Brotherhood 2.0: January 11th

[shadowofthecandle]

Did I miss the beginnings of the "punishments"? Why are they doing them?

[shutterhappy85]

back when Hank didn't censor his videos...

[bellatrix3001]

I can't believe tiny chicken disease started this early....

[potatossuck]

Oh my god, he dropped the f-bomb

[RyanMurphyTube]

Like the tiny eggs. I grow... DFTBA

[TheMrAndr3w]

@RyanMurphyTube Randomly stumbling over a Ryan Murphy comment whilst catching up on Vlogbrothers.... not THAT'S awesome!

[RyanMurphyTube]

@TheMrAndr3w YES! So good, I hope more people find these little 'gems'! Haha It's my one year of vlogging anniversary today too! Woot!

[acissej821]

I sneezed twice at the exact same time that Hank sneezed twice. I feel like we have a special connection now

[RyanMurphyTube]

@acissej821 Haha, I love when that sort of thing happens when watching videos :) DFTBA!

[rubinak29]

8th c: DFTBA

[moonlady3000]

Hank(and John)'s rendition of 500 miles at the end of the 2012 tour was much better than this. For that we are all thankful. And also wow for the fact that they actually sung it after it being mentioned the first time like... less than 2 weeks into their vlogs. Talk about awesome xD

[girlfighter523]

i watched this because tiny chickens are i my head to today.... home sick...you know what that means?? vlogbrothers marathon!!!! dftba<3

[WhatsUpUrSphincter]

Tiny chicken syndrome explained! Gah I love these guys. The jokes are starting to make sense :D I'm becoming a real nerd fighter!!!!!!

Video #11: Check. DFTBA. I love you all.

[mvr80]

@WhatsUpUrSphincter That's how I feel xD, *high five* we're in the process of officially becoming nerdfighters :) DFTBA

[WhatsUpUrSphincter]

@mvr80 *hi5!* love bein' a nerdfighter XD as always, DFTBA!

[OMGChicks1]

I am going to watch all the vlogbrothers videos this year! Just think, if we all watch them from the beging we will all understand all the jokes!

[Otherwisedull]

First appearance of Hank singing on B2.0!

[AnnieIsNotADragon]

500 miles. We've come full circle.

[4LiveLifeWithLove4]

Did anyone else say "Bless you!" when he sneezed? Neither did I, I said it in French which I do not know how to spell. :/ Nevertheless, I still spoke to a five year old computer image. :(

[WTBman2011]

I want that Ecogeek card.

[filmproductiongeek]

The origin of the tiny chicken disease

[Oreorat]

FACE SO CLOSE TO CAMERA D:

[stuttersomthing]

:O he said the F word! :O

[lilysev11]

I has the tiny chickens in me now . They aren't fun.

[nydrm90]

did anyone think of writing ".com" on to them, and use them as advertising by putting them in random places or something?

[InkFlavourJelly]

and tiny chicken disease was spread. Omg <3

[FantasticBrina]

Hank should have waxed his no shave November goatee!

[MoonytheWolf]

I'm pretty sure this is the first Vlogbrothers video I've ever seen and I remember being really scared.

[LeahCity]

woah...it's 2012.... :l I feel old.

[dUm8dUm]

Hank you creepy man. 

[sunshinensmileys]

It's weird to hear him say, "Good AFTERNOON, John."

[xKiyuri]

Hank, Are you an emo kid?

Sincerely, Nerdfighter. NERDFIGHTER!

[33butterflywings]

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[Sofia20R]

Hank was really weird in the beggining xD

[zombiecamelzzz]

omg u swor its so wierd sounding

[DarkenedYeastExtract]

I would have suggested making scaled-armour out of those cards but I know that they've been gone for a long time...

[SomeoneBeginingWithI]

go around your town and stick one card to every alternate lapmpost untill you run out :)

[NerdeeBirdee]

500 Miles... It's come back to haunt us. ;)

[Katypillar713]

you should have left the ecogeek cards at various crime scenes as a calling card of sorts, Joker stylee

[azerskater]

Hahaha it's weird to have hank say fucking without bleeping it out like he does now

[vitleysingur913]

I want one of those ecogeek cards.

[mrTHEsoccerGeeK]

you could make an iphone stand with them

[hockeymurph34]

Hank was ... weird back then.

[PhantomVulpix]

I am currently suffering from Tiny Chickens Disease. why do the tiny chickens have to crap SO MUCH!! ghaahhh..... xp

[Guysaac]

1:09 effing tiny chickens?!?!?!!!!

[RectumPilum]

I have often though about the fact that you might be one of the proclaimers Hank =P

[neurosurgeongirl]

for the cards...throw them at people...tis fun...

[mthsbandrocks]

It's so weird to hear Hank say "fucking" because I feel like they never cuss.

[LifeMustard]

I'm watching this for two reasons:

1. It is funny

2. I'm sick *cough cough cough*

[TopGear2007]

LMFAO HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA 2:55 OH MY GOD IM DYING HERE!

[masonman1222]

watching them all!

[MoonintheClouds]

I bet you if he still has those Eco Geek cards people would buy 'em

[MoonintheClouds]

863 videos to go....

[kalezz100]

Make Henry a spiny thing that goes over the crib with them!! you've probably already gotten rid of them already but they would tottaly make an awesome spiny cradle thing

[FuzzyFilmltd]

Past you should write encouragements on the cards and positive prank with them.

[B4K4xNi]

I most defiantly have Tiny Chicken Disease... D:

[xxBoyMeetsGirlxx]

I have tiny chicken disease D:

[Roybotica]

I have tiny chicken diseaseeeeeee on a friday nighttttt. I hate tiny chickens.

[twitBailey]

Look up David Tennant singing 500 Miles!

[hamster12340]

the buisness cards taped to his face nearly made me spit my banana out over my keyboard i was laughing so much! love the proclaimers scottish rock forever!

[OnlyXInXWonderland]

I have tiny chicken disease currently... :(

[thestripedhatgirl]

FLEXICUBES!

[thecanadianDJ]

Tiny Chickens = ZEFRANK

(come on hank, I know you respect him to much too steal his stuff without giving him credit)

[Wh4tdoay]

why in these early ones does hank always seem sick drunk and hung over at the same time... at least compared to how he talks on vb episode now

[TheAwkChild]

I'm viewer 90,000.

[MeowcatBissy]

Who said bless you when he sneezed?

[elmorocks8753]

haha his hair looks like kate gosselin's at around 2:00

[SadUsaChan]

Tiny Chickins.

[madeIinetucker]

Fuckin' tiny chickens...... :)

[cafegirl1995]

This was the first video I watched by the Vlogbrothers and I never stopped.

[xgothxbarbiex]

this was the first time on camera though lol.

he swears alot irl but tones it down so he doesn't offend people. Xx

[YusufAlaseeri]

500 Miles = 926 Kilometers

I feel proud to say that I can walk that as well!

[crogger321]

I have a serious case of tiny chicken disease in my head I think there are a lot of eggs because my whole face hurts and my head hurts. It feels like a boulder was dropped on my head. @vlogbrothers what is your cure for tiny chicken disease?

[KittnzNChz]

Vlog brothers videos have proven that Tiny Chicken Disease is hereditary. Together we can find a cure!

[Gelertsrock]

World's First Tiny Chicken. <3

[SassySierra14]

you could make a desk of cards (or well several of them) out of the cards.

draw the numbers and letters on them,, and maybe doodle on them?

or you could write your info on all the cards lol - I suggest you write small though haha

[OhOkOlivia]

hank has also said the f word while playing assassins creed ;)

[iluvme4never]

Those business cards look pretty sharp. You can use them as throwing cards. You can become the Ecogeek ninja!

[CT27NX]

hahahahahahaha

the wackiness begins!!!!!

[BioHazardViper78]

i think thats the only time i have heard hank say the fuck word

[Quirellmort99]

House of cards!!

[Quirellmort99]

BABY ZOMBIE CHICKENS

[WhedonsHorse]

Send one to me!!!!

[haleymathiot]

what you should have done was take them and string them together and put strings of them around an old lamp.

[ItaNeeChan]

holy shit that was wierd, i sneezed twice right when he sneezed twice

i tried not to sneeze a second time but fate was calling

...forever weirded out

[radioactivecakeX]

I have tiny chicken disease

[xanipanable]

i love it when hank swears

[thegirlintheflowers]

I have tiny chickens eating my brain....

[andrineslife]

I hate tiny chickens, they ruin my day!

[MySpaceBarsBroken0o]

Jan 11th, 2007 marks the beginning of the tiny chicken apocalypse.

[1brotherAC]

some one knows what he did with the cards

[rainbowbubblesXD]

I have the tiny chickens. but im NOT SICK. at all. really. im not.

[epicsquidy123]

EAT THEM!!!!

[thecoloradanempire]

O_O did he just say fuck? holy shit.

[Snagret]

It's kind of odd to hear him say "viewers" instead of "nerdfighters".

[RowanRawrLovesYou]

i'm suffering from tiny chicken disease at the moment and this has really helped me diagnose it, thanks hank :P

[uiruu]

Well.. I know this is late.. but... Ninja stars?

[winterainbows]

silly hank, a card is a very flat rectangular prism meaning it has 6 sides (:

[TheShootingCupcake]

oh my god, the f*cking tiny chickens are in my head this week o.e

[oscurita02]

Oh the memories... chin waxing, tiny chicken disease, intro to eco-geek, etc. I'm actually watching through all of them with my husband who is a 2008 Nerdfighter and never saw these early ones. Oh sad for those who didn't start watching YouTube in their dorm room in early 2007 just to see the Green brothers... (-:

[BADGWOLF]

I adore that song! And so does David Tennant, so I think that makes it a little more awesome...if that's possible

[AleifrLeifrson]

It's hard to punish someone who likes being punished.

Man these videos are addictive!

[cho474chang]

The tiny chicken theory really freaks me out.

[igotyourmoney23]

and tiny chicken disease was born :P

[purpletigerlover]

aaaww he stop singing

[kevinearlturner]

Is there anyway we can get one of those business cards? It can be the beginning of the nerfighter museum.

[kevinearlturner]

Hey! It's the chicken/cold joke. Cool.

[gelingelingx]

Oh my god. I laughed so hard at the end that I started crying... xD

[antlersgray]

500 Miles challenge!! I guess that's copyrighted music...

[TheNo1GublerFan]

"fuckintinychicken" lol xD

[BrittanysMusicVideos]

lol. He called them video blogs instead of vlogs.

[CodyAndJemima]

you should have burned the cards, oh the irony

[g2theIrishPianist]

And cue the intro of tiny chicken disease

[SeverusSnapeOrSev]

i always watch this video when im sick!

[purduechick612]

i love the song I'm gonna be!!

[TrollinTheInterwebz]

You should get the tiny chickens neutered.

Problem solved

[boonhii]

this shit about tiny chickens is freaking me out.... 

[jlederman2]

Past you should sign a card and send it to past me!

[brilliantbroonette]

Hank, you are so, so strange. And it's amazing.

[terratonic]

LMFAO fuk'n chickens!

[XkittykatkidX]

hank should have kept those. then signed them and sold them to nerdfighters [profits to charity of course would've made a fair bit of cash :)

[voltairegrl]

you made me laugh out loud, hank! thanks for making my day!

[littlemisspoppiepie]

Give Them To Us In The Post

[ShouldThatBeMe]

give them to me!

[Kellerspinne]

I'm amazed by how early things like the tiny chicken disease are coming up!

wax the chin ..... Oh if only you knew....

[TweetySkywalker]

NEW WALLPAPER :D

[marshmallowbunnies]

a little late, I know, but if you still have any, turn them into gift tags

Or, if you write anyone a letter (like the kind a postal worker touches), slip one in

Or, if you give someone a book, slip one inside as a bookmark

[LoveTikii]

Eat them.

[franztoasterfulable]

i agree with 13monmon13 give some of them to me

[fuzzpie]

Hank is sneezy.

[MissKriekentaart]

You remind me of an ent there

[delusionaldiminutive]

This is hilarious! Like Hank, I wouldn't consider singing the Proclaimers while wearing business cards a punishment, I think it would be fun. Horray for weird people!!!

[magzepeant]

I did'nt know Hank could swear.

[MarioCort]

8 vid cmnt

[13monmon13]

You can give ME the cards...

[sineadsmithh]

I hate the having tiny chicken disease

[WildMossnose]

WOAH!!! you swore! you usaly edit that out!!

[UsingATelescope]

Having tiny chickens in your brain is... disturbing...

[SilhouetteSymphonies]

Hank looked like a transformer at the end of this video...

[swift439]

my girlfriend had the same problem this week lol Darn those tiny chicke.ns

[SisterhoodofRandom]

bless you

bless you

[MickShaftItsAPun]

i know im like 3 years late but you could make a menger sponge with those cards

[MsTwinkleProductions]

BLESS YOU!

[niamhdowling]

I am so sick with tiny chicken disease. It is literally identical to the way you describe it. I had to find the video again.

[Fenrir022]

Fucking tiny chicken..........

[mytwilightsong]

ahhh you sneezed in your hand!!!!!!! oh nooooooes!!!! germs!!!!!

[HaysDonald]

That nose junk made me wanna throw up... I was trying to eat.

[kasai0494]

lol... nice. i would build the eifle tower with the cards.... that ar super glue them to random strangers in the street.

[SnickersInTheBarn]

He reminded me of

Chris Crocker for a second.

[XanthoGrl]

HAHAHAHA okay

1st I have tiny chickens right now

2nd I don't think I ever saw this video even though I saw like all of them

3rd it is hilarious

[shatteredsoul1995]

lmao. wow. thats funny.

[capitananonmas]

bless you

[DusmarFilms]

i think thats the first time i heard hank say the fuck word

[rubamantha]

Me too, how shocking. He usually edits it out.

[Metrickster]

@DusmarFilms I was so shocked that I literally spit my pop.

[TheMmenagerie]

@DusmarFilms The fuck word? Really? :D

[Beinvo]

@DusmarFilms Hank says the fuck word more than you'd think...

[cookiesncream450]

2:55 to 3:00 made me fall out of my chair laughing.

[rockrmom219]

me too!

[conskript]

Me three, i couldent breathe..

[myxgiftxisxmyxsong]

Me too, seriously. Every time. :D

[alanayvonne]

i think the end to this video is literally my favorite moment ever. excluding any willie moments cause willie is just uncontrollably awesome.

[myxgiftxisxmyxsong]

The end, where he sings with the cards taped to his face, makes me laugh uncontrollably. EVERY TIME.

[amyleona2]

I have tiny chicken disease.

:(

[98Clank98]

Make some sort of collage out of them like Charlieissocoollike did with the train tickets.

[amyleona2]

I think, that you should send me one.

Just sayin'.

[amyleona2]

That is, if you still have them.

[mrfwuzzl21]

I'll take 'em!

[amzii85]

im only like at the begining of ur blog but im lovin it.. its getting me thru my huge glass of water taking yucky nasty heaps of tablets.. yeh you know the tablets im talking about... i think you should be able to get an empty capsule and crush all ur tablets down to a powder, fill the capsule and take them in one go.. no more 10+ tablets in one go, no more yucky taste... okay im done with my rant..

[d0ssyb0y]

1:08 lol fucking tiny chicken

[sunakotsubaki]

lol when hank asked about the card im like OOO TAPE THEM TO YOUR FACE and he did im like LOL

[McManiacGirl]

you could give the cards to me

they would be put to good use

and would probably end up decoration my wall :P

[yzzabellishizzel]

i say make a lil tee pee and light a tiny fire in ur backyard

[phunkymunkyrulz]

Number some of the cards and learn to play poker.

If u already know how to play poker, ur half way there already.