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  • This dude is crazy! Great video.

  • Mike's posture at 4:32 is like, "No worries mate! It's all good Pa. Relax, why don't you sit back a chill like me?"

  • attacking a lion with a toilet paper?

  • Brave My Ass...........Death Wish More Like It

  • i'm sure the camera man had a gun and was keeping his back so in case the lion attacks him the camera man would shoot the lion, and that was why he was so sure he would not get killed by the lion. being all alone in the wilderness and facing a huge ferocious animal like that lion plus his buddies in the shade is not something anyone wants to try or ever has. even the most adventurous hunters have never done what this fat ass man did in this film.professional hunters fear lions & r heavily armed.

  • He's really just lucky that lion wasn't hungry at the time ;)

    

  • stop trying to be like the crocodile hunter R.I.P

  • the guy should be wearing a zebra shirt

  • "I am purposely approaching these lions on all fours to see if I can find one strong enough to carry my gigantic balls."

  • man that lion is thinking this....grrr lion no good ...fat ugly man is boss!!!!!!!!

    he show me no man is pussy

  • its only a matter of time before he becomes like timothy treadwell if he keeps doing that craaaaaaaaazy people

  • @broccolli383 i agree!!!! that guys will die from doing this CRAZY act of stupidity, wild animals are just that! wild.... leave them be..

  • that has something to do with his SIZE!!!POOR LION thought he found his daddy!

  • Whoa! 

  • GREENSCRENN!!!! thumbs up if you think that too

  • warning!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Don't try it in home

  • omg !!!!!!!!!!1

  • I won't do that not even with a tank behind me!!!

  • brave dude 

  • Baby got back, look at the size of that mans ass! 1:38

  • @coliwood if u a guy then u got some serious issues

  • Guy did this type of thing with Alaskan bears. Thought he knew how to read them. Got killed and eaten by one he didn't quite read right...

  • @yariiiight timothy tredwell..or sumshit like that

  • @paydrolopez Ya you're right. Got himself, his wife- and probably a couple of bears killed when the rangers went in to the scene. Nasty stuff on the web about it.

  • @yariiiight u no what ima start searching that up right now, it was like 5 or 6 years ago when i watch a documentary film about him..thanks for info

  • he is nut ...but with strong heart and smart brain.

  • It never ceases to amaze me how animals that outweigh a human by quite a bit and are significantly stronger (pound for pound) can act so skittishly...

  • mad mike......

  • This man is a Boer! toughest men in the world! they know Africe, been there 300 years!

  • Total respect he deserve's but he's bloody crazy for trying it

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  • Mike wants to commit suicide

  • Pretty cool

  • Mikes balls have balls

  • HE IS AN IDIOT!.

  • I'd rather him than me - not sure what he's trying to achieve, I don't know weather to call it brave or asking for death wish

  • ya OK!

  • Mike isn't real smart is he. I'm going to crawl up to a full grown male lion and see what happens.

  • 5:10 and forward. The lion have heard about Mike and his enormous as, but the lion newer beliewed it. OH MY FCKING GOD! HIS AS IS BIGGER THAN THE BIGGEST HIPPO AS, ALL ALONG THE GONGO RIVER!!! Ive will give him a BJ then! DAMMIT he didn`t want that either !

  • this thing looks "indigestible", why bother

  • he won't live long doing that i just hope that somone will post the video when he becomes lunch..

  • that is one crazy ass mofo!

  • ur balls sir have own gravity

  • lions probably know what guns are and was thinking if i attack him will they bring out the thundersticks

  • It's all fun & games till nature eats your guts.

  • lol this is the toilet paper man vs the lion

  • hey mike do this at night (feedtime) i am sure that you do not survive it

  • hes not stupid... lion is the king of jungle..... lion never preys for food which for him is not chased...lion exhausts his prey, works hard and has food... never touches man quietly sitting... whereas tiger of similar strength just attacks wildly nd for that reason Lion is known as a king not tiger

  • @kunjalist depends on how hungry the lion is

  • crazzzzzy white man hell yeah.

  • Thanks Mike!! Now I know that a simple toilet paper roll can save me from a lion attack!! Im going to try this the next time i'm out in the bush lmao

  • "whether he can exit safely is another matter.." as he just lays down like he's watching tv

  • I Know deep inside this man is scared !

  • will it work with a skinnier dude??

  • this guy is crazy!

  • Mike is bored.....

  • Lion is curious, like every cat....

  • anyone else think this was fake before clicking on it?

  • seriously, what is the point of this?

  • Suicidal

  • You can tell the lion keeps sniffing the wind I think he is spraying female heat scent to make him calm and think about sex instead of killing him.

  • i rofllmao at the way his ass is moving why not where a tiger suit

  • lol u cant back off like that, you have to stand your ground. it seems mike is a bit of a novice with big cats, as he is frustrating them here. he;s lucky he has a convincing mane. he needs to head in with some prime rib next time.

  • Wtf is up with the tags? Totally irrelevant. xD

  • Mike shitted his pants in the making of this video

    Mike thinks he would never do that again

  • Seriously cool.

  • The 2nd video of Mike lies somewhere out in the African plains, with lots of blood on it

  • Balls of steel..

  • they had gone fishing earlier that morning and were tired from waiting for jewfish. Mulloway take a long time to catch. Catching things is really fun. I once caught a cold.

  • those lions did not attack because they love his 3/4 khaki shorts ,,,,it reminds the lions of the time they went to the movies in the 80s to see Indiana Jones .......plus they already ate for the day ,.that 1st lion was reeking of Taco bell................and Chuck Norris told them to be nice to people .....thats why he survived ..........

  • Just look at the tags lmao makes no sense

  • COME ON LION EAT THAT BULLY !!!

  • @houston6490 Bully? What are you talking about?

  • come on lion! where is your sky jump to freefall on your prey!?

  • @TheFarmrBoy actually 5 africans with Dragunovs perching on the SUV to snipe the lion!!!

  • NO.... the slack in the tail is a diversion to get that fat bastard to look away just long enough for the lion to eat his dumb ass :)

  • if that was an adult lion

  • LOL hurt a lion with toilet paper

  • THAT WAS A WOW

  • There has to be a moment, where he is like 'i have to get the fuck out of here'

  • Even the lions are thinking "Are you insane?!"

  • Hmmm! It moves. It smells. It must be lunch. Yummy! This one might fight back. That McJackyl burger was enough. I'll let this one go.

  • clown

  • @TheFarmrBoy actually that is true. in most cases these animals are not completely wild they are fed by the forest rangers... same in case of that australian guy who was killed by stingray they used to bring the animals and let them loose and he would chase them pretending they were wild..its there on youtube how it was done check them out

  • Fucking IDIOT!

    When will they eat him? I'm going to watch it during eating my dinner :)

  • Mike is a fucking idiot.

    Plus Mike is not in any danger cuz they probably have some sort of plan if the lion tries some shit.

  • ...and changing his shorts is another thing you don't see!

  • Lion: "...hmmm not sure I trust this crazy mofo" LOL

  • i wanna do that

  • Mike is f*ckin crazy! LOL

  • lion: what the fuck is he doin'?= part 3. 45

  • holy shit

  • holy shit

  • Like a boss!

  • Well.. that looked pointless

  • Awww dam...thought I was watching another Darwin awards candidate...

  • Mike doesn't appreciate his life

    Mike is pretending to be an animal of the jungle unknown to the lion

    Mike looks like a pretty fat dude and the lion decides he may be eaten by Mike.

  • @ezfla Appreciate life? This guy has lived more then anyone commenting on this vid im sure. I would appreciate it even more after an event like this. WOW how exciting!

  • Holy fucking shit.

  • madd respect for the man

  • first fat person to run a 4 flat in 30 seconds b4 it actually attacks

  • damn son

  • That dude is dumb as shit 4 that...I wouldnts even walk up to a bunch of pitsbulls much less to some lions

  • As you can see the lion has to move very cautiously against a full grown Hippo which can crush its skull and quickly kill him..

  • @JBADOLIAN1 LMAO!!!!!!!!

  • what an asshole

  • "For those of you who are back at home, don't try this"

    Don't try it period if you are that suicidal!

  • 'Habitualizing' the lion to humans seems like a pretty bad idea. Man, I'd have a big brown stain in my shorts if I was that guy though.

  • ... would Michael be able... 9:23 to survive if the Lion attacked?

  • when chuck norris get scared he rings this guy!

  • he is stupid I face black bear just go

  • This man has lost his mind.

  • 4:34: My body is ready

  • This guy has balls!

  • Unbelievable what [some] people will do! And, for what?

  • LIKE A BOSS!!!

  • Fat ass man

  • are you crazy men???quebec canada.

  • BALLS OF STEEL

  • senseless...

  • yo man. dinner is here

  • the lion is loking like " is that a hippopotamus ??" loool

  • @TheFarmrBoy u are dame RIGHT!

  • Too dangerous, I'm not recommend :)

  • this guy is insane!!! did he even have a gun in his hand!?

  • wow two things.

    one this guy has some HUGE FUCKING BALLS!

    and two he is completely retarded and i look forward to seeing the video of him actually being killed by a lion in the near future.

  • Lion: WTF!, does this nigga not know i can shred him? This is too easy, this cant be real, he must be poisenous, it's a trap! but let me try.... nope nope hold on, i dont trust this nigga.. This nigga weird!! im out!

  • Timothy Treadwell thought he was one with the bear, but in the end he was bear shit.

  • @fasloc well he WAS one with it after

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  • just a nother stupid steve erwin

  • fat ass gay faggot

    

  • Like a Boss!

  • they're not called Mad Mike and Mark for nothin :)

  • the lion is so stunned at him he is thinking there must be a catch it must be a trap no idiot would walk up to me like that and im not falling for it.

  • how dumb can you get

  • some people are stupid.....

    

  • But bet that he cannot sit before my wife like that..

  • What a stupid guy, but i guess that any idiot stands behind him with a rifle if the Lion atacks him...

  • shame the loin didnt rape the fat bastard hahaha gang bang on fresh meet.lmfao

  • And the point of this was.......

  • Fatfuck

  • 6:54-7:02 OK....playing hard to get i see? well played my friend......well played indeed.

  • So hes trying to get laid with that lion...this pleases me.

  • Balls of fucking steel I dont care what people say!

  • Wow, that was about the most pointless thing I've ever seen, lol.

  • work it, work it, NOW POSE!

  • 3:02 That's when I shit my pants.

  • I'm just waiting for this guy to get mauled!

  • chuck norris' african brother

  • ar Ninkaaan libaaxa hoos jiifanaaayo kawaran caadi ma ahan Ani waa ka yaabay goormee lacunaa islaha waa yaab+yaab+yaab

  • I'm glad he said something, I was gonna go do that exact same thing.

  • why is it always white people hosting these kind of shows?

  • look boys and girls this is what a stupid American acts like

  • Its really foolishness

  • okey thats what i like THIS MAN HAVE A HUGE SOUL FOR TIGERS

  • The lions react is normal.. because it was filmed with a piece of meat

  • this men is an autority on the lion's studies. He only makes the correct "corporal language". But if you, crazy human citizen, try it, you'r dead...

  • lion was thinking this guy is so fat, he could feed half the pride

  • what does he pull out of his shirt at 1:26 ?

  • this guy is a moron.

  • What kind of potato was used to film this?

  • @aWellsie514 shut up

  • @KO9958 OHH NICE allow me to retreat into my hole after that painful statement.

  • @aWellsie514 Yes please do, your retarded comment is spewing out what every other idiot says about a video's graphic quality

  • @KO9958 It's called a trend. And this one in particular I thought was quite funny. Sorry if you don't share my same humor. I take full responsibility for the time I've taken out of your day to bash me. Horribly sorry. Be right back, signing the get well soon card...

  • @aWellsie514 whatever.

  • Give ya $20 if you pull his tail next time...

  • when did chuck noris get so fat?