Red Vs. Blue Funniest Scenes

[SuperGriffth]

I WILL FUCKING STAB YOU COMPUTER LADY!!!

[hi00118]

haha tomato can... haha lemon head

[dodger101able]

Its a space ship it came from space

[aceistheplace46]

I'm a cross between Caboose, Donut, and Doc. Can you imagine that?

[TheWrathOfThePokemon]

THERE IS NO 11 YOU FUCKING WHORE!!!!!  HAHAHAHAHA!!!

[unrealtech11]

i'd fuck sisster

[Alazian1]

to mark this message as urgent press 11

THERE IS NO 11 YOU FUCKING WHORE!!!!!

[runeguy221akaredguy2]

1:12 i thought Church would say "I will f*** you" and the Voice would be like "ohhhh hot stuff" or something like that.. XD

[sasquatch446]

Shouldnt this video be 8 seasons long?

[Scarletblade051]

what the hell are girly laps? x3

[11purplechick]

Choose life simons choose it

[coloredglasses244]

" i will f****** stab you computer phone lady" lol love that part!!!!

[jykell117]

This is mostly about sister.

[1jolleygirl]

back away from the ship tomato can... you to lemon head!

im orange not yellow!

[MrGuts740]

:) :)

[cletusray14]

TOMATO CAN!!

[GrievousAlucard365]

LOL!!!!! This is great! XD Thanks a bunch!

[icamanythingz]

omfg i laughed so hard wen i heard "to mark this message as urgant press 11"

"there is no 11 you fucking whore!"

[723riley]

♥ 4:25 - 4:31 ♥

[Beawsoman001]

Lol last one there is no 11 you f:?king wh0r3 language

[iedrums]

Wait, Tucker what's your first name.

Lavernius

Wait, are you black?

[Legionairsoft101]

4:46 FTW!!!

[Pkmn1battle]

THERE IS NO 11 YOU FUCKING WHORE!!!!

[TheThundahCat]

"You fell off the wagon and shook hands with the Devil!"

lol.

[MrSs4gogeta]

Must...suppress...laughter

[killersyntrel]

ello dere

[FreelancerSamJCaboos]

THERE IS NO ELEVEN YOU FUCKING WHORE!!!!!!!!

[EpicSavesFTW]

23 people are tomato cans

[cldyer1]

"i will fucking stab you computer phone lady!"-church

[cldyer1]

"i will fucking kill you!"-church

[gpheonix1]

0:05-0:29 and 1:55-2:14 are my favorite parts

[SRTyDarkside141516]

Caboose: is she a mean girl? or a regular girl?

Church: Caboose, what did I tell you?

Caboose: that there are no regular girls

Church: exactly

[Animefanboy1010]

5:43 ...... uh why did Sheila suddenly remind me of GLaDOS?? O_O

[Legomanstteel2]

DIBS

[hyperx72]

what about when sarge got shot and griff performed cpr?

[Beazt08]

@hyperx72 Grif why in hell would you give someone cpr for a bullet wound to the head?

[Beazt08]

................ dibs

[AshenPhoenix]

@Beazt08 Tomato can and lemon head.

[Beazt08]

@AshenPhoenix Get the fuck away from my spaceship

[spartanofFEAR]

this came out jest when halo 3 came out?!?

[joshwhelanrspsvids]

There is no 11 you fucking hore - church

[Jrbirddogg]

@joshwhelanrspsvids whore*

[el656]

22 people haven't tried to kill Church.

[Moonwolf364]

"Wait, what?"

LOL!

[cyanman123]

The retard reds and blues are just Geoff and Gus with higher voices

[SuperFickster]

sister tex and me would make a good sandwitch

[shadowdragonx07]

XD nice

[1000spook]

4:49 best argument ever

[MultiMrBacon]

THERE IS NO 11 YOU FUCKING WHORE!!!

Language!

[AceS4289]

lmao at the end of the video. My computer froze at "fucking" and right when my mom walked in it unfroze and my computer was loud when it said "Whore!" She didn't find it very funny but I sure did XD

[Chiefsplayr17]

Is she a mean girl, or a regular girl?

Caboose, what did I tell you?

That there are no regular girls.

[Mattingly97]

sister makes everyone say "wait, what?"

[Hammer341000]

lol Blue is going beat up 1:55

[xXOpticSoulXx]

Time...line? Ugh, time is not made of lines, it's made of circles. That's why clocks are ROUND. ~Caboose

[ToVoodoo]

... and turn the music loud... louder goddamnit!

[echidnavampire]

ah back when the show had less of a plot... its moved on now but man... good times

[42amphib]

BOW CHIKA BOW WOW

[caboose1234100]

Tucker: OMG those guys how did they get here

Caboose:sssshhhh Tex told us to be quiet

Tucker: Caboose were 300 yards away i don't think they heard us

Blue Retard:i think i heard something

[hellpainterx1]

@caboose1234100 are they fuckin deaf!?!

*sniper shot*

oh yea THAT you heard?! lulz

[greenday101195]

I laughed so hard I drooled

[Gekson1992]

Hmm hang up, no shit, I was just gonna keep talking untill he decides to check his damn voice mail

[TinieSnipah]

oooooo language.

[CodeDevil109]

"That's ok we'll just fuck this one!" 'Wahoo!" owo; that's funny and weird at the same time.

[pwnagehockey]

Press 11 to mark as urgent

There is no 11!

[EnjoisGamez]

Im Orange..Not Yellow!

[avatarrazz]

at 1:58 why does no one help that poor blue.

[Flowersim]

Thumbs up if ur a girl, who likes guns, and doesn't mind swearwords, that doesn't mind gore and blood, and who knows the gun types, Let me see, I'm the only girl I know, who loves guns, swearwords... gore and blood! Please tell me I'm not the only girl out there?

[EnjoisGamez]

@Flowersim I Love You

[mjhannibal]

@Flowersim I hear ya!! =D

[DeidaraArt96]

@Flowersim not the only one C:

[Flowersim]

@DeidaraArt96 yay :P

[23HAMSANDWICH]

@Flowersim talk to me! forever alone wants a friendly girl!

[Flowersim]

@23HAMSANDWICH I'm talking, :P

[23HAMSANDWICH]

@Flowersim HI :)

[Flowersim]

@23HAMSANDWICH Hi :P ........so....wasup? XD

[23HAMSANDWICH]

@Flowersim uhm. lol not much. whats up?

[Flowersim]

@23HAMSANDWICH D: I got growing pains... godammit I HATE growing pains. I'm starting to catch up on those years where I stayed short. :\

[98puppylover]

Sis says something

Yeah...Wait what???

Sis says something

Yeah...Wait what????

Sis says something

Yeah...Wait what?????

Lol I just figured that out when I first watched this video

[LazyBoy159741]

@98puppylover I dunno why, but I laughed really hard at that part.

[The1337Saint]

chose life simmons...choose it

[twitch5000]

is she a mean girl? or a regular girl?

caboose, what did i tell you?!

that there are nooo suuuch thiiiing as regular girls.

exactly.

[BumperJumperFilms]

"There is no eleven you fucking whore!" ROFL.

[TESTJUMPER123]

You suck no you suck no yousuck no you suck. Their funny though

[DharkDemonBlade]

Wait what?

[yawnfreak]

Funniest Moment?? it should be all CABOOOSE

[ThepowerfulArbiter]

DIBS >.>

what?

i called it XD

[SparkySon25]

THERE IS NO 11 YOU FUCKIN WHORE lol thats hilarious 

[Jarecausey]

555 V-I-C-K doodly doo

[jbreee]

Choose Life Simmons!!! *CHOOSE LIFE!* 0.o

[LMJ314142]

Fortunately I never ran into that inane answering program until after RvB. I knew exactly how to respond.

[Cyburn2005]

caboose is hilarious

[Immortal13100]

Church has a potty mouth, and dounghut is a homo proabitionist. Shows like this makes me laugh. And people, dont take listen to Church. Not all girls are mean. Most of them are demons that are evil.

[Immortal13100]

Church has a potty mouth, and dounghut is a homo proabitionist. Shows like this makes me laugh.

[xBoxLive4ever4me]

lololololololololololololololo­lolololololololololololo!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[djdylan111]

caboose we are 300 yrds away how can they hear us. ithink i heard somthing. i stand corrected

[TheDragonCore]

lol those red and blue guys in the beginning fight like me and my sister

[Ir0nStein]

Shouldn't this video be 10 hours long? I am confused.

[Schneeblyful]

@Ir0nStein I think you mean:

Shouldn't this video be 10 years long? I am confused

[Ir0nStein]

@Schneeblyful Nicely played, sir. I was referring to the movie length of all the series, and implying that every second was as funny as the next, however you referred to the length of the story itself, assuming that they did go forward in time. I commend you.

[lumporgini]

@Ir0nStein nope longer... alot longer

[gottalovegrif]

@lumporgini it should be all the episodes with Tucker in it

[gohito456]

is it getting dark,we should get inside

it hasnt gotten dark in 3 fuking years ass hole!!!!

[SuperMario9561]

Sheila: Now step away from the ship tomato can.

Grif: Haha tomato can

Sheila: You to lemon head

Grif: Hey i'm orange not yellow

[YouGotAnEmail]

Wait what

[GavenRocker]

yeah... wait, what?

[gybnxi]

"wanna see my ping pong trick?" i ROFLed at that..maybe cuz i was thinkin wrong lol

[Athenaze]

where'd it come from?

...its a spaceship, it came from space

[dragonflight2468]

"Griff, sarge is gone I can't find him!"

"What? did you check?"

(sarcastic) "Ohh right. I must've missed the other flesh grave we just dug. I didn't F****** think of that!"

[dragonflight2468]

Dibs.

I call bids as the highest liked comment so help me out here people.

Dibs

[GTASACheater101]

@dragonflight2468 be original dude..

[buentellojr]

@GTASACheater101 thats what gets all the thumbs up people are stupid like that

[GTASACheater101]

@buentellojr exactly. its stupid

[superblanco444]

my favorite iz grif and lopez grif becuz hes sick and lopez becuz hes a mexican robot and im mexican 2 lol

[thestickmanstudios1]

lol how'd sarge get out of his grave?

[masterdeoxys626]

@thestickmanstudios1 he fell into a cave

[jeremy5003]

@thestickmanstudios1 theres a big ass cave under the canyon

[pivotbox360]

Caboose is my favorite.

[cheezyboundy]

who's the artist of the background music in the vid

[Nadesico360]

@cheezyboundy It's in the end credits of the vid.

[danno461]

Sister: Unless u wna c my ping-pong ball trick

Tucker: Yea...wait, what?

Sister: And I thought who wants 2 b known as the girl 2 hv 7 abortions?!

Tucker: Hehe, yea! Wait, what?

[MrFiendmummy]

"Will........you.........STOP.­.......donut! All your doing with your stupid Anti-Drug lingo is making me want to actually try drugs.."

"Choose life Simmons......Choose IT."

I lol'd at that

[AnosonTaryrm]

Something about how Church says "fuck" makes me replay it, again, and again, and again.

[patrickprulez]

To mark this message as "urgent" press 11",

"THERE IS NO 11 YOU F**KING WHORE!"

"Ohh language!"

The best quote in all of RVB history!

[mazezy]

dude you forgot codeword dirtbag scenes! rvb isnt funny till grif is in pain!

[killerbumble]

"Is she a mean girl or a regular girl?"

"Caboose, what did I tell you."

"Huh, that there are no regular girls."

[brockatschool]

Yea!!, Wait, WHAT?!

[SumthinMaybe]

You'll always hear a "Wait, WHAT!?" When they're around Sister :P

[SuperRandomdog]

Church: there is no 11 you fucking whore! Lol

[badboymorris]

lol i put a few of my favorite episodes on here as well check it out on my channel

[ohnevergoingtoquit]

I will fucking stab you computer phone lady

[20thCenturyFox25]

@ohnevergoingtoquit HAHAHAHAHA!!!

[martyboi626]

caboose+sister=Dumb love XP lol

[OMFGItsaBird]

@martyboi626 No. That's just wrong. Caboose is funny, Sister is, well, Grif's sister.

[ff7mkd4125]

All my favorite moments put in to one

[MmmmmThatsIt]

There is no eleven u fuckin whore lol :)!!!!

[thebattlemage07]

lets say the fake reds and blues suck

[victimofsorrow]

Grif: sorry there weren't any more aliens on the ship that you could fuck

Tucker: thats ok we can still fuck this one

Sister: WOOHOO

Grif: GODDAMMIT NEVERMIND SEND HER BACK

Church: no take backs

Grif: FUCK

[ProfessorJNature]

The Voice Mail scene is the best one of all! It's my favorite gag in the whole series!

[flyffvshalo]

yeah...wait what?

[2DSM2]

Sheila: Now step away from the ship, tomato can.

Grif: Haha tomato can.

Sheila: You to lemon head.

Grif: Hey, I'm orange not yellow!

[oiGeNoCiiDe]

i call dibs, you cant call dibs, i just did!! ROFL

[bnormal320]

Ha ha. to ma toe can.

[ashoppinggirl]

Most fucking best in the world

[lnxze]

there us no 11 u FUCKIN WHORE!!!

[MrBansheeownage]

It's a space ship. It came from space!

[EXTRAxJUICYxx15]

Griff: is it getting dark, we should get inside

Simmons: is hasn't gotten dark here in 3 Fucking years Asshole!

lolol i love it hahah

[KevinLuhrs]

Griff:Sorry There Were No more Aliens For U Guys To Fuck

Tucker:That's Ok We Can Still Fuck This One

Griff's Sister:Woo Hoo!

Griff:God Dammit! nvm Just Send Her Back!

Caboose:Sorry No Take Backs

Griff:Ah What The Fuck

[KevinLuhrs]

What The Fuck Did i do to u lmao

[blitzwingfan]

the best scene is still Church's epic conversation with the computer phone lady.

[Manofaction0]

Yeah.....wait what?

[pownagemachine]

2:06 O COME ON

reminds me of Dib from Invader Zim

[katt800]

@pownagemachine does kind of sounds like him and.......SERIOSLY WTF ARE GIRLY LAPS!?!?!??!?!?

[PieenasAreAwesome]

@pownagemachine That reminds me of Dib too LULZ

[buchande]

"there are no regular girls"

[volcomskater1881]

Hahahahh i love rvb im probably making my own h3 machinima this summer XD

[youngsaintsfan]

I will fucking stab you computer phone lady!

THERE IS NO 11 YOU FUCKING WHORE!

[blackcatmaster3000]

got anything else. nope there werent anymore aliens for you guys to fuck. thats of we can still fuck this one hahahah omg rofl

[pantsman231]

your on a roof what are you guarding in from birds? hahahaha

[spidaninja]

choose life simmons choose it

[Minimouse0012]

no take backs! lol

[bnormal320]

ha. ha. toe ma toe can

he pronounces it funny :)

[quantin356]

Chuch: *stares in awkward silence* dibs.

bet no one saw that coming

[zoneshatterer19]

okay, shela.

[bugoy111]

i hear background music

[shakemeshakeme]

yea wtf right?

[0430961]

fucking hulariose.... thier is no 11!!!!!!!

[ReBoRNoFTiGeR]

Church: I will fucking stab you computer phone lady!

Church: THERE IS NO 11 YOU FUCKING WHORE!

[Minimouse0012]

no take backs!! lol

[Lozza981]

there is no f***cking 11 you f***cking hor!

[ANGELSNIPER117]

got any money,fuck u dude!!!!!!

[Seinan45]

Yeah...wait, what?

[mrvillisika12]

no you suck

[Samonuske314]

"THERE IS NO 11 YOU FUCKING WHORE!!!"

gotta love that part.

[johnywash]

4:50 is the best

[johnywash]

Tomatoe can

[link55543]

he was chasing the dragon. he fell of the wagon and shook hands with the devil.LOLZ

[crappyjunk5]

... dibs

[WisdomCourage13]

ping pong trick XDDDDD ROFL!!!!