It's funny that they are trying to do all this to correlate with the bible, but the serpent they illustrate is supposed to have legs at that point, because Adam and Eve are still nude in the garden. I think it's because people would see how weird a serpent would look with legs, and not want to show more logical absurdities than possible to avoid. Even though, they have kids playing around raptors lol.
The museum made a huge mistake with the snake. It should have had legs. It supposedly had its legs taken away by god as a punishment LOL Snakes haven't suffered from not having legs. This stuff is so stupid. I could not have attended and maintained a decent composure. You are better than I.
creationism is a cult herded by warlocks. However, these types of churches are often the most financially successful. I believe there is an inherent connection with how insane people are and how much money they're willing to give to their church. People like billy Crone and Kent Hovind are criminals and crooks who are probably going to burn in hell for being such manipulative warlocks. theyre modern day sorcerers; their craft of choice? propoganda and ignorance.
AW now look what you have DONE! Now they know about that prehistoric bird statue is a transitional fossil, now its in danger of being removed from the display!
venomous snakes before the sin, used to contain enzymes used to pre-digest food and vegetables before snaked swallows it, and constrictors used to wrap themselves around fruits and vegetables to squeeze them down before eating them.
I really do wonder how many people actually take creationism seriously. I do not believe there are many people who visit that place and think its a real museum. Is it not possible that parents take their kids there like they would take them to Disneyworld? When you go around the different 'countires' in Disneyworld you don't actually think you're physically there.... You can tell the kids they are there though. I'm Canadian and I have never met a bible literalist here. I did meet one in Mobile.
Sweet, now I don’t have to actually go to the joke museum, oh wait, I meant "creation museum" myself. I just heard about it and thought "wow, I gotta see this catastrophe for myself". Thanks for saving me the drive!
The whole thing reminds me of the joke of how the scientist says “here is the evidence, what facts can we conclude from them", and the creationalist says "here are the facts, now what evidence can we make to support it", or something like that anyway.
I don't know if anyone has made a comment in all this time about the door, so here's what I was told: The door represents the time when Adam & Eve are kicked out of the garden and God "locks them out" by placing angel guards and such. That's why we see all the locks on it, and the warning "The world's not safe anymore." From then on they had to contend with the animals who were becoming carnivorous and/or venomous, death, etc, as you comment on later in the video.
the Creation museum is a monument to stupid, depressing to think what they could have done with that money, but at least this educates folks to the depth which mankind is capable of sinking intellectually in spite of an unprecidented compendium of available information.
hehe...funny! But you're just shooting fish in a barrel. Laughing at the unsophisticated is too easy. Yes, that was all great fun, but now... can ya dig the metaphor? Two nekkid people. Eve and the serpent. (Adam and the sheep) Forbidden fruit. Original sin. The Tree of Knowledge. Creation. ...it's the beginning of Mankind figuring out 'the Wildthang'. The story is true..it's just not literal. (check out Lilith if you want some more intrigue to the bronze age soap opera.)
Oh and Paddy, before you accuse me of being a "schoolyard bully" remember that it is the bully that beats up the other kids and is the strongest. It is the bully that collects all the kids lunch money. it is the bully that controls the others by fear. it is the bully who owns the turf/territory. It is the bully that is the strongest. The bully is the MOST LIKELY to survive.. Classic Darwinism 101. let the weak die out, and make room for the strong. Too bad religious ethics should interfere ....
Ok,ok..geez. Whats wrong with a little debate? I believe the last debate between me and that Occult guy was actually quite constructive. Even with arguing, there is exchange of ideas. I am confident enough in my faith to allow people to challenge it. When you censor people, its usually because people that censor others are "threatened" by them. If you are 100% sure that God is a joke, you would not need to censor those who oppose your viewpoint. If you are truly confident,welcome the challenge:)
I'm not censoring you because you oppose my viewpoint, I'm censoring you because you insist on arguing like a dumbass on most of my videos. Goodday, sir.
@pissedpatriot1776 No,no your right. Let's base our ethical decision on a book filled with fallacies and contradictions. First comes survival then we make ethical ideals from our own will. Not because some book foretells that if you don't live ethically you burn. God gave us free will, Live the way he wants or burn in hell.
Please don't demean the entire field of Evolutionary Biology because you are unfamiliar with it. The simplistic generalizations put forth by many people today regarding evolution are saddening. I wouldn't dare try to expound on the engineering origins of the rotary engine, I ask you to do the same. The statement that the "bully is the MOST LIKELY to survive" is a false one.I challenge you to brush up on your research.
@pissedpatriot1776 It takes many years for evolution to take place. Don't worry, your kind will fall eventually and go extinct. If you want to bully, go ahead. You will reap what you sow. Also you might want to ask yourself what Jesus would do. I don't believe in god, but I do know that Jesus was a far greater and kinder man than you. You seem to get your morals from Satan if you ask me.
and please don't call me "gnostic". I understand that was not ill-intended and simply means "those who know". But there is a weird connotation that goes with that. As a side note the Pagan God ( baphomet), then translated with a particular code spells SOPHIA or Greek for Wisdom. They are borderline occultsists. Weirdos.
Seriously though , why would you practice "Magick" ( which is impotent) if you have an All-Powerful God, who made you, protected you, cares for you, and wants to make you the best you can be?? He might ask you not to stick your hand in fire, or not drink poison, or stand where there is danger, but why would you not want someone of such love, justice, righteousness and character??? he doesnt require much you know???
I dont get it. You dont believe in Creation ( its BS), yet you think that words, incantations, and magick spells have power??? No way?? i dont see the logic there friend, and you seem like a bright guy and all. Balderdash!!
Occultism is a lot more then what you are thinking, Occult comes from Greek meaning Oc(hidden, secret) and Cult (group)
Maybe i'm on a quest for knowledge?
what i do has nothing to do with following others as a sheep, my path is mine and mine alone, the magik comes in because science isn't complete many of the big pieces are there Biology, Geology, Physics, mathematics, etc.. but there is still many questions and answers left to find
Knowledge is fine. Im all for study in academics. You believe that anyone who believes the Bible is a fool. Those who deny the existance of the very Creator who gave them breath are the true fools. In thinking yourself wise, you have become disallusioned. Dont feel for me. Bronze Age Cavemen??? More like Umoved Mover, the Alpha and Omega, Before Moses was I AM. You are dealing with a power you cannot comprehend. I LOVE science, "Magick" is the art of charlatans. witches, and jesters
Well my former Christian brother... Have you judged the Almighty God by the fallacies of men??? yes, you turned your back on God.But why? seriously? ask him to open your eyes, and he will IMPROVE your knowledge of ALL things. You should know this. Who lied to you? It wasnt God. You know HE is incapable of lying because its against his very nature( as He did not create himself). I am not the fool. I am smart enough to know that my days are number. You are the one whos convinced yourself otherwise
Let me guess, where have we heard this one before " Surely you wont die??!! God knows if you have KNOWLEDGE you will be LIKE HIM, and therefore why SERVE HIM?? SERVE yourSELF!! LIVE for the DAY!!! There are NO CONSEQUENCES!!! if it feels good DO IT!!!"- hmmm the oldest one in History and you swallowed that entire hook, WOW
There is no such a thing as "secret knowledge". All knowledge is there for all men to see, waiting to be discovered. Your pagan gods are not with you friend. When you call they wont answer you. They are busy taking a dump. Try the dreadful Living God. You will dig Him, I promise it :)
i could try to explain this until i'm blue in the face and you wont understand, you can't even understand basic environmental science let alone philosophy
you are limited by your faith in a book by bronze age cavemen
wow... Im glad you know me so well to make such a judgement. Im sorry you have heardened your heart against the God who loves you, but who you do not, and apparantly will never know. You put your faith in stars that burn out, trees that decay, and earth that gets defecated upon. Your gods are deaf and will not save you. Your gods are foolish idols made by the hands of flawed men who will return to the dust from whence they came. My God created the very stars you serve and defeated death itself.
hmm i'm glad you know me so well to judge me too,.. i didn't know there was gods, that's awesome!! i'll tell all my friends :D
your god is a illusion and a delusion, see what you think you believe is in the Christian god, but really you believe in converted Paganism Good luck with that ;)
thanks once again i can't wait to tell all my friends that you know what i believe better then i do,.. OMG are you a profit!?!?!
Well I am going off of what you are telling me. Im attacking ocuultism as a whole not you personally. When I say FOOL , I dont mean that as STUPID. I mean it as CONFUSED, BLIND, DISSALUSIONED, A WAYWARD GOOD MAN GONE ASTRAY. No, but I make a PROFIT at work, I am no prophet. Its simply truth, as is gravity, or thermodynamics.
Hardly Converted Paganism, that might be catholisicm, I believe in the Hebrew God, and his risen son. Please dont give me the crap about Dec. 25th being a pagan holiday, and Amen-ra, and the sun. Ive heard those fallacies all before, so save your breath for the other deceased.
well I guess it depends on what you are looking for, Science is for the natural world, the PHYSICAL Universe. Since many people believe that NOTHING exists outside of the physical, they try to cram a bunch of Metaphysical stuff ( that exceeds the box) and cram it into the box.This anti-God psuedoscience garbage didn't really show up till the 19th century( in rarely). heres a challenge..use science to prove to me God DOESNT exists. Your breaths are limited friend. I would suggest not wasting them
i don't want proof god doesn't exist haha i want proof good exist too, once i find some though i will be sure to tell you,.. but until then you can't find evidence for an idea someone had in a wet dream, it still only happened in a dream and only in it's creators head, you have the added bonus of following someone elses delusion :D the ironic thing is the bible even calls those people sheep ;)
wow.You totally misunderstand the meaning of the Biblical word "sheep".But then again, coming from somebody who worships stones, weeds, and piles of feces, I guess that makes sense. Even the best of people go astray sometimes( sheep).they lose their way (sheep). Sometimes sheep will follow other sheep off of a cliff, or ,as in your particular case , to the wolves mouths. A sheep will wander off the path into deadly territory and be completely oblivious to the danger.That would be you my friend.
i can actually :) some say god created man in his imagine, well i created god in my imagine, well in my idea of what a god might be and/or be like
Religion is rigid, one screw out of place and you fail, is your god the only one on this beautiful world of ours? No, does science have evidence to disprove yours? yes. mine conforms to what is known, and will change again and again as more becomes known, sorry but you are following a book that still says the earth is flat,.. Pssst it's a sphere
actually no. I believe in the book of Job, it mentions quite upfront of the "circle of the Earth" ( the Hebrew language was much simpler and had no word for "sphere"). It also makes mention that the moon itself does not shine. It was NOt the Bible where people got the idea the Earth was flat, your historical facts are skewed. You made god in your image?/ LOL If that be the case, why cant you save yourself from the ultimate equalizer? If you have the power of a god, then save yourself from death
man i love you hahaha,... so gnostic and closed minded,.. you site all types of science you know nothng about and tell me i don't know anything about history HAHA how are my historical fact screwed?
and BTW i don't need to be saved like you,.. because then i die i'll be worm food, and so will you ;)
Now seriously tho you need to get professional help, you should get on that
Yes, my God IS the only one, and the only one there has ever been, and whether you like it or not, he gave you breath, and eventually will take away the very breath you use to curse Him. You can stick your hand in a fire, and claim you dont believe in fire, it will still burn you. Walk into a Highway not believing in trucks, they will still hit you. Walk off of a building claiming gravity is a relative concept, you will still smack the ground. Your moral relativity fall upon its own sword.
the lord thy god wants you, Can you feel it, I said can you feel it, i CAN FEEL IT. THE LORDS POWER IS FOILING THROUGH ME! Amen praise the Lord.
LORD JESUS spoke to me. he told me there are sinners, sinners who don't know what they are talking about. those that say things they don't fully understand. things they had bias toward to begin with. they can't see the true love that JESUS brings, Amen..
Ask the LORD into your heart!, call today only 10% of your salary, operators are standing by
and no,God is not in this "world of ours".He created it, but outside of Himself.He is not part of it although like an architect He can walk through his design.God exists outside of the natural world, not part of it.Nothing that was created , created itself,it was always an outside source( in the physical world), save the Unmoved mover? Why does something exists when nothing HAD to exist? This implies source and intentionality. Look at a cell, or DNA. DNA is a program, No program programs itself.
see what is all funnier then hell is that you are being a hippocrat, you are saying oh "it's nice how you tell me what i believe "
when you are telling me what i believe, did i say i believe in luck? Nope
You really need to go to school and learn something i suggest a few science classes and English, join th debate team you might actually learn something
Sir, you wished me GOOD LUCK. I was simply making a comment I didn't say YOU believed in luck. Typical. You obviously can't seem to put things in proper context so its obvious why you would question the Bible. If you fell that i am the one who needs to learn English, fine. I will take you up on that. My first lesson would be this--- For the record it's spelled : HYPOCRITE. Your psuedoscience cannot save you from death my friend. You fool yourself in your vanity and arrogance
Wow. Ok then, First of all let them laugh. They lughed at Christ ( before he ressurected). He could do things your dead gods could never dream. The more people like you mock us, the more you simply vidicate the words of the One True God. I am sorry you abandoned God my friend. There is no more conversation to be had. God wanted you, but YOU rejected HIM. Just remember than. He loved you, cared for you, and you spit in His face. He didnt kick you from His house. it was you that refused to go in.
Live Free?? Sir you are more a slave to not only your Earthly masters and forces unseen than you will ever know. Christ sets us free. Because the only Law I am required to follow is to Love God, respecting my fellow man, his property, his wife, and do good to others, unlike you I have no earthly masters, and no earthly laws, no earthly king, and I am not bound to believe every bit of false information I am fed... whereas you do not accept your liberator, you have choosen wordly and self-slavery
dude, if I were Gnostic I would be learning new things all the time. The idea behind Gnosticism is the seeking of KNOWLEDGE ( although they do get into a lot of self-made weird psuedoscientological occultisms). Calling me gnostic yet claiming you are suprised I learned anything is a paradox and complete philisophical contradiction. Again, your argument falls upon its own sword.
actually no gnostics like you think either is nothing new to learn because you think you think you know already,.. an agnostic knows they do not know everything and that you should continue learning
I'm taking PandyFackleresque advice, this is my last comment to you, you aren't worth my time
Exactly, because this deabte isn't going to go anywhere at ALL LOL. But what Paddy..whatever her name is doesnt seem to understand at all.. is that this has been a GOOD debate I think. I dint feel any particualr anger towards you at all, nor were you in anyway unprofessional. So KUDOS to you my friend. I wish you just as well... God Bless ( lol yeah i said that ).. All the best :)
The people who made this Museum revel in their ignorance and would love to shoot the rest of us with ignorantce bullets. Religion is a brotherhood of bastards who would love to subjugate the rest of us as if we were sheep. To bad I'm a Wolf and would rip their thoats out and revel in their blood. ;-)
Try it. Im a big fan of Constantine the Great, and we've fought your kind before. Come and get this sheep friend. The Lamb is the Lion, and you are unwise to challenge He who created the Universe.
As far as the "After Adam's Sin" part goes. I think they're trying to cover their ass (which is funny enough, jokes about Eden aside). They probably use the word "venom" to attribute the problem of evil to satan or "the serpent". However, and as usual, neither of those possibilities on their list include reasons for "venom" to exist, they just try to downplay it by saying the potential was there... so it wasn't god's fault...right?
Thank you for the funny videos, wish I had been there!
Why is it hilarious??? MOST ancient world religions practiced animal sacrifice. You dont laugh at the Romans for doing it and observing the entrails, or the Nordic peoples, or the Ba'al worshipping Pheonicians. or even the Aztecs and Mayans of Meso-america that sacrificed people ( actually it is thought that both Druidic peoples and Pheonicians sacrificed their children) - yet you laugh at the Hebrew God?? Thats a little one sided
I have hard time believing that people actually trust these creation biologist. But then again, one should never underestimate the stupidity of humans.
im not from the states and damn its stunning that they have places like that! nasty big desinformation schools to keep the people dumb and away from scientific study...
Its called the Freedom of Speech. You dont have to believe it, but deal with it. I don't know how they do things in your country, but we Americans INVENTED Kick ASS!!
no its not, it's called religious freedom, and it doesn't include destroying the education of the population with dogmatic purposes.
and what you personally are doing is HATE SPEECH which is not contemplated as freedom of speech since is used to attack a person's opinion, not to defend oneself's.
Education of the Population huh?? whay dont you just call them the MASSES ( sheep). You obviously seem to think Government should have the power to censor speech. You people change the facts of History in the name of "education" ( more like indoctrination. Let me sum up the TRUE History of America in a nutshell: Try to shut us up, or oppress our worship, we have a history of shooting fuckers who try that.
Dude its a CONSTITUTIONAL RIGHT to attack a persons opinion!! I cant commit violence against him no, but why would I actually truly want to. I have a first amendment right to call him a dick. The foundation of whatever country you are in my limit speech, but as far as that here in America ... FUCK THAT .. God , Guns, and Rock and Fucking Roll!!
French/ English huh?? King George was an arrogant pussy, I believe twice we told him to shove it. And France??? oh yeah! The cowards we had to rescue in two World Wars. History lesson 2: America INVENTED Kick Ass!!!
Hey, what do you call a giant turd floating in the Atlantic? Oh yeah England ~! How is that National deathcare working out for you. Oh as far as the Occultist thing, we Christians are your best friends. We will pray that you abandon your false gods that are deaf and vain to your cries. We are here to help. But as far as the Muslims on your Island, you might want to be careful. if they find you practicing the Craft, they will behead you. There is No God but God. - Battle of New Orleans anyone?
Well when you are getting "raped" by your government because you have denied the only REASON for your HUMAN UNALIENABLE RIGHTS ( i.e-- Creator) , you will be much better off with us "braindead rednecks" giving up our own lives to defend self-serving hedonists such as yourself. Only 2 people were ever willing to die for you: Christ for your sins, and the Soldier for your freedom, but I don't expect you spoiled little Greys Anatomy/MTV shitbrats to be grateful to anyone. It "aint yer "style.
Education/Indoctrination. Let me guess, you get your facts from Public Education and Liberal College?? You do realize that those institutions are POLITICALLY motivated and into the business of selling PROPAGANDA?? Whether you believe the Bible, or evolution, doesnt matter, if you are only doing so because "thats what THEY" told me. So make sure "education" isnt confused with "indoctrination"- It happens more than most people think.
I guess Jefferson and S. Adams were also little dogs because they laid very firmly the neccessary things that MUST be maintaned in order to keep a free society. - Knowledge and Virtue
One day, pissedpatriot1776 will wake up to realize that his trolling has achieved only one thing, allowing the repressed memories of coming out of his mother's womb to be defeated by achieving moral "superiority" on the intarwebz... at least that's what Freud would say in the 21st century. If only Freud knew about trolls, then we'd have some intelligent dung to sling back at them.
First of all, I never claimed to be intellectually or morally superior to anyone. Secondly, Freud was a Cocaine addict that wanted to have sex with his mom. I would choose your role-models a little more discriminately if i were you.
I don't care what you claimed or didn't. It was a joke. My entire post was sarcasm. That's why I said "then we'd have some intelligent dung", because I consider Freud to offer intelligent poop.
That's also why I didn't address my response to you, because I don't care what you think of my sarcasm.
You are so fuckin hot! I know it's a long shot trying to talk you into moving to Texas, but keep in mind I'm in Austin. It's not like the rest of 'this state'. We're "in" Texas but not "of" if you know what I mean.
The only punishment God ever put upon mortals in the Garden, was exiling them, and assigned Adam to be the worker, and Eve to be the child-bearer and nurturer. Death and Sin were created by Mans rebellion, NOT by God's punishment. Like you said yourself, Adam and Eve never even thanked God for making them clothes. So who's the REAL culparate here??? not God
ok that's a huge steaming pile of horse shit. judging by the vapid stupidity of your comment i'm guessing you've never read a word of the bible. well guess what. i have. cover to cover. your god/douchebag repeatedly and brutally curses man. over and over. and fucking over. learn to read, i'd recommend starting with 'go dog go', and then branch out from there. and it's culprit, you fucking moron.
You are judging my spelling and reading?Im sorry, fuckitty fuck fuck fucking.There! Happy?I sound like you. You have GOT to be kidding me right? Blaming GOD for death?Are you so vain to think you are immortalyou delusional pot smiking liberal freak! EVERYONE DIES. I will, you will,Grandma will,the Romans,and Assyrians did, and will our great Grandchildren. Its part of friggin life. Oh, and go cry about how "evil" God is.God is just. You are just a pissed little kid who doesn't like daddy's rules
and by the way... It's Bible, with a capital B. Tell it you your faggot Pagan freak friends. People like you should be slaughtered like swine. Seriously. The Earth is overpopulated with your filthy rat infested inferior kind.
ok cool, I stand corrected, I meant it as a proper noun reference to the "Holy Bible" because that was the context, BUT, thanks for the input. thats pretty cool actually.
@pissedpatriot1776 youre doing little favour to your belief system, no doubt why there's more atheists each day....people's gettin tired of hatred andlies...it was about time already
Well, if I were kind and compassionate, you people would judge us for it. If a Christian is kind, you try to outlaw or persecute us from practicing our faith. You call us weak in our kindness. if we stand up, you call us hypocrites. Either way, it is our GOD whom you hate, not us. Its just the closest thing you have to spitting in GODs face is to bully us. My reference to violence is my way of saying, Im not one of those you will be able to murder. I wont go quietly. ( see Roman Empire)
are you jew? cause otherwise you can't call YHWH as yours or of your country.
anyway, i know that is ''God'' the one who hates nonbelievers, women, people from other religions, unbaptized children, animals, his creations, and a giant list of more... that was i meant by ''tired of religion's hatred and lies''
Yurn the other cheeck? Forgive ones enemy?? Sending ones own and only Son to die for a bunch of rebellious little shitbrats.. Allowing people like you who mock Him, and curse him to even BREATHE much less PROSPER?? He sounds pretty damn mericful to me. You sound like a little kid pissed because daddy wants u to clean up your room.... And you dont wanna clean up your room, so you hate "daddy" for it
You would rape my mother, and then say " Oh you're a nice little Christian so you can't do anything about it". Like Hell. We can only take so much of your bullying. Remember Ezekiel There IS a time for WAR and a Time to KILL ( everything, everyone- Clauzewitz( see total war)
Wow. Bravo my friend. Your Christian brethren must be so proud to hear all the hatred and malicious content that you spew. Does this come off as productive to you? Necessary? Do you actually believe all that shit you spewed or are you just doing the whole "I'm tough on the internet" thing. Seriously, does any of this seem sensible or rational to you? Just wow.
I't doesnt matter. Even if I were "kind and compassionate" you would judge us Christians calling us weak. Then if we revolt you call us hypocrites. Either way we lose because it is GOD whom you people hate. You just try to beat up on His followers because its the closest thing to kicking God in the face that you have. In a nut shell, I was just screwing with the idiot who sent me the nasty e-mail. Im MUCH MUCH tougher in real life than on here, but I was just watching too much History Channel
I don't think Christians are "weak". Nor do I marginalize. You're talking to too many idiots online. I don't hate god or Christians. I can't "hate God" because I don't believe in any. That's like being mad at Santa for not bringing you the right present.
I don't care how tough you are it's not important. What is, is that you don't do what you say atheists do and just marginalize. Understand, listen and rise above petty name calling and empty threats. There are higher conversations taking place.
I never heard the "raft theory" before...wow, just wow. That's entirely problematic. I think there are much better ways to explain how may have crossed to differernt continents. They built their own airplanes, duh!!!
yeah those animals would survive such long trips to land on those floating trees even if they didn't break down (maybe that's the floating forrest they were talking about :D ).. god didn't lend much of a helping hand there either... but he did skin those animals earlier to make clothes for adam and eve... nice god, sets a nice moral example \o/ money well spent on this museum arr ..
Haha this creationism museum was the funniest thing ive seen today.
Its scary that people actually believe this.
I dont claim to have the truth but evolution is the most logic explanation presented to me so far. Luckily not many believe in gods where i live (sweden).
Creation Science's explanations for the world is ALWAYS more complicated than it ever should be...its the only way they can explain their crazy theories in a natural world.....Like Noah's flood creating the Grand Canyon, Lame!
Their following obviously doesn't think beyond their own noses so all they have to do is come up with an explaination so convoluted that the sheep stop paying attention after a few bigs words. Completely lame.
Me and my brother had a big laugh over this. The creation story is the biggest excuse ever. Its ignorant and suggestive of people who had no idea of how genetics and natural laws etc. work. Thanks a lot for showing me this.
Glad you guys liked it! One day, if you ever venture over the pond to look in horror on what your excommunicated Pilgrim forebears have wrought, I'll take you to this museum. And together, we will get drunk and then set it on fire. It's what Jesus would have wanted.
I know this is off topic, but I saw the 'hug an atheist' shirt and my first thought was "and I'd do it if it said 'kiss' instead". Was thinking either the big guy in orange was your boyfriend and then LOLing to myself that an ass kicking would be prompt if I made *any* moves. :P
It's funny that they are trying to do all this to correlate with the bible, but the serpent they illustrate is supposed to have legs at that point, because Adam and Eve are still nude in the garden. I think it's because people would see how weird a serpent would look with legs, and not want to show more logical absurdities than possible to avoid. Even though, they have kids playing around raptors lol.
bobbycathey 1 month ago
The museum made a huge mistake with the snake. It should have had legs. It supposedly had its legs taken away by god as a punishment LOL Snakes haven't suffered from not having legs. This stuff is so stupid. I could not have attended and maintained a decent composure. You are better than I.
RhondaH 3 months ago
LOL..."...and the serpent. You bastard."
TVWriterGuy 8 months ago
that was a pretty good video actually.
MsReefmaster 8 months ago
1:38..........yeah i got nothing. i'm sorry but you know....nothing makes sense in this place so it could be one of them.
doggygenesis 9 months ago
i think that its really cute that they actually tried to explain it
IfMasturC33fwusFr33 10 months ago
creationism is a cult herded by warlocks. However, these types of churches are often the most financially successful. I believe there is an inherent connection with how insane people are and how much money they're willing to give to their church. People like billy Crone and Kent Hovind are criminals and crooks who are probably going to burn in hell for being such manipulative warlocks. theyre modern day sorcerers; their craft of choice? propoganda and ignorance.
mpok1519 1 year ago
I think that bird was a moa. That's a flightless bird that went extinct because of human predation.
906087 1 year ago
The bird statue is that of a rhea.
pupsenok 1 year ago
AW now look what you have DONE! Now they know about that prehistoric bird statue is a transitional fossil, now its in danger of being removed from the display!
The creatardfest keeps going
emancoy 1 year ago
venomous snakes before the sin, used to contain enzymes used to pre-digest food and vegetables before snaked swallows it, and constrictors used to wrap themselves around fruits and vegetables to squeeze them down before eating them.
LOLOLOLOLOL!
emancoy 1 year ago
I really do wonder how many people actually take creationism seriously. I do not believe there are many people who visit that place and think its a real museum. Is it not possible that parents take their kids there like they would take them to Disneyworld? When you go around the different 'countires' in Disneyworld you don't actually think you're physically there.... You can tell the kids they are there though. I'm Canadian and I have never met a bible literalist here. I did meet one in Mobile.
VeritasTruthEmet 1 year ago
k we all can agree that things would be better if creationists would agree to eat from the fucking Tree of Knowledge. Really.
VeritasTruthEmet 1 year ago
Sweet, now I don’t have to actually go to the joke museum, oh wait, I meant "creation museum" myself. I just heard about it and thought "wow, I gotta see this catastrophe for myself". Thanks for saving me the drive!
The whole thing reminds me of the joke of how the scientist says “here is the evidence, what facts can we conclude from them", and the creationalist says "here are the facts, now what evidence can we make to support it", or something like that anyway.
BigJonBone 1 year ago
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lttlmn502 1 year ago
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lttlmn502 1 year ago
around 6:22, i think that's an elephant bird, an extinct bird from Madagascar.
Madman1234855 1 year ago
Adam had only been alive a few days. How did he manage to grow that bushy beard?
lewisner 1 year ago
The way they just make shit up and provide NO real justification... doesn't it just make you want to punch them in their stupid faces?
tml4873 1 year ago
This is pretty funny, though I don't understand why you try to argue with such a contrived viewpoint. Good luck :P
peterpatalano 1 year ago
I don't know if anyone has made a comment in all this time about the door, so here's what I was told: The door represents the time when Adam & Eve are kicked out of the garden and God "locks them out" by placing angel guards and such. That's why we see all the locks on it, and the warning "The world's not safe anymore." From then on they had to contend with the animals who were becoming carnivorous and/or venomous, death, etc, as you comment on later in the video.
wolfprincess027 1 year ago
the Creation museum is a monument to stupid, depressing to think what they could have done with that money, but at least this educates folks to the depth which mankind is capable of sinking intellectually in spite of an unprecidented compendium of available information.
mrrealtime 1 year ago
Creationism is the CRAZY man's science.
AislinCade 1 year ago
Only a sick mind could produce such a place. I had no idea it was that bad. Thanks for the upload.
7926645 1 year ago
It's all a load of old bollox!
Why people still waste so much time and effort even mentioning this crap is beyond resonable comprhension.
Grow up human race and stop believing in fairy stories.
dirtydonki 1 year ago
Wow, I couldn't bring myself to pay to see crap like that. It has great comedic potential but I'd hate to give em money.
What else did the poster say on where Cain found his girlfriend? Can you recall cause it is hilarious how they make stuff up.
O2BSoLucky 1 year ago
Thx for the vids, been dying to see this travesty!
disrxt 1 year ago
Excellent vid. I could not agree more. Bravo!
obdami 2 years ago
hehe...funny! But you're just shooting fish in a barrel. Laughing at the unsophisticated is too easy. Yes, that was all great fun, but now... can ya dig the metaphor? Two nekkid people. Eve and the serpent. (Adam and the sheep) Forbidden fruit. Original sin. The Tree of Knowledge. Creation. ...it's the beginning of Mankind figuring out 'the Wildthang'. The story is true..it's just not literal. (check out Lilith if you want some more intrigue to the bronze age soap opera.)
ThePhantomBlacksmith 2 years ago
Oh and Paddy, before you accuse me of being a "schoolyard bully" remember that it is the bully that beats up the other kids and is the strongest. It is the bully that collects all the kids lunch money. it is the bully that controls the others by fear. it is the bully who owns the turf/territory. It is the bully that is the strongest. The bully is the MOST LIKELY to survive.. Classic Darwinism 101. let the weak die out, and make room for the strong. Too bad religious ethics should interfere ....
pissedpatriot1776 2 years ago
You're about one comment away from being annoying and useless enough to be blocked.
PandyFackleresque 2 years ago 3
Ok,ok..geez. Whats wrong with a little debate? I believe the last debate between me and that Occult guy was actually quite constructive. Even with arguing, there is exchange of ideas. I am confident enough in my faith to allow people to challenge it. When you censor people, its usually because people that censor others are "threatened" by them. If you are 100% sure that God is a joke, you would not need to censor those who oppose your viewpoint. If you are truly confident,welcome the challenge:)
pissedpatriot1776 2 years ago
I'm not censoring you because you oppose my viewpoint, I'm censoring you because you insist on arguing like a dumbass on most of my videos. Goodday, sir.
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iChickencoop 1 year ago
Meh.
PandyFackleresque 1 year ago
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iChickencoop 1 year ago
@pissedpatriot1776 No,no your right. Let's base our ethical decision on a book filled with fallacies and contradictions. First comes survival then we make ethical ideals from our own will. Not because some book foretells that if you don't live ethically you burn. God gave us free will, Live the way he wants or burn in hell.
keefe1212 1 year ago
@pissedpatriot1776 and hilarity ensued when everyone realized that you just described your own god. Irony is a beautiful thing.
hornylink 1 year ago
@pissedpatriot1776 No. a bully is a single entity... and in no way superior to a pack. Packs are stronger, faster and smarter. Evolution 101.
jymbo1969 1 year ago
@pissedpatriot1776
Please don't demean the entire field of Evolutionary Biology because you are unfamiliar with it. The simplistic generalizations put forth by many people today regarding evolution are saddening. I wouldn't dare try to expound on the engineering origins of the rotary engine, I ask you to do the same. The statement that the "bully is the MOST LIKELY to survive" is a false one.I challenge you to brush up on your research.
gratefuljamhead 1 year ago
@pissedpatriot1776 It takes many years for evolution to take place. Don't worry, your kind will fall eventually and go extinct. If you want to bully, go ahead. You will reap what you sow. Also you might want to ask yourself what Jesus would do. I don't believe in god, but I do know that Jesus was a far greater and kinder man than you. You seem to get your morals from Satan if you ask me.
justinlloyd3 2 months ago
and please don't call me "gnostic". I understand that was not ill-intended and simply means "those who know". But there is a weird connotation that goes with that. As a side note the Pagan God ( baphomet), then translated with a particular code spells SOPHIA or Greek for Wisdom. They are borderline occultsists. Weirdos.
pissedpatriot1776 2 years ago
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OccultistPriest 2 years ago
thanks for the Video :D
But i still have to go myself, i need to see this BS with my own 2 eyes
OccultistPriest 2 years ago
Seriously though , why would you practice "Magick" ( which is impotent) if you have an All-Powerful God, who made you, protected you, cares for you, and wants to make you the best you can be?? He might ask you not to stick your hand in fire, or not drink poison, or stand where there is danger, but why would you not want someone of such love, justice, righteousness and character??? he doesnt require much you know???
pissedpatriot1776 2 years ago
I dont get it. You dont believe in Creation ( its BS), yet you think that words, incantations, and magick spells have power??? No way?? i dont see the logic there friend, and you seem like a bright guy and all. Balderdash!!
pissedpatriot1776 2 years ago
Occultism is a lot more then what you are thinking, Occult comes from Greek meaning Oc(hidden, secret) and Cult (group)
Maybe i'm on a quest for knowledge?
what i do has nothing to do with following others as a sheep, my path is mine and mine alone, the magik comes in because science isn't complete many of the big pieces are there Biology, Geology, Physics, mathematics, etc.. but there is still many questions and answers left to find
Sorry they aren't in the bible :( i feel for you
OccultistPriest 2 years ago
Don't waste your time with this guy. Seriously, he just insults anybody who decides to respond to him - like a schoolyard bully!
PandyFackleresque 2 years ago
@PandyFackleresque it's all good, it's entertaining, not like i have much of anything else to do right now,..
Name calling is ok too, it wont prove him right in any way, has Hovind won a single debate yet? ;)
OccultistPriest 2 years ago
Haha, good on you then ;D
PandyFackleresque 2 years ago
Knowledge is fine. Im all for study in academics. You believe that anyone who believes the Bible is a fool. Those who deny the existance of the very Creator who gave them breath are the true fools. In thinking yourself wise, you have become disallusioned. Dont feel for me. Bronze Age Cavemen??? More like Umoved Mover, the Alpha and Omega, Before Moses was I AM. You are dealing with a power you cannot comprehend. I LOVE science, "Magick" is the art of charlatans. witches, and jesters
pissedpatriot1776 2 years ago
No not really one who believe in the Bible are fools just the ones like you :D
you basically don't agree with things like science that disprove what you believe and adapt and change,.. who is really the fool here?
the one with the open mind(me) or the one with the closed mind(you)
FYI i was a Christian for 14 Yr i didn't turn my back on god,.. i turned my back on being lied too
OccultistPriest 2 years ago
Well my former Christian brother... Have you judged the Almighty God by the fallacies of men??? yes, you turned your back on God.But why? seriously? ask him to open your eyes, and he will IMPROVE your knowledge of ALL things. You should know this. Who lied to you? It wasnt God. You know HE is incapable of lying because its against his very nature( as He did not create himself). I am not the fool. I am smart enough to know that my days are number. You are the one whos convinced yourself otherwise
pissedpatriot1776 2 years ago
You are defending science yet believe in Magick?? Thats hardly "logical". people like Dawkins or Asimov would eat your breakfast on that one dude.
pissedpatriot1776 2 years ago
Let me guess, where have we heard this one before " Surely you wont die??!! God knows if you have KNOWLEDGE you will be LIKE HIM, and therefore why SERVE HIM?? SERVE yourSELF!! LIVE for the DAY!!! There are NO CONSEQUENCES!!! if it feels good DO IT!!!"- hmmm the oldest one in History and you swallowed that entire hook, WOW
pissedpatriot1776 2 years ago
There is no such a thing as "secret knowledge". All knowledge is there for all men to see, waiting to be discovered. Your pagan gods are not with you friend. When you call they wont answer you. They are busy taking a dump. Try the dreadful Living God. You will dig Him, I promise it :)
pissedpatriot1776 2 years ago
i could try to explain this until i'm blue in the face and you wont understand, you can't even understand basic environmental science let alone philosophy
you are limited by your faith in a book by bronze age cavemen
OccultistPriest 2 years ago
wow... Im glad you know me so well to make such a judgement. Im sorry you have heardened your heart against the God who loves you, but who you do not, and apparantly will never know. You put your faith in stars that burn out, trees that decay, and earth that gets defecated upon. Your gods are deaf and will not save you. Your gods are foolish idols made by the hands of flawed men who will return to the dust from whence they came. My God created the very stars you serve and defeated death itself.
pissedpatriot1776 2 years ago
hmm i'm glad you know me so well to judge me too,.. i didn't know there was gods, that's awesome!! i'll tell all my friends :D
your god is a illusion and a delusion, see what you think you believe is in the Christian god, but really you believe in converted Paganism Good luck with that ;)
thanks once again i can't wait to tell all my friends that you know what i believe better then i do,.. OMG are you a profit!?!?!
OccultistPriest 2 years ago
Well I am going off of what you are telling me. Im attacking ocuultism as a whole not you personally. When I say FOOL , I dont mean that as STUPID. I mean it as CONFUSED, BLIND, DISSALUSIONED, A WAYWARD GOOD MAN GONE ASTRAY. No, but I make a PROFIT at work, I am no prophet. Its simply truth, as is gravity, or thermodynamics.
pissedpatriot1776 2 years ago
My GOD is more real than even you are friend.
pissedpatriot1776 2 years ago
Hardly Converted Paganism, that might be catholisicm, I believe in the Hebrew God, and his risen son. Please dont give me the crap about Dec. 25th being a pagan holiday, and Amen-ra, and the sun. Ive heard those fallacies all before, so save your breath for the other deceased.
pissedpatriot1776 2 years ago
@pissedpatriot1776 maybe you heard those Fallacies before,... ummm because they are true?
can you prove to me go exists? with really evidence? i bet not
here's the key if the bible says it,.. it's not proof
OccultistPriest 2 years ago
well I guess it depends on what you are looking for, Science is for the natural world, the PHYSICAL Universe. Since many people believe that NOTHING exists outside of the physical, they try to cram a bunch of Metaphysical stuff ( that exceeds the box) and cram it into the box.This anti-God psuedoscience garbage didn't really show up till the 19th century( in rarely). heres a challenge..use science to prove to me God DOESNT exists. Your breaths are limited friend. I would suggest not wasting them
pissedpatriot1776 2 years ago
i don't want proof god doesn't exist haha i want proof good exist too, once i find some though i will be sure to tell you,.. but until then you can't find evidence for an idea someone had in a wet dream, it still only happened in a dream and only in it's creators head, you have the added bonus of following someone elses delusion :D the ironic thing is the bible even calls those people sheep ;)
OccultistPriest 2 years ago
wow.You totally misunderstand the meaning of the Biblical word "sheep".But then again, coming from somebody who worships stones, weeds, and piles of feces, I guess that makes sense. Even the best of people go astray sometimes( sheep).they lose their way (sheep). Sometimes sheep will follow other sheep off of a cliff, or ,as in your particular case , to the wolves mouths. A sheep will wander off the path into deadly territory and be completely oblivious to the danger.That would be you my friend.
pissedpatriot1776 2 years ago
if you dont like God, go punch him in the face, please.
pissedpatriot1776 2 years ago
i can actually :) some say god created man in his imagine, well i created god in my imagine, well in my idea of what a god might be and/or be like
Religion is rigid, one screw out of place and you fail, is your god the only one on this beautiful world of ours? No, does science have evidence to disprove yours? yes. mine conforms to what is known, and will change again and again as more becomes known, sorry but you are following a book that still says the earth is flat,.. Pssst it's a sphere
OccultistPriest 2 years ago
actually no. I believe in the book of Job, it mentions quite upfront of the "circle of the Earth" ( the Hebrew language was much simpler and had no word for "sphere"). It also makes mention that the moon itself does not shine. It was NOt the Bible where people got the idea the Earth was flat, your historical facts are skewed. You made god in your image?/ LOL If that be the case, why cant you save yourself from the ultimate equalizer? If you have the power of a god, then save yourself from death
pissedpatriot1776 2 years ago
man i love you hahaha,... so gnostic and closed minded,.. you site all types of science you know nothng about and tell me i don't know anything about history HAHA how are my historical fact screwed?
and BTW i don't need to be saved like you,.. because then i die i'll be worm food, and so will you ;)
Now seriously tho you need to get professional help, you should get on that
OccultistPriest 2 years ago
Yes, my God IS the only one, and the only one there has ever been, and whether you like it or not, he gave you breath, and eventually will take away the very breath you use to curse Him. You can stick your hand in a fire, and claim you dont believe in fire, it will still burn you. Walk into a Highway not believing in trucks, they will still hit you. Walk off of a building claiming gravity is a relative concept, you will still smack the ground. Your moral relativity fall upon its own sword.
pissedpatriot1776 2 years ago
the lord thy god wants you, Can you feel it, I said can you feel it, i CAN FEEL IT. THE LORDS POWER IS FOILING THROUGH ME! Amen praise the Lord.
LORD JESUS spoke to me. he told me there are sinners, sinners who don't know what they are talking about. those that say things they don't fully understand. things they had bias toward to begin with. they can't see the true love that JESUS brings, Amen..
Ask the LORD into your heart!, call today only 10% of your salary, operators are standing by
OccultistPriest 2 years ago
and no,God is not in this "world of ours".He created it, but outside of Himself.He is not part of it although like an architect He can walk through his design.God exists outside of the natural world, not part of it.Nothing that was created , created itself,it was always an outside source( in the physical world), save the Unmoved mover? Why does something exists when nothing HAD to exist? This implies source and intentionality. Look at a cell, or DNA. DNA is a program, No program programs itself.
pissedpatriot1776 2 years ago
A fool believes in luck.
pissedpatriot1776 2 years ago
see what is all funnier then hell is that you are being a hippocrat, you are saying oh "it's nice how you tell me what i believe "
when you are telling me what i believe, did i say i believe in luck? Nope
You really need to go to school and learn something i suggest a few science classes and English, join th debate team you might actually learn something
OccultistPriest 2 years ago
Sir, you wished me GOOD LUCK. I was simply making a comment I didn't say YOU believed in luck. Typical. You obviously can't seem to put things in proper context so its obvious why you would question the Bible. If you fell that i am the one who needs to learn English, fine. I will take you up on that. My first lesson would be this--- For the record it's spelled : HYPOCRITE. Your psuedoscience cannot save you from death my friend. You fool yourself in your vanity and arrogance
pissedpatriot1776 2 years ago
you should check out and sub to Thunderf00t and watch his series called
"Why people laugh at creationists"
if you don't get it after that,.. i'm sorry
OccultistPriest 2 years ago
Wow. Ok then, First of all let them laugh. They lughed at Christ ( before he ressurected). He could do things your dead gods could never dream. The more people like you mock us, the more you simply vidicate the words of the One True God. I am sorry you abandoned God my friend. There is no more conversation to be had. God wanted you, but YOU rejected HIM. Just remember than. He loved you, cared for you, and you spit in His face. He didnt kick you from His house. it was you that refused to go in.
pissedpatriot1776 2 years ago
Your fate is your fault. There is nothing more to be said here. You have chosen death.
pissedpatriot1776 2 years ago
Live Free?? Sir you are more a slave to not only your Earthly masters and forces unseen than you will ever know. Christ sets us free. Because the only Law I am required to follow is to Love God, respecting my fellow man, his property, his wife, and do good to others, unlike you I have no earthly masters, and no earthly laws, no earthly king, and I am not bound to believe every bit of false information I am fed... whereas you do not accept your liberator, you have choosen wordly and self-slavery
pissedpatriot1776 2 years ago
dude, if I were Gnostic I would be learning new things all the time. The idea behind Gnosticism is the seeking of KNOWLEDGE ( although they do get into a lot of self-made weird psuedoscientological occultisms). Calling me gnostic yet claiming you are suprised I learned anything is a paradox and complete philisophical contradiction. Again, your argument falls upon its own sword.
pissedpatriot1776 2 years ago
actually no gnostics like you think either is nothing new to learn because you think you think you know already,.. an agnostic knows they do not know everything and that you should continue learning
I'm taking PandyFackleresque advice, this is my last comment to you, you aren't worth my time
i wish you "well" in the future
OccultistPriest 2 years ago
Exactly, because this deabte isn't going to go anywhere at ALL LOL. But what Paddy..whatever her name is doesnt seem to understand at all.. is that this has been a GOOD debate I think. I dint feel any particualr anger towards you at all, nor were you in anyway unprofessional. So KUDOS to you my friend. I wish you just as well... God Bless ( lol yeah i said that ).. All the best :)
pissedpatriot1776 2 years ago
6:14 - I think it's a Moa, an extinct flightless bird that lived in Australia. (I think)
Venaloid 2 years ago
Looks like a Moa, although Moas grow up to 12 feet tall so it looks a wee short but hard to tell. Plus are from New Zealand not Australia.
Grymyrk 2 years ago
1:56 - The first item is evolution.... BLASPHEMY!!!
Venaloid 2 years ago
The people who made this Museum revel in their ignorance and would love to shoot the rest of us with ignorantce bullets. Religion is a brotherhood of bastards who would love to subjugate the rest of us as if we were sheep. To bad I'm a Wolf and would rip their thoats out and revel in their blood. ;-)
TheTommytrouble 2 years ago
Try it. Im a big fan of Constantine the Great, and we've fought your kind before. Come and get this sheep friend. The Lamb is the Lion, and you are unwise to challenge He who created the Universe.
pissedpatriot1776 2 years ago
And the serpent !!!!
You basterd...
haha
tatvin 2 years ago
Thank you. Very interesting.
esteban0321 2 years ago
As far as the "After Adam's Sin" part goes. I think they're trying to cover their ass (which is funny enough, jokes about Eden aside). They probably use the word "venom" to attribute the problem of evil to satan or "the serpent". However, and as usual, neither of those possibilities on their list include reasons for "venom" to exist, they just try to downplay it by saying the potential was there... so it wasn't god's fault...right?
Thank you for the funny videos, wish I had been there!
scottydamion 2 years ago
That was the best look inside the creation museum that I've ever seen. Thank you!
I've wanted to see that monument to ignorance ever since it opened.
IntellujuntDeezine 2 years ago
Why is it hilarious??? MOST ancient world religions practiced animal sacrifice. You dont laugh at the Romans for doing it and observing the entrails, or the Nordic peoples, or the Ba'al worshipping Pheonicians. or even the Aztecs and Mayans of Meso-america that sacrificed people ( actually it is thought that both Druidic peoples and Pheonicians sacrificed their children) - yet you laugh at the Hebrew God?? Thats a little one sided
pissedpatriot1776 2 years ago
Eh.. serpent had legs in the bibles... they don't even follow their own beliefs.
LovelesEntertainment 2 years ago
The bird statue looks like a moa, a recently extinct new zealand bird
shorterboyabcdef 2 years ago
Quite funny video.
I have hard time believing that people actually trust these creation biologist. But then again, one should never underestimate the stupidity of humans.
BalthamelVGD 2 years ago
im not from the states and damn its stunning that they have places like that! nasty big desinformation schools to keep the people dumb and away from scientific study...
have a good day miss
seppesai 2 years ago
Its called the Freedom of Speech. You dont have to believe it, but deal with it. I don't know how they do things in your country, but we Americans INVENTED Kick ASS!!
pissedpatriot1776 2 years ago
no its not, it's called religious freedom, and it doesn't include destroying the education of the population with dogmatic purposes.
and what you personally are doing is HATE SPEECH which is not contemplated as freedom of speech since is used to attack a person's opinion, not to defend oneself's.
seppesai 2 years ago
Education of the Population huh?? whay dont you just call them the MASSES ( sheep). You obviously seem to think Government should have the power to censor speech. You people change the facts of History in the name of "education" ( more like indoctrination. Let me sum up the TRUE History of America in a nutshell: Try to shut us up, or oppress our worship, we have a history of shooting fuckers who try that.
pissedpatriot1776 2 years ago
Dude its a CONSTITUTIONAL RIGHT to attack a persons opinion!! I cant commit violence against him no, but why would I actually truly want to. I have a first amendment right to call him a dick. The foundation of whatever country you are in my limit speech, but as far as that here in America ... FUCK THAT .. God , Guns, and Rock and Fucking Roll!!
pissedpatriot1776 2 years ago
and i live in a secular laicist republic, which is more likely to follow the french/english tradition of independence and freedom.
seppesai 2 years ago
French/ English huh?? King George was an arrogant pussy, I believe twice we told him to shove it. And France??? oh yeah! The cowards we had to rescue in two World Wars. History lesson 2: America INVENTED Kick Ass!!!
pissedpatriot1776 2 years ago
ohh you mean the same English that kicked Americas ass in the war of 1812? you know because you guys invented kick ass right?
OccultistPriest 2 years ago
Hey, what do you call a giant turd floating in the Atlantic? Oh yeah England ~! How is that National deathcare working out for you. Oh as far as the Occultist thing, we Christians are your best friends. We will pray that you abandon your false gods that are deaf and vain to your cries. We are here to help. But as far as the Muslims on your Island, you might want to be careful. if they find you practicing the Craft, they will behead you. There is No God but God. - Battle of New Orleans anyone?
pissedpatriot1776 2 years ago
I wouldn't get into it with this guy. He's obviously a braindead redneck.
PandyFackleresque 2 years ago
And he's really, really boring. Whch him easy to ignore.
d4m7s8 2 years ago
i apologize. i keep antagonizing him. it's been a slow morning.
clutterfish 2 years ago
Haha, antagonize away! These idiots are always good for a slow day ;)
PandyFackleresque 2 years ago
Well when you are getting "raped" by your government because you have denied the only REASON for your HUMAN UNALIENABLE RIGHTS ( i.e-- Creator) , you will be much better off with us "braindead rednecks" giving up our own lives to defend self-serving hedonists such as yourself. Only 2 people were ever willing to die for you: Christ for your sins, and the Soldier for your freedom, but I don't expect you spoiled little Greys Anatomy/MTV shitbrats to be grateful to anyone. It "aint yer "style.
pissedpatriot1776 2 years ago
Sadly, there's plenty of them :( But we're working on changing that.
PandyFackleresque 2 years ago
yeah, thanks for that. education's the only way ;).
regards
seppesai 2 years ago
Education/Indoctrination. Let me guess, you get your facts from Public Education and Liberal College?? You do realize that those institutions are POLITICALLY motivated and into the business of selling PROPAGANDA?? Whether you believe the Bible, or evolution, doesnt matter, if you are only doing so because "thats what THEY" told me. So make sure "education" isnt confused with "indoctrination"- It happens more than most people think.
pissedpatriot1776 2 years ago
Keep barking, little dog.
PandyFackleresque 2 years ago
I guess Jefferson and S. Adams were also little dogs because they laid very firmly the neccessary things that MUST be maintaned in order to keep a free society. - Knowledge and Virtue
pissedpatriot1776 2 years ago
Your mirror is so shiny it has almost blinded me.
aPenguin09 2 years ago
True enough! Cheers :)
PandyFackleresque 2 years ago
One day, pissedpatriot1776 will wake up to realize that his trolling has achieved only one thing, allowing the repressed memories of coming out of his mother's womb to be defeated by achieving moral "superiority" on the intarwebz... at least that's what Freud would say in the 21st century. If only Freud knew about trolls, then we'd have some intelligent dung to sling back at them.
scottydamion 2 years ago
First of all, I never claimed to be intellectually or morally superior to anyone. Secondly, Freud was a Cocaine addict that wanted to have sex with his mom. I would choose your role-models a little more discriminately if i were you.
pissedpatriot1776 2 years ago
I don't care what you claimed or didn't. It was a joke. My entire post was sarcasm. That's why I said "then we'd have some intelligent dung", because I consider Freud to offer intelligent poop.
That's also why I didn't address my response to you, because I don't care what you think of my sarcasm.
scottydamion 2 years ago
AND THE SERPENT!!!
.....you bastard!
FSUjonnyD 2 years ago
You are so fuckin hot! I know it's a long shot trying to talk you into moving to Texas, but keep in mind I'm in Austin. It's not like the rest of 'this state'. We're "in" Texas but not "of" if you know what I mean.
Guitcad1 2 years ago
They were crying because they were kicked out of Eden ( a Soialist paradise, no one has to work, everyone eats for free )
pissedpatriot1776 2 years ago
The only punishment God ever put upon mortals in the Garden, was exiling them, and assigned Adam to be the worker, and Eve to be the child-bearer and nurturer. Death and Sin were created by Mans rebellion, NOT by God's punishment. Like you said yourself, Adam and Eve never even thanked God for making them clothes. So who's the REAL culparate here??? not God
pissedpatriot1776 2 years ago
Straw Man much?
PandyFackleresque 2 years ago
No, I create entire straw armies, and then i slaughter them all and burn them down like Genghis Kahn. But let me guess Peace and Love right??
pissedpatriot1776 2 years ago
ok that's a huge steaming pile of horse shit. judging by the vapid stupidity of your comment i'm guessing you've never read a word of the bible. well guess what. i have. cover to cover. your god/douchebag repeatedly and brutally curses man. over and over. and fucking over. learn to read, i'd recommend starting with 'go dog go', and then branch out from there. and it's culprit, you fucking moron.
clutterfish 2 years ago
You are judging my spelling and reading?Im sorry, fuckitty fuck fuck fucking.There! Happy?I sound like you. You have GOT to be kidding me right? Blaming GOD for death?Are you so vain to think you are immortalyou delusional pot smiking liberal freak! EVERYONE DIES. I will, you will,Grandma will,the Romans,and Assyrians did, and will our great Grandchildren. Its part of friggin life. Oh, and go cry about how "evil" God is.God is just. You are just a pissed little kid who doesn't like daddy's rules
pissedpatriot1776 2 years ago
and by the way... It's Bible, with a capital B. Tell it you your faggot Pagan freak friends. People like you should be slaughtered like swine. Seriously. The Earth is overpopulated with your filthy rat infested inferior kind.
pissedpatriot1776 2 years ago
@pissedpatriot1776 bible is a greek word which means book. common word.
seppesai 2 years ago 2
ok cool, I stand corrected, I meant it as a proper noun reference to the "Holy Bible" because that was the context, BUT, thanks for the input. thats pretty cool actually.
pissedpatriot1776 2 years ago
what I give for the days of Joshua, where we could cleave the head from your body.... Pieces of shit like you ought to taste steel. Fucker
pissedpatriot1776 2 years ago
@pissedpatriot1776 youre doing little favour to your belief system, no doubt why there's more atheists each day....people's gettin tired of hatred andlies...it was about time already
seppesai 2 years ago
Well, if I were kind and compassionate, you people would judge us for it. If a Christian is kind, you try to outlaw or persecute us from practicing our faith. You call us weak in our kindness. if we stand up, you call us hypocrites. Either way, it is our GOD whom you hate, not us. Its just the closest thing you have to spitting in GODs face is to bully us. My reference to violence is my way of saying, Im not one of those you will be able to murder. I wont go quietly. ( see Roman Empire)
pissedpatriot1776 2 years ago
are you jew? cause otherwise you can't call YHWH as yours or of your country.
anyway, i know that is ''God'' the one who hates nonbelievers, women, people from other religions, unbaptized children, animals, his creations, and a giant list of more... that was i meant by ''tired of religion's hatred and lies''
seppesai 2 years ago
Yurn the other cheeck? Forgive ones enemy?? Sending ones own and only Son to die for a bunch of rebellious little shitbrats.. Allowing people like you who mock Him, and curse him to even BREATHE much less PROSPER?? He sounds pretty damn mericful to me. You sound like a little kid pissed because daddy wants u to clean up your room.... And you dont wanna clean up your room, so you hate "daddy" for it
pissedpatriot1776 2 years ago
Turn the other cheeck- typo
pissedpatriot1776 2 years ago
You would rape my mother, and then say " Oh you're a nice little Christian so you can't do anything about it". Like Hell. We can only take so much of your bullying. Remember Ezekiel There IS a time for WAR and a Time to KILL ( everything, everyone- Clauzewitz( see total war)
pissedpatriot1776 2 years ago
i wouldn't rape your mother. i might piss in her mouth once in a while, but the bitch only asks for the piss, never the nut...FRRRREAK!!
clutterfish 2 years ago
you are a disgusting and foul disgrace to humanity. You are a waste of life that God could have better spent on someone else.
pissedpatriot1776 2 years ago
Wow. Bravo my friend. Your Christian brethren must be so proud to hear all the hatred and malicious content that you spew. Does this come off as productive to you? Necessary? Do you actually believe all that shit you spewed or are you just doing the whole "I'm tough on the internet" thing. Seriously, does any of this seem sensible or rational to you? Just wow.
CriticalAtheist 2 years ago
I't doesnt matter. Even if I were "kind and compassionate" you would judge us Christians calling us weak. Then if we revolt you call us hypocrites. Either way we lose because it is GOD whom you people hate. You just try to beat up on His followers because its the closest thing to kicking God in the face that you have. In a nut shell, I was just screwing with the idiot who sent me the nasty e-mail. Im MUCH MUCH tougher in real life than on here, but I was just watching too much History Channel
pissedpatriot1776 2 years ago
I don't think Christians are "weak". Nor do I marginalize. You're talking to too many idiots online. I don't hate god or Christians. I can't "hate God" because I don't believe in any. That's like being mad at Santa for not bringing you the right present.
I don't care how tough you are it's not important. What is, is that you don't do what you say atheists do and just marginalize. Understand, listen and rise above petty name calling and empty threats. There are higher conversations taking place.
CriticalAtheist 2 years ago
tough like a hard bowel movement.
clutterfish 2 years ago
your flash is onnn!!! lol funny though.
awhell666 2 years ago
I never heard the "raft theory" before...wow, just wow. That's entirely problematic. I think there are much better ways to explain how may have crossed to differernt continents. They built their own airplanes, duh!!!
booksandvideos 2 years ago
Wow, this would be so funny if it wasn't basically like laughing at a retarded person.
But hey, thinking ist so overrated!
MeisterFalti 2 years ago
you're pretty cute ^^
thanks for the vid BTW, very entertaining
handofnergal 2 years ago
yeah those animals would survive such long trips to land on those floating trees even if they didn't break down (maybe that's the floating forrest they were talking about :D ).. god didn't lend much of a helping hand there either... but he did skin those animals earlier to make clothes for adam and eve... nice god, sets a nice moral example \o/ money well spent on this museum arr ..
RobinHoodFox74 2 years ago
Worst 7 minutes of my life lol naaw it was ok loved the DOOR! P.s. Guy below nobody gives a damn about the bird smartass
devincloudtv 2 years ago
Bird was a Moa. They were hunted into extinction by the Maori people of New Zealand around 1500 AD.
Unwyred 2 years ago
That door looks like a Zombie movie prop.
rawley69 2 years ago
When the zombie apocalypse happens, it's going to start at the creation museum. Don't bullshit me, you know it's true.
PandyFackleresque 2 years ago
Yea, but it won't be normal zombies. Just lobotomized theistards.
rawley69 2 years ago
Haha this creationism museum was the funniest thing ive seen today.
Its scary that people actually believe this.
I dont claim to have the truth but evolution is the most logic explanation presented to me so far. Luckily not many believe in gods where i live (sweden).
Just say no to gods.
lupert1975 2 years ago
Nice! Yeah, I've heard that Sweden is one of the most "godless" countries in the world so I envy you.
PandyFackleresque 2 years ago
OH and I think that bird is a Moa.
LatumWay 2 years ago
Yeah thanks. Someone already said that.
PandyFackleresque 2 years ago
bastards.
LatumWay 2 years ago
oii
grenangle 2 years ago
Bahaha
PandyFackleresque 2 years ago
hehehe...
LatumWay 2 years ago
I think your big bird is an Extinct New Zealand moa They didn't last long once man turned up.
grenangle 2 years ago
Oh fuck, you're right! I don't really know how I missed that one... Well, either way. Jesus didn't want him here.
PandyFackleresque 2 years ago
They must have been forearm lickin' good.
grenangle 2 years ago
Creation Science's explanations for the world is ALWAYS more complicated than it ever should be...its the only way they can explain their crazy theories in a natural world.....Like Noah's flood creating the Grand Canyon, Lame!
s8ntmark 2 years ago
Their following obviously doesn't think beyond their own noses so all they have to do is come up with an explaination so convoluted that the sheep stop paying attention after a few bigs words. Completely lame.
PandyFackleresque 2 years ago
not many deformitys but the gene pool was tiny 4 people is like a gene puddle
blackdahlia93 2 years ago
Yay, lots more detail this time around, but I still enjoy the first one you put up. I watched it the other day. :-P
Does this mean that you have internet now?
JustAnotherX 2 years ago
Thanks! Sadly, no, though. Still can't afford it :P I'm still mooching off the boyfriend and coffee houses.
PandyFackleresque 2 years ago
Okay. He just kinda seems to have the same 'banner-in-the-background' fetish as you. :-p By the way, how is Bob Dylan, I mean Will?
JustAnotherX 2 years ago
Me and my brother had a big laugh over this. The creation story is the biggest excuse ever. Its ignorant and suggestive of people who had no idea of how genetics and natural laws etc. work. Thanks a lot for showing me this.
LatumWay 2 years ago
Glad you guys liked it! One day, if you ever venture over the pond to look in horror on what your excommunicated Pilgrim forebears have wrought, I'll take you to this museum. And together, we will get drunk and then set it on fire. It's what Jesus would have wanted.
PandyFackleresque 2 years ago
I know this is off topic, but I saw the 'hug an atheist' shirt and my first thought was "and I'd do it if it said 'kiss' instead". Was thinking either the big guy in orange was your boyfriend and then LOLing to myself that an ass kicking would be prompt if I made *any* moves. :P
aSpoonfedTribe 2 years ago
To correct myself, I was thinking either the big guy in orange was boyfriend OR that you were a lesbian. Yeah.
aSpoonfedTribe 2 years ago