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  • This Was on The Epesiod Can You Spare A Dime?

  • There r 2 things in this house tht wont work.... then go fix them lmfao!!!! i freakin luv Spongebob ;-)

  • Sponge Your Enthusiasm

  • Mindy Patrick and SpongeBob

  • Am I the only one who thought he would be hearing a beatles song when I saw the name of the video?

  • Spongebob squarepants' lonely heart's club band

  • @Klar1net Beatles are gay

  • Skool is 4 chumps? WHERE AM I?

  • spongebob and patrick argue

  • Squidward's theme.

  • -forever alone-

  • Can I have something to eat?

    No.

    CAN I HAVE SOMETHING TO EAT?

    No.

    CAN I HAVE SOMETHING TO EAT?

    No.

    Can't you say anything but NO?!

    Try asking again later.

    CAN I HAVE SOMETHING TO EAAAAAAT?!

    *adds emphasis on the O in no" NOOO!

  • And STOP CALLING ME PRESIDENT.

  • "Squidward, does that include-"

    "YES, IT DOES!" *slams door*

    "Gee, Patrick, do you think Squidward was trying to tell us something?"

    *head bursts through door* "YES, I WAS! You call yourselves good neighbors?! You're the worst neighbors EVER! *gasp* You don't deserve to wear those fezzes!" *stomps on fezzes

    "Gee, Pat, maybe President Squidward's right."

    "Yeah, I guess we aren't good neighbors after all."

    "NO, YOU AREN'T! YOU'RE HORRIBLE NEIGHBORS! *gasp* And stop calling me president!"

  • The original Forever Alone face.

  • This music reminds me of A CHRISTMAS STORY for some reason.

  • WHY ARENT YOU DRESSED IN UNIFORM!?

  • *GASP* YOU KNOW I'M ALLERGIC TO NEWS BRAND

  • Squidward's other theme song.

  • TWO THINGS IN THIS HOUSE THAT WONT WORK!

  • Lonely Heart's Club BAND... AM I RIGHT?

  • 12:00 MIDNIGHT

    PATRICK COMES INTO SPONGEBOBS HOUSE WEARING A LIGHTSHADE OVER HIS HEAD

    PATRICK: OH BOY THAT WAS SOME PARTY OH HEY SPONGEBOB, JUNIOR

    WHAT.. WHAT????

    SPONGEBOB: OH NOTHING!!!!!!!

  • the song for your retarded moments.

  • I absolutely love the Beatles reference in this song.

  • OVERTIME?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!

  • Are there ANY versions of this song that isn't clipped/distorted?

  • Could I have something to eat? No.

  • PATRICK: I DONT NEED THIS

    SPONGEBOB: WHAT!!!!!?????????? WHERE DO U THINK UR GOING?

    PATRICK: IM GOING BACK TO WORK!!!!!!!!!!!

    SPONGEBOB SO THIS IS WORK???

  • @CESSNALUVER175 PATRICK: YOU KNOW ITS NOT AS EASY AS IT LOOKS, SOMETIMES I GOTTA MOVE THE ANTENNA, SOMETIMES I LOSE THE REMOTE, AND SOMETIMES MY BUTT ITCHES REAL BAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    SPONGEBOB: AWW YOU POOR POOR THING BY THE WAY YOU FORGOT YOUR BREIFCASE!!!!!!

    PATRICK: SO THIS IS THE THX I GET 4 WORKING OVERTIME.

    SPONGEBOB: OVERTIME!?!?!?!??!?!??!?!?!??!­?

  • SPONGEBOB: DO U REMEMBER WHAT U SAID TO ME THIS MORNING?

    PATRICK: SOMETHING ABOUT ROOTBEER RIGHT?

    SPONGEBOB:NO

    PATRICK: OH WAIT LET ME GUESS

    SPONGEBOB: DOES U CAN TAKE THE NIGHT OFF PAL RING A BELL?

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  • Why am I always vaguely reminded of Curb Your Enthusiasm every time I hear this?

  • Oh so this is what i get for working overtime OVERTIME!!??

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  • Spongebob looks like Okay Guy in this picture....

  • meloncholy

    

  • spongebob: gee patrick, i guess where not good neighbors...

    squidward: o noooo you arents, now stop calling me PRESIDENT!!!!!!!!!!!

  • The word "Lonely Heart's Club" remind me of "Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band".

  • Do you remember what you told me this morning?

    Something about Root-Beer right?

    *sighs* no......

  • @loganpabc123 NO NINE IT'S STILL AN ODD NUMBER!!!!!

  • I'm a good noodle...I'M A GOOD NOOODLEEEEE

  • two things THAT DON"T WORK!!!

  • this always plays when spongebob has to be a slave at his own house

  • Have fun inside!

  • This music put in Camp Lazlo and The Mighty B.

  • i am really not amused mister! you're going to get in that tub and you're going to get clean right now! (meow) don't use that tone of voice with me! you will do what i say, WHEN I SAY.

  • "Well that's 9 things in this house that won't work."

    "Then go fix them."

    "9 things that WON'T WORK."

  • @Mematman15 Better make that 13 things that WON'T WORK.

  • That two things in this house that don't work. then go fix them. 2 things that WONT WORk

  • smoked sauseges my favorite

    

  • Forever alone 

  • What a depressing picture...

  • DON'T MAKE ME SAY 3...

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  • if i need something done i get someone with a job to to that job

    what are you saying ...aaaaaaahhhhhhhh

  • 7 DISLIKES THATS AN ODD NUMBER!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Spongebob: "How long did you say I took the Dirty Bubble Challenge?"

    Patrick: "Hmm... Let's see..."

    *Turns glass upside-down*

    *Over-aged milk slowly slides out of glass*

    *Patrick eats it*

    *Thinks while chewing*

    *Shivers*

    Patrick: "Yeah, I'd say about a week, maybe ten days"

  • " Can Squidward have this super awesome delicious sandwich?"

    "No"

    " Hmmm, Can I have this super awesome delicious sandwich?"

    "Yes"

  • ahh am i supposed to say a quote from Spongebob ?

    "I thought i had it all, till i..... Ripped my pants."

  • @Gazking100 wats suppose to happen is u say a quote wen this song is playing

  • @loganpabc123 ya stephen hillenberg directed that too.

  • My Medical Bills Are Really High. But Luckily I'm Able To Keep Myself Alive By Selling.... Chocolate bars.

  • Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band?

  • *spongebob running*

    spongebob: IM WARNING YOU SANDY STAY BACK!

    giant sandy: GRAAAAAAUGH

    spongebob: OK I WARNED YA *THROWS PLANK OF WOOD*

    patrick: HEY SPONGEBOB DID YOU WIN? *PLANK HITS PATRICK*

    patrick: FINLAND

  • @pokepika9876 u just mixed 2 episodes lol "finland!!" was from doodlebob =)

  • That's two things in this house that WON'T WORK!

  • LISTEN YOU CRUSTACEOUS CHEAPSKATE!! SQUIDWARD'S BEEN LIVING IN MY HOUSE DRIVING ME CRAZY AND YOU WON'T LET HIM BACK ALL BECAUSE OF A STUPID DIME!!??

  • That's two things that WON'T WORK.

  • Spongenob: Do you remember what you said to me this morning?

    Patrick: Something about root beer. Right?

    (Spongebob breaths) no.

    Patrick: Wait, wait, let me guess i give up.

    Spongebob: Does (anoying stuff) night up pal ring a bell?

    (Patrick spits) I don't need this.

  • This lemon has THREE SEEDS IN IT!!!!!!! THAT'S AN ODD NUMBER!!!! I CAN'T HAVE ANYTHING ODD!!!! I know what was running through Spongebob's mind at that moment- Well Neptune forbid Squidward should have anything ODD.

  • (SB) So this is work?!

    (Pat) Ya know it's not as easy as it looks! Sometimes I have to adjust the antenna, sometimes I lose the remote, and sometimes by butt itches real bad!!

    (SB) You poor poor thing... by the way you forgot your BRIEFCASE! [Dumps briefcase contents on patrick]

    (Pat) Oh, so this is the thanks I get for working overtime?

    (SB) OVERTIME?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Im pretty sure this song is in "A Christmas Story"

  • Please can you reupload some songs that are terribly distorted/modulated?

  • (Spongebob on couch)

    Squidward:Spongebob! Spongebob!

    (Spongebob running)

    Squidward: And why aren't you in uniform?

    (Spongebob steps out and changes to maid Uniform)

  • sorry if this quote is wrong but: "I GOT A BETTER IDEA! WHY DON'T I CALL SOMEONE WHO HAS A JOB COME OVER AND DO THAT JOB!!!"

  • Patrick: "gee, that was some party"

    Spongebob: (taps foot) "do you remember what we were talking about this morning"?

    Patrick: " something about rootbeer, right"

    Spongebob: (sighs) " no"

  • sa tete me fait pitier ;( xD

  • Here you are, Your Majesty. I can't drink this! Why not? Are you blind? Just look at it! What about it? That lemon has three seeds in it! That's an odd number! I can't eat anything odd-numbered! Fine, I'll take it out! It's already contaminated by the bad lemon! It won't work! That makes two things in this house that won't work. Then go fix them. (louder)Two things that won't...work!
  • I have been LOOKING for this!

  • YOU KNOW I'M ALLGERIC TO NEWSPRINT!!

  • I AM SO THE BOSS OF YOU!

  • Forever Alone.

  • Spongebob: "Patrick. Do you think Squidward was trying to tell us something?"

    (Squidward pops in view)

    Squidward: "YES I WAS! YOU CALL YOURSELF GOOD NEIGHBORS?! YOU ARE THE WORST NEIGHBORS...EVER!" *gasps* "YOU DON'T DESERVE TO WEAR THOSE FFF...FEZZES!" (Suidward shakes his foot & pats it on the fezzes)

    Spongebob: "Gee, Pat, maybe President Squidward is right!

    Patrick: "Yeah. I guess we aren't good neighbors after all".

    Squidward: NO YOU AREN'T!! YOU'RE HORRIBLE NEIGHBORS!"

  • @fweepers "AND STOP CALLING ME PRESIDENT"!!!

  • @fweepers Squidward: (GAAAAAAAAASP) AND STOP CALLING ME "PRESIDENT!"

  • Lonley heart club band? WHERE IN GOD'S NAME IS JOHN LENNON WHEN YOU NEED HIM?

  • Oh boy, think, Mindy, think! Aha! Yep, I guess you're right, a couple of kids could never do this job! That's why I guess I'll have to turn you into men!

  • @sbrocksman

    O.O You can do that? How?

  • AKA Squidward's 2nd theme

  • that's two things in this house that WOOON'T WOOORRKKK

  • *glances at like/dislike bar*

    THAT'S THREE PEOPLE THAT WOOOOOON'T WOOOOOORK!

  • Spongebob has the best music ever. It give me serious lady boners.

  • One Minute Later...

  • DONT YOU TWO HAVE ANY BRAINS?!?!?!

  • @awesomechick1341 spongebob is not talk about some thing stupid...

  • @awesomechick1341 spongebob is not talk about some thing stupid

  • Two Things That WOOOOOON'T WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORK! XD

  • can i have something to eat?nonoonnonononononono

  • The title and picture caught me off guard. I really didn't expect how different it sounded. Doesn't sound very lonely :3

  • Sgt. Peppers Lonely Hearts Club Band!

  • Is there a soundtrack that includes all of the background music such as this and the other songs played during the show? Because I reaaaally want it.

  • THIS IS IT! THANK YOU! I'VE BEEN LOOKING FOR THIS FOREVER! I'VE BEEN TRYING TO CATCH YOU BOYS ALL DAY! AAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!

    *gasp*

    I'd like to buy all your chocolate.

  • OMFG, i get here for clicking this from a sgt. peppers lonely heart club band....i hate you squarepants!!!

  • @oneangelss Than leave, weirdo.

  • This is just kinda creepy lol

  • "Heres alphabet Soup! i made it Especially for YOU!"

    *Soup reads "Get a Job"*

  • And WHY aren't you in uniform?

  • @8BitMonk3y : "Here ya go your majesty."

  • @xNikkaX3 That lemon has THREE seeds in it! THAT'S AN ODD NUMBER!

  • @8BitMonk3y I guess Squidward has a fetish for a cross-dressing Spongebob in a maid outfit. :P

  • so.....this is what i get for working overtime....

    OVERTIME!?!?!?

  • Spongebob: "I've got a better idea!!!! Why don't I call someone whose JOB it is to fix it? You know why??? Because when I need a JOB done I get someone with a JOB to DO that JOB!!!!"

    Squidward: "What are you saying?"

    Spongbob: "AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!"

  • TWO THINGS THAT WOOOONT WOOOORK

  • SOUP FROM A CAN! *gasp*

  • Did you hear that Patrick She (Mindy) will use her mermaid magic to turn us into men!!!! HOOORAY!!!!! We're gonna be men!! We're gonna be men!! We're gonna be men!!

  • IVE MOLTED

  • I think of Squidward

  • wey wook its widward widward is wolling to work

  • Beatles reference much?

  • @pikachu0exe Dang people are always takin my comments before I can get there :(

    LOL

  • CONDENSED SOUP?!?!!!!!

  • Do you remember what you said to me this morning? Something about root beer right.

    Noooooooo

  • IT'S NOT THE SAME.

  • Squidward: Merry Christmas!

  • OVERTIME??!?!?!?!!!!

  • is this music in fallout 3?

  • @DaShizNiTProuduction No :P

    fallout 3 did however use music from the same composed so its probably familliar

  • @sagaunleashed thanks dude

  • Aah. You're saying I'm soft! You think your little "have fun inside" challenge is gonna make me come camping with you, but that is never gonna happen! There's no way I'm gonna sit out here all night with you two losers! So, get used to it!

  • @ToyStoryVids11496 ok. have fun inside!

  • Or a football playing king in space! With a mustache!

  • @pikachu0exe Hey do you know the name of the song from the same episode can you spare a dime when he is doing all of that stuff for squidward?

  • what are you saying

    AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH­HHHH

  • Can I have something to eat?

    No.

    Can I have something to eat?

    No.

    Can I have something to eat?

    No.

    Can't you say anything else but 'no'?!

    Try asking again!

    Can I have something to eat? =D

    NoOo~

  • @ValiantSkyRider720 *Squidward's blood pressure raises and he has a stroke*

  • @spoogeling Maybe we should ask the shell if he's okay.

  • YOU KNOW I'M ALLERGIC TO NEWSPRINT!

  • thats to things that wooooont woooooorrrrkkk

  • Classic!

  • "Because when I need a JOB done, I hire someone with a JOB to do that JOB!"

    "... what are you saying?"

  • @pigeongirl AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH

  • Spongebob: Thanks. I'm gonna go look for one so I can stop MOOCHING OFF MY FRIENDS AND THEY CAN GET BACK TO THEIR LIVES!

  • @SithArbiter1157 what are you trying to say?? O_O

  • *Grabs Krabs by neck* LISTEN, YOU CRUSTATEOUS CHEAPSKATE!! SQUIDWARD'S BEEN LIVING IN MY HOUSE, DRIVING ME CRAZY!!! AND YOU WON'T LET HIM BACK ALL BECAUSE OF A STUPID DIME!!??!?!!!

  • So far, there are TWO PEOPLE that DON'T... WOOOOOOOOOOORK!

  • "How's the unibrow?"

    "...It's BIG, and VALUABLE."

  • @Nessthegreat This song isn't even playing during that scene.

  • a job?

  • Heard this one a lot.

  • THATS TWO THINGS IN THIS HOUSE THAT WONT WORK... lol

  • @TheVickers03 what are you getting at ? xD

  • @ninnymurray lol member when squidward lives with spongebob and he jus lays in his bed all the time and dosnt even try to look for a job cuz he quites at the krusty krab and spongebob gives him lemonade and then squidward complaints about the lemon cuz it has 3 seeds in it and he says that lemon has three seeds in it it wont work and spongebob gets pissed and says thats two things in this house that wont work

  • @TheVickers03 Yea :P

  • SpongeBob. I need to tell you something! Something Important!!

  • 0:29 to 0:50

    My favorite part

  • I get someone WITH A JOOOOB, to do that JOOOOB!

  • @peterpib2 What are you saying

  • @pikachu0exe LOL. I burst out laughing when I read that. WOOOOOON'T, WOOOOOORK!!!!

  • 2 people are THINGS THAT DON'T WORK.

  • Squid's theme

  • 2 things that won't....WORK!