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  • DEVELOPERS (X-infinity)

  • Grif: "SUCK IT BLUE"

    Cabbose:"NO YOU SUCK IT Blue?"

    LOL

  • (4B0053 RU13Z

  • caboose loser

  • @mrpowerrangerfan u are the dumbest person alive.

  • @ironfan24 fuck u u piece of shit dont go talking araund like dat before u get yo ass wipped

  • developers

  • It's Microsoft Donut!

  • Oh, god. A Sarge office assistant would be the best!

  • MICROSOFT WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

  • i hate the old voicez 4 caboose & sarge

  • Thats how Sarge use to sound?

  • Longhorn was the codename for Vista. No wonder it sucks, Simmons must have Caboose syndrom!

  • I mean Caboose

    

  • Simmons: "At least it'll be in October, so I'll get to enjoy the cool weather, changing of the leaves."

    Sarge: Leaves?!

    Church: Weather?!

    Grif: October?

    lawlz

  • @2asian2bninja u really dont know the characters do you

  • @MeAgain998 what do you mean by that?

  • @MeAgain998 oh that, yeah i messed up a moment

  • I sure do like those whoofy things.

  • Who are the thirty dirt bags who don't like this? How do you NOT like this?

  • Lol, Sarge has no balls..... :P

  • 30 people couldnt get microsoft to say developers 37 times.

  • Leaves?

    Weather?

    OCTOBER?

  • turn on audio transcriptions! freaking hilarious! talk about advance technology

  • does anyone know where to download that sarge pop-up?

  • Apple is better!

  • 4:35 Leaves, Weather, October!

    Caboose rules

  • timeout there is no timeout durring war. what? MICROSOFT? EVERYONE STOP SHOTTING AND GET SIMONS OUT OF HERE A.S.A.P!!

  • I remember someone actually made a Sarge paperclip sprite. Was quite entertaining. Wonder if it still exists.

  • "where do you want to go today..DIRTBAG!!"

    :D

  • i just realized...wheres tucker? at his rock?

  • @Kzzori I bet tucker IS at his rock.... BOW CHIKA BOW WOW!

  • I would love to have a Sarge pop up instead of that paperclip dude.

  • @MudDragon723 knowing sarg you may have to shoot your computer sooner or later

  • @MudDragon723 RvB theme! Sarge=Powerpoint, Caboose=Word, Church=Publisher, Tucker=Excel, Grif=Outlook, Doc=Entourage...I think that's it...

  • @MudDragon723

    According to Wikipedia, apparently a third-party developer actually made a sarge office assistant.

    Lol.

  • wow caboose knows how to fire a gun with out team killing

  • @megaman5812 its sympel as long as you say the reds are on owe team now

  • October?

  • lol the guy chanting developers is sweating like just got off the treadmill after an hour running

  • What would you like to do?

    Beat Grif to death

    Choke Grif

    Compliment Simmons

    Make up something dumb for privates to do

  • ROOSTERTEETH SHOULD MAKE RVB VERSIONS OF MICROSOFT! sarge=powerpoint, caboose=word, tucker=excel, church=publisher....cant think of anything else...

  • @Kzzori notepad and paint. Donut=paint. Caboose=notepad IE=church. I don't really watch RvB but I choose notepad cause its the dumbed down faster version of word and caboose's mind is super intelligent and fast.

  • DEODORANT, DEODORANT, DEODORANT, DEODORANT, DEODORANT,

    DEODORANT, DEODORANT, DEODORANT, DEODORANT, DEODORANT,

    DEODORANT, DEODORANT, DEODORANT, DEODORANT, DEODORANT,

    DEODORANT, DEODORANT, DEODORANT, DEODORANT, DEODORANT,

    DEODORANT, DEODORANT, DEODORANT, DEODORANT, DEODORANT,

    DEODORANT, DEODORANT, DEODORANT, DEODORANT, DEODORANT,

    DEODORANT, DEODORANT, DEODORANT, DEODORANT, DEODORANT

  • @justthatmage so you like deodorant?

  • @justthatmage i'm sorry but without the last 2 deodorants its just missing its edge

  • @justthatmage You forgot the last 2 Deodorants. That just makes no sense without the last two.

  • @justthatmage YES!

  • leafs? weather?......october?

  • Microsoft is that powerful.

  • microsoft solves all lol

  • october?XD

  • (Sarge): "I was a Lieutenant back during the browser wars." Hah!

  • l337

    

  • i just noticed sarges voice has changed over the years

  • 30 people are Apple developers or have never played Halo.

  • Does Sarge call Church traitor, trigger, freighter or fritter? Because I can't figure out which one makes least sense.

  • @ArtNouveauPunk sounds like freighter

  • @ArtNouveauPunk fritter

  • @ArtNouveauPunk Yeah, my money is on fritter

  • @FunkyHonkyCDXX Votes are in, fritter it is. Perhaps that makes sense as an insult in America.

  • i love those little ball things LOL!!!!

  • INDIGO?!

  • I love Caboose. He is my favorite <3

  • The memo is marked "shit i already know" at 4:18

  • wtf that is not sarge!or at least,that isnt the guy who voices sarge...grrrr

  • @adamkc0 older voice,dunno if they replaced him or he just got better

  • Bah. I really want to see the list more clearly at 4:18

    Has something to do with Grif..."E-mail Grif his death"? :p

  • @legomonster23 it says "Beat Grif to death"

  • I think they said some thing about micro soft. lol

  • *BLING!* WHERE DO U WANT TO GO TODAY DIRTBAG!!! ........ BWUAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH­AHAHAHAHHA-ack *dies from luaghing to hard*

  • man. sarge should have been that paperclip. i would always need some help with that.

  • OMG the office assistant part with Sarges head was so awesome!

  • @SCEChaemeleon I wonder where I can get one

  • Where do you see your self going to today dirtbag?!

  • Leaves? Weather? October? LMFAO!

  • "WHERE DO YOU WANT TO GO TODAY DIRTBAG!??" I just about fell off my chair laughing at that.

  • LT to sargent

  • he didint care about those other 2 digits

  • Was he writing a script at 4:17?

    I see that it says "Tex" there

  • @animatahr I saw Tex sarge dick simmons and other stuff

  • O MY GOD!!!!!!! i always laugh my ass off at 4:20! i would pay money to get sarge instead of that stupid paperclip.

  • Especially the options he gives, beat grif to death, choke grif compliment simmons, make up something dumb for the privates to do haha

  • Why was that guy saying Developers?

  • he said developers 13 and 1/2 times.

    the 1/2 is because he said develop.

  • What's up with Sarge's voice? It doesn't sound as good as in the series...

  • @imperialtrooper2008 because the actors changed how their voices sound as they went through the series, this was an early PSA

  • the little note says this:

    beat grif to death

    choke grif

    compliment simmons

    make up something dumb for the privates to do.

    so yeah.... sarge has way too much time on his hands.

  • "Leaves?"

    "Weather?"

    "October?"

  • i want sarge in stead og the stupid paper clip noones likes piss off

  • INDIGO?

  • 4:20 What does that speech bubble say? All I saw was:

    Beat Grif to death

    Choke Grif

    (something that probably means complement) Simmons

    (something I can't read)

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  • fuck i WANT that sarge as a downloadable or soemthing instead of that damn lightbulb or whatever im stuck with!

  • Where do you want to go today dirt bag!! lol

  • Caboose Rulez

    c4b00s3 Ru13z

  • why does Sarge sound differnt?

  • idk they got a different voice after season 1 or 2

  • no no, he sounds the same in the actuall series but in some of the PSA's he dosnt sound the same :s

  • And those little squish ball things. I love those little ball things. I had one once...can't remember where I got it. It hardly seems important at this stage...I sure do like foofie things.

  • October?

    XDD

  • i love caboose

  • i want a sarge office assistant!

  • me too that would be awesome!!

  • DEVELOPERS!!!

  • developpers,developpers,develo­ppers... lol

  • Where Do Want To Go Today DIRTBAG!?!?!?!?

    lol

  • i do love those little ball things.

    XD that, is what she said.

  • she? i didn't know that sarge was a women O_o

  • @OenSG hes not a she his name is sarge and hes a guy

  • leaves.. weather... october?

    lmfao xD

  • hey sarges voice sounds different in this movie

  • it sounds different in the older ones.

    Better sound quality.

  • rather, better sound quality in the newer ones.

  • LMAO WHERE DO YOU WANT TO GO TODAY, DIRTBAG!!!

    That would be the best office assistant EVER!!!

  • wait i dont know what psa is..lol is this supposed to be more recent then the other seasons?

  • PSA stands for Public Service Annoucment

    thier just little special episodes pretty much

    they have nothing to do with the story line

  • i'd rather have Sarge than the freaking paperclip lol

  • OCTOBER????

  • where do you want to go today dirt bag!?

  • "where would you like to go today, dirtbag?" lol

  • I finally found out why it's called HALO!

  • how did u not get it its a like at least 5 years old

  • Uhm what did you just say?

  • DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS...DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS......YES!!!!!!! lol

  • that was just ugly,he was all sweaty

  • I'd rather have sarge than that annoying butt paperclip

  • he's as fake as your moms orgasm.

  • good god that guy was drenched in sweat

  • Caboose is the Best!!!!

  • Church would be even more awesome if could aim but thats what makes him funny and hes already my fav character.

  • developers x35 times.

  • Great job, you just said "times 35 times".

  • that's how many times he's been doin' your mom.

  • Your math sucks as bad as your mom.

  • That wudda been one baddass office assistant...

  • Steve Balmer is one ugly S.O.B.

  • how?

  • 4:45

    Sarge technically just called Simmons a bastard...

  • HEY hold on a sec... theres no assault rifle in halo 2 only the battle rifle

  • It's Halo 1.

  • Halo 1 IS Halo: Combat Evolved.

    ... unless I'm commenting on somehing you already commented on and you said the same thing.... in that case, my bad.

  • "october?" hahah...nice one...

  • why dose the assault rifle sound so much cooler in the first halo then in halo 3... halo 3's assault rifle sounds like an airsoft gun.

  • Assault Rifle in Halo:CE is a higher caliber, it was so much better, just be glad you didn't have to use the Spartan III's AR

  • yeah... i read onyx...

  • i hope that they make another season

  • its like special events it has nothing to do withe the actual series it kinda but  i dunno

  • why does sarge sound so gay in this

  • It was the first season, so stuff still sounded a little rough around the edges.

  • YEah i know right? i was wondering same thing

  • WHERE DO YOU WANT TO GO TODAY, DIRTBAG?

    That alone would make me switch back to Word instead of NeoOffice.

  • No shit dude, that was epic

  • No doubt. It would be much better than the damn paperclip. Have him say something like "It looks like your making a letter, numb nuts." Haha

  • sarge is so wierd lmao

  • Say developers 37 times.... Just like Sarge has 37 zombie plans... I know Sarges' fave number

  • microsoft rules it like the nuke of peace 4 war lol

  • i hate that little annoying thingy. maybe sarge riding a chupathingy. that'd get more pc users.

  • you really need to work on your DEVELOPERS

  • the browser wars.....lol

    these are so funny, too much like real life

  • develepors develepors develepors!!!!!

    hahahahaha

  • donut and sarges voice changed

  • so did cabooses

  • lol develepers develepers develepers hahahaha

  • WAY HAPPENED 2 SARGES VOICE

  • lol "DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS!" "I wrote it so he would say developers 37 times, but he only wanted to say it 35 times!"

  • HILARIOUS!!!

  • what did he say? 2:55

  • LOL 4:43 XD "octotober??

  • i love your spelling of october im serious the whole world should spell it like that.....its like and octotopus is so much cooler than and octopus

  • XD i did a horrible spelling mistake lol x3

  • Weird, Donut is swearing a little more than in the series, of coarse this is when RvB started coming out, cool