Robert DeNiro - Italian Car Salesman

[DomikyBG]

tell em to get a honda TROLOLOLOL

[UniekTube]

Just for this bit & the phone rant in pt. 1, I can watch both movies everyday.

[bejakabyle]

Some customers they are just fucking assholes , bull shit , i sale car and i have same probleme with these people , they came you spend time with them , and finally they will say i have to think about it! they play game ,why you come to the dealer if you are not buying? And when you call theme they dont answer .If there is worker right i ll show them my dick for these customers ,

[daudization]

Lollllll Best Actor In All Around ActinG of All Time! I love Rebert

[24CDIDDY]

@MrKingremy Hell yeah I bet the manager was bigger than her husband

[jalopy221]

Five people talked to the manager

[jalopy221]

@blackwallstreet1982 Analyze That

[idmji89]

"lexus, toyota, japanese, lets not forget pearl harbor"

[idmji89]

jjj

[zazaabbass14]

Lol, yer man old school de niro,  great legand,

[inkey2]

DeNiro is in my top 5 favorite actors of all time.....he is one of the rare few who can play a sociopathic mobster and do comedy and do both of them just as well......I also like Gene Hackman, Jack Nicholson (of course), ...............

[blackwallstreet1982]

What movie is this from?

[GoodyearBandit]

i sell cars, and since ive watched this video i always use those words. hahaha

[HugeGene]

LOL... Great! DeNiro is just fabulous in this scene.

[koby84]

we have weird reputation in the us..

[wendyjorge1]

GOOGLE this & you be surprised what you discover.

! Richest men and The Most Overpaid People in The World !

[bamatommy]

Funny clip. Hadn't seen it. What movie is that?

[desverguenzajena]

"tell him to get a Honda!" hahaha

[198engineer]

can anyone tell me which movie is this..... ?>

[CoinShootingOnline]

The guys over at Sprauer Motorsports act just like that but they know Jeeps. LOL

[TheMoon0686]

Ha ha ha ha.......THIS IS HILARIOUS!! LOVE ROBERT DE NIRO

[sergiogr]

lol his accent is so funny

[McNabbulous]

The funny thing is that every car salesman has had assholes like that for a customer,and everyone has had fantasies, or has actually blew their stack at lot lizards who have wasted their time.

[qbrikc]

haha kongo cannibals would claim same for beetles...

[Wh4it]

LOL

BTW, what is the name of this movie?

[transadwens]

yeah, Audi S8 4.2!

[motorbreath1983]

Robert De Nero the best!

[UncleePaulie]

He's the manager!!

[RSBonline]

The most versatile actor alive, I don't care what people about his later work, he kills it in every role! Even in his animated one hahaha

[Jazzanswer]

De Niro is the best comic actor alive.

[ViolentHitman]

tell em to get a hot dogg! lmao!

[WhiteTheTruth]

@ViolentHitman Honda

[Carrey191]

hahahahah i lovet!

[JustARandomGuy95]

And honey that's how I've gotten the Yugo...

[pyramid8]

I love this guy! One of my favorite parts of that movie! Thanks for uploading!

[morningafter86]

I just adore this man, I don't know why LOL!

[carrottop8909]

Try buying a car from Chuck Norris.

[saatty1]

I love the way he treats these snotty ass white people. "we need time to consider it"

[aligerous]

@saatty1 Oh yeah, they're white. I just noticed that myself. Thanks for pointing that out.

[KarakuraRiser]

'look at the size of the trunk, you can put 3 bodies in there!!'

haha epic!

[NELSONJACOBSON]

"Lets not forget Perl Harbor."



[MrThe3800]

What is this from?

[pyramid8]

@MrThe3800 Analyze That

[creapah]

lmao dont fuck with dinero nomatter where he works!

[JustBrowsingMeng]

I've never laughed this hard at just a movie clip.

[ERCuK]

legend!



[onefreespirit87]

a smooth talking salesman

[VanillaLimeCoke]

Thank God for public transportation. Those car salesmen are real slick.

[aave3]

I love that man! That's so what all salespeople think but can't say huh?

[rrookie25]

he is the best



[cassidy99ful]

this is why i wouldn't make a good salesman.people are dicks.asking all kinds of questions with no intention to buy.they can go fuck themselves.i've got the manager right here.

[sanzerellaproduction]

what movie is this



[mike241273]

@sanzerellaproduction The movie is analyze this. Funny movie definitly worth watching

[Benlamb1988]

@mike241273 I Thought it was the sequel - 'analyse that' ?

[GuerrilleroSlick]

I luv how people talk shit on salesman... It's the highest paying job if u know wut ur doin.. N the people Dissin r just fukin scared of salesman lmfao... Coffee'is for Closers bitches!!! Lol Youtube: GlennGary GlennRoss....

[Epoq]

@GuerrilleroSlick HEY I WAS THINKNG DA OTH3R DAY!!1!1 OMG WTF I HAD AN AEWSOME IEDA!1!11!! OMG LOL HOW ABOUT U ACTUALY TRY TYPNG CORECTLEY AND TRY 2 TYPE A COUPLE MOR3 LATERS AND TYPE NORMALY INSTEAD OF SOUNDNG LIEK U HAEV A BRANE TUMOR LOL!!!1!1 OMG WTF

[onetrashdancer]

Funny Bob , today they will suck your cock and lick your ass to sell a car , I know because I fuck with these scum bags all the time , just for fucking laughs LOL

[NewYorkFlavour]

Robert De Niro has the perfect voice. Why do we New Yorkers tawk so cool?

[like2seeit86]

LMAO, DeNiro was great in these movies.

[systemtel]

hahahaha a hotdog

[onetrashdancer]

Today these car sales men will blow you for a sale , I go in once a week with no intention of buying a car ,just to fuck with these sissy marys HA HA

[drzipperhead]

@onetrashdancer ive done that before at ford in the next town over. id go in with my old chevy and ask shit like what will YOU do to convince me to buy a ford and not go to chevy down the street. heh heh lets just say they had me considering buying one.

[onetrashdancer]

@drzipperhead I do it all the time and honed my skills , so good they eat out of my hands , fucking pussy ass sales men

[drzipperhead]

@onetrashdancer ya i got the point from your previous comments.

[MegaMoneypenny007]

If you sell cars for a living you are a lying mofo.

[MegaMoneypenny007]

All these east coast fucks!

[JimmyConway60]

@MegaMoneypenny007 you're just jealous asshole!

[joeylic246]

@MegaMoneypenny007 East coast 4 life, where the fuck you from, idaho bitch? come to jersey and watch yourself get smacked up.

[JimmyConway60]

You know, I sell cars for a living and I'm Italian, so this clip always makes me laugh! Even though I would NEVER treat anybody like that! We do have a bad reputation, and there are still scumbag salesmen out there, but it doesn't have to be all the brain damage that the public makes it out to be. Me and my partner average about 30 cars a month in this economy and it all comes from just simply treating people the way we want to be treated.

[MegaMoneypenny007]

@JimmyConway60 Jackoff wop sob

[pkidro]

@JimmyConway60 i sell 16 cars a month, where the hell do you sell 30? noway you sell that much, not at a new car dealer

[TonyVega007]

@pkidro I know a woman who sells between 400 to 520 cars a year ... about 35 to 43 per month with her record being 8 new cars sold in a single day. I'm completely serious about this. She's a top salesman for the manufacturer she sells cars for.

[MrSwright333]

@TonyVega007 movie is analyze that not this but that..

[roadyrider]

"Hey! Let's not forget Pearl Harbor!" LOL. That line should be used by every salesman selling American cars.

[nazar2007paris]

Wanna see da manager??!! Here is da manager lool

[SalvatoreSardo]

I like Robert De Niro, not Italian as Italian form Italy but more like the stereo NY Italian type.

Well lets dont forget that de Niro's father was of Italian and Irish descent, and his mother was of German, French, and Dutch ancestry.

So that makes him, whay? 25% Italian.

But i like him anyways.

Ciao Tutti.

[TheSwedisherotica]

lmao....consider this, you been breaking my balls for about an hour asking me about every goddamn accessory...... god i love mr. DeNiro

[JimmyConway60]

"Tell em to get a Honda!!!"

[jeppoification]

@JimmyConway60 hahahah FUCK YOU!

[ProphetVictory]

Buying a car from Larry David would be funnier!

[joeylic246]

@ProphetVictory why cuz hes a jew? jews r garbage. italians 4 life.

[onetrashdancer]

@joeylic246 Joey what the fuck are you fighting about you jersey piece dog shit You LOL fucking go down there and throw your hole state a fucking beaten just ask me ?

[matthewrobertsuter]

@onetrashdancer De Niro is a fine, fine actor. Please research his upcoming flick Stone.

[mikejordan17]

I figured you were from jersey or ny with the way you been talkin. Ive heard that your local car salesman are asses. Come to pa if you want to deal with some nice guys.

[onetrashdancer]

@mikejordan17 I might take you up on that and fuck with you PA guys that should be fun .

[mikejordan17]

In my town $40k is the average household income so $60k a year for a car salesman is pretty good. Just cause we are salesman doesn't mean we get paid to lie. Don't be such a jerk "trash"

[onetrashdancer]

Mikethedyke 60 grand is low in New York ,my property taxes are half that my friend , you guy's are fun to fuck with ,I do it at least once a week , but every two years I do buy a new car ,but only american .

[onetrashdancer]

@mikejordan17 my friend I wipe my ass with 40 Gs just on Restaurants , can't wait to fuck with the Bently dealer , I had my eye on the GT will see how bad he wants to sell it !

[onetrashdancer]

blow jobs just sent me a free key chain HA HA HA DO I LOVE FUCKING WITH THESE PUSSIES

[riverranch1]

the general public are assholes. they make us act this way. they think because we sell cars it gives them the right too treat us like shit.

[mikejordan17]

I'd get a real job if it paid over $60k a year like car sales does.

[onetrashdancer]

Tell somebody else your bull shit plus 60 grand aint shit my friend and I doubt in car sales your making that now .

[onetrashdancer]

Car sales men , you guys today will practically blow a customer to make a sale and you pussies deserve it ,because theirs to many of you and put anybody in a car even with bad credit , now get a mans job , fucking cunts

[dapianoguy07]

what movie is this?

[zeratul65535]

the car business is the ONLY business where a buyer doesn't want you to make any money. the 'customer' will go to a best buy and spend $8000 on a home theatre system plus extended warranties without a second thought, but then start thinking they can get a car for $5.

the mindset that people have.. is a joke.

[charowls]

It goes both ways. At your best buy, they have set prices and it's accepted as the price a consumer should pay. An MSRP is a guideline. Both sides are trying to minimize losses. It's just the nature of commission based businesses that involves arbitrary prices.

[mikejordan17]

I'm a car salesman for Honda and I can tell you this is the reality of the car business. If we were able to speak our minds. I've read some ignorant comments about car salesman on here, if you only knew all the bull shit we have to put up with to make a good living you wouldn't be saying the shit you're saying.

[pkidro]

then get a real job

[mmr44444]

what movie is this from ?

[italiadude77]

analyze this

[Denthedragon]

Well, it's true what he says, you say you like the car, but you have to think about it, you've been asking him several questions, I know, my step-dad is also a Toyota car salesman, he encounters this everyday

[AMRMAJOR]

u good man

[StyrbjornStarke]

what movie is this?

[C06coolvette]

I can't believe DeNiro is 66 now..

[tjalolx]

wow serious? :( All the good actors i grew up with are getting so old..

[TheHunter14792]

what movs this

[Sionnach1601]

Analyze That!!

[xmobster5]

Tell 'em to get a honda!

LMFAO

funny shit

[MaxCarnage1]

Fucking hilarious!!

[crazysamz]

"let's not forget pearl harbor"

lmfao

[massp84style]

That's Why I Fuckin Love This Guy!!!!

[Keijz74]

Haha what a prick. I wouldn't even buy a bloody biro from him.

[bdruckus]

hahaha that was great

[taper5992]

hahahahahaha!!!!

hes pimp

[freeeelibyan]

hhhhhhhhhhhh

ilike him robert.

[illmatik85]

LMFao, Robert Deniro is a G!

[KGBfbiSECUpolitia]

the boyfriend/companion must be brit-born, from the UK, doesN't sound American. English men (even if they had any), doN't spend MONEY on ladies. They R mean/stingy+sour. The LATINoS r gallant/generous, love ladies+buying them gifts. UK "men" buy cocaine, silly outfits 4pets, LOTs of cheap beer, Curries+underAgeGayPorn. They R ugly too, buy cosmetic surgery but Not: flowers, dinner never mind lunch, 4Ladies. Pity UK petty-men canNOT buy manners, the debonaire trait all other countries' men have

[gloryfighter1000]

hey hes got a point you aint a customer until you buy lol.

[TrexTony117]

"tell em to get a honda" he just said it, he's the boss. The funniest shit ever lmao

[kakagol]

ah ah ah

[buchananstreet]

I would buy a car from him! why not ? space for three bodies in the trunk! thats what we need for the future when the coming civil unrests will leave corpses all along the streets! it is good to have space for them and take them with you, some for cooking, some for selling organs, some for eating up, as there will be no food! TRUNKS AND BODIES FOR EVERYBODY!

[alvanson]

good one props to you

[volkbyte]

STFU

[elvingtonred]

STFU

[denisefan]

not all of them are like that.. but I know a good number of them are "sand monkeys" so what do you expect?  send them back to iran?

[crazysamz]

fuck you man.

[garyraybuckner]

DeNiro is the greatest. I would have been the same way if I had ever sold cars for a living. Dealing with the public is the worst

way to make a living. That's why I'm in radio. Just me by myself in a control room

[persiansownyourface]

fuckin moron, u work for radio, thats even worse ur on radio dealing with the public lol,

[z786k]

Well done this is the way to treat customers who just waste your fukin time ......... all customers looking at cars are tossers

[KJtheMC]

analyze this was better...with chazz palminteri........lol "this closure....find out what it means. if he's coming with that. i need to know what it is"

[SantinoV]

"Don't forget pearl harbor"

lmao!!!

[kylvam]

what is this from?

[Nedolino]

analyze this

[kbranum007]

here's the manager right here !!!!

[csg021]

fucking hilarious

[34784]

What movie is this? I can tell it was filmed in Chicago.

[joerules829]

Analyze That

Buy A Honda!!!!!

[racl101]

"Look at da size of dat trunk! You can put tree boddies in deh!"

Fuck I love this scene!

[serginater]

"Tell 'em to get a Honda"

[mistanewmarch]

Tell em to geta Honda. lol

[onetrashdancer]

Fuck all you sale men fucks , looking rip anybody the could off with no regard of right and wrong, also a real pussy job. Learn to work for your money ,because thats what we men do ,cunt face mutt.

[kbake916]

fuck you i make more than you and your parents put together as a finance guy and i sold cars a worked my fucking ass off to get to where im at and you say its a pussy job but you wouldnt last two fucking weeks as a sales person... your just mad cuz your burried in your trade cuz you paid too much like a cunt face mutt.

[mottocross]

Amen, been 5 years in the motorcycle business. Know how you feel

[arbavi]

In the name of all the car salesman, THANK YOU, we see this "pie faces" even the white salesmans hate them, They waste your time for two hours and then they say: "I'll think about it" why the mfkers don't think in home before they go to waste the salesperson? We got family too, this kin of people left the salesman with a $100 commision. The average car salesman make 15 to 20 cars per month. If you don't sale the car you got $0. I wish I can do like Robert De Niro does when I see this pies.

[BOYZEEE1]

embarassing scene. shite. and you lot know it as well ......

[N3raki]

This is the best customer service i ever seen

[edy043]

Get a Honda, tell him to get a Honda...LOL

[mohali87]

and this is why I LOVE THE MAN! ROBERT DE NIRO 4 ever

[plainwain]

Nah, don't get a Honda unless it's a hybrid! Make sure it's a hydrogen run vehicle. This gasoline thingy is absurd.

[AgApE010]

"lets not forget Pearl Harbor" lol

[rtgumf34]

GENIAL

[awhyms]

Been in the business a few years now and this is one of the funniest videos I've seen!

[JackBauersFan]

This is hilariuos, but what is it from?

[Patkillskenny]

its from the movie Analyze that

[plainwain]

Analyze That the second movie. Fantastic overall movie too.

[DemXxMG]

hahahahha De Niro is awesome

[dbayda]

"so you want to talk to my manager?"

[Colombinany]

I dont think nobody gets the fact that he says "just kidding trying to levitate the situation" LOL shit doesnt make sense. They do that all the time with Mobster figure actors just like in sopranos. They use big words fucked up LOL

[LordInksworth]

What I gotta do, huh? What I gotta do? You stan there askin me if my compuder gat windows? NO it don't got no f****n windows, it's black, plastic, you know, flat. Forget about it. Windows? Why I oughta...

[Jeffbpop]

HAHAHAHAHA!!! Fucking dumb-ass customers!

[145526]

im a car salesman and we get this shit from customers all the time, if only we could all react like de niro would be class

[dmatrixj]

This is hilarious, I love the versatility of De Niro; he can perform wonderfully in any cinematic genre.

[djheida]

super fragment!!

[eloozhun]

only 3 bodies

[wolleundpetri]

what the hell? what movie is that??????

[fidelitos21]

its frum analyze this an they came out wit a sequel called analyze that

[WCD73]

ANALYZE THAT!!!

[WCD73]

ANALYZE THAT FROM 2002.