Phil - Day Five: Wally's Girlfriend (Halo 3 Machinima)

[YankCast]

wipped.. thats all there is to say

[rdejano3]

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[GrychoFilms]

Why is everyone speaking such horrible English in the comments? Jesus Chirst!

[metel99]

About what?

[amberprettyxd]

is to fun lol haha

[metel99]

Damn that lady is asome

[nobodysman143]

Fear the wrath of a bitch scorned...lol

[metel99]

Funny video ever

[cotton007cp]

Do see the dislike bar no I can't see it too

[metel99]

Sara is a bich why the hell is wally still go out with her before they broke up

[skatealbert]

hi there do you like cheezeness on your potatos

[metel99]

Damn that is a hard. Survival to be alive

[megaluigi33]

WOOT!

[metel99]

Fuck if they see sara again there dead as fuck

[gino456123789]

I AM DEAD.

[comedyking981]

She'll eat me

[Ellylovesyou98]

I love how yuh can barley see the dislike barr :)

[mrjim0091]

Who wants to have sex

[metel99]

What about sara the bich

[OMFGYOURDRIVINGMEINS]

@Ivette2185 fucking quit with this shit spammer noone cares go die in a hloe want me to give you the name of a website on how o tie the noose

[PixiStixx222]

Wally's Gf: you could be fuck face for all I give a shit

Phil: nice to meet you to...

[14iceboy]

Zach=She's a freak and not the good kind. Zach=search for a bigger pair of balls walle. XD I couldn't stop laughing

[CODwawandblackopsguy]

OMG!

[metel99]

I love this episode

[saigonnative]

at the end they could have shot the fusion coil next to her and kill her

[metel99]

Hey it remind me of my girl friend

[Nepthy66]

this kinda feels like and alternate ending to the movie of Walle with walle and eve

[strikingjoe01]

Slipknot

[cadaeli]

this brings memories from elite-o-sexual. did u know that the female has 9 holes and the male 6.

[metel99]

Get rid of that bich

[Thelyricmaker2435]

Zack-Through the internet of course that way she can't throw shit at you or physiclly harm you and you don't have to see her reaction perfect invention this internet.

:D lol WHAT THE HELL WALLY?!

[Thelyricmaker2435]

Zack-What the HELL Wally?I thought I told you to get rid of that bitch!She's a fuckin physco man!

Wally-You don't know her like I do.

Zack-I'm prety sure we do.She's a freak man,not the good kind of freak either,to catch my trip.

Phil-You need to dip that chick,right now.

*later*

Zack-Well you need to search for a bigger pair of balls Wally cause you need to breack up with her in the most manly and non-bitch way as possible.

Wally-How?

Continued in another comment

[metel99]

Amercain fork ride

[metel99]

Dump that bich now

[kulenorge123321]

i love machinima and all machinima shows

[the300spartanz]

wats the musik at 4 15

[MICHAEL3403]

She might eat me

[MICHAEL3403]

HALO HALO 3 NATIVE AMERICAN WAR CRY

[PolakBear]

"you could be fuckface mcgee for all i give a shit"

"nice to meet you too ... bitch"

[laquade1]

coOL

[Theiceman0906]

never trust the internet

[RVBFANBOY10]

can i be the 4th member

[PQH1612]

4:45 that is freakin epic....

[SUBSCRIB3R5]

wally wants to brake up with u because ur a bitch hahahahahahahahahah thats funny

[idiot2142]

help! I' ve fallen and can't get up!

Get Life-Alert Now!

[piegofly1]

we'll probobly never have to see her again w00t.

[Mattingly97]

@piegofly1 actualy.........

[elderdragonIce]

why are the highest rated comments so often quotes from the vid? it just ruins the moment.

[miniwars123]

lol, she never objects to being a bitch!

[Partypooper47]

lool



[kristianleader11]

no girls on halo noobs

[peachesNpears95]

She might eat me! Dx

[MrLegodude1234567890]

1:30 wally screws them over

3:37 zach screws wally over

4:46 zach is screwed

[MrLegodude1234567890]

1:13 wally screws the shit out of them

[CJxDeath]

yep. thats a black chick O_o

[ph33rbenkthankslol]

i have found a new favorite machinima series

[dusto384]

81 people dont have the balls to break up with sarah

[MrSasukeuchiha1000]

ok whos zack gf then from the last episode he talked about her

[Soakedboy]

Fuck me in the ass and call me Sally Andrews, this is one of the funniest halo machinimas.

[benjedimaster]

@Soakedboy i would rather not lol

[Soakedboy]

@benjedimaster Fine you homo...

[benjedimaster]

@Soakedboy As i i would rather not fuck you in the ass as you said in your comment duh

[peachesNpears95]

@Soakedboy what's wrong with being gay? My bff Dan is dating my brother and I'm a bi girl and I have girlfriend. so whats ur prob? as a compliment, bravo. as an insult, screw you. and if you were the one asking to be fucked, why did you call *him* the gay one? not really a personal attack, im sure ur a nice person, but just cuz i hate homophobic attitudes in general <3

[Soakedboy]

@peachesNpears95 Haha, thanks for the concern. No worries though, I don't have really have anything against gay people, I was just saying "fine you homo" as a reverse psychology sarcastic joke if you know what I mean. Obviously he didn't get it...

[jon6881]

fuck face mcgever lmfao

[shadowthehh2]

lmao at 4:47 life alert reference XD

[evildude909]

the hybusa armor sounds like comic book guy from the simpsons

[lilpatty619]

"guys help, I've fallen, and I can't get back up!" someone needs lifealert!

[alphataz3399]

@lilpatty619 no someone needs get a lifealert

[DantesTear]

@alphataz3399 pwnd.

[DJKillzz]

@lilpatty619 He new what he was signing up for! NOBODY READS THE SMALL PRINT ANYMORE!!! xd

[Halo99Elite]

I have the same emblem as Wally! just diffrent colours and diffrent backround

[SirBradders94]

my sarah is my ex girlfriend -_-

[thebigballa48]

im timone without my pumbae

[GoungGadaicoolness]

i think zack is the funniest character in all the episodes

[lodeelolo]

lol i couldnt find the oracle from the last episode

[tankbuster626]

omg shes scary as hell man

[terramage294]

zack : what the HELL wally

wally ; i cant break up with her she might eat me

zack search for a bigger pair of balls wally ur going to need them

cuz ur going to have to break up with her in the most manly and non-bitch way possible through the internet of course duh that way she cant throw shit or phisically harm u and u dont have to see her reaction

perfect invention this internet

[Dwhite1788]

@terramage294 Gee thanks captain obvious for telling me what i just watched...

[awesomekid2810]

virtual death hurts so much more than real death

[ThePhysGun]

Im so scared she might eat me!

[StugoTheJake]

Wally is just awesome

[xlMysticTigerlx]

Whats the name of the music that starts at 4:13?

[VeryHaloProductions]

probably one of the funniest in the series

[mosmister]

wtf

zack jackass also has a voies of comic book guy

wally the guy that nobody likes

phil normal guy

hakker the guy that can not kill a verchwal sole but can hack

[BIGbomb803]

shes just like my girl friend

[GottaLuvJamie19]

@aislinn475

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[k3njay]

im scared of girls like that now cant escape them even in ur happy place(halo 3 for sum ppl)

[Ihitsyou5]

4:47 "I've fallen and I can't get up" Zach needs to get Life Alert. =D

[OmaBuddha]

bunny rabbits on a stick=yum :)

[xxPunkoftheUSAxx]

Damn, my school is filled with people like that. O_O

[Alex123212]

Zack Kinda Sounds Like Stewie Of Family Guy LOL

[willofbob]

boot her! BOOT HER!

[wordtomotha22]

81 people were laughing so hard they passed out and hit the dislike button

[rpggguy]

now im hungry

[ias015]

"i've fallen and i cant get up" tht sounds familiar

[chocolateeatsyou]

wait is wally black?

[ItachiUchiha81]

Lol Fuck Face Mcghee

[dsixstone11]

where was the other team

[NooBTubeR56]

im probobly pure zack

[butcherkid9000]

when they were cornered near the end they should have shot the fusion coils she was standing next to...

[MetalChickRock]

poor wally. i feel so bad for him!

[MichealJayCaboose]

whats the song at 4:13?

[Desirree15]

glad my girlfriend wasn't like that, sucks to be wally

[daamericanese]

zack sounds like the comic book guy from the simpsons

[Awsomeness7180]

Wow poor Wally dating a psyco like Sara. the end was funny she allmost killed them but then GAME OVER! But has any 1 noticed Zack's voice it sounds weird >.<

[cpcuda]

Your series are awsone. i laugh so hard that i start to loose feeling in my hands. lol!!!

[MacintoshKiller]

Zack sounds like the fat comic guy from the simpsons

[MEGALINKIN765]

Phil:You need to dump that bitch sarah right now!

Wally:(Crying)I know but I.... I am to scared!!!!!!! She might eat me

[SpyFreak991]

@MEGALINKIN765 its an act retard

[MEGALINKIN765]

@SpyFreak991 ...........What the hell is your problem I am just showing that that was a funny part.

[capstiggles222]

@MEGALINKIN765 yeh u go man what the fuck was that ass hole on about

[toomuchbrag]

"Zack knew the risk of virtual death when he created his xbox live acc!" LOL

[hmmmmmm2999]

2:55 lol search for a bigger pair of balls rolf

[randompeepalert555]

well they can call u f*** face for all i care i dont giv a sh**

well nice meeting you

lol

heheheheheh...

[NightAssassin017]

Wally's girlfriend sounds like a man.

[CrazyNoodleOtaku]

ive fallen and I CANT GET UP XDDD

[DantesTear]

lol

" Oh, thanks you guys, i just got killed by a noob with 1 skill point. Do you know how embarassing that is?! "

[beeb2121]

Im so scared! She might eat me!! Machinima has bin finding some good shit these days.

[loftyful]

cool

[camweenmaster]

omg the nice simple wally is dating a naughty dinosor! p.s. ROFL.

[Sunshinefornobody]

"Zack knew the risks of virtual death when he created he's Xboxlive account!" XD

LEGENDARY!

[dudevid123]

lolololo " im so scared, she might eat me" haha hilarious

[TheBronze3ye]

when wallys girlfriend exploded where did the missile luancher go?????

[stefananddrurule]

omg zak is a showoff

Phil is a noob dat plays for da right reason FUN

and wally is the nerd

[nabeilybobjoe]

NICE TO MEET U TOO.bitch..

[OREOT51X]

funny just funny 10/10 5/5 perfect amazing videos Machinima makes.

[blizzard21480]

but wait, doesn't wally's girlfriend know where he lives?

[ZhadoxFlamez]

"I'm scared guys, she might eat me!"

I lol'd

[funnykiler5]

sara should cancel his supscription

[mullkins]

where does wally get a girlfriend like that?!

[Tinygamer5]

Comic Book GUY :O

[MrGunxnutella]

spit it out dicknose i havent got all day!

[Psychicnoah]

5:13 shoot the canister!!

[PivotGamer11]

she might eat me XD

[jayd33189]

lol funny as shit

[StrokesOfDoom]

but she might eat me!

[ninja6819]

i hav added all of these vids cuz there so fuckin funny

[biggmac9]

awsome

[TheDarkHumour]

Everyone has a Sarah in their life, whether they want to admit it or not.

[butcherkid9000]

@TheDarkHumour yeah my sarah is my brothers wife trisha -_- biggest BITCH in the fuckign WORLD...

[MrCocanuts]

@TheDarkHumour you speak the fuckin truth bro!

[velozziaprentice]

@TheDarkHumour i agree

[Tofurofu]

sooooooooo funny

[few35]

guys help!!!! help!! aaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh my face aaHHH!!! sounded like rape

[rorytman123]

Zack knew the risks of virtual death when he created his xbow live account. Now we have to go!

[ratys19]

from that sarah my ears are screaming from pain.

[sporekid14]

@ratys19 lol

[TR00M3N]

4:50-4;58

Did he get raeped? lol!

[tromackda1st]

liking the music in all of these, need a soundtrack listing :P

[Jesusfromjersey319]

this series is almost like what me and my xbox live friends do every day

[Rawman6]

doesnt a rocket launcher only have 2 rockets? how does she get like unlimited?

[mickadude]

you hit X beforea game and go set the infinite ammo to enable.

[few35]

duh

[runeman220]

wait doesent sara know where wally lives if he is doing her laundry

[cornmaster2009]

i love the ending w00t we got rid of that bitch

[madrappingmike]

I would hate to have wally's girlfriend.

[Tofurofu]

@madrappingmike thats torture and since shes a jack ass i want her die

[overwatch100]

great coment glassmy eye guy

[GlassInMyEyeGuy]

I love how Phil, Wally and Zack each represent the three sides of the average fps player.

Phil is the noob in every player

Zack is the jackass in every player

Wally is the legitimately nice guy in every player.

It's kinda cool.

[gurlinos]

@GlassInMyEyeGuy And Sarah's the not-existing girlfriend, which is why they didn't have a chick to voice her, in every player :P

[butcherkid9000]

@GlassInMyEyeGuy phil isnt a noob, hes a newb, theres a difference,

[MrSirBobTheGreat]

@butcherkid9000 Actually.. Technically, what you refer to as a "newb" was originally called a noob. Then people started to use it as an insult constantly.

[brandonjamesbarnes]

@MrSirBobTheGreat Wrong.. Noob was originally newb until one person spelt it wrong, then started using it as an insult. Now the two words mean something seperate.. Newb-New Noob-Annoying

[MrSirBobTheGreat]

@brandonjamesbarnes Welcome to the internet.. July, 2003. Noob meant "New to something, hasn't had time to learn", while "Newb" was a barely used term which meant roughly the same thing. (I could track it back it back further?) It wasn't until earily 2004 before "Noob" was used mostly as an insult. And it takes a bit more than one person spelling it wrong to change the meaning of a word. ;)

[brandonjamesbarnes]

@MrSirBobTheGreat I should be the one welcoming you to the internet. it's all my pleasure. And as I said before Newb and Noob have different meanings. One means annoying as in "Stop teamkilling noob!" And one is new as in "I'ma help the newb/newbie nao. See yah" And also I didnt state he made evryone do it, im just saying guy slips up, or guys, or is started by a group, term spreads, and meanings divide.

[MrSirBobTheGreat]

@brandonjamesbarnes I was Actually introducing you to the internet as it was 7 years ago. ;) Oh, and I never said they didn't mean "Annoying" and "New" these days.. I said that Noob used to have a different meaning years ago. Today they mostly mean exactly what you said.

[brandonjamesbarnes]

@MrSirBobTheGreat I knew what chuu meant. Also, Thats what i was saying...

Eventually they changed completely, when they were same before. Lol a consturctive comment without bad things

[slasher11621]

@GlassInMyEyeGuy dude zack is not a jackass hes cool and so are the other guys

[volker136]

@GlassInMyEyeGuy

i think zack is also the nerd

[Ra463]

@GlassInMyEyeGuy defiantly

[brandonjamesbarnes]

@GlassInMyEyeGuy Phill is the pro in every player if its gonna be anything -_-

[terramage294]

@GlassInMyEyeGuy the hacker guy represents the fall guy

[GlassInMyEyeGuy]

@terramage294 Yeah, when I wrote that, I had just seen this episode, so I didn't no about Casper.

[GlassInMyEyeGuy]

I mean Jasper... I think

[terramage294]

@GlassInMyEyeGuy dude i think this comment has the most fucking like in youtube

[theffilms]

lol walle broke up with sarh on halo 3

[SAUDER54]

Hell hath no fury like a woman's scorn... especially this one...

[BMSstories]

she might eat me