The Big Lebowski - Best Quotes

[linush100]

his dudeness or el duderino!!!:D:D:D:D

[ChathamFr0]

Four strangers got fucked in the ass.

[my1990ful]

4 Youtubers just peed on my fuckin' rug .

[my1990ful]

The Dude abides :)))

[superfattboyslim]

nice end :)

[ShereProductions]

this could be alot more a a a a a a a a a complex

[hiephoi058]

THE CHINAMAN IS NOT THE ISSUE HERE DONNY!!!

[peoman2]

I love this movie so fucking much

[Jakermeister09]

forget it donnie you're outta your element

[Mrbblessing1]

I want a president like Walter at 0.50 and 1.39, we wouldn't have a 15 trillion debt..

[EL3M1N4T0R]

ja tutaj od niekrytego ;p :D

[TheRantidine]

EL duderino .......:)))

[infest8560]

The dude for president you know .... Man

[BiggestLewbowski]

We want ze money lewbowski

[ohrebuceteio]

verry nice, man, but you forgot the best one: "CAREFUL MAN THERE'iS A BEVERAGE HERE!!!!"

[shauno5166]

well that's just like your opinion man

[libertylane]

Obviously your not a golfer.

Lmao funny.

[Slip1insider]

The best scene is the spaced out bowling video with the kenny rogers song behind it. Amazing. jobby castle.

[WREQUIEM]

@FukdIDNo3 he mad

[MrCrumbe4]

2 minutes and 12 seconds, the best.

[jacobvanvonderen]

@FukdIDNo3 Listen to the internet tough guy. Watch who you call a dumbass little boy. You're gonna get your little ass beat you piece of shit.

[jacobvanvonderen]

3 people were fucked by a stranger in the ass.

[ShereProductions]

isnt that what makes man?

sure that and a pair of testicles

[IDrocaI2]

2:11 best shut the fuck up in the whole movie

[1906965181507]

Yes, there are a lot of tiny ways... Or something...

[billyturner10]

Hey atleast I'm housebroken. LOL :D

[hallowedbeeddie]

el duderino XD

[mrpunstoppable]

good video, but it was about 115 minutes short

[HeroldTheProfessor]

Well I'm sorry if your stepmother's a nympho...

[MrZochoR]

2 people here were fucked by The Jesus!

[lilIrishMamaNFLD]

he treats objects like women....

[carlem74]

chinaman; pigs-in-blanket; Eagles; parlance; nihilists; beachfront; Creedence; zesty

[Sneakylittlechild]

FYI you don't have to watch the video. Scroll down to read the quotes

[idahoshootist]

you're out of your element.

[karanatrv]

classic



[NevruzNebo]

SON OF A BICH SPELLED THE NAME WRONG IN THE BEGINNING

[sosuelo]

8 years old dude...

[rh1252]

"My art has been commended as being strongly vaginal which bothers some men. The word itself makes some men uncomfortable. Vagina."

[rockyfan94]

donny please.....vagina

[434Noise]

8 year olds dude

[KoRn7734]

SHUT THE FUCK UP DONNIE!!!

[RustyNex]

VAGINA!

[jkjkjkish]

fucking fascist!

[WhiteWhaleAbduction]

Obviously, you're not a golfer

[Tuthur]

perfect ending

[Bmanbluesify]

vagina

[CaptainAlliance]

lol

[selfservant]

he man theres a beverage here

[db44gs]

Hey.. this is a private residance man..

[crazyben108]

DO YOU SEE LARRY! WHEN YOU FUCK A STRANGER IN THE ASS!"

[DarkShadowFilms101]

"nobody f*cks with The Jesus!"

LOL!

[NeilHead93]

They peed on your fucking rug.

[dogarmyrecords]

Sad to see that "Jesus Quintana: we're gonna fuck you up.

The Dude: Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man." isn't in here :L

[guitardude97100]

i am the walrus

[CaptainKadmos]

SHUT THE FUCK UP DONNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[CloseYourBrownEyes]

"Him and the Chinamen took my rug. (pause) You know..."

"Actually, Dude, the correct nomenclature here is Asian American"

"Walter, were not talking about the railroads here. (pause) What the fuck are you talking about?!"

"I'm talking about the rug here! It tied the room together! Am I right, am I right!"

"Well, ugh, yeah!?!"

[Jgchunkylover]

" Whats a pederast Walter?"

" Shut the fuck up Donnie."

[SomeBlokeLol]

"Donny, please." Love it:D

[JayJay88GA]

Man, I absolutely love this movie.

[Labzo441]

Mr lebowski I just got an informal report that a member of your team, a Walter Solcheck, drew a fire arm during league play.

[joeyjarn37]

We're talking about unchecked aggression here...

[Plastiware]

Donny, shut the f- ...when do we play?

[Kaweebo]

El doodareeno

[StringQuartetFan]

@Kaweebo if you're not into the whole..brevity thing

[susseyQ]

i am the walrus

[BiohazardBunney]

this is what happens when you FUCK A STRANGER IN THE ASS!!! >8(

[berboma]

My math teacher speaks and sounds like the dude, so math is my favorite class.

[Qwertype315]

....vagina

[luluJDfan]

You forgot the germans "ve'll cut off yo Johnson!" :p

[LanceDirk]

@luluJDfan You can say "you forgot..." until he's posted the entire movie.

[GeonTheDayDreamer]

Vagina

[MeurtrierDee]

He fixes the cable?

[thepunkgirlwtheface]

At the end of the video: "Vagina." Random...

[Nugentt24]

You forgot ALLRIGHT WAY TO GO DONNIE!!

[cpsmalley]

YOU HUMAN PARAQUAT!

[mandyb57]

Well done!!!

[homerrulezzzz]

The best quotes is the movie from beginning to end

[bdalcorta]

Yeah...well, you know that's just like uh...your opinion man

What's this day of rest shit, what's this bullshit? I don't fuckin' care. It don't matter to Jesus.

Bush league psyche out stuff. Laughable man. Ha ha!

Wooo! You got a day Wednesday baby!

[thamutebutton]

fuckin' Fascist!

[Gpalmer16]

Let me just find a cash machine...

[theArifex]

You forgot: Youre entering a world of pain

GODDAMMIT

[theArifex]

White russian (Y)

[getmax2]

Hey, Careful, man! There's a beverage here!

[cobracommander102]

This aggression.....this aggression will not stand.........man.

[throughthespermhole]

The dude needs to chill with me. like, soon!

[auroraman56]

Well ... that's just your opinion ... man.

[burrowsshreds]

Vagina.

[throughthespermhole]

...and i sure as shit DON'T FUCKING ROLL!!!

[MrBastilleDay]

All these film quotes are great, just one question......you have to use so many cusswords?

[StringQuartetFan]

@MrBastilleDay what the fuck are you talking about?

[MrBastilleDay]

@StringQuartetFan OK...have it yer way..

[kuzweliveordie7]

"Its down there somewhere, let me take another look." Hahahaha, I can't stop laughing.

[eddyste]

wheres " illl suck your cock for 1000 dollers"

[Prickachoo]

@eddyste 0:56

[JBCalander]

Fuckin fascist!

[bp408]

Of course she said she didn't get the money, she gonna want more man, she's gotta feed the monkey.

[oaklandrmoss18]

Donnie you're out of your element

[The666dev666]

shut the fuck up donnie



[PaidInBoredom]

Mr. Treehorn treats objects like women, man

[Twisted946]

Vagina!

[TheRastaJellyfish]

The Dude abides! :)

[TheDuudeabidezs]

@TheRastaJellyfish Oh yeah..

[helmsly2010]

lol nice work