offs and the godawfulness of this movie.

[GreenBlossom45]

o.o the music sounds backwards ... that scary me ._.

[lyman2129]

wat movie is this

[wileyk209zback]

Wow, it doesn't start with the titanic sinking and then lead to a flashback?!

[LuckySailorStar]

Let me get this straight...

THIS film is the uncut version of Titanic: The Legend Goes On, which came around the same time as ANOTHER horrible Titanic film AND it's sequel (ironically titled The Legend of the Titanic and In Search of the Titanic, respectively), all of which were made in foreign countries and had little to no relavance to the actual events?

Pardon me, I'll go smash my head into that wall for an hour or two.

[Dannyri101]

Some you missed.

3 Geese- Aristocats

Mexican mice---- Warner Bros Speedy Gonzales.

Detective-- Sherlock Holmes (he wish)

Gee-- we give Disney a bad time about ripping things off... Compared to this, Disney looks like an angel.

[Duvmasta]

4:34 Dayum! That's a big fucking hat!

[vicusmaxima]

funny

I noticed 7 similarities to other cartoons.

(and the geese weren't mentioned from Aristocats...only this time triplets ;))

They gonna kill a lot of other cartoons' characters in the end I guess.

[RetroNun]

o_O I've never heard of this before. When did this come out??

[DocSane]

Back in 2001 in Italy. It had a very, very limited video release in the US.

[miana90]

@DocSane Okay well that makes more sense then why I don't know of it.

[SpindriftRI]

This is better than James Cameron's corny movie and much more accurate!!!!!!!!!!!!

[kutegurl67]

The music sounds really weird

[KatanaGeldar]

They don't even give the captain's NAME? How hard is it to forget CAPTAIN SMITH?

[DConS81]

LOL....while, thus far, I've not seen anything remotely.....irriatating about the movie....I appreciate and share your comments....

[XXMonkeyLordXX]

7:24 geese from aritsocats

[combatbaby952]

LOL!I love the comment you made when that singer chick came in.

[Sagemaster00]

7:14 that man looks awfully suspicious. with the hat.

[HappiestTomato]

@Sagemaster00 That was a popular 'stache back then, I doubt it was a shout out to You-Know-Who.

[bmalone05]

The commentarys make it so hilarious, you should do the same for that shitfest The Legend of Titanic.

[Clifftothemax]

Wait, wait, wait..... are you saying there's ANOTHER terrible film about the Titanic like this one?!

[bmalone05]

@Clifftothemax Unfortunately yes

[ZeldaQueen64]

@bmalone05 And it got a sequel.

[nasaroytaki]

@Clifftothemax actualle three

[Zenstudent105]

I loved the comment about the seagulls ass LOL

[ZeldaQueen64]

I know! I was just thinking "well this is bland but not terrible" when that happened. Were the filmmakers even aware of what they were doing half of the time?

[RileyRichardz]

Doesn't it seem a little odd to have a wooden plank extending from a drainage duct to an open porthole?

[nasaroytaki]

who can make a animation movie with happy ending when it is based on a true story that 1500 died and they DIDNT SAVED BY THE DOLPHINS LIKE THIS MOVIE SHOWS.THIS IS MOVIE IS A GRAB.ONLY THE SONG IS GOOD BUT THE MOVIE DOESNT SUPPORT IT.

OH AND SOMETHING ELSE.THEY USE RECYCLED ANIMATION SCENES ALL OVER AND OVER AGAIN AND STORIES BASED ON CINDERELA,101 DALMATIAN,TITANIC(1997),ARISTO­CATS AND MANY MORE.BUT THIS IS A MOVIE FOR KIDS SO....ITS GOOD FOR THEM

[Sagemaster00]

Yeah Like kids wanto see a sad ending where almost everyone dies.

[EcliptorCalrissian]

@Sagemaster00 That's part of it: the VERY IDEA that a horrible disaster where almost everyone dies would make a good kids movie...

[mattiathekaiju]

nnoooooo even the chinese got this torture device(look at the subs)

[DocSane]

@mattiathekaiju I'm actually glad for this movie, since it's given anime fans here more laughs than nearly any other bad animation I've shown. The rapping dog makes no sense whatsoever.

That said, I think Legend of Titanic and its sequel are even worse movies that make even less sense.

[Videot01]

@DocSane There's a sequel, against my better judgment i'm gonna have to check it out.

[canackal]

Your notes are so funny, it almost makes up for how bad this film is. XD Thanks! Do you have any plans for doing other movies like this?

[DocSane]

@canackal Thanks, I appreciate the complement. And yes, I plan to do other movies like this one. I have run a panel called Totally Lame Anime at conventions for a number of years now and I want to do commentaries for a bunch of my favorites. I think I might do the OTHER Italian cartoons based on Titanic next.

Yes, there are at least three Italian cartoons based on Titanic.

[canackal]

Oh god, I know. XD I watched the other one that's in english yesterday, but I don't think the sequel has an english version?

[DocSane]

@canackal I finally found the sequel for sale on eBay from an Italian guy. The reason nobody could find it was because it was retitled "Tentacolino" from the original "Search for Titanic." I should hopefully have it soon.

[canackal]

Oh lord, what have the italians unleashed upon us now?

[Sulleyne]

2:23

OH SHI--.

Thats freakin' bone-shilling to me. o.o

[IkeSpike321]

God I neaver seen anything so bad in my life. I do belive that this is what you watch when you go to hell.