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  • 1:08 "Blue Balls is right!" So overzealous for that rousing sexual experience with Miranda Phil? Could be worse, Garrus could start taunting you with dirty jokes. Oh shit! Belated incident.

    Geth & Saren + Collectors & Reapers = Darkseid in Mass Effect 3. The enigma solved at last, I'm a fucking crackerjack sleuth!

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  • garrus ftw

  • "the collectors killed you once and all they did was piss you off..."

    i love that line XD

  • I love garrus

    Can't wait to see him rape face in Mass Effect 3 along with seeing the REAPERcussions of all my actions ;)

  • After 149 episodes....IM STILL WATCHING his ME2 playthrough =)

  • "Meditate on your own Time BITCH this is my ship!"

    Gotta Love DSP

  • Shepard: i care about you Miranda

    DSP: Ohhhh

    LOL

  • Does anyone else think that Samara sounds a bit like Yunalesca from Final Fantasy 10?

  • "Why are we at the bed again ughitmagtahkah" classic phil at its best

  • Lol that was funny. "Honestly, the Collectors killed you once and all it did was piss you off." Truer words. XD

  • "DANCES WITH WOLVES!"

  • dude your such a horn dog

  • lol at 00:45

  • Garrus probably took Shephard's alien porno mag. The bastard.

  • LMFAO so close!!! AGAIN!!! I love it, but still hope to see it earlyer on when she dose "come by". he he he....

  • phil is in a flirting mood on teh normandy

  • Poor Thane and his near-perfect memory. The trippy scenes are him going into flashbacks.

  • Doesn't Thane remind you of the fish guy from HellBoy?

  • @saberwingxl he reminded me of the green guy from star wars with the green lightsaber :p

  • @523TRITO kit fisto :P

  • ...h-how would Garrus help Shep with his blue balls? Wait...don't tell me. I don't want to know. Somehow I think a Garrus/Shep slash fiction was just created.

  • blueballz

  • i am at my 3rd playthrough and starts to be booring , 1st was awsome (16hours) ,2nd 9h46m,3rd playing , AND! dont finish the loyal mission for miranda until u finish it for jack , cause miranda loose its loyalty!, i got all crew/members alive after suicide mission btw for crew ALIVE dont accuire IFF mission until u have all upgrades(shields/weapons normandy) !!!

  • 1:18

    Delayed once again! Poor Phil's gonna' lose it.

  • 4:20

    I'm with Shepard on this one.

  • Garrus is the fucking man.

  • "Who said anything about love, I just wanna get you into bed" is something DSP and all of us dudes would say

  • @AlphaNinety5 so fucking rigt but shepard is a guy!

  • 0:29 HAHAHAA

  • i love conversations with garrus :"The collectors killed you once and all that did was piss you off."

  • 1:17 lmao!!!!!!!!!

  • lol i love this fucking game u get to mac with the girls not like in the first one

  • He needs to talk to joker more. his hilarious antics with EDI is the shit

  • The high pitch "I promise" was the best

  • Man, bioware has gone from the huge romance being a kiss back in the old days now its flirting sex and kissing...

  • wrong? no, very very right xD

  • his face xD

  • So the Hanar are only one's who helped the Drell? So much for galactic solidarity...

  • Miranda is giving phil the blue balls xD

    Situation they live in is a serious cock blocker xD

  • oooooooooohhhh lol

  • you should see sheperds face whrn miranda ssid she wanted to wait, i loled

  • wow i never knew Garuus was like that!

  • I love it when Phil stutters like "urughghh"

    xD!

  • "I'm just trying to get you in bed."

    OH LAWDY LAWD. SHEPARD YOU BEAST.

  • rofl blue balls haha

  • this might be the funniest part to any playtrhough you've done phil!

  • XD sheperds case of blue balls

  • horndawgphil

  • That moan made me almost die laughing.

  • Lol that moan was so random... And hilarious

  • these last few videos have been the funniest darksydephil videos i've seen

  • 0:27 LOL the talk w miranda was the best XD

  • 00:27, phil gets an orgasm

  • ahhh this better go on the years funniest moments lolololololololol

  • "Who said anything about love? I just want to get you into bed"

    lol, asshole.

  • This playthrough was so damn funny!!

  • 00:27 best par evar lol!

  • LMAO this is hilarious

  • The moral of this episode, everything leads to sex.

  • kiss her "pause" take your pants off hahaha

  • Garrus' line is so far the funniest I think

  • lmao @ 10:18 Dances With Wolves!

  • "I had the reach, but she had the flexibility." Oh my. o 3o

  • space blue balls!!!

  • space hamster owns mlg players

  • i care about you uhuuhuhu lolololololo come on miranda you want this lolololololo

  • Miranda will fuck you after you go through the mass relay.

  • ARRRGH Miranda! What a cock tease!

  • beggining lol phil

  • lol fucking so funny at the beggining

  • LMAo twitching at the bed isn't gonna make it better phil!!

  • when his he going to git some

  • dam so close u got to the bed but not to the finish line maybe next time folks

  • FUSION!

  • blue balls!!!!!!! lol XD

  • By far...the longest play through I think he's done.

  • Wow how many hour did you play this game by now ?

  • this is the third blue ball joke i've in any game i've seen you do so far, NICE

  • 0:29

    Ohh oh oh!

  • @lKitel lol i love that part its funny

  • @Orlys733

    FIRST?

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  • SPACE HAMSTER FTW

  • @left4deadfirstfan indeed

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