An Idiot Abroad: Karl comes home - Kidnap

[baddam95]

When he was like "I don't even know me mam and dads number" i was like, "bless him".

[Meowelify]

"He's just shouting congress tart." LOL

[moultage]

Karl Pilkington (as Hostage taker): "We're getting sick of him"

Ricky Gervais: "Why, Why Whats he doing?"

Karl Pilkington (as Hostage taker): "He's just shouting congress tart"

[Sepulcralis00]

@moultage I haven't laughed so hard in months or longer!

[moultage]

@Sepulcralis00 Lol, Karl Pilkington is a Legend

[onetotwelve]

look at that head

[alexhamster1134]

they did this 10 years ago in the jackass movie :D

[lonnierindberg]

@alexhamster1134 no they didnt. this is on a completly diffrent level of humor.

[rossini55]

That was quite a strong 'trick' to play on Karl. But Mad Props to Karl cos I think he did exactly what most poeple would have done.I would have been shit scared too.

[Straightsix76]

he couldnt see his life flash before him because he had a hood on lol

[keyransolo]

when he says the a-teams coming in, his face hahaha

[UDavidT]

LOL look at his lips when they pull that mask off.

He looks like a chimp

[purpleomlet]

I love that when he is pretending to be someone else he starts making a bit of sense.

[MrMatt1606]

what do you ACTUALLY want?

[Smokemalboro]

Is he really a Idiot?

[555forks555]

@Smokemalboro yeah he got D's in all his exams

[limey157]

@555forks555 Who did? Karl? He got one F in history. That's it.

[biustas]

@Smokemalboro do you know what idiot means? ..... *ricky laugh* 

[Ch4osCosmo]

What pricks!

[nikiforos6]

I would have killed both ricky and stephen...

[RayCooperB]

66,999 veiws :D

[CrazyDutcheZ]

karl must have been terryfied xD. ricky has the best laugh ever

[gasmaskboi19371945]

I love when Ricky says "Who are you?" and then makes that laugh.

[kustomkure]

That thing was REALLY uncalled for. Bad, bad idea.

[firestar1012345]

Congress tart!!

[mmc786]

this proves he isnt a character, coming up with bollocks like that even while being kidnapped

[TheBake1986]

"Who are you" XD

[mafls001]

"he's just shouting congress tart!"

[pkm54]

holy fuck poor karl.. thats not okay rofl

[MurderDrunkie]

I used to think Ricky's laugh was really stupid, but I've just realised that Karl makes me laugh in exactly the same way.

[hoodnut197]

The look on his face in the kidnap is pricesless.

[Borat911]

Why do they treat him like an idiot ?? honestly, this guy, and most of what he's saying, makes so much more sense to me than any other out there so far ... !!! he's the genius in fact and everyone else is the stupid one

[eimearoconnor]

HHAHHAHA @ 1.27 Rickys sooo hilarious, what a hilarious observation!

[WolfBagel]

Awwww, poor Karl...

[fatblobface1982]

hahaha well funny "you english....who are you"

[1stdannunu]

i thought this was SOOOOO uncalled for

[CuraSB]

That was just fucking cruel. Karl must have been terrified.

[d07a]

karl has such a harder time hiding it all in, eyes reveal it all.

i been fan of these three for ten years but that stunt really was uncalled for.... can you imagine what ricki or steve would say if one of them was forced into that situation ?

that kind of thing could give someone a heart attack

[94browneyez]

rofl, ricky gervais' impression of him saying "who are you"

[Renneskid]

too bad it's all scripted :/

[framedinblood02]

@Renneskid How do you know ?

[McflyMcMurderface]

@Renneskid No way that's scripted. If you really think so, you're an idiot.

[143melek]

Congresstart!!!!!! LoL

[Jabbypants]

Classic show can't wait for series 2 in a weeks time.

[roxy420dash]

@Breaking2Silence ROFL!!!

[toamuka]

Ricky is a dick.

[MrTim848]

"I don't even know me mam and dad's number!"

[WardyYNWA]

In the roleplaying, Karl reminded me of David Acorah... :D

[AwesomeBXPeter]

No dislikes. 

[indeesblogg]

This made my day :D lol!

[SNIPERHAWK8]

@Breaking2Silence

OMG YH LOL

at 2:35

"They've got abhudabi Reptiles here the weather tell anything kidnapped amigo congress soft." LMFAO!

[up4theparty]

@Breaking2Silence Haha!! xD

[BR4D2011]

hold 3 for titttie and press 5 for danger danger

[PeerlessKid]

'A million -- no two-- FIVE MILLION POUNDS!'

[SoldCitizen]

I wonder if Karl is secretly a genius comedian.

[Nancetha]

"Whoo are yoooo?!" LMAO

[KieranDooley7]

I don't even know me mam and dad number! LMAO!

[Brutalfox08]

Ricky's laugh at 1:34 is brilliant!

[TheAwesomeOne1ooo]

I FUCKING DIED LAUGHING AHH THESE MEN ARE BRILLIANT

[guitarboy96]

Were gunna kill this kid

Why

He just keeps shouting congress tart

Lmfao karl u legend

[KrytenMark]

4:06 "I wouldnt've got 'em to call you actually. There's NO way! There's no way..." X''D LEGEND!!!

[VeyLaren]

this is the last tym anyone disgraced muslims...burn all christians and atheists ...in the name of peace - BURN EM ALL

[VeyLaren]

they insult all muslims when they portray them as terrorists i wish england france germany and USA were all destroyed...hopefully iran launches a couple nuclear bombs on em..

[GordonMorrice]

@VeyLaren If that happened, there would be no more YouTube.

[Dubaman420]

@VeyLaren

Sure they were actors....who had a choice whether or not to be part of it. They chose to be.

[kylemeeson]

@VeyLaren lol you're saying tthat they're incorrect to portary muslims as terrorists and then saying that you hope England, France Germany and USA get destroyed? The sweet irony....

[CreepyBacon]

@VeyLaren Terrorist.

[chrisgod01]

*Posh Voice* "whoo aree you!"

[roselake89]

"What do you want?"...("What would they want?..") LMAO.

[PrimalStones]

"I DON'T EVEN KNOW MY MAM AN DADS NUMBER!"

[purplenurps]

My god ricky over sells everything karl says

[Lop7dh]

Weren't they all kidnapped? Why is it just Karl they're roleplaying for? Herpaderp.

[1foottall]

@Lop7dh no. only karl was kidnapped

[Lop7dh]

@1foottall In the roleplaying thing, Karl open's with "Let's say we all get kidnapped." or something. So no, in that particular example, they all got kidnapped. What I don't get is why they call about freeing Karl only. Ricky Gervais should be interested of breaking free too.

[ComeThruMurkin]

@Lop7dh no they werne't all kidnapped - just Karl.

[Lop7dh]

@ComeThruMurkin Not in the roleplay, if you listen closely. In the fake-kidnap, yes, it was only Karl. But when Karl goes for an example later, the scenario is that they all are kidnapped.

[DcEatsItsYoung]

that was great...

[ch1mpanzeethat]

I love how theyre still playing the jaunty, playful egyptian music even during the filming of the jihadi kidnap haha

[mozmootar]

3:30 onwards is just fucking hilarious!! and rickys laugh!! HAH :') love karl. genius.

[temusicnet]

Genius !!

[MultiCunt1]

hahahhahahahahahahahahaha



[sachamun]

"Give him the money...give US the money."

[flproctor]

"Yeah I think you were out of order" - Karl, I agree with you!

[AL13NM]

@flproctor I agree.

Not how you treat a friend just to entertain idiots like us.

I love Pilkington I dont want to see him tortured.

Even though the following conversation was classic Karl!

[theboardie]

More of this please please please.

[lambo2k1]

"Who are you?!"

[turangadelphi]

What I love about Karl, is that while he is called an "idiot," he's a lot more perceptive and witty than most people. Karl is awesome.

[zakyzeek]

@turangadelphi he's a character

[bubbanc01]

this guy is great, cant wait for a new season

[Belenor]

I would shit myself if that happened to me, 3 guys in hoods kidnapping me while shouting that shit >.>

[dim432]

That was the best moment because it was Improtant To train Karl about the warnings,

[helloiamchuck]

Congress Tart - 1) A pastry based tart with a layer of raspberry jam and a thick moist coconut topping. 2) A phrase repeatedly shouted by a round-headed idiot when abducted in a foreign land.

[pnoozi]

Terrorists: "Tell em you've been kidnapped"

*hands karl the phone*

Karl: "Congress tart"

[jaxblade07]

2:01 Oh F*ck Me!! His Face is too Much X'D HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHHA

[KodierungHerz]

poor karl, man... he's just like a scared rabbit

[23Allie23]

Awwww, I actually feel a bit sorry for our little Karl.

... No I don't. This is great.

[KrytenMark]

"You do a posh voice! 'Who are you'?!" X'''D

[slytown]

"What's he doing?"

"He's just shouting 'congress tart'."

[fechu1922]

karl must be fake . He is from another world or something.

[flproctor]

@fechu1922 -the fact that he is not fake is what makes him so funny.  God love him.

[CRAZYPADDY2008]

hes great :-D

[iloveneytiri]

he is the funniest man that has ever lived

[sbt200224]

LOL.....NIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICE, you think karl is 'fake'?

[TheKimdunn]

Excuse me asshole.Didn't know we were being graded.Bedsides it was intentional.Karl looks like a roll.A KAISER ROLL.

[TheKimdunn]

I love how Karl really gets into the roll playing.

[sbt200224]

@TheKimdunn ROLE playing, moron

[TheKimdunn]

@sbt200224 Excuse me asshole.Didn't realize we were being graded.Besides it was intentional.Karl looks like a roll.A KAISER ROLE....or is it roll?Oh my,Can't figure out which one is correct.I guess I'll just have to leave it up to the internet police,you effing congress tart you.

[tenpinbowl12]

@sbt200224 Congress tart

[thegreatestnumber13]

i have just almost made myself sick laughing that was so funny! As annoying as it must be for Karl that is comedy GENIUS!

[polishmaiden]

God I love it! "Congress Tart!" I can't wait to see the rest of this series.

[chunkyleanne]

congress tart 

[91Holdem]

"did ur life flash before your eyes?", "no because like i said i couldnt see i had a bag over me head"

[PrimalStones]

@91Holdem The way Karl's head works fascinates me :L

[groovysongs1967]

Where's my 5 million

[RonBurgundy161]

Congrestart!