@Kzzori notepad and paint. Donut=paint. Caboose=notepad IE=church. I don't really watch RvB but I choose notepad cause its the dumbed down faster version of word and caboose's mind is super intelligent and fast.
And those little squish ball things. I love those little ball things. I had one once...can't remember where I got it. It hardly seems important at this stage...I sure do like foofie things.
DEVELOPERS (X-infinity)
Mohamed518 1 month ago in playlist More videos from RoosterTeeth
Grif: "SUCK IT BLUE"
Cabbose:"NO YOU SUCK IT Blue?"
LOL
azelf123321 3 months ago
(4B0053 RU13Z
jerod209 4 months ago
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cabooseis loser
mrpowerrangerfan 5 months ago
caboose loser
mrpowerrangerfan 5 months ago
@mrpowerrangerfan u are the dumbest person alive.
ironfan24 4 months ago
@ironfan24 fuck u u piece of shit dont go talking araund like dat before u get yo ass wipped
mrpowerrangerfan 3 months ago
@mrpowerrangerfan LOL
ironfan24 3 months ago
developers
HatchedSilver 5 months ago
It's Microsoft Donut!
Fuby803 6 months ago
Oh, god. A Sarge office assistant would be the best!
lordxeras 6 months ago
MICROSOFT WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
GIR903 6 months ago
i hate the old voicez 4 caboose & sarge
gunzmstr 6 months ago
Thats how Sarge use to sound?
MegaPotatogun 6 months ago
Longhorn was the codename for Vista. No wonder it sucks, Simmons must have Caboose syndrom!
SonicManEXE 6 months ago in playlist Red vs. Blue PSAs and Extras
I mean Caboose
2asian2bninja 7 months ago
Simmons: "At least it'll be in October, so I'll get to enjoy the cool weather, changing of the leaves."
Sarge: Leaves?!
Church: Weather?!
Grif: October?
lawlz
2asian2bninja 7 months ago 2
@2asian2bninja u really dont know the characters do you
MeAgain998 6 months ago in playlist Red vs. Blue PSAs and Extras
@MeAgain998 what do you mean by that?
2asian2bninja 6 months ago
@MeAgain998 oh that, yeah i messed up a moment
2asian2bninja 6 months ago
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What a load of bullshit why don't all niggers just die
maccoyboi80 7 months ago
I sure do like those whoofy things.
TehHotRoD 7 months ago
Who are the thirty dirt bags who don't like this? How do you NOT like this?
HimesInu 8 months ago 4
Lol, Sarge has no balls..... :P
LockDown4000 8 months ago
30 people couldnt get microsoft to say developers 37 times.
thefallinanddamned 8 months ago 5
Leaves?
Weather?
OCTOBER?
leslo2 9 months ago
turn on audio transcriptions! freaking hilarious! talk about advance technology
MrWhateverTHATmeans 9 months ago
does anyone know where to download that sarge pop-up?
theinsanegamergeek 9 months ago
Apple is better!
xtremeguy1 9 months ago
4:35 Leaves, Weather, October!
Caboose rules
benanderson95 9 months ago
timeout there is no timeout durring war. what? MICROSOFT? EVERYONE STOP SHOTTING AND GET SIMONS OUT OF HERE A.S.A.P!!
darkball31 10 months ago
I remember someone actually made a Sarge paperclip sprite. Was quite entertaining. Wonder if it still exists.
HKgunner 10 months ago
"where do you want to go today..DIRTBAG!!"
:D
gretschbriansetzer 11 months ago 3
i just realized...wheres tucker? at his rock?
Kzzori 11 months ago 3
@Kzzori I bet tucker IS at his rock.... BOW CHIKA BOW WOW!
awhalen599 9 months ago
I would love to have a Sarge pop up instead of that paperclip dude.
MudDragon723 11 months ago 37
@MudDragon723 knowing sarg you may have to shoot your computer sooner or later
darkball31 10 months ago
@MudDragon723 RvB theme! Sarge=Powerpoint, Caboose=Word, Church=Publisher, Tucker=Excel, Grif=Outlook, Doc=Entourage...I think that's it...
Kzzori 4 months ago
@MudDragon723
According to Wikipedia, apparently a third-party developer actually made a sarge office assistant.
Lol.
rockinsparzy105 1 month ago
wow caboose knows how to fire a gun with out team killing
megaman5812 11 months ago 7
@megaman5812 its sympel as long as you say the reds are on owe team now
darkball31 10 months ago
October?
Swanny1883 1 year ago
lol the guy chanting developers is sweating like just got off the treadmill after an hour running
cheeselover626 1 year ago 4
What would you like to do?
Beat Grif to death
Choke Grif
Compliment Simmons
Make up something dumb for privates to do
RedsVsBlue 1 year ago
ROOSTERTEETH SHOULD MAKE RVB VERSIONS OF MICROSOFT! sarge=powerpoint, caboose=word, tucker=excel, church=publisher....cant think of anything else...
Kzzori 1 year ago
@Kzzori notepad and paint. Donut=paint. Caboose=notepad IE=church. I don't really watch RvB but I choose notepad cause its the dumbed down faster version of word and caboose's mind is super intelligent and fast.
sdmitch16 1 year ago
DEODORANT, DEODORANT, DEODORANT, DEODORANT, DEODORANT,
DEODORANT, DEODORANT, DEODORANT, DEODORANT, DEODORANT,
DEODORANT, DEODORANT, DEODORANT, DEODORANT, DEODORANT,
DEODORANT, DEODORANT, DEODORANT, DEODORANT, DEODORANT,
DEODORANT, DEODORANT, DEODORANT, DEODORANT, DEODORANT,
DEODORANT, DEODORANT, DEODORANT, DEODORANT, DEODORANT,
DEODORANT, DEODORANT, DEODORANT, DEODORANT, DEODORANT
justthatmage 1 year ago 30
@justthatmage so you like deodorant?
insaanetv 1 year ago
@justthatmage i'm sorry but without the last 2 deodorants its just missing its edge
MrDevilsjester1 1 year ago 3
@justthatmage You forgot the last 2 Deodorants. That just makes no sense without the last two.
Avjcisrael 2 months ago 5
@justthatmage YES!
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leafs? weather?......october?
CRUNTCHBITE 1 year ago
Microsoft is that powerful.
TheAnimedetective 1 year ago
microsoft solves all lol
ILikeBongos 1 year ago
october?XD
link7927 1 year ago
(Sarge): "I was a Lieutenant back during the browser wars." Hah!
GaeilgeMachinima 1 year ago
l337
philo1593 1 year ago
i just noticed sarges voice has changed over the years
ShadowSalvatore53 1 year ago
30 people are Apple developers or have never played Halo.
JoshKeatonFan 1 year ago
Does Sarge call Church traitor, trigger, freighter or fritter? Because I can't figure out which one makes least sense.
ArtNouveauPunk 1 year ago
@ArtNouveauPunk sounds like freighter
steelJ4RV1S 1 year ago
@ArtNouveauPunk fritter
mdoc85 1 year ago
@ArtNouveauPunk Yeah, my money is on fritter
FunkyHonkyCDXX 1 year ago
@FunkyHonkyCDXX Votes are in, fritter it is. Perhaps that makes sense as an insult in America.
ArtNouveauPunk 1 year ago
i love those little ball things LOL!!!!
deathnotefan113 1 year ago
INDIGO?!
blargifuhonk 1 year ago
I love Caboose. He is my favorite <3
hisprincess1513 1 year ago
The memo is marked "shit i already know" at 4:18
FrankDaTank1218 1 year ago
wtf that is not sarge!or at least,that isnt the guy who voices sarge...grrrr
adamkc0 1 year ago
@adamkc0 older voice,dunno if they replaced him or he just got better
alfonzo830 1 year ago
Bah. I really want to see the list more clearly at 4:18
Has something to do with Grif..."E-mail Grif his death"? :p
legomonster23 1 year ago
@legomonster23 it says "Beat Grif to death"
milky4107 1 year ago
I think they said some thing about micro soft. lol
Vyppaaa11 1 year ago
*BLING!* WHERE DO U WANT TO GO TODAY DIRTBAG!!! ........ BWUAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA-ack *dies from luaghing to hard*
SonicHalo12345 1 year ago
man. sarge should have been that paperclip. i would always need some help with that.
Quake52 1 year ago
OMG the office assistant part with Sarges head was so awesome!
SCEChaemeleon 1 year ago 3
@SCEChaemeleon I wonder where I can get one
rrtt1 1 year ago
Where do you see your self going to today dirtbag?!
jamesbonddarthvader 1 year ago
Leaves? Weather? October? LMFAO!
Snesboy09 2 years ago
"WHERE DO YOU WANT TO GO TODAY DIRTBAG!??" I just about fell off my chair laughing at that.
ShearAtomic 2 years ago 5
LT to sargent
sarsfieldusmc 2 years ago
he didint care about those other 2 digits
DaCookiemonsta1745 2 years ago
Was he writing a script at 4:17?
I see that it says "Tex" there
animatahr 2 years ago
@animatahr I saw Tex sarge dick simmons and other stuff
xTretreJx 2 years ago
O MY GOD!!!!!!! i always laugh my ass off at 4:20! i would pay money to get sarge instead of that stupid paperclip.
VIOLASftw 2 years ago 4
Especially the options he gives, beat grif to death, choke grif compliment simmons, make up something dumb for the privates to do haha
6Trickster9 2 years ago
Why was that guy saying Developers?
pat4luigi13 2 years ago
he said developers 13 and 1/2 times.
the 1/2 is because he said develop.
WolfSpartan1 2 years ago
What's up with Sarge's voice? It doesn't sound as good as in the series...
imperialtrooper2008 2 years ago
@imperialtrooper2008 because the actors changed how their voices sound as they went through the series, this was an early PSA
dragonx254 2 years ago
the little note says this:
beat grif to death
choke grif
compliment simmons
make up something dumb for the privates to do.
so yeah.... sarge has way too much time on his hands.
068ant 2 years ago
"Leaves?"
"Weather?"
"October?"
JackTagar 2 years ago
i want sarge in stead og the stupid paper clip noones likes piss off
killaute 2 years ago 4
INDIGO?
69caboose 2 years ago 3
4:20 What does that speech bubble say? All I saw was:
Beat Grif to death
Choke Grif
(something that probably means complement) Simmons
(something I can't read)
cheatmaster123456 2 years ago 4
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Pevapa 2 years ago
fuck i WANT that sarge as a downloadable or soemthing instead of that damn lightbulb or whatever im stuck with!
hjerteress 2 years ago
Where do you want to go today dirt bag!! lol
xwingvmanx 2 years ago 8
Caboose Rulez
c4b00s3 Ru13z
I337Rulez 2 years ago 87
why does Sarge sound differnt?
TheKayasto 2 years ago
idk they got a different voice after season 1 or 2
Dragonforce2323 2 years ago
no no, he sounds the same in the actuall series but in some of the PSA's he dosnt sound the same :s
TheKayasto 2 years ago
And those little squish ball things. I love those little ball things. I had one once...can't remember where I got it. It hardly seems important at this stage...I sure do like foofie things.
KoKoPeScH 2 years ago 5
October?
XDD
EbulSkittles 2 years ago 3
i love caboose
MonzaJhon1968 2 years ago 3
i want a sarge office assistant!
KucozTheGreat 2 years ago 5
me too that would be awesome!!
AsSaSsIn7268 2 years ago
DEVELOPERS!!!
vincentsclone 2 years ago 6
developpers,developpers,developpers... lol
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Americano3333 2 years ago 9
Where Do Want To Go Today DIRTBAG!?!?!?!?
lol
scourgeboy342 2 years ago 141
i do love those little ball things.
XD that, is what she said.
OenSG 2 years ago 2
she? i didn't know that sarge was a women O_o
heratric 2 years ago 3
@OenSG hes not a she his name is sarge and hes a guy
MonzaJhon1968 2 years ago
leaves.. weather... october?
lmfao xD
pieinaboxproductions 2 years ago 9
hey sarges voice sounds different in this movie
williamwall 2 years ago
it sounds different in the older ones.
Better sound quality.
Doomessenger4654 2 years ago
rather, better sound quality in the newer ones.
Doomessenger4654 2 years ago
LMAO WHERE DO YOU WANT TO GO TODAY, DIRTBAG!!!
That would be the best office assistant EVER!!!
Soundnous 2 years ago 9
wait i dont know what psa is..lol is this supposed to be more recent then the other seasons?
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thingymuwatsit 2 years ago
PSA stands for Public Service Annoucment
thier just little special episodes pretty much
they have nothing to do with the story line
EDCrtehbest 2 years ago
i'd rather have Sarge than the freaking paperclip lol
DarthKillu 2 years ago 4
OCTOBER????
imafineman 2 years ago 5
where do you want to go today dirt bag!?
bowchikawowwow27 2 years ago 3
"where would you like to go today, dirtbag?" lol
AsSaSsIn7268 2 years ago 3
I finally found out why it's called HALO!
easytolearnmagicstuf 2 years ago
how did u not get it its a like at least 5 years old
RICHterror 2 years ago
Uhm what did you just say?
Whiteboy9576 2 years ago
DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS...DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS......YES!!!!!!! lol
obito94 2 years ago
that was just ugly,he was all sweaty
Smoofyful 2 years ago
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Developers.There you go,Sarge.
meatwad260 2 years ago
I'd rather have sarge than that annoying butt paperclip
JResc2010 2 years ago 8
he's as fake as your moms orgasm.
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fipschaddy61636 2 years ago
good god that guy was drenched in sweat
cmanning525 2 years ago 2
Caboose is the Best!!!!
martijndeboer1992 2 years ago 2
Church would be even more awesome if could aim but thats what makes him funny and hes already my fav character.
BringbackLKandMX 2 years ago 5
developers x35 times.
crazzer123 2 years ago 5
Great job, you just said "times 35 times".
Krukkie 2 years ago 2
that's how many times he's been doin' your mom.
easytolearnmagicstuf 2 years ago
Your math sucks as bad as your mom.
Krukkie 2 years ago
That wudda been one baddass office assistant...
fettmaster5 2 years ago
Steve Balmer is one ugly S.O.B.
BoingotheClown 2 years ago 4
how?
1call 2 years ago
4:45
Sarge technically just called Simmons a bastard...
Adu767 2 years ago 3
HEY hold on a sec... theres no assault rifle in halo 2 only the battle rifle
fuse3214 2 years ago
It's Halo 1.
Poolskool13 2 years ago
Halo 1 IS Halo: Combat Evolved.
... unless I'm commenting on somehing you already commented on and you said the same thing.... in that case, my bad.
lhsxcountrychamp 2 years ago
"october?" hahah...nice one...
aiskacangboy 2 years ago 4
why dose the assault rifle sound so much cooler in the first halo then in halo 3... halo 3's assault rifle sounds like an airsoft gun.
i13m 2 years ago 8
Assault Rifle in Halo:CE is a higher caliber, it was so much better, just be glad you didn't have to use the Spartan III's AR
STMUN 2 years ago
yeah... i read onyx...
i13m 2 years ago
i hope that they make another season
SpyGrl4Evrjade 2 years ago
its like special events it has nothing to do withe the actual series it kinda but i dunno
mench45 2 years ago
why does sarge sound so gay in this
nealekid5 2 years ago
It was the first season, so stuff still sounded a little rough around the edges.
MarkusLMC29 2 years ago 3
YEah i know right? i was wondering same thing
ssjL3g3nd 2 years ago
WHERE DO YOU WANT TO GO TODAY, DIRTBAG?
That alone would make me switch back to Word instead of NeoOffice.
HuntrBlackLuna 2 years ago 2
No shit dude, that was epic
tabletenisfanatic 2 years ago
No doubt. It would be much better than the damn paperclip. Have him say something like "It looks like your making a letter, numb nuts." Haha
knarf0321 2 years ago
sarge is so wierd lmao
SilentAssassin382 2 years ago
Say developers 37 times.... Just like Sarge has 37 zombie plans... I know Sarges' fave number
abbiea600 2 years ago 2
microsoft rules it like the nuke of peace 4 war lol
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freelancerpowers 2 years ago
i hate that little annoying thingy. maybe sarge riding a chupathingy. that'd get more pc users.
freelancerpowers 2 years ago 2
you really need to work on your DEVELOPERS
freelancerpowers 2 years ago
the browser wars.....lol
these are so funny, too much like real life
JOBRAIL1 2 years ago 2
develepors develepors develepors!!!!!
hahahahaha
theultamentkill 2 years ago
donut and sarges voice changed
mistymountainhop34 2 years ago 3
so did cabooses
theultamentkill 2 years ago 3
lol develepers develepers develepers hahahaha
gummybearloverr 2 years ago
WAY HAPPENED 2 SARGES VOICE
danielguevara1 2 years ago
lol "DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS!" "I wrote it so he would say developers 37 times, but he only wanted to say it 35 times!"
Nintendude99 2 years ago
HILARIOUS!!!
yosmate 2 years ago
what did he say? 2:55
andreirocks1992 2 years ago
LOL 4:43 XD "octotober??
Contempt619 2 years ago 2
i love your spelling of october im serious the whole world should spell it like that.....its like and octotopus is so much cooler than and octopus
benoitownage 2 years ago
XD i did a horrible spelling mistake lol x3
Contempt619 2 years ago
Weird, Donut is swearing a little more than in the series, of coarse this is when RvB started coming out, cool
korealdinho 2 years ago