Alan Partridge - Self Defence.

[ClawsTM]

News reader is also the farmer from the series.

[SantaSunday]

Adam Neils...hahahahahah...!!

[podfunk]

GET OFF!

[frenchkids]

"...they're going for your person"

[TheAvarusAnimus]

anyone else think he looks a little like fernando torres? :P

[finnersz]

this show hassome of the best writing ive ver seen

[HitMeQuick]

@finnersz and you have some of the worst writing I have ever seen.

[steviesnes]

Smell my chesse you mother!

[wonderdogger]

Dark UK sketch comedy with a hint of mint. This is our first video and we'd love to know what you think. If you like it please rate, comment, subscribe!

[MotyQuest]

Is that news reader from the beginning the boss from the IT crowd?

[flintflint128]

@MotyQuest

Yep! Chris morris. I view him a a bit of a mutli talented genious.

Look him up on wikipedia and i'm sure you'll find some other hilarious things he's written/starred in.

[MotyQuest]

@flintflint128 thank you ^^ Will look up on him.

[felixcole]

Weaponry?

Snooker ball in a sock?

[Seagerash]

his voice after he's been taken down haha

[Birdman283]

@Seagerash The same voice he has when he is strangled by a deranged fan in I'm Alan Partridge.

[Edam3000]

GERR-OFF !!!

[daveevans1000]

I'm amazed at the versatility of Tony Hayers, going from being a martial arts instructor to BBC comissioning editor.

[mrshef666]

@daveevans1000 hes also the Scientist in 28 days later :D

[JM6544543]

i wouldnt mind givin tanya one sometime, a woman who can do that to a guy...

[HuxleyWasRight]

"now, self defence isn't simply about repeatedly punching someone in the face until they're unconscious is it ?"

:- )

[MichaelBradley1988]

the guy that played Adam neil also did a self defence sketch in a Mr.Bean episode "Back to school" :)

[Ol09Ash]

he was also in alan partridge series 1 episode 1

[Cueball786]

and also in knowing me knowing you christmas special

[stickris]

I haven't watched Mr Bean in years, and I recognized him too!

[LesMillsHuttCity]

@MichaelBradley1988

just what is was thinking

[1234beanjuice]

lol that stuff doesnt work

[pat44444444444444444]

I love how Alan Partridge is incredibly weak and weedy.

[Olitod]

what do you call those things with two sticks and a chain between them?

uhhh, nunchaka

yeah i like those.

[BenjiMoore]

Aha I loved that bit too <3

[edaines]

snooker ball in a sock?

[britishmikey]

yea because it's very hard to imagine that isn't it...

[GriffinNary]

@edaines You can tell he's been watching Scum. xD

[desperatehouse]

snookerball in a sock...works everytime...lol

[BoAbkal]

haha isnt that karate guy the one who came on mr bean?

i still remember how mr bean rolled him up on the mat. :-D

[bingefeller]

I've never seen anyone cum over Mr Bean so I'm not sure what you were watching.

[BoAbkal]

haha lol... no hes the guy who appeared on his mr bean episode... the open day at school, and mr bean wanted to runaway from him because he was scared of getting tackled. search it on youtube lol. mr bean karate. :-P

[Xxfancythat79xX]

Not sure but he was on several episodes of Knowing you, knowing me and I'm Alan Partridge

[Vertman3000]

DAN!

[Vertman3000]

Oh wait no it's not.

[UltimateVenom]

I CANNOT BREATHE

[wizardssleeve09]

Yeah the guy at the start Chris Morris, also did brass eye. very funny

[thegoodhalf]

'Adam Neils' (pun on Neil Adams the British Judo champion)

[jonread1234]

next thing they could be going for your person hahaha

[JonnyBoyJS91]

the commentator at the start was in the it crowd and the guy teaching self defence got beat up by mr bean,lol

[Thwaitez]

tony hayers!!!!! or however u say it

[EmaFIN]

"Tonight we are going to look at self-defence"

"Brilliant!"

*awkward silence*

XD Love it

[SophisticatedMike]

Partridge...such a legend.

[legendjjj]

lol he is like "i can't breathe" lol :D

[themightytortilla]

the commonwealth silver medalist guy also plays a martial arts instructor in an episode of mr bean :)

[greekpanther1]

omg i was thinkin that too then i scrolled down to see if any one had said that

[liampowerlifter]

i think he the productor of alan partiage

[stewux]

It's classic Alan but Chris Morris steals it at the start... " Take as long as you want with this, I'll be enjoying this too... " creases me up!

[speedycups]

i tannot breeve!

[neweycefndruid]

Snooker ball in a sock? this is up there with the Kate Bush medley

[liamjwolves]

lmao

[SurrealEdifice]

What a sport ;)

[Broatch6]

Alan Partridge tries to grapple a girl and gets a lesson in self defence

[dynamoehummm]

consumate professional.

[nereid05]

My hero

[zeromk5]

LOL snooker ball in a sock

[breakingthehabit2008]

LOL

[Sterve23]

HILARIOUS!

[crg12]

Great vid haha........ I like those...... aaagh i cant breathe

[brann0263]

oh my god

[mistaben2k]

"what happens if some one attacks you from behind",-"what with their cock out erect?"

[mike12jrw1111113]

HAHAHA GET OFF! The best man.

[jenkins700]

i cannot breath... ah ha...

[Arkador]

snooker ball in a sock, haha.