Jerry Seinfeld I'm Telling You For The Last Time Part 1

[reefking2011]

Found it hard to laugh, he's not built for stand up...waste of time

[TheCenzo0022]

haha when was this.??

[SonnyDelight69]

Didn't laugh once. I don't understand how this fool became famous.

[DJJuanitoFresh]

@SonnyDelight69 trollface.jpg

[bamaraised050]

@SonnyDelight69 obviously he doesnt need your help. go be lonely somewhere else

[quickdemonshadow]

@SonnyDelight69 just one word >>> "SEINFELD" the Best Sitcom Ever!!!

[1KevinsFamousChili1]

too bad Boron is just a "B" soooo...yaaa :P

[texaslonghorn2010]

@Collatty Oh no! An angry European! Everyone run, he might lose a war at us!

[Whaitit]

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[gpolenik]

it's something about him :D:D... his voice or something but hes just so funny :D!

[bluzelovr]

@gpolenik I think its the slight raising of his voice, not decibals, but tone, that questioning sound, that keeps us goin "yeah, he's right on there"

[willowmylove]

.. Yah $14.00 for a tuna sandwich at the airport, we think thats fair"

[laddy933610]

I keep hearing the music from Seinfeld in my head.

[hellahotdude]

he needs larry david

[descontroladoxelrock]

@hellahotdude no he doesn't



[MojoTa14]

First world problems

[EasyExpertVillage]

Hey we have seat belts and oxygen masks. things for you to use. LOL

[therealplease]

Little Jerry for president !

[crazydudetz]

No more razor blades allowed on planes

[guitarplayer30001]

Øø haha

[Collatty]

Ø is a Norweigan letter and vowel, so its from planet we're not 15 trillion dollars in debt.

[Heliosphan15]

@Collatty

America is winning! :D

[kingeh1]

@Collatty it almost sounds as if youre mad...

[DustyAndPistolPete]

@Collatty Uh oh,it's another person from planet boring humourless European.

[Haseeebo]

@Collatty Because Seinfield gives a shit about the recession, or America's economy right? Moron.

[awesomeman]

@Collatty seriously. just shut the fuck up. I cant understand your horrible grammar

[claymakerrules]

@Collatty Calm down, and why are you acting so sensitive. Norway once their oil runs it is gonna be in MAJOR trouble.

[glopperman]

@Collatty hey its not only Norwegian letter. its danísh too !

[ForlanElCapo]

@Collatty and you're watching an american comedian. oh the irony.

[bamaraised050]

@Collatty calm down there sparky if you're not here to laugh then go back to norway

[simus0505]

@Collatty he is using hyperbole...

[H1TM4NB00THY]

When a top comment is about the number of dislikes, I dislike just to make them inaccurate.

[ZidaneSteiner]

LAMAR BØRAN

[northmetalguy]

Ø FTW!

[kustomkure]

is it me or he looked exactly like Travolta back then?

[raeuch]

6:23 thats how i open candy

[EasyExpertVillage]

Hey we have seat belts and oxygen masks, things for you to use. LOL

[ApeWithB0ne]

wow. this material is soo tight

[raeuch]

8:38 Tim Taylor grunt

[MindstormRecs]

KRRRRAAAAMMMEEEERRRR!!!

[LAUGHTERTIME420]

Jerry Seinfeld is the King of stand-up comedy. Period.

[lalaurentide]

damn he's overated, loved the sitcom but he is NOT funny, boring, observation without a punch is not a joke it's an observation.

[SySteel]

@lalaurentide That's what makes him funny. He takes the simple things and breaks them down, exposing the comedy in every day life. It's your opinion, but that is what people see in him and laugh. It's simple humor, light humor!

[munkenmedguran]

@lalaurentide making him one of the most popular comedians through all time kinda proves you wrong...

[lalaurentide]

@munkenmedguran Popularity says nothing about talent, Georges Carlin and Chris Rock are way funnier, on delivery and writing. Seinfeld, as a standup, is an aunt comedian, they find him amusing and cute, his audience is very narrow, compared to most greats.

[BlackMasterJoe89]

Hmm, some stuff  he says are funny to me.

[TheJamieRayn]

xD SOOOOOO funny!



[TheJamieRayn]

xD SOOOOOO funny!

[manif3stacion]

Amal Ø.

[coolnewyork]

haha that security guy sucks ass, hairdryer with a scope, bowlingball candle. haha

[noobkiller15034]

WHO CARES.... WATER!!!!!

[Conspiracyknowledge]

either you LOVE jerry (like me) or you just dont get it!

[NAGAPATTYXD]

good point what is with the b.o.

[nuclearnuggets]

his transitions are so smooth; from taxi drivers to airplanes to the state flag of Florida

[klempie1980]

@nuclearnuggets Except for, "I'll tell you what I like about Chinese people...as long as we're on the subject." And even makes THAT funny. The man's pure genius.

[thekendu]

Seinfeld's humor is for stupid people.

[MissDantiee]

@thekendu Seinfeld's humour is not for stupid people.

You're a stupid person for clicking on him if you don't like him.

[metalrave]

@thekendu stupid people dont get seinfelds humor

[mercegar08]

Seinfeld is brilliant !! :-)

[SkratchMusic]

@mistermckinney i totally agree! plus i can watch this on comedy central and still laugh! i'll be watchin dane cook, every other word will be bleeped out and i really cant laugh at anything!

[pssyco123]

the o with the line in it is: Ø and its danish

[MSDK]

which year was this?

[razva81]

well Jerry, in Europe we don`t have that Glass :)))) how about that ?

[Alivseven]

12 peoples are shallow..haha..

[mrsemf]

@Alivseven Make that 15.....Lol, heheh

[TheCorpseshredder]

†

[hagglefaen]

My name is *something*øøøøø*something*

[marrocco911]

12 people have a blank face

[APOELARALIMASSOL1]

the best most down to earth stand up ever!

[torstein02]

Haha... Hairdryer with a scope!!!

[warilban]

bowling ball candle..lol

[asdfkzxcv21]

i hate the guy who says, "Jerry's a racist"

no sir, Jerry is a COMEDIAN

[art0neable]

Thats like saying that someone from the KKK is not a racist cause he is a carpenter. It does not make sense.

[inupuppy101]

@art0neable This comparison makes no sense.

[art0neable]

@inupuppy101 Actually it does, he is saying that 'Jerry is not racist cause he is a comedian'. Thats like saying that someone who is a carpenter as occupation they cannot be racist. Billy Bob is not a racist, hes a dishwasher!,

[Haseeebo]

@art0neable The term Comedian implies something intrinsic about the nature of the occupation and person which relieves them from anal race-card users like yourself. They're just jokes. Get over it...and get a sense of humour instead.

[art0neable]

@Haseeebo Sigh, I havent even called him a racist. I give up it really is a damn waste trying to get people to expand theire mind a little bit. Like there were no Nazi comedians comming to German troops to cheer them up for awhile inbetween battles.

Beeing a comedian has FUCK ALL to do with race or racism, Perhaps you did not even read .

[iloveluyun]

@asdfkzxcv21

International student from China approves this message lol

[mesinjahit10]

bowling ball candle.lmao

[Vassild]

12 dislikes are newman

[bluejaywaay]

@Vassild hahaha!

[SuperMoneyyoung]

English dude

[freddyzcount90]

the "Ø" - planet is Scandanavia by the way...

[MrKite1996]

bowlingball with a candel stick go through

[Mizabif]

Wouldn't Jerry Seinfeld be in the first class on a plane?

[MrKite1996]

@Mizabif yes along with george carlin(R.I.P.)

[TheDMB411987]

No cursing, no politics, no playing the race card or in his case being Jewish...Jerry Seinfeld was indeed one of a kind.

[MSlips427]

I saw him live @ Santa Barbra , CA ...hilarious !!!!

[kingparkerIII]

The King of Sarcasm

[LirkoB]

øøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøø

[BugsnClovers]

@LirkoB Are you a taxi driver? lol

[raeuch]

@LirkoB howdju du dat?

[kustomkure]

@raeuch i believe it's Norwegian or smth

[michelthegreatable]

what is that some kind of bowling ball candle? ROFLMAO

[zoranmiodrag1]

10 people are cab drivers:))

[honourthemaus]

10 people work at an airport



[jacobpkt]

you people are so critical. Stfu and enjoy the video.

[MrSiiNa]

Sir Jerry Seinfeld if u ask me..

[CassAnn666]

9 people have cherry BO

[rolandojimenezs13]

hey just to say i almost peed

[usnavyman1]

I have the CD for the whole show! Funny as hell!

[nijat89]

His material in this video sounds similar to George Carlins

[JLdaman]

Do you thing he flies in economy class?

[janekproductionz]

1:20 i think he mean the letter Ø, its from norway/denmark

[WalksThroughLife]

If I had two more hands I'd give this four thumbs up!

[sturmraist50]

right, so this is a rehash and a theft of Carlin's "Airline Announcements" then?

[YouthEnergy]

@sturmraist50 I wouldn't go as far calling it theft. Carlin mostly covered the phrases and words they use at the airport, while Jerry covered experiences. Carlin's bit is still waay superior though. Greatest of all time.

[jaysteels]

I dønt knøw what he means abøut the ø with a line gøing thrøugh it?

[freddyzcount90]

@jaysteels it's a scandanavian letter, it's pronounced very different from O.

[lynixai]

@freddyzcount90 Actually, it's a danish letter. We're the only country in the world who uses it i believe.

And i think the closest you'd come to ''pronouncing'' it in text would be: Uhm, but without the M at the end.. idk

[freddyzcount90]

@lynixai That is not correct. Norway uses it as well, I checked it before I commented. Unlike you. I know how to pronounce it, for jeg er nemlig selv dansker øøøøøøøøøøøø

[lynixai]

@freddyzcount90 Så hvordan ville du skrive at man skulle udtale det, hvis man var engelsk og ikke vidste hvordan det udtales?

[freddyzcount90]

@lynixai ligesom man udtaler U'et i det engelske ord "curse". sådan. bum

[TheMuggenost]

@lynixai det er lissom shia lebeouf...

[jaysteels]

@freddyzcount90 re-read my comment please :)

PS: I'm Norwegian, so I use the letter daily... :P

[freddyzcount90]

@jaysteels I sørry, I didn't knøw yøu were nørwegian. I myself, am a Dane :)

[glopperman]

@freddyzcount90 me too!! øhh... jeg mener: også mig XD

[freddyzcount90]

@glopperman Haha! Danskerne spammer Seinfelds video!

[glopperman]

@freddyzcount90 hurra for dannebrog! XD

[zxvbhvxz]

Wtf did jerry not graduate elementsry school? The symbol for boron is a B...

[jamesvozar1]

he needs to update this bit for the TSA hands down pants goons

[Ampersan5340]

If anyone didn't know, the symbol for Boron is "Bo"

[sithlordawg]

@Ampersan5340 It's actually just "B"

[zlevine2]

@finnysean you're an idiot



[MisterMcKinney]

I like how he doesn't need to curse, unlike many comedians.

[darcskies777]

@MisterMcKinney why do you idiots think that's something to be proud of? Who cares if he doesnt curse? Funny is funny. Cursing or not. Not cursing doesnt make him any better or worse.

[shivkite770]

@MisterMcKinney

true, dane cook :roll eyes:

[belkys13]

@MisterMcKinney and no excesive sex jokes either

[TheDarkSatirist]

@MisterMcKinney not necessary true check out "Talking Funny" with him, Ricky Gervais, Chris Rock, and Louis CK

[Apan07]

@MisterMcKinney

Not sure if serious

[meda789]

@MisterMcKinney sometimes cursing makes it funny but i see what u mean..

[ninjayang]

@MisterMcKinney Him and Brian Regan.

[seasea93]

@MisterMcKinney spot on babe

[manteigaification]

@MisterMcKinney yeah yeah yeah we know that... and whats wrong with that? I laugh also

[BugsnClovers]

@MisterMcKinney That's probly why his show was so successful huh? He didn't have to cuss to make people laugh.

[wiigenius]

@MisterMcKinney 3:30

[Keegan3005]

@wiigenius was there supposed to be a curse there?

[wiigenius]

@Keegan3005 well, a few seconds before that. youtubes clock is all fucked up LOL

[jitteryjoe]

@finnysean It's funny because there are no punchlines or jokes... apparently

[LEGOl3OY]

perfect 4 hØmewØrk :P

[withouttail]

Ø Ø Ø Ø Ø Ø Ø Ø Ø Ø Ø Ø Ø Ø Ø Ø Ø

Ø Ø Ø Ø Ø Ø Ø the O with the line through it

[Scathe8000]

pause the video, keep pressing 6 to watch jerry run in place lol

[dude3390]

@Scathe8000 You just wasted 26 hours of my time! ROFL

[aikidosa]

soooo boring!!!

[ZatoSama]

@aikidosa

go watch dane cook u inbred

[aikidosa]

@ZatoSama tel7as zebbe

[ZatoSama]

@aikidosa

fukking arab cunt

[exponentory]

maybe if you had worked a little harder ... i wouldn't have to do this *swish*

[1John416]

"Yah bowling ball candle I got no problem with that...hair dryer with a scope on it, let's just keep things moving...we don't wanna hold up the line..."

[Cmayjalook]

4 people like Tom Arnold

[JumpStartation]

1:41 "Jerry is racist!" way of in the background.

[AZWIN90]

@JumpStartation he says "pyrenees pyrenees"

[JumpStartation]

@AZWIN90 Sounds a lot more like "Jerry is racist"

[AZWIN90]

@JumpStartation lol well that has no context and it doesent even sound like it he repeats the same word twice.

[JumpStartation]

@AZWIN90 No context? Listen to what he said before that. "Jerry is racist" makes a lot more sense to what is happening than what you're saying. Just realize that if you what you said is true, Jerry made a comment about foreigners names and how confusing and screwed up they seem to him so somebody said the name of a mountain peek between France and Spain twice. Whatever, I'm sure that you're right.

[killerskillet]

this is not the first part of the stand-up. He talks about phones before this....

[justinlovespastry]

Ø on the iPhone yay XP

[DanishDimebag]

Lol, the o with the line through it (the "ø") is a danish letter :)

[SmashBrosFan19]

Lol Jerry Seinfeld doing his version of the Tim Allen grunt

[nauris705]

HES NO CARLIN

[musicallyawesome]

@nauris705 so? he's seinfeld, go away

[bigtimerushgirl123]

haha i luv the part with the water in the airpost hahaha

[glonasett]

o with a line through it: Ø, norwegian letter xD

[livelife441]

@glonasett dear lord XD

[TornadoKidxXx]

@livelife441 dear lord XD

[Rockrgrl350]

What Jerry said about the pilot giving his speech at the beginning is exactly what I was thinking the last time I was on a flight. This guy is going on about everything he's going to do and I'm thinking "Just get me to the appropriate destination quickly and in one piece. Thank you." Jerry is hilarious!

[iSTALKforCASH]

3 peole are cab drivers

[deggyjnr1]

he is so good in the bee movie

[archiecomicfan02]

oh my god i love his facial expressions!