1:08 "Blue Balls is right!" So overzealous for that rousing sexual experience with Miranda Phil? Could be worse, Garrus could start taunting you with dirty jokes. Oh shit! Belated incident.
Geth & Saren + Collectors & Reapers = Darkseid in Mass Effect 3. The enigma solved at last, I'm a fucking crackerjack sleuth!
...h-how would Garrus help Shep with his blue balls? Wait...don't tell me. I don't want to know. Somehow I think a Garrus/Shep slash fiction was just created.
i am at my 3rd playthrough and starts to be booring , 1st was awsome (16hours) ,2nd 9h46m,3rd playing , AND! dont finish the loyal mission for miranda until u finish it for jack , cause miranda loose its loyalty!, i got all crew/members alive after suicide mission btw for crew ALIVE dont accuire IFF mission until u have all upgrades(shields/weapons normandy) !!!
1:08 "Blue Balls is right!" So overzealous for that rousing sexual experience with Miranda Phil? Could be worse, Garrus could start taunting you with dirty jokes. Oh shit! Belated incident.
Geth & Saren + Collectors & Reapers = Darkseid in Mass Effect 3. The enigma solved at last, I'm a fucking crackerjack sleuth!
ImAkeYouDifferent 4 months ago
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ImAkeYouDifferent 4 months ago
garrus ftw
cklambo 6 months ago
"the collectors killed you once and all they did was piss you off..."
i love that line XD
heatflame4 8 months ago
I love garrus
Can't wait to see him rape face in Mass Effect 3 along with seeing the REAPERcussions of all my actions ;)
S1deshowRobP5 8 months ago
After 149 episodes....IM STILL WATCHING his ME2 playthrough =)
707zacbuster 9 months ago 2
"Meditate on your own Time BITCH this is my ship!"
Gotta Love DSP
legodude849 10 months ago
Shepard: i care about you Miranda
DSP: Ohhhh
LOL
legodude849 10 months ago 2
Does anyone else think that Samara sounds a bit like Yunalesca from Final Fantasy 10?
Garif 1 year ago
"Why are we at the bed again ughitmagtahkah" classic phil at its best
ThefirstSBG 1 year ago 5
Lol that was funny. "Honestly, the Collectors killed you once and all it did was piss you off." Truer words. XD
CosmicGiggalo 1 year ago
"DANCES WITH WOLVES!"
MomijiLover13 1 year ago 3
dude your such a horn dog
Airboy624 1 year ago
lol at 00:45
foxloveskristal 1 year ago
Garrus probably took Shephard's alien porno mag. The bastard.
termion 1 year ago 17
LMFAO so close!!! AGAIN!!! I love it, but still hope to see it earlyer on when she dose "come by". he he he....
Peter4101 1 year ago
phil is in a flirting mood on teh normandy
shadowninja402 1 year ago 10
Poor Thane and his near-perfect memory. The trippy scenes are him going into flashbacks.
rosenoel 2 years ago
Doesn't Thane remind you of the fish guy from HellBoy?
saberwingxl 2 years ago 18
@saberwingxl he reminded me of the green guy from star wars with the green lightsaber :p
523TRITO 1 year ago
@523TRITO kit fisto :P
523TRITO 1 year ago
...h-how would Garrus help Shep with his blue balls? Wait...don't tell me. I don't want to know. Somehow I think a Garrus/Shep slash fiction was just created.
fatezero 2 years ago
blueballz
CIAhere 2 years ago
i am at my 3rd playthrough and starts to be booring , 1st was awsome (16hours) ,2nd 9h46m,3rd playing , AND! dont finish the loyal mission for miranda until u finish it for jack , cause miranda loose its loyalty!, i got all crew/members alive after suicide mission btw for crew ALIVE dont accuire IFF mission until u have all upgrades(shields/weapons normandy) !!!
ZaXpuFrOz 2 years ago
1:18
Delayed once again! Poor Phil's gonna' lose it.
SonicDude87 2 years ago
4:20
I'm with Shepard on this one.
SonicDude87 2 years ago
Garrus is the fucking man.
TheJalapeno 2 years ago 12
"Who said anything about love, I just wanna get you into bed" is something DSP and all of us dudes would say
AlphaNinety5 2 years ago 11
@AlphaNinety5 so fucking rigt but shepard is a guy!
godsmackya 2 years ago
0:29 HAHAHAA
mycallwasanswered 2 years ago 5
i love conversations with garrus :"The collectors killed you once and all that did was piss you off."
KARASUadw 2 years ago
1:17 lmao!!!!!!!!!
ultragamer6 2 years ago 5
lol i love this fucking game u get to mac with the girls not like in the first one
Irou313 2 years ago 7
He needs to talk to joker more. his hilarious antics with EDI is the shit
mikinchikin 2 years ago 60
The high pitch "I promise" was the best
fddiono 2 years ago 54
Man, bioware has gone from the huge romance being a kiss back in the old days now its flirting sex and kissing...
lifehole1 2 years ago 4
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WHY the fuck shepard hiting every famale on the fucking ship :D its just wrong
Fellan921 2 years ago
wrong? no, very very right xD
daskraut 2 years ago 7
his face xD
DarkPhantomSky 2 years ago
So the Hanar are only one's who helped the Drell? So much for galactic solidarity...
holsson85 2 years ago
Miranda is giving phil the blue balls xD
Situation they live in is a serious cock blocker xD
envagelium 2 years ago 11
oooooooooohhhh lol
richie2259 2 years ago
you should see sheperds face whrn miranda ssid she wanted to wait, i loled
dynasty33677 2 years ago 6
wow i never knew Garuus was like that!
techninja7 2 years ago 7
I love it when Phil stutters like "urughghh"
xD!
Jebusjoose 2 years ago 4
"I'm just trying to get you in bed."
OH LAWDY LAWD. SHEPARD YOU BEAST.
RioukiMyssakiRox 2 years ago 11
rofl blue balls haha
kenseth234 2 years ago 3
this might be the funniest part to any playtrhough you've done phil!
RCdeeds10 2 years ago 2
XD sheperds case of blue balls
mokonaman 2 years ago
horndawgphil
blorbait 2 years ago 5
That moan made me almost die laughing.
Heartless2141 2 years ago
Lol that moan was so random... And hilarious
WorldOfTheLeaf 2 years ago
these last few videos have been the funniest darksydephil videos i've seen
bkyee18 2 years ago 3
0:27 LOL the talk w miranda was the best XD
zoeyluverCG 2 years ago 3
00:27, phil gets an orgasm
Whahli 2 years ago 4
ahhh this better go on the years funniest moments lolololololololol
eddinator9 2 years ago 4
"Who said anything about love? I just want to get you into bed"
lol, asshole.
iamsmert123 2 years ago 4
This playthrough was so damn funny!!
genecro9 2 years ago
00:27 best par evar lol!
plantrick34 2 years ago
LMAO this is hilarious
Fresh24y7 2 years ago
The moral of this episode, everything leads to sex.
stinkovideo 2 years ago 3
kiss her "pause" take your pants off hahaha
StrongSydeBlyth27 2 years ago
Garrus' line is so far the funniest I think
DemocracyDefender 2 years ago 2
lmao @ 10:18 Dances With Wolves!
aydarkzero 2 years ago
"I had the reach, but she had the flexibility." Oh my. o 3o
jacobbill 2 years ago
space blue balls!!!
CubanHero93 2 years ago 7
space hamster owns mlg players
jaymac9456 2 years ago
i care about you uhuuhuhu lolololololo come on miranda you want this lolololololo
killamenjaro182 2 years ago
Miranda will fuck you after you go through the mass relay.
kinghathnofury 2 years ago
ARRRGH Miranda! What a cock tease!
doxide 2 years ago 9
beggining lol phil
Lukedogg13 2 years ago
lol fucking so funny at the beggining
therealEnrique 2 years ago 3
LMAo twitching at the bed isn't gonna make it better phil!!
Gggggg751 2 years ago 2
when his he going to git some
jouyo1 2 years ago 2
dam so close u got to the bed but not to the finish line maybe next time folks
lleminx 2 years ago
FUSION!
YoungVigilante 2 years ago
blue balls!!!!!!! lol XD
elavate7 2 years ago
By far...the longest play through I think he's done.
m2frogger 2 years ago
Wow how many hour did you play this game by now ?
MahBonk 2 years ago
this is the third blue ball joke i've in any game i've seen you do so far, NICE
thephatblue 2 years ago
0:29
Ohh oh oh!
lKitel 2 years ago 2
@lKitel lol i love that part its funny
Orlys733 2 years ago
@Orlys733
FIRST?
therealEnrique 2 years ago
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SaintBrown852 2 years ago
SPACE HAMSTER FTW
left4deadfirstfan 2 years ago 10
@left4deadfirstfan indeed
Ferdpi 2 years ago