Battlefield BC 2 Fun Tactics- The VSS

[podjo2k]

@NavalFluff Or maybe...*gasp*He has his own opinion! Oh my god!

[PS3pitbull756PS3]

mw3 and 2 and black ops is better

[NavalFluff]

@PS3pitbull756PS3] Can't tell if trolling, or just stupid.

[Xdoggydog297x]

@wayuvag the asval is the bf3 equivalent.

[oscaaar1294]

He says it's episode 22, the annotation says it's 21, the playlist says 20 lol

[Uhateme100]

put red dot on that shit

[wayuvaj]

i use it with a red dot... more distance than an AR and farther precision, fully auto and better mobility..

[gnipeels]

@wayuvaj nah you need ammo or it runs out

[wayuvaj]

@gnipeels i burst fire.. gets the job done... sucks that bf3 doesnt have it...

[iKniferunner]

i actually rush as recon, using pistol for normal kills and sniper if i see someone far away

i just dont like automatic guns =D

[MrMcturdith]

GUYS, IT IS HIS REAL VOICE!!! AND IT'S FUNNY AS FUCK!!! :D

[smwvikings99]

You should be on comedy central or something

[EBJSepiccrap]

AND FUNNY AS HELL :)



[D4M1R2]

I rush with the reacon class...have for years. I use the T88 though, the VSS is bad...I am usually first when using it :)

[SplinterCell37]

It was your videos that made me buy BC2!

[MrMagicbean5]

Its not an smg IDOTS it was designed during the cold war for covert assasinations ...fucking tards

[aloyziskee]

@MrMagicbean5 Says the guy who can't spell idiots.

[AFVfanperson]

@aloyziskee Grammar doesn't count for SHIT on the internet.

[Terrorstanius]

@AFVfanperson Agreed, all the grammar douchebags trying to act mature need to accept the fact that no one cares about their bullshit

[firewurker]

@MrMagicbean5 It's now used by Russian SWAT teams for usage against terrorists

[firewurker]

@firewurker Or should I say insurgents

[TheRussianBear20]

@MrMagicbean5 A: he was joking because that's the way he is. B:learn to spell idiot before you try to call someone an idiot.

[IwubMaiColettie]

@MrMagicbean5 IDOTS?

Idots?

Idiot

[DarkLordknight71]

It is a fucking SMG... It just has a scope and is listed under Recon.

[TomIsAwesome123]

did anyone else notice that guy was using the defribillator tactic that killed him

[kramer145]

recon shotgun is awesome for ambushes.

[djmaster837]

Cr1TiKaL: thats the end of this video remember to rate the video comment the video and subscribe if u like the series

audio transcribe :person who is determined to rent the video company unsubscribe go to susan was in orbit

LMFAO XD

[moddingking1]

holly shit this guy is fuckin hilarious

[SuperKillerchris]

@ i killed the medic audio says: and i feel the medics

[ThePurpleElite]

"person who is determined to rent the video company unsubscribe go to susan was in orbit," says the transcribe audio function at 1:57.

[maxistealth]

Shut the fuck up megashit

[MegaMan6947]

Thumbs up if you dominate with the m16 like me.

[MegaMan6947]

Only limp dicks rush with recon.

[oZ0ne1]

Funny sh1t xD

[TheNfstuner]

i rush with the vss (ammo upgrade) or m24 4x scope

[wierdo301]

this guy is fucking hilarious.

[MrDragunovSVD]

VSS sub machine gun lollolollloolloollo;

[sazlefraz]

lmao he said u can use the vss submachine gun its listed under sniper rifles XDDD

[DJSMedicate]

@sazlefraz

it is not listed under the sniper rifels it is listed under the recon class so it is not quite as funny as you think it is

[TheMotorhead30]

VSS + ACOG = RUSH THE DUMBASSES

[vKiLOv]

I run out with the GOL

[noobwerd]

this smg owns

[PattMyGun]

"No One rushes on Recon"...maybe not on console but on PC i rush 80% of the time while recon

[Crusina]

@PattMyGun

I do, not the greatest, but I can hold my own.

[jeremyom62]

campousse de merddeee



[gtkodo]

agreed!i take tones of kills with VSS without camp or red dot ,just like SMG!and if u dont know how to quickscope just noscope

[szalma94]

already have the platinum with this awesome weapon!!

[ZombiePhoenix72]

Yeah I almost never snipe with Recon:D I use a 4x scope on the M24. I use shotguns with Recon in Rush too. I just like the motion mines:P

I do really like the VSS but I'm not to good at conserving ammo on that thing so I only use it when I'm playing with friends so I can tell them to give me ammo. I really wish people would actually put ammo out 

[SALEENS7GTR5]

I red dot bolt action all the time. And i die most of the time.

[SpartoiEliteSquad]

only pussies hide in trees

[Dgl44]

The VSS is NOT a submachinegun. It fires the 9x39mm cartridge that is basically just a fatter and slower version of the 7x39mm round.

[zagboyar]

i rush with the recon i use the the semi auto snipers with a red dot or a 4x scope and I treat it like a DMR in halo reach

[chasekewl]

1:35, i missed wal-mart killed the medic now's running in here to take over to the screenshot.

[OmegacheeZ]

thumbs up if you rush with the recon class now xD

[MASTERCHIEF132745]

I will admit it. I am a recon douchebag. I will not deny it. Wookies will be wookies. Thumbs up for wookies

[MaeteraEditing]

@MASTERCHIEF132745 seems ur forever alone

[Sw1fterly]

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[MaeteraEditing]

@Sw1fterly how...did you know?

[Sw1fterly]

@MaeteraEditing I watch you... at night... in the morning... in your sleep. I lurk in your closet. Ready to strike. I will do many things to you and your nipples...

[MaeteraEditing]

@Sw1fterly hey bro thats not a very good way to keep me from masturbating... thats like saying. please... get off good sir

[Sw1fterly]

@MaeteraEditing well, im gonna masturbate with you

[MaeteraEditing]

@Sw1fterly sounds like a date

[Sw1fterly]

@MaeteraEditing Deal.

[MegaStefs]

@Sw1fterly Thats kinda fucked

[Sw1fterly]

@MegaStefs :P

[5680pertive568]

if you look closley when he was on the atv and jumped off while he was running into the garage you see the dead guy pinned between the atv and the wall lol

[ExpiredSausage]

"person who is determined to rent the video company unsubscribe go to susan was in orbit. WUT?

[stanleythedoggy]

i never EVER seem to play with noobs unlike EVERY FUCKING PLAYER ON THIS EARTH and then i ragequit,uninstall,watch a bc2 video,reinstall,play,fuck them, and all that again. ITS IMPOSSIBLE for me to enjoy that game unlike EVERYBODY else, and people seem to fucking hunt me down as if im the only person there, forcing me to shit my pants pissed off and uninstall. any help?

[hempfootball]

ima assault, engineer, medic team player but i found this gun maybe the most effective. u have a gun good for close med and long range wen u also hav motion sensors to put by the objective to see the campers and u also hav airstrikes to blow up buildings. and also seein a wookie placing a c4 charge on the objective just makes the other team go in cardiac arrest haha

[2009pferd]

your a rush wookie



[ImNotSkrillex]

I use this with red dot :)

[xXBaDASSaZz1Nz]

@ImNotSkrillex why? if they are close enough for the red dot they are close enough to hipfire, this thing is crazy accurate even more than the ump when hipfiring at full auto. Ammo upgrade man, you can thank me later.

[InDreamForever]

Recon douchebag... xD

[ludyi]

A really fun tactic is using th m35 with a red dot like it's an assault rifle it's really badass because it's one shot kill

[axalara360]

Vss has the same stats as the g3 so in some ways it is better as it is silenced and has optics although it does have 10 less rounds per mag.

[hempfootball]

@axalara360 doesnt it have less damage?

[USBmodsxbox]

Fun tactics rocks add me on xbox and we can play bc2 together my gt is KroNiik v AciiD

[KiNgEmRyS666]

svu red dot magnum ammo. best ever

[coolnewend]

Sorry, cont from last comment, anyone who does that, fuck you. Get a real sniper and not a fucking sub machine gun.

[coolnewend]

Anyone who uses this piece of shit with a 12x and xamps

[ZOPEY]

Vss the only sniper i use.... i aint got the patence to camp

[groups007]

ps3 : please add me :khalifah999

[Triicell]

@groups007 He play's on Xbox360, Unlucky...

[Brinkspaz]

M95 with red dot ... I think it was just the shock of a recon player with in a 10 feet just sent him into cardiac arrest and gave me the kill for it.

[SorakuFett]

I used the svu, then I unlocked the vss

[krap101]

I rush with recon, but I use the svu

[Legionators]

lol your commentary made my day

how the fck is this a tactic bahaha

[MilkyaNdPuddlez]

finally ive been waiting for something like this

[MrJaysus2082]

Can u ppl stop saying what he has already said!?!? He has already said that stuff so he has already established tht! You ppl are so fucking annoying, same with the ppl who ask 4 thumbs up! WERE TRYING TO WATCH A FUCKING VIDEO SO STOP ASKING FOR SOMEONE TO SHOVE A THUMB UP YOUR ASSHOLE BEFORE I SHOVE MY HAND UP YOUR ASS AND WORK YOUR MOUTH LIKE A PUPPET! btw I have a ps3 u should get one too Cr1TiKaL. :D

[cjaxa]

red dot with svu and m24 ftw

[xLuCasanovax]

I always just use the svu with a red dot, so I'm actually part of the team, 12x recons are the worst.

[KRAUSER0130]

anyone who mentioned cod in comment,it said TACTICS(require brain usage) in title not QUICK SCOPING lame ass bullshit

[547toshiba]

hahahaha vss sub its a sniper

[skyrobotv]

Every class can use a slug gun, I've had more luck sniping with that thing than most of the sniper rifles. Far as I'm concerned, the pump shotguns are the best guns in the game with slugs. It's probably a good thing magnum ammo is gone for BF3.

[SammyFloydWals]

wtf i can't sub

NOOOOOOOOOWWWW

[wedran123]

I want to punch everyone who actually camps and snipes with this damn thing....ITS SO FUCKING ANNOYING.....you planting a bomb and someone just pelts you over and over again with it

[liambannin]

He didn't just call the vss a submachine gun..

[gollygoober]

i rush all the time with an m24 ever since i strarted playing BFBC2

[stalker1245780]

I really like the intro music and I would like to know the title

[rooissexy]

Dude I do the exact same cause I hate camping we should play together some time.

[ionlycomment1231]

i rush with the vss... put a red dot and you got a long range assult rifle

[omenakookos]

@ionlycomment1231 It doesn't really shoot very far away, it's more inaccurate than most assault rifles.

[aca854]

Turn on the transcribe audio,you will die of laughing!!

[the420experiance]

@aca854 how do you turn it on

[charcoaljohnson]

1:29 "nicely to push this championship in my team so attractive on both of them" -thank you transcribe audio

[ommeh49]

i actually always rush with m40 and still get them almost every time, its a sick gun when it comes to no-scopes and quickscopes

[killerkombat428]

KAMIKAZE HELICOPTERZZZZZ

[nooburbanikBEAR]

the 22 people that hate this vid are people that are mad that critical is better



[matt99is]

put a red dot on the VSS or the type 88 to avoid being a total cunt when playing as recon

[mcbrite]

@matt99is avoid putting a red dot on ANYTHING if your not a total fucking noob. you total fucking noob...

keep normal scope and use extra ammo, moron...

[pwnetration]

@mcbrite wow do u really have to take gaming so serious different sight are gd for different maps, situations so calm down and stop being a noob at real life

[mcbrite]

@pwnetration the acog, yes... the red-dot is completely useless in every situation... either use irons or acog...

Acog ALWAYS if you don't need the slot for something else...

Irons if you DO need the slot...

[matt99is]

@mcbrite what are you...12?...what if i call you a fag?..

[mcbrite]

@matt99is no idea what you're referring to, fucknuts...

[benafuda]

The VSS isn't actually a SMG, it's an automatic sniper rifle

[Uberrrrrrr]

You are a beast at BC 2!!

[zeldalikelink6]

not as funny as the new videos.

[Dominator546]

thumbs up if you rush with the 4x scope recon class, and absolutly dominate

[omenakookos]

@Dominator546 These guys who thumbs up this "dominate" with 2.5 kd ratio lol

[Dominator546]

@omenakookos BC2 aint about your KD ratio chump itss about running in sniping sum guys chuck down a motion sensor then mortar strike the shit out of everyone, thats dominating, not just quickscoping.

[gazzxr]

@Dominator546 I use Red Dot.

[jackthestunner]

@gazzxr me to.

[stanleythedoggy]

@Dominator546 or red dot+type 88 or SVU

[jeppewie1206]

@Dominator546 AKA: camping like a fag.

[axalara360]

@Dominator546 gol sniper magnum x4 scope on hardcore rush, total awesomes!

[DarkLinkXr]

LOL, YOU GOT KILLED BY A DEFIBRILATOR

[MLGKFC]

@DarkLinkXr

You've never seen the Defibulator Rushing video, have you?

[GGxBeast]

"I think it was just the shock of a recon player on an atv just sent him into cardiac arrest and gave me the kill for it."

LOL

[xXBreakdownzXx]

@GGxBeast so fucking funny

[halomaster0007]

1:46 Should have stabbed him with the knife you used to whittle that soap bar into a knife with.

[vitaldeathghost]

how do u not luagh when u are a saying that funny shit

[sukkaf00]

great videos man, keep them coming.

[Grav1tyShock]

360noscopesilencednubheadshotp­rocod!

[SuperSolaris29]

Cr1TiKaL for president 2012

[PsyonicForge]

just added a Knife Whittled from a Soap Bar to my Kr1tical Collection. Will sell it for 10 million when Im done so be watching for that soon

[jimbobfreddiewilson1]

M24 4x scope, is quality for recon dushing!

[noMursye]

Man you\re crazy :D Keep it up and hope to meet you ingame.

[mongoferd]

I rush with m24 and 4x4 scope. I hat those camping noobs!

[mek1137]

noone rushes with the recon class

i do

[pspzepjackal]

Defibrilator headshot!

[kilkun]

Sorry man, but the gun IS a sniper rifle, it's just full auto.

[1guitarnbass]

U should try AC2 or ACbro.

[dadrakeify]

I almost turned this video off, but the commentary was awesome. The knife was the best, nicely done!

[xter13v]

I don't know if this trick going to works on PS3/Xbox 360.

But try to shoot this gun by tap it with single shot but rapidly.

All the bullets will fly straight to the same spot . It easy to do on mouse but with R2 Trigger on consoles i'm not sure.

[karinosai]

@xter13v If you fire in 1-3 shot quick bursts, this gun is unbelievably destructive. It works on consoles. It works like hayll.

[SOFAKINGstupid27]

Ha Dude you are the funniest person alive!

[ShottySnipa417]

Put a Red Dot Sight on this mother trucker and you have a semi automatic assault rifle. XD

[Th3Gersi]

1:47 kill with defibrillator??xD

[wizzzer1337]

VSS is the best Troll gun for ragequitters

[waldinussmann]

an hardcore, you can snipe really with the vss, you need with magnumammo only 3 shots to kill a enemy ;D

[krishewittisawsome]

there is clearly a problem with transcribe

[simcitydude]

i can never tell is he being sarcastic about recons never rushing cos i always see wookies rushing

[Crusina]

@simcitydude

sarcastic.

And you're lucky.

[legoracer3]

I think that on xbox is harder gameplay but when you kinda get in the game, you can play nice, but on the PC ... it's not that i'm bad but when i F****** spawn i just die just like *POOF*. and that's giving me a lot of deaths. Sometimes I just come in a server and die the same second and my k/d is 0/1 and I really hate when that happens + when you run you easily get killed but if you play on xbox the other player needs some time to aim on you and I think playing on Xbox is more fun :))))

[Myjakk]

@legoracer3 im not positive but your random deaths could be due the fact that bc2 is infested with hax0rz on the pc

[legoracer3]

@Myjakk i don't know really, it just sux when you spawn and die -.-

[gameking55]

How horribly monotone..

Nicholas Cage must have somehow reverted to his angry teen years.

[toadbear]

He got headshotted by a defibrillator at the very end. 

[awsome650]

hi



[awsome650]

@awsome650 your hot

[Orclover95]

I love your voice!! :D (No homo)

And btw i always rush when im recon ^^

[wheelmanv]

or you could be super pro like me and rush with the sv98, or m95..... but not use 4x or red dot

[draken812]

I do that shit all the time, Really fun. Ownz everything!

[jpheitman]

......You mean, to get on the highest rated comments, all I have to do is call myself hot?

FUCK THIS SHIT, I'M GOING HOME!

[XxGiomanxX]

@jpheitman your not hot.

[jpheitman]

@XxGiomanxX And how do you know?

[TheHaterh8er760]

@TheHaterH8er760 your way hotter don't feel bad

[FunManXD]

@FunManXD

[theKam1kaz3]

i rush with the M95 like a b0ss <3

[gilo1223]

he is my idol ..

[SCARREDMIND]

recon + g3r/d

[brawlboy3285]

Wait. "...if you get bored with camping..." Isn't it impposible to camp in this game because EVERYHTING can be destroyed?

[strangelylucky]

@brawlboy3285 the ground and rocks can't be so yes you can camp a lot of people do

[Reiincarnation]

@brawlboy3285 he means those faggots who can't speak english so they think "Recon" means "Sniper" and just sit in some bush with the 12x scope the whole game

[PlastBlast]

100101 views? LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL