How to Buy Chickens

[TheMysticCore]

Really?

[JASONANDTRACI]

I need Money, what do you mean?

[gtaunited]

where can i buy some money?

[joeblowthehot]

I love little chickens!!

[KpopLover032892]

The chickens are like staring at you like, "If you pick me You will die." o.o

[Freiheit37]

Step one: Move to Arkansas. There are chickens everywhere here.

[hiperanimallover]

the only reason i watch howcast is 4 the comments xD

[xThorProductionsx]

I came from a make money online video? :O

How is this possible LOL

[dededoi]

i think that there is more than 200 breeds of chickens

[noex100]

Step 1: Find a farmer and buy one of his chickens. Done.

Did you know? Howcast needs more ideas! Send ideas to: 123 Howcast Sucks St.

[ILuvHelloKitty911]

@deathbyplutonium

thnx

:]

[Katantunoro]

The farm?

[sk8mafiasergio]

ohhhhhh so you need money to BUY chickens?!?!?!? now i get it

[Forggeter]

Where can i get money?

[xmass65ify]

@Forggeter a bank,you will need:a gun,a desire to ruin your life,and willingness to get arrested

[BeckaBallistic]

omg ive never seen a birds asshole before LMAO

[Torchic956]

The chicken in the preview looks like a killer.

[deathbyplutonium]

we don't need to know how to buy stuff... make some useful videos howcast!

[1203ADSA]

step 1 stick your thumb up the chickens arse if it bites you give 10 dolloars to his owner then run home ( btw im not american im british)

[ILuvHelloKitty911]

can someone tell me how to unsubscribe ?

-___-

I'm fed up with crap ..

[sladunkaAa]

wait wait wait did i just saw a birds ass hole?I didnt somescripe for ppl showing me the ass holes....

[osvaldo2k5]

perhaps a safe way to shoot up on drugs

[razorel]

who the fuck buys live chicken ???

[hhardeen]

@razorel erm farms? or ppl to raise...

[razorel]

@hhardeen yeah but i guess they already know how to buy ...2nd agreament is ok if ppl who buy chicken have internet

[amgoo12]

Please make a "how to hide a body from the police" tutorial.

You will certainly get more vieuws than with this video.

[iLuvBaNkAi]

Healthy birds?

[23BrerRabbit]

ohhhh yeah sure, when i meant "pet" i didn`t mean chickens

[zejams]

"vent" O.o? wtf

[asabiia]

great, I'm about to buy some chicken <3

[misao1414]

what would they do to the chickens who wouldn't pass as healthy? :(

[LiberatePop]

hahahaha

[videomissionary]

loll i like the music

[MageDagger]

Did that chicken just flash me?

[Zk8et]

lol

[kairis]

what the hell is howcast getting themselves into these days..

[tdstudd1996]

this should win the most pointless video award..

[Roger4313]

wtF? how to buy chickens?

seriously there videos just gets dumber and dumber.

[LawlersX204]

4,970 videos later, you still have an idea of what video to make. I find that fascinating...-applause- Lol never knew chickens had an anus.

[TheFREAKO666]

Thank you Howcast this really helped me a lot....I just didn't know what process I should follow. I'm glad I now know this. Thank you!!!!!

[another505]

aww,people stop saying they are running out of ideas,if they are give them ideas,but dont give ideas like how to walk give useful ones

[Danman429]

i liked it

[karlo2705]

well, after a lot of consideration I give up. unsubscribed from this shit.

[Daffy711]

I found this interesting...

[picaticatara]

roosters aer very fancy rawrrr 

[MagicalYummySkittles]

Lmao i thought it said " #5 feel the birds crotch :) " ROFL!

Like this if  you heard the same thing x)

[Pr3tat0r]

Cause farmers have internet?

[sharpeillusions]

thank god i found this video life saver next time a buy a chicken i will be more carful lmao

[kboy71]

@GreyShampoo

I did...

[Synergy9k]

Just buy the goddamn poultry.

[riakoh]

LOL, "how to buy chickens"

[3bdullaziz]

this video make me *yawns* and its suck to us a chicken butt -5

[comandermalander456]

1. Goto mexico

2. buy a baby chicken

[KholaBear]

How to buy chickens...GO TO KFC

[thehaloassassin1]

lol i paused at 0:01 (i know it does not work) and when i did i see a puppy turned into a rocking horse with a ball lol

[skychy]

THANK YOU!!! I've been looking every where for this vid!

[ltzul2vi7l]

why the fuck are people complaining. Howcast has provided a video to help people that wants to buy chicken. But yet people still complain that this video didnt help them. You know what? Fuck all of you immature teenagers that think you are the only ones living on this earth. Fuck it, you stupid pricks will fuck up in the real world.

[redcardsoccer]

@ltzul2vi7l

i herd you like mudkipz

[wizardsbane]

New title for the video: "We are running out of ideas, here are some chickens."

[eflip1]

@wizardsbane Hey, this video was quite interesting..

[HazardousxHaileex]

This has helped me out so much.

When all my friends are buying normal pets such as dogs or cats,I can tell them I know how to buy a chicken.

Thank you Howcast,you truly are a life saver ;)

[bewaredrev]

DID YOU KNOW CHICKENS GIVE SALMONELLA IF NOT COOKED RIGHT AND THEIR EGGS CAN CARRY DISEASES IF NOT FROZEN HOW ABOUT YOU DON'T DO EITHER OF THESE AND SEE WHAT HAPPENS QQQQQQQQQ

[TheWingman1022]

now i can say i know how to buy chickens lol

[sweettina2]

Great video! When I move to the country I want chickens, good tips. Feel the chickens what??

[MissUniversa]

I had a chicken as a gift. A week later he was in my soup.

[Nefariouspat]

Dear god Howcast, what are you doing with your life?

[n0iz24x7]

chickens!! chickens chickens!! CHICKENS

[babelfish113]

I actually laughed out loud while reading the title

[Nantchev]

WHAT THE HELL?!

[heine71]

And hope the chicken doesn't lay salomella laced eggs!

[videogamwz]

I'd rather buy them from Shoprite or Wal-Mart =/ only a farmer needs to know this =P

[tacoman1928]

0:41, "feel the birds cock."

[TheThomas64fan]

who needs chickens besides farmers ?

[JazyGirl26]

i'd buy a chicken to keep as a pet and teach it to dance.

[GreyShampoo]

I didn't subscribe to see a chickens anus......

[kboy71]

@GreyShampoo

I did...

[BriannaBlog]

i would love it if howcast wrote "How to buy cocks" xD

[TwistedMindGame]

...WAT. Who the fuck needs this? EPIC FACEPALM DK

[rscp1050]

i can go buy my chickens now!

[GTADeathRevange]

Are you serious?! Who will ever need to know how to buy a chicken?!

[yoyodominos]

yeah gotta feel the vent to make sure its smooth lmao

[RizsenJai]

lol i actually need this for a senior year prank this year

[MrErjavec]

I love chickens!!!!!!

cocked or live

[darkAngelLuna]

lol.. chickens.. XD

[aw23aw23]

oh good now i can buy my chicken thx alot?

[productiveamerican]

Awesome video!!!!!

[jerrydakidd]

i want to complaint but why did i even watch the video, lol

[cirombi6]

LMAOO!!!!!

THESE HOWCAST VIDEOS ARE GETTING DUMBER AND DUMBER!



[MarktheSharkSheehan]

I'm going to buy a cock just so I can stroke it

[6663000]

chickens are gross....

[MewSumomo1]

This is a crap video that really really really didn't need to be posted, however, I still love chickens.

[LuvYaFromChicago]

who the hell needs to know this when they own a computer....aka they have internet...aka civilization is close by...aka Jewl has chickens

[iEatFanboys4Lunch]

damn this is the video i was looking for

[aCardboardTube]

so "vent" ya check that =]

[slayer7160]

@aCardboardTube XD /agreed

[ItsEryk]

Um, GO VEG!

[J4CWeBB]

Another useful video, thanks Howcast -.-

[supahdan18]

i think howcast dient after the 3000th videos

[SmartMedia244]

you will need: Careless

Inother WORDS DONT BUY ONE WHO CARES?

[Doct8r]

is it one of those with a pulley in the middle?Cause I already got one of those

[NarutoX627]

next vid : how to buy chicks

[Kronikwookie]

chicken are awesome pets. i had some tiny chicken running around my back yard haha

[zx1011]

excuse me??? check the birds VENT?? if thats either its asshole or its vagina then it can check it by itself thanks all the same!!!

[MaYbYl8eR]

By vent, you mean ass, right?

[aCardboardTube]

@MaYbYl8eR nope

[NavinJohnson90]

This is by the far the weirdest channel I have subscribed to.

[NaziZOMBIEpro100]

@NavinJohnson90 same

[ohsnapitbejenna]

Damn, thanks, Howcast. I was always wondering about perfect chicken-buying technique. Thanks to you, you made my life ten times easier.

[YuriNYuki]

@ohsnapitbejenna Hasn't our life been so much easier by this video?

[ohsnapitbejenna]

@YuriNYuki Oh, you already know.

[WHIREAS]

LOL, I´ll remember that the next time I buy chickenz xDD

[SteveFuks]

Q:How to buy chickens?

A: Pay with money.

[GracelovesHALO]

hahahahaha "the bird´s vent" ... well thanks for the close up

[4evrbffl]

heheh. i want a black one. :33

[kirukim1]

stop hating howcast people! why do you even click on the video is you are just going to put negative comment ! for some people these tips are usefull

[buddhaludda]

the only funny thing about howcast vids, are the comments. i only watch the vids to look at the comments making fun about the vid ^^

[Rstraderftw]

you will need money naaaaah i never knew u needed money to buy this! :O

[raulserban27]

if you eat egs did you know htat chickens make them with sex then in eg is only sperm and anything else ?

[Chr1ssan]

@raulserban27 grammar

[Milkpaw]

@raulserban27 actually, female chickens lay one egg every day regardless of if the egg is fertalized or not. the eggs which are purchased at stores are not fertalised. see, we eat the proteins (white) and the nucleus (yoke) of the egg. The yoke would have become the chick if the egg was fertalized, and the growing chick would have used the whites as a food source during the month it spends inside the egg. but the eggs people eat have not been fertalised, so the yoke is not a chick, just yoke

[gortair]

WTF...

[Xbox360SKIDS007]

wtf howcast?

[dkukov]

Step 7, wait, what ?!

[guyfromcanadayup]

lmfao they call it a vent . 

[HatroVille]

I ain't checking no vent ...

Imma stick to frozen chicken

[SpartanElite095]

............................wa­t

[shadowblade145]

Yes because I'm searching YouTube on how to buy chickens... Wow Howcast...

[pandaxpaws]

i feel like people who are buying chickens are not searching youtube for tips.

[GordanMFreeman]

go to ohio

[DonBugatti]

Who on earth needs to know this!!? O.o

[TheDisasterBoyZ12]

@DonBugatti farmers..

[dooooooer]

@DonBugatti farmers.

[dooooooer]

@DonBugatti who said farmers dont use internet.

[aetRene]

@DonBugatti Chicken as pet ! x'D

[PlatinumHearts]

@DonBugatti Hicks and farmers

[dakshinamurti]

@DonBugatti farmers?

[bee5120]

@DonBugatti Um farmers? And don't think farmers are old-fashioned that they don't know how to use a computer or log on the internet. In fact, most farmers now have and use modern technology, some even have ipods and iphones.

[DonBugatti]

@bee5120 lol everyone says that! But this video is still DUMB!! O.o

[yojoinman]

@bee5120 WOW! FARMERS HAVE I PODS... dude, my friend's uncle is a farmer and he got like 10 PCs and a 70 inch plasma full HD 3-D TV. modern enough for ya?

[JJAB91]

@DonBugatti Farmers?

[ChickenwithFries2]

@DonBugatti Farmers, You dumb fuck.

[quitejaded]

@DonBugatti I've actually been thinking about getting some chickens because all of my family in africa has chickens, then I saw this girl on youtube (bexlife) is just a normal woman in a normal house with a husband and kids and she also is just raising chickens in her backyard. She makes it look so fun and easy, so I'm really glad to see this vid.

[360floflyer]

@DonBugatti farmers



[monkeyman2o11]

@DonBugatti i actually have a pet chicken so i would need to know this 

[SuperSpike64]

@DonBugatti Farmers

[dadadahdom]

@DonBugatti people who own a poultry store, my friend's family owns a poultry store and they need to buy chicken.

[ryanace504]

@DonBugatti mexicans

[eguzmanryan1]

@ryanace504 r u saying that in a good way or bad cause i just happen to be mexican(we dont run around buying chickens if ur thinking that..... lol)

[ryanace504]

@eguzmanryan1 im joking lol

[XxLexiLuvssYouXx]

@DonBugatti

lmfaoo thats EXACTLY what i was thinking xD

[eguzmanryan1]

@DonBugatti farmers ;P lol though if there busy tending the farm why would they go on youtube in spare time lol

[yoyodominos]

omg my chickens vent isnt clean lol

[ghostgaffdeck08]

1)Rumage around pockets to your supprise $4 dollars change

2)Go to chicken shop and buy chickens

3)Voila

[nathaan709]

thank you I will cherish these chicken tips with all my heart you know because everyone on youtube wants chickens

[GordanMFreeman]

@nathaan709 haha chicken tips

[JazyGirl26]

@nathaan709 everyone on youtube is different, maybe some people want chickens!

[ClythiaMystica]

@nathaan709 lol fucking win

[1980KNIGHTRIDER]

=))

[lntermilan]

Wtf is this?

[bOnerjAmz1993]

IS THIS BEASTLY?

[colorfulcrisis]

birds vent xDD

[colorfulcrisis]

OR BUY GOD DAMN EGGS

[colorfulcrisis]

XDDDDDDDDDD

[motorstorm123]

6th?

[agger45agger]

OMG I JUST BOUGHT A SICK CHICKEN !!!!

[Johanand7]

lol

[SpringLionCub]

Bawk bawk bawk :3

[GiselleHuggable3]

One day we almost bought a sick one! Thanks for giving the tips! 1st Comment

[AznLalalaLove]

I want KFC now

[motorstorm123]

@AznLalalaLove and me too...