Curb Your Enthusiasm - Larry Explains Men

[superbuds0714]

So, uh... where was the explanation exactly? O_o

[kalibos]

@superbuds0714 Watch the video again. Then if you still don't understand, watch it again. And again. Eventually you'll (probably) understand.

[sondlar]

The sound effect of that douche swallowing that beer cracks me up, it's so subtle but great at the same time. It's the classic *gulp* "Uh oh" moment.

[natalyn833]

Larry is so correct! as usual.....

[whatsbelowyou]

My ex could not fucking understand this. Same crap...he's just a friend? Drove me nuts. Really makes me wonder about the character and conscience of women.

[ienjoyapples]

@whatsbelowyou women get kicks just knowing the guy wants to fuck them, they dont have to cheat

[vijaymd44]

chandler already explained this better ..

[QDashTV]

ah your pretty naive.

[omgicameonyerface]

Reminds me of the time my girlfriends dad walked into the living room while i was fucking his daughter on the couch and he just flipped on the tv and sat in a chair and said nothing and went back to bed like 15 minutes later after what seemed to be an eternity of awkward silence

[RBB8S]

@omgicameonyerface completely different



[HittokiriBatosai]

@omgicameonyerface WHAT?!

[minigooshey]

@omgicameonyerface what the fuck

[archive303]

So true, women know this but they love to play games.

[ivangrozny27]

another gem from larry....so so true

[TheIllestVillain]

This is something I've been trying to figure out for years, if women are a) genuinely not aware of what's happening, b) totally aware but act dumb 'cause they don't want to sacrifice the validation, or c) sort of aware but make excuses to themselves.

[Subartimaeus]

@TheIllestVillain

Probably c. I don't think they'd ever actually cheat, but they definitely enjoy the attention

[radtech21]

@TheIllestVillain I think it's *B*. If there's one thing that I've learned in 40 years it's that WOMEN LOVE ATTENTION.

[CollectivePreference]

@TheIllestVillain

They always know what's happening. Maybe not always 100%, but at least 50%.

They want you to feel jelous, that's the point.

[Juggernaut76]

@TheIllestVillain

I'd say mostly (B), sometimes (C). I don't think women understand how it tweaks the guy they are in the relationship with. It causes needless drama and I think the reaction is natural.

I have had girlfriends that had a gay male friend(s). They could hug or kiss on the cheek, whatever no biggie. However you can sense it when another guy is playing the 'friend' angle to move in on your girl. Women dont know that feeling, but its real. You can't ignore it.

[mmscott9]

Women in that situation either do not understand men at all or are attention seeking

[thepantstent]

who wouldnt wanna bang cheryl

[beickus]

it is demeaning to accept "friendship" when you want and when you can get it all

[jejo02]

I was thinking I'll go out and get a heterosexual single woman to play golf with.  hahaha

[Craccckkk]

Like how Larry kept his cool here. Dude is def trying to bang Cheryl.

[grasd2]

fuck tennis



[SuperSikNasty]

There must be something biologically wrong with the guy if he doesn't want to fuck cheryl! He has a penis, she is an attractive woman!! If your penis doesn't want to penetrate her, something is wrong with you biologically!!

[johnnykazz4l]

You need to get inside that ass Larry. Open up his asshole, step inside his asshole, spray-paint "Larry Was Here".

[MrShipmate1993]

Whip dat ass larry

[imaginator]

larry is right!

that guy was trying to get lucky

[XkriskrossX]

Its so true. Ladies, if you have a straight guy as a friend, I'm pretty damn sure he likes you. It doesn't necessarily mean he'll follow through on things and make unwanted advances but if you ask him straight up about it and he says "No of course not" He's lying!!

[sselemaNrM]

@goowify

and both not mutually attracted to each other

[cydc08]

get in that ass larry, leave a snickers in there!



[sexoja23]

brad is a mix between a pool cleaner and a golfer of the 60s,

i NEED HELP PM ME!

[Mingycampbell2]

Brad dislikes this.

[BrebThaMan]

Hahah "I'm just s-saying"

[carlawon]

@dingdongdannny lol thats right..get in that ass..dropin snicker wrappers in that shit..lol

[fgj4001]

IF I FIND SOMEONE ELSE WITH MY GIRLFRIEND, I WILLPRETTY SHORT KILL YOU

[fgj4001]

IF I FIND SOMEONE ELSE WITH MY GIRLFRIEND, I PRETTY SHORT WILL KILL YOU

[Edude117]

The 1 person who disliked this was the actor guy...

[daTruChosen]

I wouldn't be jealous, but I'd tell that mo'fugga never to leave and never come back, and threaten Cheryl, in his presence (that's important), with divorce papers if she ever disrespected the alpha dog by bringing another dog in the house. That's a SERIOUS violation of the man code. FOR REAL!

[SAOTUBE]

i think larry handled that very well. Usually in those kinds of situations, if you show too much jealousy, it tends to end up working out in favor of the other guy.

[balthorpayne]

Im not that old myself, but its just kinda how it is. Most "female friends" ive had were girls I couldnt convince to go out with me. I also dont beleive all men only talk to a woman when he wants to have sex. On the other hand, even for girls I did not actively want to have sex with, given an opening, 99% of the time I would go for it. The girl only has to be a notch above ugly and im open to it. Basically, it taught me dont try to open as a friend, make your drilling desire fairly obvious.

[thestranger4812]

This is the truth. Straight men may be content with being "just friends" with women rather than nothing at all, but there will always be the underlying desire for sex.

[theQuestion626]

guys like Brad are a dime a dozen. However, I think this whole "oh we're just friends" thing is just being in denial that they want to fuck. Guys and women when they get together, I'm sure fucking is not that far behind in their thought processes.

[miiiikku]

Ofcourse all men want to sleep with all women they find atractive not that they would act on it. And women want their husbands to be jealous even if they say they dont. Maybe its crazy what humans need to do in life but those are the rules.

[manifestgtr]

given the chance...I would get my dick so stinky with cheryls poop, it would have to be declared a federal disaster area by the president

[aha45]

Dried horse skeleton

[suddenlyyouareamoron]

Brad. 

[omid145]

Ah god Cheryl is so hot

[Gannondalf]

i love the way he says "ehh youre pretty naive"

[skateposeur12]

This is the "When Harry Met Sally" argument.

"Men and women can't be friends."

[QuackyBear]

She looks like a fucking skeleton.

[breki06]

"ah you're pretty naive"

[Celly222]

Larry is right. Men dont have female friends. They just know females they havent slept with yet.

[happygoluckymikey]

lol excellent, sums guys up

[JCMELKOR]

Larry is totally right there. I mean you can go and play tennis with some dude's hot wife, that's all right. But if you go from there to hang out in your tennis outfits to her (their) place and have some beers... house is alone... some thoughts come into process... seriously.

[clipsryan]

People are so fucking insecure. You're really gonna stay with a woman you think would cheat on her. Are you waiting until she does it when you're not looking? People need to stop generalizing a gender based on their opinions of who can just be friends or not. It's stupid and childish.

[marathon1974]

Don't let women fool you, they know guys don't want to be "just friends".

[Cashback13]

@marathon1974 doesn't stop them wanting the attention even if neither attempts to do anything.

[FREAKNIZZLE100]

LD is right 

[kettlezone]

LD is bang on here - men do NOT want to be friends with chicks - men want to hump chicks - sad, but true!

[clipsryan]

@kettlezone Those aren't men, those are insecure boys trying to control their "property". If you have a partner that you trust, you shouldn't be insecure about them cheating on you. If you think they would, you're a dumb ass for holding onto them.

[lilHippo]

ya theres no such thing as a guy who just wants to be friends and no have sex. i have a few girls im friends with but ive had sex with each

[phillyeagles217]

If LD met Leon @ that time he would of "hot in his ass"

[chubbychaser6]

@phillyeagles217 well he didnt, so shut the fuck up

[phillyeagles217]

lol

someone is upset

[chubbychaser6]

@phillyeagles217 What the fuck is "hot in his ass"?

[chubbychaser6]

@phillyeagles217 assclown

[aaronhedberg]

'you're pretty naive' no male can ever be just a 'friend' with this actress that plays cheryl. she sooo hot

[dragoon84]

@aaronhedberg

Cheryl Hines is hot and a total riot on this show. I love her!

[SuperVincent85]

larry should whop his ass

that douchebag

[HandsOfSugar]

@SuperVincent85 as much as i love larry david i dont think he could kick anyones ass

[bossmonkeykj]

@SuperVincent85 he should get in that ass and spray paint "larry was here"

[KleWdSide]

Very true. ALL guys don't want to be "just friends" with a woman they're physically attracted to...

[mgayford]

And women know it too...

[astrolifter]

Unless they're fags.

[iHipHop]

@KleWdSide like forreal.

[JCMELKOR]

@KleWdSide some like to remain "just friends that sometimes like to fuck" lol

[KleWdSide]

@JCMELKOR True, but in most cases... that never happens.

[pumpdaddythe1st]

@KleWdSide I think if woman want a male friend, just find a gay guy to be friends with

[KleWdSide]

@pumpdaddythe1st Exactly. We don't want to hear their problems without getting laid. The thing is when they befriend a guy, they always wonder why he cuts them off or simply ignores them. Even grown women are completely oblivious to a guy's motives...

[gatorsrok123]

@KleWdSide haha i am friends with one i am attracted to physically lol but if she was single id totally hit it haha he is so right!

[utube937]

are those appropriate shorts that brad is wearing?