Im a pilot

[A1CLumadue]

Maintainer- A high-school diploma fixing what a college degree fucked up.

[Liskariki]

im a pilot... and i agree hahahaha...WIN crazysix0231

[yourpimp99]

cant wait till im 24 im goin to the airforce but collage first

[FlyBoyMike1000]

Love it!

[Mysticalseacreature]

Lmao 0:39

[megamankid20783]

im a crew chief

[aNavalAviator]

you should learn how to cancel the sound from videos so you just hear music

[k2477456]

cuz your baby may have your name on her but i just made her my bitch!

[RyanAllbery]

I fly a Russian Mig three American planes and a bomber I know that's highly unrealistic and that's about 20 years of training and a lie but I want to sound cool on you tube.............. If your going to lie make it believable

[lex663]

You must pass a lifetime in qualifications. Do you know that some aircrafts you need 5 year or more to get a full qualification? I will need 8 years to get full qualification in C-295M on 502 squadrom.

To get some skill you need some time (actually a lot of time). And what fleet qualifys you, if you will pass all months flying just to keep your skills. It is a lot of money wasted.

In operational terms that is nonsense.

[daerico3654]

I hum this song every time our instructor pilot walks by... so his song. lol

[Stifsim6]

This is so true...funny stuff.

[voltag3man]

im a pilot i fly Mig 29's , F-35, F-22, F/A18,and bombers

[scamper246]

@voltag3man On your video game.

[voltag3man]

@scamper246 FU

[foath1]

@voltag3man No you don't.

[ohiorc]

@voltag3man I don't think you do only because the f-35,f-22 and f/a-18 are American and the mig is Russian. I know your gonna say something like that your a test pilot and its a captured mig, but I highly doubt this.

[k2477456]

@voltag3man lol worst lie on youtube

[voltag3man]

@k2477456 dur LOL no shit

[colerex1]

@voltag3man no. dude and dont say ur a test pilot asswipe cuz we all no if your ganna lie say a f 16 or a f22 rapter you say one not a bunch

[ActiveAirForce14]

NOW HURRY THE FUCK UP!!!

[flyozzy]

The clip at 3:35 might be from the UK. Search "Mach Loop" for some amazing photos and video's

[KingDugan]

I'm a crew chief, and that is exactly how maintainers see pilots.

[AnthonyMac16]

i'm a pilot, i thought this was hilarious lmao

[Dylobotomy]

as a maintainer I listen to this video and laugh my ass off because i actually spent a week working side by side with a B-1 pilot and oh my fucking God they actually think like this

[simplyskilled]

0:04 fake right?...........right?

[avionicswirenut]

@simplyskilled That was superman at age 4 at 0:04............

[Arlon71]

well we know 30 pilots didn't like this song XD

[Arlon71]

rofl @ chaff/flare part...

[MrMikeNak]

I just froze my ass of at the pick-up point, waiting for the pilot for over an hour. Meanwhile, he's chilling in the office with a cup of coffee on FaceBook and YouTube.

[PilotWannaG]

LOL 0:04 Whats the heck

[90909009]

oh wow at 2:18 was that an AC-130? love those planes

[xXxDeitiesxXx]

@90909009 i think that was a C-130 i did'nt see any guns on it

[90909009]

@xXxDeitiesxXx oh right. yeah now you mention it i didn't see any guns

[Ghostrider337]

Love this song . . . Where did ya find the footage of the Cessna 172RG trying to take off from the roadway? That happened not to far from my parents house!!!

[Arc9er]

This is around the time where one of youtube's many retards would go "did he died?"

[kirza94]

1:09 lucky that was a test bomb and made out of concrete not explosives :)

[taterfamine]

aren't these guys all f-16 pilots?

[pbplaya5]

@taterfamine we prefer the term viper driver.

[taterfamine]

@pbplaya5

lol yeah try calling a viper a fighting falcon in front of a bunch of pilots. you'll get some weird looks haha

[AFMetal666]

Just remember: College degree to break 'em, high school degree to fix 'em. At least the 135 pilots are cool to us crew chiefs.

[eljefe485]

damn this song is funny and so true. F-15 CC

[sleepyjarrod]

This is awesome. Nobody gets it when I say "It's my aircraft, the pilot just breaks it!"

[rsholley324]

yes crew chiefs make it happen we re the only REAL maintainers everyone else jets where wears the badge

[Kaleeboy87]

Im a Maintainer i work on survival gear and ejection seats, and we gotta deal with pilots all the time and this song is so true.. I gotta say Funny as hell.

[popkorn66]

1:04 lol

[MaskedvAvenger]

As a crew chief, listening to this is almost depressing... this song is so incredibly true

[AFLoneWolf]

All you pilots really outta know that if it weren't for maintainers, the world's greatest pilot wuld be stuck in the infantry

[SuperCurnel]

5 stars awesome vid

[MrMaverick1971]

fly boys RULES!!!

[darkdrakex]

i just got my name on a jet and for some reason this song makes me wanna do my job fix it right and pray the pilot comes down code 1 on 1 go fridays :) viper crew chief spangdahlem

[imthejman85]

@darkdrakex What unit, 22 or 23? If it ain't Hawk, don't fix it!

[senioroso]

helicopter pilots are the shit.

[norwejon]

haha, song is so true.

[crazysix0231]

hey I am really glad you enjoyed this video SEMPER FI and stay safe

[kazansky22]

@crazysix0231 is that you PG?

[yourpimp99]

@kazansky22 lol ^

[PopTartBandwagn]

funny as fuck...im a mech for the V-22 Osprey and it no shit feels like pilots are like this...HAHAHAHA!!!

[ohiorc]

Does this count if your a private pilot?

[br110br]

Ha..thats great! Im a pilot and was quickly told the smart ones fix em, the dumb ones fly em. Thanx crew, next time u don't have lighted wands I won't bitch.

[Futeki321]

If ya'll pilots wanna help out us ammo guys abit, drop it, shoot it, pop it we dont want it back!

[felix2542]

lol

[223asia]

I got to admit, this is LOL funny and that's coming from a USMC (Ret) fighter/attack pilot. God bless those Plane Capt's, Mechs, Ordies, Grapes and all of those who had to put up with our rubbish. But I admit it... we did have fun that is,when we weren't scaring the crap out of ourselves. Now all I can do is look back and laugh.

[ApacheChieff]

thats my dad dancing in the plane at 1:05

[theapprentice5570]

lol

[FSXFwoody]

2:03 lol.

[FutureMarine246]

lol my father was part of airframes in the marines with the hornets, he would probably chuckle at this song

[theredbaron769]

This Is Totally How Maintenance Feels About Pilots

[churchandtex]

This guy is a total ass, that's why I love him.

[omnione12]

I am a crew chief and this song is still funny 6 years later

[jennajamesonslover]

i am also a crew chief....and i totally agree with you.

[ColonelMarksman]

In your experience, are pilots actually like this to their ground crews?

[skipplet]

@ColonelMarksman eh, I wouldn't say so. Most dudes I know are friendly to the crewchiefs. We all have a job to do though, and we're always on a timeline.

[AFLoneWolf]

@omnione12

Which airframe? I was on C-5 & 17's

[applesweeter]

Dear All,

I have some questions about psychology:

*Why do we love flying and being in the sky?

*what is so enjoyable to pilot an aeroplane/spacecraft?

Besides,

*Why does aviation has some many rooms for comedy and jokes?

*Aviation is a serious subject, why would we want to make fun on this serious subject?

THANK YOU IN ADVANCE for your creative ideas and brainstorm!!!

P.S. this video and song make me smile :})

[stitcheslove]

If you're in the military, you should understand. I personally hate carrying baggage for pilots off of their little jets while they get to eat cookies and kiss their wives and kids. It's a bummer being ont he bottom of the food chain. But laughing at it is the only way to deal with some stuff. if you take life too seriously, it'll just drag you down and eat you up! <3

[AsianMeatBunBoy]

the rust of going mach speed

[tek5828]

1:30 + is actually a chopper crashing.

[nitschke22]

good job with the f-14 belly landing

mig was mad :D fix that

[GlennQuagmire247]

Loved a quote from an RAF Tornado pilot once:

Pilot: "The radar is knackered"

Mechanic: "Well sir, what is broken?"

Pilot: "I dunno, you're the bloody engineer..."

[MikeofWyoming]

I usualy make this face 1:52 30 seconds before I split from an encounter with Joe Bidens wife.

[modwebby]

the last one with the mig was weird:S

[Hairysteed]

SHIT! I accidentally one-starred this video! Meant to hit the pause button :(

[TransistorBreakdown]

lol

[killobot9]

LOL 4:00 - 4:25

[bf2025]

take a look at 1:25 you can hear the intercom in the background @ 1:33 the pilot asks his co-pilot 'think i can make that' the co responds 'nope' pilot says 'shows what you know' 1:39 main rotor of chopper strikes a tree and fly's out of control. good news the pilot regains control and lands safely- pilot and co are rescued a short time later

[Kirov686]

He actually says "Oh ye of little faith"

[captainmorgan757]

LMAO at  :05 seconds!!!!

[MAV1985]

thx

[MAV1985]

what's the mean of the "code 2 and code 3"?

[cowboyroberts83]

Code 2 means the pilot broke something but the aircraft is still flyable. Code 3 means the aircraft is grounded until its fixed. Code 1 means nothing got broke.

[rav3n0815]

It was not always the Pilot who broke it!

[mobius372]

the pilot never breaks anything its always the mechanics fault lol

[BLUTundGermany]

Im An Ao This song is true!

[motokid032]

Lmao @ 2:44..

[Persia7030]

hi ,0231, is it real?That was fantastice and very hilarious,THat was the best I have ever seen.

[1968drum]

2:27= BAD ASS

[42thundercloud]

love this song. and i was a pointy head (avionics). got even with many a snot nosed pilot too. ahhhhhhhh beware of the enlisted man..for left alone he is one of the devious individuals. and now i am retired

[gnarkillkicksass]

This'd go down real well in PNG.

[ilikepollo79]

Hey that reminds me of a lot of our Marine helicopter pilots!! Hilarious!!!

[GSenrith]

The song of course is hillarious and the video goes well with it. Good job

[3ofp3nt1cl35]

i think i speak for all airsofrce pilots when i say this...

those are ALL navy pilots!

[ngaiox]

No A-10s, or F-15s in Navy.

[flysupertomcat1]

It's more like you speak for all retards

[Lizardddog]

Air Force attack huh?

[Mustang1204]

Nope, all human mistakes who can happen to anyone.

[redwyvernridermike]

Agreed.

[tylernathanialthomas]

And let's not forget who crashed a billion dollar B2 earlier this year... not the Navy. Who shot down that satellite, too, when the mission of the USAF is "To fly, fight and win ... in air, SPACE and cyberspace"... Chair Force.

[markbart7]

Actually, the air force did a similar task from an aircraft in about the 80s. The only reason the navy's thing was such a big deal is because they did it from sea level

[romanaccio748]

Ahah nice...I bet that guy learned to G-strain instead of bein' "kinda cool" chewing the gum...!

[CledusTJuddfan]

lmao...that sux, i understand....now hurry the fuk up...lol

[Fletcher069]

The guy at 1:48 isn't a pilot... Only a Blue Angle-VIP which sit behind the pilot.

[romanaccio748]

A lil' jealous dude? ...

[machaf]

Jealous cause pilots are ballas? And roll in $4 a minute? Shiet.. Add me up NUKKKA

[sportsstuff87]

lol go drive your short bus fag.

[pokerplr27]

I may be driving the short bus, but your ridin' it. So stop licking the windows and make sure your helmet is on tight. LOL! Do something on your own for once instead of having someone hold your hand like the little child you are. You probably fly predators and still consider yourself a pilot and still wear a flight suit, how GAY is that!!! The cocky pilots have no sense.

[sportsstuff87]

lol that was a funny comment the helmet thing and all. no i dont fly predators or wear a flight suit. i gotta wear a pain in the ass uniform. thats all. and im not cocky, believe me, i dont get paid enough to do that haha.

[pokerplr27]

Its only the cocky pilots I really dont like, believe me, I have a lot of respect for the 'down to earth' pilots that protect my ass while I am on the roads of Iraq. Everyone else in the Air Force seems to have a good head on their shoulders. I have met some pretty damn good pilots, but then again, I have met some real jack asses. Later...

[maxsmodels]

clearly someone has been hanging around the fighter mafia too long.

Funny vid.

[lockheed22]

fuck you!

[mrpoofy18]

Not to be rude but at 0:02 I dont understand how the hell that got upright, lol, and 0:06 is just plain funny as hell

[zachwhitten]

As a maintainer of F-16 (avionics specialist), I think this song is just too painful to be funny. Working from 1500-0500 everyday with no end of my misery in sight (except the end of my enlistment) because of gayness like this is enough to make me wish I had stuck with college.  No one to blame but myself.

[jazzmonkey87]

jesus, just cry about it why don't ya

[cowboyroberts83]

WAAAAA, I'm a specialist any my life is SOOOO hard. You know, when I did my tour over in Afghanistan, all the backshops did was sit in the nice air conditioned tent while the crew chiefs (of which I am, A-10 Thunderbolt II) were out on the line doing the bulk of the work. Wish I could get a 3 hour nap.

[zachwhitten]

Cool, except I am not backshop and never have been. Two totally separate AFSCs (maybe research beforfe you make a snide remark). And A-10 avionics guys probably don't have as much work to do, since its kind of hard to break electronics when a jet doesn't even break mach.

[ccondor97]

... or even have its own radar for that matter

[cowboyroberts83]

Well the A-10B (the adverse weather/night-time 2 seater version) was suppose to have a radar, but you dont need that when the primary weapon is a rather large gun.

[cowboyroberts83]

Well, I'll give you the fact that the Hog cant even go above 450 mph. But who says you need to fly fast to be feared or loved out in the field (depending on which end of the 30mm gatling gun you're on). And I fail to see the connection between electronics and top speed. Maybe its because I'm a dumb dumb crew chief.

[zachwhitten]

I'm not saying that the A-10 doesn't have a prominent role in the AF (in fact, I think it will be in service long after the F-16 has been phased out), but pulling Gs is a main factor in electronics equipment breaking. And the faster you go, the more Gs you pull when you maneuver (typically). Anyway, this comment thread has gone on to long, I already basically called myself an idiot for joining enlisted, and I don't won't to dwell on it anymore.

[42thundercloud]

come back to dm. we all humped to get the job done

[N0VAD0GG]

That dude that GLOCs (blacks out) is riding in the back, he's not a Pilot, he's a news reporter riding with the Blue Angels on a PR demo flight

[Mobius1holmberg]

i hope to see the blue angels in ri this year

june 28-29 at quonset point

[tomahawkje]

LOL for mechanics this song is the truth lol ^^ i love this song

[Nezrite]

The artist is Dos Gringos. It's a cover of Denis Leary's "I'm an Asshole."

[Mobius1holmberg]

i saw the im an asshole vid its funny but i like this song and vid more

[F22RaptorFF]

who's the artist of the song?

[funflyforfun]

not that ya live vary long afterwords:(

[bigguy555123]

lol

[Cannook]

HHAHAAHAHA  Nice Video .Pilots are cool , but they cant fix an ENGINE.

God Bless the Troops.

[theapprentice5570]

haha really? you should meet me.

[bratonabike]

this is a bi discrimitive to pilots

[thunderflash82]

lol, that's the point. the guy that wrote the song is a fighter pilot. he wanted to make sure new pilots knew that just b/c they're pre-madona's doesn't make them well liked by the ground crew.

[bratonabike]

oh lol kk

[Baldavin]

haha plus you can ask any crew chief theres one pilot in the squad who this song is about

[wrh61]

As a pilot and aircraft mech , this gig warms my heart...How many times have pulled some type rated IP's butt out of the fire doing the dirty work...and I won't mention the times I've pulled frozen poop and pee out of lavs just cus' some crew dude didn't want to do the simplist thing for the passengers.

[matt9798]

Of course I released the parking brake....these tires are just prone to getting flat spots.

.....Lt HardLanding

[forksporkfork]

Just to add, it landed at twice the maximum sink rate during some sort of FAA certification.

[forksporkfork]

Do a google search for "MD80 crashes during certification"

[LogisticEarth]

I love this band.

Do you have the story behind that airliner that lands hard towards the begining of the video? I'm amazed that the gear was able to absorb the impact but the whole plane rippled and tore the tail off.

[crazysix0231]

hey Guys I want to Thankyou for comments, keep showing these vids

[backyardstormchaser]

Mechanics keeo it flying, pilots just keep it away from the ground...Nice video.

[Scalzo123]

As a maintainer, this song is too fucking funny. Rock on Dos Gringos!!

[3DGLoc]

This is my new favorite song. Remember, us mechanics are responsible for your safety while flying. I salute you Dos Gringos, ROCK ON!!!!

[nonozozololo]

i wanna be pilot

[johng200]

Outstanding.

[tomahawkje]

nah i am a mechanic and i dont think i shall like that pilot lol ^^ but its a fact most pilots are like in this song XD

[chaingang90]

i'm sure all the technicians love pilots like you

[19viper]

That was awesome. Great Song and video to match.

[daviemun]

That is great!

[suav3k]

the blackout dude is totally serious too

[oppythemouse]

lol at the sony controller refuel, great song, great video

[A2ZNP1971K]

Imposter, you really need to get a life.

[FireFox911Fr]

Have u any problem with gay people ?

So fuck u bastard

[killdatcow]

nice song,movie love the photo shop boy in the start

[coldbluedsteel]

"wow. that was a long one..."

[airplaneaeroplane]

I agree with realitic. That is a Flanker.

[buffalosoldier92]

It was a MiG-29

[theyellowrose1977]

that is a MiG-29 probly the OVT but that is indeed a MiG-29

[A2ZNP1971K]

Realitic is incorrect, as is shown in the shape of the vertical stabs. That is not only a MiG-29, but it is an IrAF MiG-29. I incorrectly identified it as an OVT earlier, but I retract that...unless of course the IrAF had an OVT or two in 2003.

[RRVCrinale]

The screeching landing at about 3:30 was a Fulcrum, I can tell because compared to the Flanker, it looks sorta stocky. Last jet to crash in the video right at the end was a Flanker.

[justalilrandom]

the one that generally bollocksed up the take off... a MiG-29, the one who crashed at the end...a Su-27

[Schnugg]

That was a Boeing 707...are you guys blind? See all 4 engines...  Hey, wait a second argiung on the internet is like running in the special olympics...even if you win....

[A2ZNP1971K]

Cool! A rotorhead! What types do you fly/maintain? I've been getting a lot of time in 206Bs and 407s lately...I do both...flying and maintenance.