Epic Talking Parrot Cusses Up a Storm

[AceOfWolves2]

0:51 hey, fucker! >:P

[Vampy663]

haha "hey fucker!"

[coltfallericp]

No bites!

[IcchanGoBOOOM]

lol. i love the "No biting! No biting!" wonder where he learned that?

[mrsims2]

Your parrot looks derpy. ;P

[BloomsProductions]

Bad boys, Bad boys! Whatchugonnado!

[TheJohndavid420]

At some points he sounds like Yoda to me. Maybe he is a Jedi Knight :)

[ValValiant4]

"bad bird bad bird bad bird" :)

[NikikiLuvsU]

:56 at least he knows how to censor himself.

[Jerret450]

0:58 he censors himself. Lol

[jackspicer666chack]

soky soky soky skay XD

[9753241860hb]

0:58 and 2:00 funny, phone noises xD

[InsanityOnABunFilms]

i didnt hear him say anything but the bad boys theme

[Furykidxxx]

is she trying to sing Bad Boys Bad Boys?? )))))

[Furykidxxx]

is that Ruby? ))

[somnus71]

Fucker!

[Kokopilau77]

My mom used to own a Grey that had a salty vocabulary. What's funny, is how he mimics the sound of rapping on the cage. LOL

[bgctrinity]

Timenh or Congo?



[contacthayes]

@bgctrinity Loki's a Congo. Timenh don't talk as much as the Congo.

[theonlyzdog]

@contacthayes For that you are favorited. I hope to get one of my own after doing about... a LOT of reading and money saving. I like knowing a pet before I get one

[ParanoidToaster]

One time my mom had her boyfriend over and my parrot Joey kept saying "Get her in the ass!"

My older brother taught him it.

[anumayy]

"HEY, FUCKER"

*SMACK*

[marievicky100]

vraiment intelligent jadord et il es trop mignon

[contacthayes]

@marievicky100 merci! 

[aculasabacca]

Thank you for using the word cusses. People who say curse are .... well I dont know what they are but it bugs me. The English language is taking a beating lately. People who ax questions blow my mind, it's like are you trying to sound like a first grader. WTF

[goldenshowercap]

@aculasabacca yeah, well and good but the word cuss is a slang word which comes from curse. First grader :)

[KatMar791]

LOLololol awesome bird!

[dizzyarcher01]

at 1:25 it sounds like hes about to take advantage of you D:

[nm0286]

The way Loki whistled reminded me of the time I walked into a friend's living a immediately got hit on by her parrot, lol! It started whistling up a storm and calling me sexy, lmao! It was a trip!

[contacthayes]

@nm0286 Ha! That's hilarious!

[lostshadows22]

he didnt really cuss. this one isnt as good as the other ones

[BambixProductions]

lol is he singing the cops theme in the beginning? it sounds like hes saying 'bad boy bad boy whatcha gonna...?' and then just repeats himself lol.

[contacthayes]

@BambixProductions Yeah- we tried to teach him the whole song but "bad birds, bad birds" instead. However, he only likes singing that first line!

[TiMMYSQUibbLES]

Makes me wonder how many times it's been told "stop it" or "shut up". lol

[mkehandgrenades]

aww hes immitating his owner.

[mkehandgrenades]

lmao! "hey fucker!"

[msannabell]

People say animals are the best because they will listen and won't talk back... Ummmm....? Lol great bird though! I've always wanted one!

[contacthayes]

@msannabell oh, he talks back alright! He's a fresh little guy :)

[WeskerPWNAGE]

Hey just a heads up guys, don't watch the Sopranos while the bird is present cuz mine now thinks he;s some fucken mobster lol.... He'll even say " Ahhh we got a wise guy eh?"

[QueenDairylolz]

lol @ 1:25 "It's okay, it's okaaaayy" So cute

[Stewiezbak145]

African Grey parrots are the best and smartest bird ever. This I believe, is a Congo. this is a great and funny video of there intelligence. Haha. They do tend to pick up alot of words that will be permanent, so remember that when you teach him new words. Lol.

[contacthayes]

@Stewiezbak145 Yup, he's a Congo. He'll watch us very closely and try to make the sounds of us moving around the house before we make them, like opening a door, turning on the PS3 or Sonos etc.

[missRAWR1000]

IS THT A AFRICAN GRAY BIRD??



[ducktapeeverything]

@missRAWR1000 yes

[1310susana]

i also have one and he talk alot and always yelling

[Birdlover425]

you know, he is mimicing sounds, so he doesnt know hes swearing.

[00stupid1]

this bird needs help

[Twiztidninjas]

My rainbow lorikeet used to fly onto your should and do exactly as follows..

Creepily turn his head sideways and slowly move forward, Then suddenly say "Fuck off larry" bite your face, hiss then proceed to laugh and fly away.

[Twiztidninjas]

@Twiztidninjas Shoulder*

[joiningisffree]

fucking god damn animal abuse victim

[goldenshowercap]

@joiningisffree

That's a happy, healthy and well-adjusted parrot, which is probably more than can be said for you. Don't forget your meds again.

[joiningisffree]

@goldenshowercap what's your name? I'd like to sue you for libel.

[goldenshowercap]

@joiningisffree

I'm sure you would. I'd like you to bore off.

[joiningisffree]

@goldenshowercap i'll bore your fucking eyeballs out bitch

[goldenshowercap]

@joiningisffree

Doubt it, internet hard-nut.

[joiningisffree]

@goldenshowercap i'll hard nut on your FACE bitch

[goldenshowercap]

@joiningisffree

Don't talk rot. Now run along, your mom's calling you for your dinner.

[discgolfer123]

so i came to this video after watching a video of a parrot that had learned to recognize various shapes and was able to effectively communicate with his trainer. You taught yours to swear and play call of duty.

You win!

[contacthayes]

@discgolfer123 Ha! We did teach him to do more than just that ... but there's just something about a swear parrot that never gets old ...

[sixstringsentence]

@discgolfer123 I lol'd

[shaldana]

Many years ago, I babysat for a family that had a bird that mimicked everything. The babies were in bed sleeping and I was doing my homework downstairs. I heard the microwave. I thought someone was in the house. I crept upstairs - nothing. Babies were sleeping, microwave unmolested. I went back downstairs. It wasn't even 5 minutes before I heard that microwave again. I thought I was going nuts. I finally realised there was a budgie. Scared me half to death.

[sziss5]

He sounds like he's killing someone when he "Its ok, It's ok.."

[LummiN8vRose]

too cute! i wanna parrot just so i can teach it to cuss and make me smile everyday :)

[JeepersCreepersist]

0:11 Monkey slut?

[tamithomas]

how does anyone find this cute? question to the owner.. is he a rescue? he can only learn that stuff if hes heard it before....

[TheHornet79]

0:51 lol'd hard!

[Linkftw16]

Wow how does he make those beeping sounds

[Shinku72]

you have to be kidding!!!!the parrot is talking?????he sounds like a person

[SuperMetalBall]

i used to talk like a parrot, but then i took an arrow to the knee...

[tackN2Wind]

this criminal bird has been stealing Cable Service from its owner, and watching COPS.

[AaronMcBarron]

Have an umbrella, took a toy from him while i was trying to sleep and he yelled "Hey, what the f##k. That i know of he has only heard that once months before when he bit me throwing a temper tantrum. Its funny when he cusses because it's always situational. The dog bopped him in his face with his tail and he yelled "You son of a bitch! Then said ass hole when the dog came back. Like kids they seem to pick up on the wrong words the easiest and say them at the darndest times.

[samanthastar1011]

@AaronMcBarron omg i cant stop laughing at that! that is hilarious!!! LOL

[TheHornet79]

@AaronMcBarron Please upload videos of him/her doing that. I really want to see that!

[crazy8doober]

I have a double yellow headed amazon I was i the shower one day home alone and I heard the loudest whistle I thought somebody was in the house other then myself and my cats and Doober is the parrots name scared the shit out of me !! cute video!!

[bgctrinity]

Oh god, I had a timneh that would say "Come on in" in my Aunts voice every damn time someone rang the doorbell, in her voice. That really really didn't end well and bird ended up being relocated to the other end of the house.

[yamibakura1550]

0:57 did he censor himself?

[MrpotatoHeadGaming]

how did i get here from Worst Singing Ever, In a Stadium Setting

[ThePTB]

Somebody watches COPS a little too much...

[ChristmasSnowAngel]

As I sit here listening to this, my parrot is listening and chirping and whistling. Love your bird. He's way smarter and nicer than mine!!

[contacthayes]

@ChristmasSnowAngel Awww thanks! Loki has his moments though ... he's a bit too smart for his own good sometimes :) What kind of bird do you have?

[ChristmasSnowAngel]

@contacthayes I have a Red Lored Amazon,  :)

[contacthayes]

@ChristmasSnowAngel Oh gorgeous! Such good natured birds. We have a Blue Front Amazon, Xingu, in addition to Loki. He can say 'Hello' and 'Peanut' but little else. Mostly he just makes cute cooing noises. :)

[ChristmasSnowAngel]

@contacthayes I would love to know where the good natured ones are because mine is hell bird! He was supposedly a breeder bird and they knew he was a male, but oddly, he only likes males, which makes me think that HE is a SHE since female birds usually respond better to males.

[azurecumpton]

@ChristmasSnowAngel you should get a blood test on your congo and find out for sure if he really is a she...:)

[chaosstone504]

HEY FUCKER!!!! HAHAHA BAD BIRD! EPIC

[vixrockchick]

hahahah so funny, so want one of these! :D

[bluestar1434]

is that a real bird

[Sadun36]

@bluestar1434 Nope, it is actually a dog...

[contacthayes]

@bluestar1434 Yeah - he's an 8-year-old African Grey Parrot 

[needsmetal]

hey fucker!

[stephen88hox]

sparky the scottish parrot is much better

[ilovespirit1000]

I want a bird sooo bad

[thedptvshow]

hey! whatchu got!

hey! FUCKER! NO BITES!

It's OK... It's O.K... bad bird!

tck-tck-tck-tck!

[appompa255]

Bad bird, bad bird...what cha gonna do?

[msintoblue7]

birdie terrets

[007EVK]

I love these birds so much! I have a friend named Isaac and I love him for life.

[XxzaerothydarknessxX]

bad boys XD

[GenMinion]

0:56 Achievement Unlocked

[252Coyote]

@GenMinion LMFAO! I laughed so hard!!!

[contacthayes]

@GenMinion you got it! ;)

[MPSecare]

@contacthayes Thats awesome!!! haha

[Zgirl9956]

no bites no bite

[BklynPrototype]

ha ha watch COPS often?

[shotgunshells64]

He Kinda sounds Like WALL-E when hes whisling

[slrisinger]

lol watcha gonna do when they come for you lol

[sb57fury1]

My sister used to have a african grey parrot that cussed like a sailor.

[LaurieTombRaiderFan]

i once had a parrot and my cousins came over for a weekend and one night one of them woke up to go pee and the parrot was in the living room and he said "psst you awake?" my cousin nearly jumped through the ceiling :D

[Jpog903]

@LaurieTombRaiderFan halarios

[contacthayes]

@LaurieTombRaiderFan That's hilarious! Loki tricks all the time ... makes us think the other is home when they're not.

[themousemaster]

@LaurieTombRaiderFan bahhaha that must have been amazing, if only you taped it XD

[REALNIGGASHIT78]

@LaurieTombRaiderFan LMAO!!!!!!!!

[LuvMyChemRomance]

@LaurieTombRaiderFan awwww!

[ragedskylord]

@LaurieTombRaiderFan You should have got a video. :D

[Aesthir]

wow, it's like being a schizophrenic

[ThomasC1222]

Very cool  ..... and funny too !

[djtechnics97]

mine mimics the door chime from the alarm. not funny at 3 in the morning lol.i've jumped out of bed gun in hand plenty times till i got used to it.

[contacthayes]

@djtechnics97 oh that's funny! Loki will sleep through the night if we make it dark for him so I haven't had that problem yet.

[2Fat2Furi0us]

@djtechnics97 I tought I was the paranoic one , I have alarms set up , but I never leave my hunting knifes far away , if a guy enters my house he'l have a rough time dealing with a knife that can basicly pierce trough his bones like they where made of carboard. I like guns too but I don't like holes in my house , I have a usp 12 as it's my favourite gun with a silencer , I even got a lazer for it just because I can <3.But my doberman does not talk so I don't have that many surprises...

[corley667]

@djtechnics97 Gun? :/ You must be American.

[radconserv86]

@corley667 Questioning one's right to protect oneself? :/ You must be a commie.

[MaxRem100]

0:57 my new ringtone ;)

[Iscaldor]

His name was Alex, and was Dr. Irene Pepperberg's trained grey parrot :D.

[lilsweeti13]

fun cute

[awesomefacepalm]

He sounds like Gollum

[xHeigoux]

bad boys bad boys, what u gonna do when I come for u

[higatvgf]

@xHeigoux omg u r soo funny

[LilahGirl911]

**The name is Erin. Not 'Joe'.

[countryboy6119]

i have 1 and he picks up eveything including the telephone his name is loki too but hes a jackass if u ask me

[RagingSeraphim]

Peter:  Cripple cripple cripple cripple cripple cripple cripple.

Parrot: Cripple.

Joe: DAMMIT!!

[transformer2331]

@RagingSeraphim Parrot: DAMMIT!!

[Con7ent]

not rehomeable rather

[LilahGirl911]

love itt xD "bad bird, bad bird, whatcha gonna do.." hahaha

[Bulldogg27]

At the end it sounds like he is imitating a mouse trap with a mouse caught in it. Just totally awesome bird!

[florieflowers]

This is horrible. So many African Greys are destroyed each year because they cannot be rehomed due to their vocabularies. This poor bird obviously lives with WHITE TRASH. Poor bird! NOT FUNNY

[contacthayes]

@florieflowers Hilarious. I'm certainly not white trash ... I just happen to have a gamer for a husband and a fantastic sense of humor. I suggest you one too (a sense of humor ... not a gamer husband. Though ... they aren't so bad either.) If you are offended, please stop watching.

[florieflowers]

@contacthayes i'd just like you to seriously consider that you are not doing a loving thing for the bird. I volunteer for an organization that sees things like this often and I love Greys and am very familiar with them.

[contacthayes]

@florieflowers I suggest not making assumptions about people. Calling a stranger white trash is ludicrous and completely unprofessional (and if you are truly a champion of this cause - rehoming abandoned Greys-you should consider presenting yourself in a better light.) I love Greys and am very familiar with them too. You know nothing about me, so I suggest you stop pretending to.

[florieflowers]

@contacthayes You create a situation for your bird so that he is not rehomeable after you pass away...they live 70 years. Obviously someone in your family is getting slapped (per the bird) and you are also calling him little f*cker I'm sure you are busy teaching him more bad vocab to amuse youtube. good day.

[Con7ent]

@florieflowers Oh do untie your panties from that knot they're in, do you know how many people would love to have a bird that cusses? He'd be the life of the party. Seriously doubt his vocabulary would make him "rehomeable".

[contacthayes]

@Con7ent Thanks for standing up! For the record no, one gets slapped in my house. @FlorieFlowers is a drama queen. We just happen to play a lot of COD. :) 

[jmbdjs]

he is singing bad boy ( inner circle)? I love this guy

[contacthayes]

@jmbdjs yes he is! We taught him to say "bad bird" instead. ;)

[spunkets]

I would eat this bird with mustard.

[yungskinny666]

this bird is awesome i want one

[sosbarbie]

CREEEPY :D wow animals are sooooo intelligent :/ scares me



[acarter132]

"HEY!! FUCKER!! *CLICK* " hahaha lmao

[MrAshiid]

obviously he learned from an slightly overweight middle aged woman who likes to watch cops

[XxFinalFlashXx1]

"HEY FUCKER!"



[dant55x]

OMG THATS SO FAKE WHAT ANIMAL CAN SPEAK

[ForgedToast]

@dant55x -Facepalm- Do you know anything about parrots?

[dant55x]

@ForgedToast parrot whats that?

[mastersam0071]

@dant55x  LOL BIRDS!

Dumb ass!

[dant55x]

@mastersam0071 LOOL UR THE DUMBASS DID U REALLY THINK I DIDNT KNOW THAT COME ONE I BET UR AMERICAN LOL

[mastersam0071]

@dant55x Lol yes it makes me stupid that you said no animals can talk.

(try to sound a little more sarcastic next time.)

And yes i am American, is that suppose to be an insult..?

Cause haha..its not.

thats like me going up to someone and saying,

HAHA YOU MUST BE FROM CHINA!

..thats just stupid.

-why are you bring the US into a video about a bird..??

[dant55x]

@mastersam0071 this is my point i knew u were american why comment back in the first place ur just a nerdy american computer boy look what u just wrote to me get a life go fuck a girl u loser putting brackets and all this get a life get some pussy u youtube warrior.

[mastersam0071]

@dant55x lol bitch im a girl

[valtonwilson]

sounds like R2D2

[ksol1460tv]

One thing every talking bird learns early on is "Don't bite!"

I know all of mine did!

[BlakeFalling]

Hey FUCKER, *Gun shot*.

[jaythephoenix]

0:51 "Hey..Fucker!" *CLICK* LMAO my favorite part; I love this bird!

[TheLittlebut]

Today i was reading a joke. A woman dated many men, and then her bird (femail) started saying F--- me. Later, she decides to put her bird with some birds from the church because she thinks they would infulence her(the bird). She lets the bird inside the cage and the bird says the line again F--- me. One of the two birds then says, Jerry (the name of someone who works at the church)..... Our prayers have been answered.

[DistantLives]

Bad bird. Bad bird. Whatcha gonna... good XD haha.

[Maokaori]

.___. the way the bird says some stuff its creepy as all get out

[MutantEnemySwag]

o_o

[CupcakeGoddess1799]

I feel like he is under an enormous amount of stress :(

[SparkSpiritBlue]

@CupcakeGoddess1799 No...

[Barriacade]

Lol!!!!!! Its so funny when his like noo its Oka its Oka.....its okay

[DeeForceDub]

HEY!

FUCKER!

*KACK!!*