PARANOID PRANK 3

[Arielblue721]

At 1:55 you should've said, "She is immobilized, take the shot now!"

[Arielblue721]

The dramatic music makes it 10x funnier xD

[SweetNyesha]

@Midnightgrunt. That would be too funny!

[MidnightGrunt]

When you walk away you should say "All right you should have a clear shot. Take em down."

[onemakestwo]

hot ass girl with the fitch guy

[kelseycmatta]

ha love the guys face at 1:40

[Deathstalker911]

how do u think of what to say when hes "on the phone" haha good stuff

[xxxismeny]

"he just said hello" LOLOL

[emmie61321]

Its funny how he just walks over to the trolly and just looks in it...lol

[AaronIsAFreak1]

Sorry, Fred, but Jack is WAY more important than you!

[chriseggsify]

i can't even imagine how high her blood pressure was on that test

[Nebraskahusker23]

I like how that guy has to look down at his shirt to confirm that it says "FITCH".

[athletichunta]

haha love this

[TheGamingMonks]

Why are these people so paranoid really?

[DJYaron22]

that must have f***kd up that ladies blood pressure

[DerpDrew]

1:40 That dude should narrate books or movies, even.

[Brino07]

Thumbs up for that Detroit hat.

[DoYouDeep]

3:02...MILF

[sostraightedge]

The sound effects...

[Wakapalypze]

props to jack for keeping a straight face through all of this

[LAtrailers]

A suit Jack, a suit.

[DyingDeath7]

lol he just said hello! XD

[NoRegretsFanB0Y]

2:07 i bed her blood pressure rose then!!!

[MultiBobby90210]

JACK WEAR A SUIT

[ThePennyProductions]

LOL! Funny how they all do the same stare....but don't say anything. Very fitting for the sound effects. ;D

[PlatinumxLove]

her blood pressure was probably through the roof ... hhahah

[XslapsX]

It would be so funny is some1 acculy said like ''WTF U DOING!?!?''

[Ihateopp]

haha 2:10 made that ladies blood pressure go up

[92vinman]

holy shit are these funny!

[STEALTHxMONST3R]

(-.(-.(-.-).-).-) The Asian Mafia is listening!

[wado1211]

id tell this guy to fuck off if he was doing this to me lol

[MrTractorman11]

he needs to wear sun glasses

and act stalkerish

[MxxRsMxx]

0:33 He mows my lawn in Detroit! No Joke!!

[CityOfMusic88]

@MxxRsMxx jack vale live in michigan?

[MrLag1337]

wear a suit when you do this.

[SpartanDrazen]

When you get detected, you should shout "ABORT ABORT!!"

[cyazuri]

wear a black suite with dark sun glasses with your hair slicked back.

[MsYoungMoney17]

dude with green shirt in the beginning

...HAWTIE

[LM1viola]

i like trying to guess what store he's in...

[mikelazar1]

not funny at all

[TheUSSRvodka]

@mikelazar1

then get a fucking sense of humour you boring fuck

[JaimeHuamani]

these people are probably getting spooked because they think that they must be a target for the next assasin!!!!!

[TewDope1]

U could be Investigator For All Theses Stealersss!

[Tecanuva]

When the old guy confronted you at the end of the video, as he left you should have been like "target is on the move"

[dieimmortals]

2:59 NAKED BOTTOM LEFT!! hahaha

[LM1viola]

@dieimmortals that's a brand of juice. naked juices, they're actually reaaaally good

[AaJoIV]

Am i the only one who got the boobs are back add >.>

[Cassi373]

make another video like that plz paranoid ones

[CHURCHBOY0912]

literally have never laughed so hard in my life.

[metalhead15151]

you should say take the shot or something that puts there life in danger that would be funny shit

[princejaa]

hahah man ur crazy..

[SleepyDisso]

I wonder why no one says anything or goes, "Dude, what the hell are you doing?"

[dragonbreath3219]

lool, who doent look at yummy cakes? XDD

[MegaDOWNSIE]

y does he try to copy edbassmaster much

[transformerdude4251]

@MegaDOWNSIE They're good friends so......

[SleepyDisso]

@MegaDOWNSIE They probably come up with the same ideas because they're friends.

[beefcakes42]

@MegaDOWNSIE cause theyr friends, edbassmasters videos probably just happen to be more popular.

[RamseyColeRacing]

"hello?" "He just said hello" Lost my mind at that part lmao

[F350With460engine]

Lol wait till he does this prank on someone who is a paranoid schizophrenic that will be a real show.

[adilovesmagic]

1:50, Her BP must have gone up! :P

[eliranb9]

I bet half the people think they are going to die soon.

[Whybotherwithname]

You got balls man, balls

[IStoleVashsDonut]

OH GAWD is that a Kroger or one of its sister stores? I'm haunted by the bad music there every day Q___Q

[MrChilliflakes]

Saying take the shot is lame... I like how he does it..its normal ..bordering on weird and leaving the victims thinking ..

This is class a psychological Pranking.

[chunkymonky911]

for all of u out there who think this is stupid...you...have no...sense of humor this guy has many strategies your just not paying attention this guy is hilarious

[showPLUR]

he should wear a suit and sunglasses, say do you have a visual, and then say take the shot

[SomethinDwnUrPantss]

h\hes doing it wrong.. your not supposed to be RIGHT next to them describing what actions they're doing. you gotta say what they're wearing and where they are from a distance just so they can hear you and you dont look at them. in some of these hes looking STRAIGHT at them when he does it. its just annoying watching it done wrong and wearing a suit..

[19991995able]

he would be more convincing if he wore suits

[OrangeMedal2]

@19991995able no its so much better with out the suit because he just looks normal and randomly talking about them that they have to wonder what the f is up

[critickiid3]

@19991995able it's been done by edbassmaster Lol it's called CIA prank something like that

[xxskapxx72]

@19991995able yeah ed bassmaster did that it was funny CIA

[MsSonaliChowdhury]

guaranteed to reduce sales drastically!

[ALLDAYERRYDAYLEGIT]

Wear a suit and say "take the shot"

[D1videos]

Am I the only one who thinks that this prank is stupid!?

[WhoaMonstuh]

i have to try this some time or another.

[WhoaMonstuh]

the guy was like hello? lol

[WhoaMonstuh]

this is excellent!

[ilyjoesphadam]

"The results are even posted yet we have to wait."

LMFAO

[MisQuinceFiesta]

36 people are paranoid :D

[ayana400]

prankster:he's wearing tan shorts and red shirt and flip flops.

old man:...........Hello? LOOOOOOOOOL

[somelikeitcool35]

s club in the background!!

[Alordien]

girl at 2:52, Chive, find her please.

[Cdubulous5]

@Alordien i don't get it.....

[Alordien]

@Cdubulous5 google theChive and go to their site

[davieboy1970]

Hey Jack ! Love these videos ! I have an idea that I think would make it even funnier ! Do some more Paranoid video ! and wear like a black suite. with a black coat maybe a trench coat and dark shades ! Like you are an FBI agent or something ! that would really freak people out !!

[OngakuZukiSan]

0:00

[VitaminDeth]

lol humans

[50nollieman]

he should say this as he leaves "aight got it. meet me outside" thumbs up if u agree?

[BriBreakdown]

If this happened to me, i'd be jumpin on him like a mad black woman and be like "WANNA START SOMETHING CRACKAA?!"

[TheZachoftheglen1]

Love the videos. Just wondering, how many stores have you and uncle john been banned from? :D

[TheMalavida77]

the only nice thing about americans are there elders!!!  nice people

[dinosgorawrful]

Wegmans :3

[AbesAreC00l]

Where is all the hot girls? No hot girls in mihgty USA? When i watch Justforlaughs gags, i see many hot chicks... But its in Canada...  Peoples in USA seems to be assholes.

[raymond12895]

@AbesAreC00l at 2:50

[3510211]

hahaha take the shot

[GoStobe]

i think her bloodpreassure rised

[Ph0be]

These people probabally stayed up all night trying to figure out what he was talking about LMAO!

[APriceless26]

@Ph0be No, he tells them right after. He has to get their permission to use the video. Other wise, they can sue him.

[theplaidmonkey]

how has no one called the police on him yet.

[fbithejames]

0:08 Death stare

[alexis4lif3]

hilarious

[07Z06ss]

lol that ladys blood pressure went up hahhaa

[buddysunk]

i bet u her blood pressure went sky high

[QT741]

1:54 she gonna get heart attack lol :P HAHA

[juniorcritic88]

Pause at 2:52

[Pcoe132]

At 3:23 I felt so bad for that guy!! He was asking like fat free milk and they guy thinking hes making fun of him and idk i hope he told him it was a joke after.

[dumpeaple21]

that would be weird but then i would lmao

[MrTormant]

yah, kicking it up with key words like "i think its go time" or as jacque123ish stated, "take the shot" would be pretty helarious.

Also recomend you stand a tad farther back, still in clean hearing distance so its like they are bieng stalked creepy style. Thumb up.

[yourdabull]

so mean yet so funny !! :P

[horrificpunkfreak]

@jackvalefilms Ai, Next Time Talk Fast And Silent But Enough So They Can Hear It Still. Now "THAT" Would Be Sick.

[costumegal]

2:13 poor lady you gonna fuck up her blood pressure lol

[khfan4ever9]

omg you must have made the lady's blood pressure skyrocket!!

[OSMOOLEE]

LMAO!!!

[ihumppies]

LOL the guy with the "Fitch' shirt had to look at his own shirt to see if he was wearing it

[lilwayneencore]

lmaooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­ooooo man make it 100 times funnier dress like a agency professional and at the end say, We find him or her or Take the shot something creepy lolllll

[xSwaggerific]

DId anyone see that ass at 2:50?

[grkmalaka12]

should dress in a tux and describe then be like take him down

[zadlo002]

"Hello?"

"He just said hello."

"Yeah."

[hugohugo990]

Show me what I'm looking for ...

[MrRio416]

detroitttttt boiiii

[kingjones3000]

You should wear a black suit with an ear piece next time.

[angelo33139]

I WANT MORE!!!

[deathday235]

you so copied edbassmaster!

[randomite88]

The "Hello?" part had me in TEARS.

[MSmmVidZ]

The music makes the vid so much better

[roxhawet11]

i want more!! this is just my favorite show

[nessa42798]

hahaha! "hello?"... "he just said hello." "yea"

[THEHUNGRYRUSSIAN]

you should so meet chad vadar

[MultiBlooperz]

keep it up this is great

[sayid97]

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHH ''HELO'' HE JUST SAID HELLO

[XzTheChosenOnezX]

3:30 he took the guy's flowers :O

[HeavenlyClassic]

subbed,demand more!

[sethjjulian]

That's some fucked up shit, he just ruined her blood pressure test

[jacque123ish]

say "take the shot"

[MixeTube]

@jacque123ish

Yeah, great, " take the shot" Do that to the wrong person, and he could get himself killed.

[rubenuru]

you are the man lmao

[letsdoitmclovin]

love you jack vale your awesomee and hilarious love love love your vid keep up the great work lol

[TheRashawn]

is he at Safeway?

[Javier3032010]

Omg my stop laughing my stomach hurts now :/

[xklooodx]

cant stop lmao

[boricua6483]

Phil Jackson @1:40 lol

[xXxEnkeixpressxXx]

Hilarious

[famous1779]

''HELLO''? ''HE JUST SAID HELLO'', ''YEAH'' LMAO

[famous1779]

THESE R MY FAVESSSSSSSSSSSSS

[TheHumanSuitcase]

after you egg em on for a while you should describe their underwear and see if they  checks

[phullmetaljacket]

it would be cool if ur had ur back turn to them and ur friend tells you their description over the phone and you just say it out loud

[TheMistacatdaddy]

i love the old man prank LolZZ he seemed the most scared

[SasaYamaoka]

Its funny how people look at them self to check out if they fit the desription

[BullsFan23331]

heyyyyyy this is edbassmasters stuff

[jayhova1jayhova1]

@BullsFan23331 u clown they friends

[anna12910]

i LOVE these!

[lAmWho]

these people must feel very uncomfortable

[bananatea]

OMG i feel like doing this at my local mart hahahah

[xXBr4ndon805Xx]

3:50 gay pose lol

[meerkatman22]

LOVE THIS STUFF! xD

[Fl4m3thro3er]

after you describe them, you should be like, yeah, there all yours, haha

[Shingosean]

@jshulz2115 WTF!!!!



[ansa1010]

It would've been hilarious if Jack was like, " Now he's walking away." at the end. But, Lmaao, great video! (:

[coolbreeze2000ablify]

1:41 hi



[BizzyBoo4]

1:47

Old man: "Hello?"

Jack: "He just said hello"

HAHAHAHAHHA

[cjay22i]

wtf is a gladiolla!????? lol