CHRIS IS FEROCIOUS

[LisaChuUK]

He will adapt well in the wild.

[LyleVertigo]

What is this? A new series on Animal Planet? That channel has been going down the drain...

[ttmab7]

@LyleVertigo Say what you will, I would totally watch an Animal Planet documentary on Chris Chan...

[MrFraserFilms2009]

He sounds constipated... just very very constipated...

[Chinelin]

For the first time ever I was scared by a woman flashing the boobs at me. Specially because that woman is a fucking man.

[AmirtheJayJay]

Ferocious seems to be more of a complement when talking about chris, since he cant survive on his own

[M9helghast]

Honestly, chris chan does not intimidate anyone, i bet a little kid is more intimidating than chris chan

[Christhefireshark]

@1805902349 I'm a 15 year old brother and I don't act like this... Maybe I should try?

[MrToastOmnomnom]

OH GOD HE IS LEVELING UP!!! oh... wait... he is just accumulating a boner.

[CorporateG0th]

Wtf was that at 0:25, he looked like he was going to throw up

[OtakuPraetorius]

Holy shit! His mouth is full of cum at 0:27 !!!

[hercules145]

The music...it fucking makes the video

[NorrisArt]

0:34 OH NOES!

[Kiroswan]

why does this exist

[RagingBanebou]

"And now for something completely different..." *takes off his robes*

Me: O_O *screams for 1 hour straight so loud that it wakes up God*

God: *wakes up in surprise* What was that? *blinks, then shrugs and goes back to sleep*

[Ragenzen]

The wild and stupid Chris..elusive to his bedroom..is the only animal that takes only a huge butter stick and stupid comics to tame.

[Ragenzen]

@Ragenzen Sadly, I meant *tames. I typoed..

[Cha1r]

I lol'd at the end. a little more than i had to :D

[donuthead551]

CHRIS CAN YOU HEAR ME?  I'M CUTTING DOWN THE INTERNET. CHRIS? CHRIIIIIIIIIIISSSSS!!

[Tyranida]

rawr :3

[Popanator2010]

Chrissy takes a poopie in his pants. Most autistics do this and eat it, because the poop is squishy and autistics are retarded.

[XxPromisesBrokenxX]

I think he is turning into a werewolf.

[failfiction]

He looks more constipated than angry.

[XSouthXNightX]

The game...I just lost it.

[BobDole128]

0:25 Chris taking a shit

[TheSpiralDownward]

The MGS reference made my day.

[BootyFister]

@1805902349 Lol. Chris is more like a 5 year-old.

[freedomfriestastebad]

mewlime on a dime

[abtsadiemaekole]

Basementus Dwellerous Douchebagguis

[TheHalfNerd]

Crystal Chronicles?

[MewLime]

@TheHalfNerd Yep!

[TheHalfNerd]

@MewLime Damn, I can't believe I remembered that

[XxPromisesBrokenxX]

@MewLime Right on....Crystal Chronicles is EPIC once you get the hang of it.

[ToviaPicoru]

@MewLime Which Crystal Chronicles song is this?

[dimsimlord]

@ToviaPicoru

Monster's Round Dance, I think

[ToviaPicoru]

@dimsimlord Yep. That's the one. Thanks. :)

[ohiocanalgirl]

FAIL KONG!

[RobotwarsKing]

But you did not realise the fury of his wrath.

[Krauserowns]

0:17 the most annoying sound in the world

[HellCatFury12]

Oh god... Did he really say "Now for something completely diferent"?

Monty pythan just died for me :/

[SilentJ43]

as soon as I heard that battle music, I put on my robe and wizard hat...

[ThePencilboxofDOOM]

is he taking violent shits while saying how angry he is?

[sandwich7587]

@ThePencilboxofDOOM LMFAO

[Vnix]

fucking lol'd @ end

[n2existance]

Here we see Chris chan in its natural habitat.

[Getoffmearse]

@1805902349 ur brother must be a total asspie if ur comparing him to chris chan and saying he acts like him no offense

[ecuasxaz]

Damn nature, you scary!

[MewLime]

@1805902349 That's an insult to 15 year old brothers everywhere. I have one and he's as intimidating as a rabid pro wrestling war veteran on steroids compared to Chris.

[HerGuardianAngel1991]

@MewLime my nephew acted like that when he was 8 and into the age of 11. o_o

[MewLime]

@HerGuardianAngel1991 Ah geez. ._. At least he grew out of it?

[HerGuardianAngel1991]

@MewLime Oh yeah, he grew out of it quite quickly.

[chrisredfeild13]

@MewLime pro wrestlers are fat pussys wtf are talking about

[some14u2no]

A wild Chris-Chan appears!

Clyde Cash! I choose you!

[hidetolove]

@some14u2no

Chris-Chan used confusion, Clyde Cash is confused!



[MrAuthoritarian]

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[Anonymous58815]

UNLEASH THE MOTHERFUCKING FURY

[DragonLS]

MY EYES!!!!!!!!1!

[AmirtheJayJay]

he would never last in the wild

[NeoSquadillah]

well he succeeded in scaring me. not intimidation scary of course but more of a disturbed scared

[Getoffmearse]

0:16 sounds like he's having dihheria

[RikuRiku]

He like

smiles

whole hes growling

wtf thats not scary

[MewLime]

@RikuRiku Normally that "smiling" would be considered baring teeth, but Chris fails at being predatory.

Among countless other things.

[The09Gentleman]

@MewLime This is some funny shit with the wildlife music and the noises he's making you'd think you were watching The Discovery channel or something. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! Good job.

[TranquilFury1993]

@RikuRiku Christian Weston Chandler corpsing?

SEND FOR THE MAN!

[Getoffmearse]

0:28 he's got a green tounge ewwwww.........

[SeanStrife]

Here we witness the Autisticus Manchildus in his natural habitat, performing an eons old mating ritual.  He inflates his chest and growls to show he is, in fact, the alpha male.

[Invilidity]

@SeanStrife

He evolved far from the Autisticus genus a long time ago. He is mere Retardis Manchildus.

[SeanStrife]

@Invilidity I stand corrected. I apologize. But would the mating ritual of Retardis Manchildus be the same as that of the Autisticus Manchildus or would it be a different variation. I may have to travel to the species' natural habitat to do further research.

[MD123ism]

0:24 he looks like hes constipated

[Wyndrax]

When the tribal music started I couldn't stop laughing.

[MrMatt29999]

i want to taze him

[thereaIblackcerberus]

He's not being ferocious, he's just full of twenty-eight years of shit.

[SirBlendalot]

whenever I see a person with 1 earbud I think of cwc

[AzureClarity]

I was right! This music IS from Crystal Chronicles! :D

[blazingdude123]

Umad Chris?

[Pasalaqcua]

Constipation got you down?

[LazyCrazyClown]

You're fighting style may be very impressive where you come from. Your only weakness is, this is Earth

[IronYouthRadio]

A wild ChrisChan appears

[Anonymous58815]

Shit! Who dropped the myrrh?!

[cguevara12]

This chris chan creature was sited in Virginia. It preys on women and screams on webcam. It is not dangerous but use elephant gun to be sure.

[ParabolaTool]

Blanka ball?

[MikeyDSanchez]

He's like a pail, fat, autistic Blanka.

[FormalDragon]

I Now Have Dirty Craped briefs....

[videogamenostalgia]

If you watched the actual video, 0.29 is actually scary, because he just does it really loudly, right the fuck outta nowhere

[Popanator2010]

Typical aspie having an assburger tantrum!

[cocoabeanbrunetti]

@Popanator2010 There's a difference in having Asperger's Syndrome and being an Aspie.Ppl with Asperger's Syndrome aren't retarded like this guy, while Aspie's like to make excuses for their behavior and not take any responsibility for their actions.

[appleman1324]

well suit him, hes a form of widlife

[angrydead]

I've seen chickens with more ferocity.

[MewLime]

@angrydead Well chickens can be pretty vicious, if the Legend of Zelda has taught me anything.

[SilentJ43]

@MewLime that's Final Chan-tasy Chris-tal Chronicles right?

[xalener]

@angrydead

That's a bit of a compliment. Chickens can fuck shit up.

[fman40000]

Easiest. FFCC. Boss battle. Ever!!!

[44ch1m]

actually he sound's like Jim Carey from Dumb and Dumber. "Hey, wanna hear the most annoying sound in the world? ..... EEEEERRRRRHHHHHHHHHH"

[ac130pilot]

looks like fun

[therealkraas]

If I had the time, skills, and talent, I would make a montage of this guy set to the Ramones cover of Tom Waits' "I Don't Wanna Grow Up". Seems like the perfect tune for him, and the fast guitars in the Ramones version would fit will with CWC's spastic nature.

[cessusbangy]

FUCKING LOL

[rickwyles1]

HES A LION :3

[CompyRex]

This is a cinematic masterpiece.

[DarkRoseTheVampwolf]

hay look someone gave a constipated monkey a video camera! :D

[Supathiefable]

The whole time I was wondering: "Where the FAWK is his medallion!?"

[thecaptainwii]

Constipated much?

[waywardwonkers]

Screw this! It's your turn to carry the chalice! I'm out of here!

[MewLime]

@waywardwonkers I lol'd.

[VelLucio]

The anger management course sure helped Chris and his anger...

[glidepunch1534]

dropping the mega shit

[maggosh]

The thumbnail makes him look like he has a beard.

[Jophie12]

FUCKING EPIC!

[aztec005]

chris chan is a secret species only found on monster hunter tri in stores now yeall

[bopomofo]

He acts like he's trying to drop a giant fuckin turd

[MewLime]

@bopomofo Knowing about his DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS, he probably is.

[12Megasavage]

lol final fantasy music..

[TasmanianShadow]

Oh look its the fail whale in its natural habitat...Oh lets get a closer lo- OH GOD IT TOOK OFF ITS ROBE

[H1GHLANDER360]

oh no its the horrorfying autistic lion

[webb221]

rofl and now for something completely different

[Adamantiger]

The music on this...made me feel like I was watching some oddity at Jurassic Park

[IScareWomenAway]

Africa.

[enjoiCam]

xDDDD

[Mathiaxzz]

fatass mating call!?

[SATANwithAwebsite]

My eyes, o-O

my poor eyes,

I am fuckin' blind noa! *-*

[mrbob091]

0:35 oh man... OH GAWD OH MAN! OH GAWD OH GAWD OH MAN!!!

[inferneko]

The Rage of the Retard with manboobs

[PaleHorseRider90]

Lmfao

[IScareWomenAway]

0:36 PIZZA NIPPLES!!!

[xBNBxKilleR]

he kinda looks like tom cruise everyonce and a while lol

[MewLime]

Don't compare him to Tom. Even Chris isn't that crazy. D:

[xBNBxKilleR]

lol True but he is pretty close XD

[Makoi44]

@MewLime Don't be too sure, they kinda relate perfectly.

[tw1stedgrudge]

@xBNBxKilleR That would truly be an epic battle.

Chris vs Tom. Whole cities would be shattered and utterly deleted from existence from the sheer outflux of failure.

[Shonbi]

Oh crap! The finisher attack! D8

[JonathanClement140]

This is what Chris looks like when defecating.

[DukeNukem2020]

haha, that's what I was just thinking. He sounds like he's constipated.

[DukeNukem2020]

The Metal Gear Solid reference was at least worth 30 stars.

[Szgerle]

Oh god, music made me laugh uncontrollably.

Jungle Chris.

[jetsal]

Final Fantasy: Crystal Chronicles... God I hate nostalgic games.

[Yaridovich7]

Hey, that's a song from Crystal Chronicles! X3

[Mech610]

HOLY JESUS MONKEY FISH!  Chris! Never, EVER show your bare torso again you flabby little man child!

[BigPenis1111]

HAHAHAHAHA LOL AT "!" AND *SNAKE DIES*

[Thefriendlybaron]

mixed marital tarts

[Blazeofdoom]

Is this freak serious?

[MewLime]

Yes.

Yes he is.

[aryoshie]

Very srs. Srsly constipated.

[IcarusTrebonius]

Ian deserves such constipation.

[thesideshowman212]

constipation? true. but was that the word you were looking for?

[lightningsonic45]

oh god, he is going to shit!!!

[gomezf87]

He almost seems like a different person when he animorphs lol

[timitheus]

LMAO! Thank you for this hilarity!

"EEEAAUUURRRGHH!!"

[Sodelic]

I liked the BGM a lot.

[RinstarElite]

Nothing like a rage tard in it's natural habitat

[CaustoVirale]

you're now realizing he most likely pooped his pants in at least two or three instances of him raging.

[jprimex]

LOL, constipated tard rage...

[10191927]

Final Fantasy Crystal Chronicles FTW!

[Joroshira]

Fat raging autistic virgin = FFCC?

Yes.

[fman40000]

U really need a new version of this with more of his recent videos. Dont forget the part where he pretends he's a bunny.

[TehLazyOne]

Oh-Ho My god that drove me to tears laughing!

when the jungle music started i just completely lost it! especially at the ending!

oh god, thank you...

[TifaL20]

LMAO

[45Thunderbird]

FISSION MAILED

[ProjectStryker]

I'd be afraid to be around this guy when he is angry.

[Caydiem]

Snake?SNAKE?!SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE­!!!!!!!!!

[DRAC250]

Get away from that internet! I'm cutting it down!!!

[Shadoboy]

Excuse me, I gotta go gouge my eyes out with a spork.

[ElWeyChingon]

LOL WAT HE SAY IN THE BEGINNIN?

[urlilshawty33]

Crikey!

[Nishii55]

ending makes the whole show :D

[singedrac]

ROR!

[ZaikuZERO]

You, madam win 18 internets for this. Oh Chris-chan you crazy bastard you.

[inkredublebulk]

needs moar hulkin.

[UberWolf9]

LIQUID! SNAKE!

[T0mm3n]

Snake?! What happened?! Snake?! SNAAKKE!!

[ZineappleVids]

Be careful around this dangerous beast.

HE ONCE KNEW A MAN FROM NANTUCKET!

[sandpapervelvet]

:O Is that Chrystal Chronicles music in the background at the beginning?

[MewLime]

Yes. :D

[TehSyncMan]

oh lawdy

[IronWinged]

Its too funny!! I can't take it!!!!!

[Spaghettiiiiiiiiiiii]

oh my fucking god the ending that was so incredible