star wars holiday special part 6

[PFlolmachine]

God, they really like sing in the 70's

[legoman123234]

I like the original star wars better.

[nickelindimer]

Interesting... A portable phonograph converted to replicate the next big thing after 3D Blu-ray takes-off: A portable 3D holograph player! Only a concept here, but I'll bet you it'll be for-real someday soon!

[Jermyn78]

The Jefferson Airplane/Starship song is pretty good.



[SithLordRising]

WTF?!!! 4:46 is truly disturbing.

[BARONSAMEDI242]

Jefferson Airplane's finest moment.

[oppman101]

the guy watching jefferson starship looks like he is tripping out. hahahahaha its soooo bad



[blackmichael75]

I have to keep skipping bits. It's so tough to sit through.

[Morakthesage]

Could someone translate what Jefferson Starship are saying? I don't speak drunk.

[Frostystraidlazed]

3:01 "Malayacumminacurshinahawlpin.­.." What? :D

[spindalis79]

@Frostystraidlazed Hmmmm...I think it's "Mala you're coming to the kitchen to help me" is what I get from it. But your interpretation makes just as much sense in a "special" like this.

[Frostystraidlazed]

Jeez... They couldn't even get the stormtroopers right. They never hold their blasters by the magazine/ power pack in the films. -.-

[Praetorian20]

I don't know what the hell George Lucas was thinking when he decided to make this film.....words can't describe how awful it is....

[wa2ise]

Aboard the Death Star, Darth Vader made Princess Leia watch this holiday special when Darth Vader wanted her to discuss the location of the rebel base

[JohnTheKiller11]

@wa2ise I like it actually, but George Lucas really regrets it

[neosoc]

4:04

I swear to God, I was just about to say that!

[Racecarlock]

That music video was more homosexual than Freddie Mercury.

[Kelly14UK]

@Racecarlock Did you see that Empire guy slobbering all over the sight of Marty Balin?

[troll2hero]

WILL U light the sky on fire???

[troll2hero]

WILL U light the sky the on fire????!

[Johnlindsey289]

It's one of those trainwrecks you can't help but not turn away to see how awful it is

[matthelion]

what the fuck what the fuck what the fuck what the fuck what the fuck what the fuck what the fuck what the fuck!!!!! This is the worst thing i'v ever seen in my life!!!! What is wrong with these people? Fuckin idiots!!!!!!!! george lucas you are a disgrace!!!! It just gets worse and worse and worse...

Happy life day everyone!

[StHolyshi]

Hell, I thought it rocked

[mjwatts1983]

Why don't the wookies rip the Imperial Soldiers arms out of their sockets....?

[princessof1984]

I can hear the Comic Book Guy saying, "Worst Movie Ever!"

[scatmaster125]

This is the disturbance in the force Obi-Wan felt

[extremechampion00]

This is the one time I wish those stormtroopers would have open fire like there's no tomorrow. Please end the horrors.

[OnlyMermaid]

Am I supposed to feel bad they're getting harassed by the Empire? I want Vader to come down and take em all out. Please.

[sjpc33]

WIILL YOu GET ON WITH IT!??

[nosferatusbutt]

All the stormtroopers wanted was some wookie ookies.

[nickelindimer]

@nosferatusbutt Sadly, as amusing as it was to watch (Jefferson Starship & 'toon aside), this whole thing amounts to one big "Wookie ookie"!

[bryanjball]

Ladies and Gentlemen... Jefferson Starship in a box!!!

[pammiexxx]

...dodgy silhouette of the singer of jefferson starship singing into the mic at 4:41 - oh dear...

[mikelitwin78]

This thing is like a terrible car wreck. Horrifying to look at, and yet I can't turn away.

[Toria8796]

This is horrible!I see why George Lucas Hates this COPY!

[McLarenMercedes]

@Toria8796

Ok. But why didn't he learn from this? Instead he introduced the Ewoks in Return of the Jedi, produced and was mainly responsible for "Howard the Duck", one of the worst movies ever made.

Then he made The Phantom Menace, which is horrible. Why did he think some annoying character like Jar Jar Binks is needed in a two hour long movie?

20 years after Star Wars Holiday Special, Lucas wasn't any wiser. Enter Jar Jar and other annoying little characters in The Phantom Menace.

[Johnlindsey289]

@McLarenMercedes

You glad Lucas disowned Howard and do you think he should disown his stuff?

[UncagedJDog89]

@McLarenMercedes Actually Lucas was vehemently against putting Jar Jar Binks into the movie but the producers and whatnot finally convinced him because they wanted a "cute animal type" that could be marketed to kids.

p.s.- what do you have against the ewoks?

[guarddog22]

I hate seeing those mean Nazi stormtroopers pushing around Chewy's family and Ed Norton.

[ultrasuperx]

Facepalm!

[battousai9439]

5:00 - Looks like he's swallowing a lightsaber. It's the appropriate action for anything appearing in this.

[SpartanMartan973]

no wonder why this is ranked number 1 on TV's top 100 dumbest moments

[Boogie445]

@SpartanMartan973 you mean shittiest moments?

[boojwahz]

i really like art carneys character, if i could request an action figure to be made it would be Trader Saun Dann. the jefferson airplane part is pretty chill too.

[RDarth]

Not even good ol' stormtroopers can polish this turd.

[boojwahz]

@RDarth they cant even hold their guns the right way.

[LordApathy1]

This is brutally bad. Catastrophically bad. On a level of putrid the depths of which have never been touched. I'm convinced that everyone involved in the production of this monstrosity must have been strung out on coke, because NOBODY in their right mind could put this POS together and think it was anything but horrid.

They've tarnished the Star Wars legacy worse than anything even George Lucas can do. :P

[MisterBlue24]

@LordApathy1 Actually, Carrie Fisher was strung out on coke while making this.

[LittleZappey]

so thats why jefferson airplane became jefferson starsip

[robfergusonjr]

respect the 70s muther fuggers!

[troll2hero]

How Fuckin Lame

[Jeffro6769]

the wookie porn with diane carrol..starship...what else!!!!I can't take it!!! but i must continue!!!

[TheDreamMechanic]

What...the....FUCK........IS..­..THIS?????

[phasespace]

The Wookie house must smell like some kind of ass.

[charliebrown0028]

I think the imperial officer is actually Margaret Thatcher...

[MandrakeMoorglade]

If that imperial officer was played by Jackie gleason there could have been a funny moment in this.

[Trancemaster2052]

@MandrakeMoorglade That's right SOMBITCH! TICK TURD! MOOSE TWIT! lol Would have made the whole thing worth watching.

[luis6079]

@Trancemaster2052 You're attempt at trolling has failed. Miserably.

[Trancemaster2052]

@luis6079 It wasn't trolling lol. I was quoting Jackie Gleason from the Smokey and the Bandit movies.

[luis6079]

@Trancemaster2052 My attempt at troll thwarting has failed. Miserably. Lol!!

[Trancemaster2052]

@luis6079 Yes sir lol. What do y ou think of this holiday special? I couldn't get past the 7th part, it's so horrid.

[luis6079]

@Trancemaster2052 I got up to the cantina sequence - when the singing started, I lapsed into a coma...

[luis6079]

@Trancemaster2052 I got up to the cantina sequence - when the song started, I lapsed into a coma.

[adam0williams1]

Jefferson Starship, realy, they had the idea for Max Rebo but went with Jefferson frigin Starship

[3lgar1]

A related video is the Wizard of Oz. Original suicide close up. Hmm.... I wonder why.

[akira9478439]

WTF Jefferson Starship!

[lukegreen37]

000:11 - 00:14

"We hear you've been hiding Jewish Ewoks...."

[mosleyfin32]

@lukegreen37 LMAO!!

I almost died laughing when the nostalgia critic said that

[Bobzeaux]

Is Art Carney Shia-la-Beoufing?

[rrraawwwkk50]

i bet grace slick and carrie fisher had some fun while working on this project.

[nickelindimer]

@rrraawwwkk50 Hey! Where was Grace in this project?! Was this around the time they released that album that contained the group photo she didn't appear in? If so, it explains why I can't find her in this performance.

[ledzeprocks21]

they really needed the whole jefferson starship song?

[UACmarine2O8]

0:12

"Ve hear you've been hiding Jewish Evoks!"

[chives123456]

@UACmarine2O8 NO MORE NOSTALGIA CRITIC FOR YOU.

[IbanezMS1995]

And that's when Rock Became the official music of the Empire.

[20obstacle]

This is horrific. No wonder George Lucas and Harrison Ford won't even acknowledge the existence of this film.

[rosvel92]

OMG!!! what does this have to do with StarWars

[darkxaur]

My god, this gets worse and worse as the clips go by.

And yet, I cant stop looking at it. Gah!

[25depleteduranium]

It's like a train wreck. You know it's horrible, but you just look away.

[VonTrousers]

Goodness! I had forgotten about Jefferson Starship's part!

[FunkhouserMemorial]

4:40 - And this is a kid's show?

[Bobzeaux]

Oh, that's not right! XD

[2099deadpool]

@FunkhouserMemorial YEA !that was a really big microphone.

[sleepwalkerII]

@FunkhouserMemorial

that,s an old microphone

[simpsonsguy22]

malla will you come in the kitchen to help me

[jdhatl]

I want my Jefferson Starship already!

[100yearoldWhiskey]

I'm going to be honest. The only thing I find entertaining in this godawful TV special is the song from Jefferson Starship.

[nickelindimer]

@100yearoldWhiskey Agreed. Now, what was the name of that song they performed!?

[100yearoldWhiskey]

@nickelindimer "Light the Sky on Fire"

[luposlues]

I'm going to throw up more than I ever have in my life....excuse me *HURRRGHHHH*

[777ExtolAntestor777]

trying to avoid a nervous breakdown...

[thegirlwhosapearl]

to distract the empire that guy got on his laptop thing and showed them a music video. Wookie life a long long time ago isn't that different from life today.

[nickelindimer]

@thegirlwhosapearl Yeah... Even those hairy tree-livers have got "panel"-style TVs in every room, while an old hippie-cum-disco-queen friend of mine still sports only "Flat-screen"-CRTs in her "ghetto with a 'face-lift'" apartment. Yet all her neighbors have panel-style sets!

[razgbk]

why is he singing into a glowing purple dildo?

[lightningbolt17]

Because you got that from Nostalgia critic

[VoLKaNaT0]

@razgbk lold

[danih8112]

I love how the view count of each consecutive part drops and drops...

[El135o]

"I *still* can't see a thing in this helmet ..."

[yorgod123]

art carney is such a trooper! acting in such a stinker he stills sells it!

[nickelindimer]

@yorgod123 You should have seen him in NBC's "Blossom". I celebrated when that show left the airwaves!

[arnyjk]

So... Jefferson Starship and the Wank-off machine featuring Diahann Carroll are officially part of Star Wars canon?

[Mibawls]

I'm naming my next band Jefferson Starship and the Wank-off Machine featuring Diahann Carroll. Hope there aren't any copyright issues...

A lot of reference sites say it is, although GL claims it's not. Do with that what you will. I'm a Wookiee freak, so I like to think it is, except for that whole "Kazook" nonsense.

[El135o]

"Uh, Marty, you're singing into a lightsaber handle. No, DON'T press that red button!"

BZZOOOOSHH, voooooommm ... thud.

[thegirlwhosapearl]

"Jefferson Starship and the Wank-off Machine featuring Diahann Carroll"

LOL

that is a GREAT name for a band

[hdofu]

"MAllah, you come in da kitchen in help me!"

[ModernJedi83]

Everytime I see the imperials I am reminded of NC riff at this scene.

"I hear you are hiding Jewish Ewoks" LMAO

[hdofu]

I still think the best line though was

Palpatine: "I want you to direct all of are forces to take to shut down Bea Arthur's bar, it is imperative she joins forces with the Empire"

[ModernJedi83]

Darth Vader: "Why do we need Bea Arthur?"

Emperor: "Silence!"

lol

[trans8010]

Palpatine: "I'm not going to argue with the one who decides to skip out on some structural planning on the Death Star by placing one thermal exhaust port instead of five, if one was hit, the whole station wouldn't have been blown up by a freaking brat.

Darth Vader: It seemed er... logical at the time my master. We simply didn't have the correct funding to build something that large.

Palpatine: Don't go Vulcan on me you disabled Shogun Warrior 2nd of all Im the Fng Emperor. I can get the $

[75flash]

@ModernJedi83 oh you sly devil, you got that from the Nostalgia Critic

[chives123456]

And not even in the right spot

[Stereolabdream]

Historical document this...oh my oh my...the pain....the pain....

(I love it)

[UACmarine2O8]

The stormtroopers are holding the rifles wrong. :/

[DeadlyParasite]

I don't know why... but I find this whole damn program to be hilarious. Probably because it's so bad.

[robotwarsfan03]

sorry to ask this (i'm rubbish at hearing!) what's the names of the kid and mother chewbacca?

[XDoctorDementoX]

Lumpy and Malla

[Luffyrulz09]

1:44 and 1:53 SHUT UP!!!!!!!!

[Barclay1987]

The band is pretty good!

[scatmaster125]

lol i used to carry a copy of this to use as star wars nerd repelent. It works wonders for those who use the books as canon concidering Lucas said this was indeed canon and visual cannon superceeds written.

[popcatzoo]

@scatmaster125 no!.. no!.. Its not true! Thats impossible!

[scatmaster125]

oh yes, its cannon, just as Jar Jar Binks is.

[snakes3425]

Only difference is Jar Jar can be funny and is fun to make jokes about. This is just painful

[zetetic0void]

Annoying Imperial Storm Troopers ... interrupting Itchy's fantasy with that silver-haired human temptress without even knocking!

[FLTlingit]

That's a pretty good Starship song

[alSation81]

this doesnt stand the test of time like the feature films, but I'm glad I ve seen it - thanks for posting

It could've been worse!

[melancholyid]

Not really.

[johnnyph12]

did anyone else notice the honeymooner bit? starts at 3:35 art carney doing is bit he used to do on the hit show Honeymooners years before.

[TheMixtreme]

this movie sucks!!!

[xtimrs]

Mala get back in the FUCKING KITCHEN. lmao

[wolf359x]

Cheesy as this is, George Lucas would do well to release this on DVD.

[lukeandlea]

WARNING ! Big Gaylactic hard- on sequence comming up @ 4:42 !!!!

[drdirs]

Pause it at 4:43 for a laugh.

[xtimrs]

Awesome, what has been seen now cannot be unseen. He is now singing into a dick and I can't get it out of my head lmao

[Raildawwwg]

Yes, you're all correct when you say you've given up. Don't think can go on any longer. How did they ever think this prog would be interesting?? Why not at least have some low-grade chase sequences in a wood or something? SOMETHING to hold our interest instead of all this lame comedy.

[tehreporter]

it's because the writers obviously hate their fans

[thespacecowboy420]

can't take it at 5:32 I fale

[SEDGIS]

Gotta love the cut-away's during the videos. Very dramatic.

[blind2d]

So THAT'S where they got the idea for the father's character in Gremlins!

[zhanus]

Oh. Jefferson Starship in a Star Wars special.

Eye c wat u did thar

[TeamVacaville]

Smokin dick at 4:40 lol!

[blackdove123]

That's it I can't take it anymore I stop here

[BamaToon]

"Your identification is in order".. anyone else get a Nazi vibe when they heard that?

Oh, and I STILL hate Wookies...

[nickelindimer]

@BamaToon I think that was Lucas' whole intention behind the design of the Empire was to mimic the third riech... Much like how the overall design of "Demolition Man" was to done (mimicking the Nazi regime & empire) to help impart its allegory message about P.C.-fascism. Don't believe me? Look at the uniforms of the police of Santa-Angeles, which is a convergence of Santa-Barbara, Los-Angeles & San Diego (IIRC). Ironic, huh? There's a reason for that.

[Nopperabou]

Why does Chewbacca's family live in the Brady Bunch house?

[noisyimp]

is that sting?

[Tusk548]

Carney does a little Ed Norton at 3:47

[aliensamuraipirate]

i dont know why everyones knockin the holiday special, i think its awsome, though it does remind me of a fanfic idea.

[nickelindimer]

@aliensamuraipirate I think this officially counts as the first "Fan-Fic" ever... Yet I doubt it's the worst!

[aliensamuraipirate]

@nickelindimer Well, the first official fanfics were written when Star Trek fan clubs first published fanfiction in the '60s (these clubs were pretty exclusive, no doubt). But like I said--or I think I said, it's been a while--this is like a live-action fanfic.

[aliensamuraipirate]

cool, jefferson starship. that thing plays music videos

[lilyphilia84]

This is horrible.

I can understand why Lucas do not want anything to do with this what so ever...

[SINGmeANYTHINGz]

where's bea arthur? jeez....

[GiveItToMeOneTime]

it would be okay if it was like a half hour long

[axonnsbuddy]

the wookies were all like o shit teh storm troopers r here in r house on kashyyyyk

[jemjean]

I've heard about how bad this thing is, but you just have to experience it to believe it.

[murrow54]

Look how the storm troopers carry their blasters!! retards!

I remember this when I was 8. The only good was the cartoon about Boba Fett. Made by the same company that made the cartoon "droids"

[nickelindimer]

@murrow54 That and "Eeek, The Cat!" & "Heavy Metal: The Movie" it seems.

[romain1993]

6:00 : MDR

it's like a parody

[enything2000]

I love the part with the jeferson starship

[enything2000]

but jar jar is computer generated and he wasnt seen intel the phantom menace so if they did it in this special he will look crapy

[avenger1000]

wow you took that guy's lame joke way too seriously.

[enything2000]

mean stormtroopers''

[dbonanno]

The Art Carney and Imperial Officer bit with the video thingy that was supposed to be like an Ed Norton and Ralph Kramden interaction, just fell flat because of the bad staging and constant sappy background music.

Art Carney was too good for this shit!

@dbonanno I think Mr. Carney was just looking for work, just like Jackie Gleson was after the "Honeymooners Reunion Special". I'd guess he was glad to be part of something related to on o