Cow Mangler 5000

[DontPanic42Towel]

Dude, there's a HUGE flaw in this video..........Homer Simpson as Engie? Oh god I feel bad for his team.

[Spudtron98]

Nah, that's a righteous bison.

[TadRaunch]

Looks more like the mercy killer!

[Pikachujc]

ZZZZAP.

[115mrhotshot]

xD zzzzap D:

[pixelmagic777]

@tristenc159

CM5K's alt fire.

[tristenc159]

Why is Homer, an engineer, so afraid of the soldier with the cow mangler?

it only does 20% damage to buildings.

[brixxter]

@tristenc159 sorry if this is late but when the cow mangler is fully charged it disables buildings for 4 seconds :o

[tristenc159]

@brixxter I wish I knew that earlier...

[carmeneyo]

ZZZZZZAP!

[ComatoseCoil]

i don't know about all of you guys, but it looks more like a righteous bison to me.

[newflatter]

@ComatoseCoil

GTFO from youtube.

[cena5lifeyeah]

@newflatter how can you insult your mom like that !

[newflatter]

@cena5lifeyeah

Riiiiiiiiiiiight.

[EliteTarget]

@ComatoseCoil You don't say?

[Waffleehh]

RIGHTEOUS BISON

[TheStann]

Looks more like the righteous bison, actually.

[THEVAULTDWELLERDF]

wheres hotdiddgeydemon?

[frmrssiawthl]

that looks more like a righteous bison

[MiGGoFin]

omgosh idiot poster omg omg noob its righteus biison not cow magnler omg what a noob omg

[coolmaster4ever]

@MiGGoFin calm down

[GGORRO]

That's more like pomson 6000

[MrRandomcrappystuff]

that isn't the cow mangler 5000!!!

thats the righteous bison!!

[AllTheDamnPancakes]

@MrRandomcrappystuff what a story mark

[Darkthorngamer]

THAT IS CLEARLY THE SANDMAN

[LagXFLCL]

Cow mangler's alt fire disables all buildings for a short period of time. I used it many times to get the intel in 2fort/disable wrangler sentries.

[AllTheDamnPancakes]

@LagXFLCL what a story mark

[LagXFLCL]

@AllTheDamnPancakes in which i failed at.

[kaboom0Gvids]

I don't know why homers scared. all the new zappy weapons are shit against engy buildings

[JSasRays]

cow mangler? fail. reminds me of the dead ringer

[gunnerman156]

Ritous bison

[NuggetSandwich]

it looks alot more like the natasha

[oiramldx]

THATS THE WINGER IDIOT

[yacanman11]

@oiramldx Way to be a dumbass

[oiramldx]

@yacanman11 That's the joke.

[MrFadify]

THAT'S THE BIGHTEOUS RISON DIOT

[zoeblo1]

hey crazer its righterous bison

[TheCrazer666]

THATS THE MANMELTER, IDIOT

[ShadyParakoopa]

Thats the gravity gun guys...SEE I DIDN'T MAKE A TF2 WEAPON THAT MAKES ME COOL RIGHT...oh fuck it >:

[MrShnoxdog]

THAT'S THE STOCK INVISI WATCH, IDIOT!

[TheWeegeeOfWin]

That's obviuosly an arrow to the-

Fuck it.

[Stickheadz32]

THAT'S THE POMISON 6000, IDIOT

[HaloLvl43Legit]

That's a Tomislav not a Cow Mangler you uncultured swine!

[tiggerjayeward]

its a fucking gun from a game, shut the fuck up

[ThatRandomGuy666]

Looks more like the Manmelter...

[Sqozza]

THAT'S THE MANMELTER, IDIOT.

[thegameguy1000]

That's the manmelter reskin

[tintinytdj]

Do another one with the pomson and the medic.

[EmceeProphIt]

My god people. Okay, look:

The joke is that the mangler is something that might actually concern the Engie.

If an engie is scared of a Righteous Bison, then that's one bad engie.

[rayane181297]

Cock Mangler 5000

Level 0 nerfed shit

-Fires a pointless angry painis lazor at the target [Red]

-Shots are useful only to burn your target [Red]

Why would you keep this crap ? [Description aka : Gray]

[rayane181297]

Gay Soldier -righteous bison- Homergineer

Homergineer has found : Pompson 6000

Homergineer : Woohoo

[edcellwarrior]

Could people shut up about the fact that it looks more like the righteous bison! We already heard it 100+ times. Do you think Urserer want to see this every time he goes to his youtube channel?

[Urserer]

@edcellwarrior Take me. Right here. On the floor.

[Russ4312]

@Urserer O__0

[Mysterious0Bob]

@Urserer You know you can change video titles, right? Just change it to 'Rightous Bison' and end this all now.

[MrStone125]

@Mysterious0Bob

No.

[123456789TheDoctor]

@Urserer Looks more like a red version of the manmelter now.

[anyone675]

@Urserer CAN I JOIN YOU TWO?

[ZeBlueSpy]

@Urserer I WILL JOIN

[witefire31]

@Urserer can i watch?

[LordScrambles]

@edcellwarrior Why doesn't he just change the title?

[edcellwarrior]

@LordScrambles Why should he?

[LordScrambles]

@edcellwarrior Because it would take less than a minute and he would be correcting an obvious mistake?

[edcellwarrior]

@LordScrambles How it it an "obvious mistake"?

[LordScrambles]

@edcellwarrior Because the Cow Mangler and the Bison look nothing alike, and it's obvious which one resembles the device in this video.

[edcellwarrior]

@LordScrambles Yes, but the cow mangler can deactivate buildings

[LordScrambles]

@edcellwarrior So?

[edcellwarrior]

@LordScrambles The soldier can deactivate the building, and then a team mate can easily destroy it, its like a rocket launcher that shoots sappers

[forgetfulmandude]

@edcellwarrior @urserer

atleast rename this vid the righteous bison lol

[Sprawkitz]

USE YOUR ZAPPY GUN!

[TudominotheGreat]

Thats the Cow Mangler's Alt-fire not the Bison

[Fefo762]

How do they have so many thumbies?

[CaltheSpy]

What's the episode name?

[22pivotdude]

zzzzaaaaaaaaaaaaaaappppppppppp­

[ArnaZ454]

-.- Epic BOT!

[YousufOuf2000]

thats the bison , know that gun names before making video , IDIOT

[Vuvenz]

@YousufOuf2000 -_-

[feathero3]

And just like in the game, the gun does nothing to hurt engie

[darmok1440]

it does less damage to buildings

[darmok1440]

I love the cow mangler 5000

[Lalicure]

Omg poor Engie.

Soldier, you shouldn't scare him like that! >:c

[KilIJoy9001]

why is engy afraid of the bison? it does less dmg to his buildings :|

[VagineerHuur]

Its 20% damage on buildings

[gravityvertigo13579]

Oh my God I laughed waaay too hard at this video, it's hilarious. Kudos to the one responsible.

[elronman]

minigun?



[Guillotine2084]

cow mangler sucks

[darmok1440]

@Guillotine2084 it aint the gun, its the person using it.  you just aint doin it right

[LamentOfInnocence1]

I would complain about it being the rightous bison, but the concept of this video is too great to complain, really.

[EdsonYamamoto]

rihhgnrtys boisoinon

[Filthma]

Rightous bison.

[jacplac97]

It was Rightous Bison. Not big suprise

[Lichwing]

-20% dmg to sentrys. and it has 5 shots, so it takes more time to do the same amount of dmg.

[dranzoid546]

It should be Righteous Bison not Cow Mangler!

[yorklam2314]

fork on9

[ThePooman101]

Rightous Bison.

[TheFlyingracoon22]

60.000th viewer. I don't give a fuck.

[Walrus2030]

Should've named it Righteous Bison.

And make Homer a pyro since pyros can't airblast Bison lasers.

Pfft, pyros don't even airblast..

[toastersstoast]

@Walrus2030 a knew a pyro once... i was standing in front of the medic screaming for medic while burning to death as he overhealed his heavy. He came out of the night and extinguished me. I lost track of him through an airblasted grenade, and never saw him again...

[CarmageddonHero]

@Walrus2030 i do.

[edcellwarrior]

That would be the righteous bison

[supertoasteroftoast]

should be the Cock Mongler 6900

[Spartan1430]

Press 6 for ZAP

[TheCasualCommenter]

I love it how after the BIIIIIIG uber update, the Engie gets nothing. Then like a week later the Soldier gets these cool, alien weapons.

0:07 WAS the expression on the Engineer's face :O

[nonparei]

SENTRY GOING DOWN AND UP AND DAMNIT GOTTA MOVE THAT GEAR THIS THING AINT ON AUTOPILOT DAMNIT GOTTA MOVE THAT GEAR HOLD-IT-SPAH DON''T TOUCH THAT SENTRY DAMMIT GOTTA MOVE THAT GEAR

[MrIAMNOTANOOB]

Nah, thats the Original.

[swootwapa]

LOL

[rsisnowruinedscape]

Don't be afraid, engie!

[DratiniBoy65]

Rename it Righteous Bison.

[syncrjr]

ZZZZZAAP

[LostIndividuality]

I can't believe how dumb you people are. That's the Frontier Justice.

[itzxx420l33tHALOxxzz]

You're all wrong, this is clearly more like the black box

[DemoneyesKyo013]

Man thats the direct hit not the cow mangler

[Urserer]

THATS THE RIGHTEOUS BISON, IDIOT

[Guardaviewe3]

@Urserer Can't you just change the video name? I mean, it's not hard.

[julebrusernam]

@Urserer And why should the Engineer be scared of the Righteous Bison? It doesn't disable buildings like the Cow Mangler does.

[RAVer2036]

@Urserer oi bro thats the righteous bison the fuk r u doin

[hazzmando]

it's righteous bison not cow mangler

[Xbalanque84]

Isn't that the Righteous Bison?

[SuperAwesomeTiago]

Like somene extablished before,the Cow Mangler disables buildings the reason Homer is the Engineer.Yes,it looks like the RB,but it's not.Stop caring about looks,people.

[Shoddragon]

dumbass that was the righteous bison.

[michaelangelo323]

Cow mangler in a nutshell

[MichaelChin1994]

Well, that's more like the Bison

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[Hamsteere]

Well, there goes all my buildings.

[AngryCombine]

ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZAP!

*gasp*

[ShroomMagus]

It's because the engineer should have gotten the bison, not the soldier.

[kenlaboss]

the engineer helmet over lapped the window XD

[kenlaboss]

thats not a cowmangler 5000 thats a bison

[Mitsywolfe]

the righteous bison (that gun) deals almost no damage to buildings so no offence but...

[DaddyPims]

This is absolutely fucking brilliant. I applaud you, sir.

[DUMBTVSHOWS]

NEEDS MOAR HATS!!!!!

[BourbunWolf101]

Lies that's the righteous bison!

[SuperMinorMiner]

NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE

[orkkilla5589]

*engineers always kick soldiers ass*

*soldier gets a weapon that works against engineers*

*all engineer players bitch and moan*

Problem?

[gonegang95]

@orkkilla5589 you forgot the part where the failed scout kids whine so hard valve nerfs it (i don't mean they add the negative effects so they're visible, i mean they make it so it actually is less effective, for instance the slower reload was added, and they doubled the damage reduction)

[ZimFan87690]

Faved liked subbed :D

[syncrjr]

I think the Engie found out the cow mangled could disable his sentries!

[Serckep]

Dude I missed a huge explosion with fire at the end

You just ruined my fucking night

This night I'm not gonna sleep happy, thank you for ruining my night-randomvideo-watch

[Urserer]

@Serckep FORGIVE ME! FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, PLEASE FORGIVE MEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrfffff­ghlhlfm

[Bloxy123]

@Serckep That would have been too obvious.

[andytheshark]

@Serckep OH NAO RIGHTEOUS BISON'D

[YourFriendsFromReach]

DAMMIT PONIES ARE EVERYWHERE

[MrBrassBalls]

This video isn't about the Soldier being a glutton when it comes to weapons. It's just a subtle jab at Soldier for being gay and collecting vintage toys.

[TheTrueChuster]

The Simpsons did it!

[timerider4]

Lol. Works so well.

[Shineypillz]

lol

[pwnlysauce]

Hahaha amazing

[LittleArmah]

Homer got scared because the projectiles cannot be deflected and they penetrate you slowly and painfully, even worse than bullets.

[SonicRules542]

the righteous bison in a nutshell...

[thinkulye]

Thats a righteous bison

[gamerguy2k8]

Someone needs to reverse this for the short circuit

[maggosh]

@gamerguy2k8 Have Homer as the Demo? XD

[Feedee0996]

TF2 Guns.-

[jake2beck]

Yeah I just watched this 5 times



[1dalmation1]

why is the engineer worried? it only does 18 - 20 damage to his sentires

[SirZelaroth]

@1dalmation1 It disables his sentry for 4 seconds leaving it vulnerable, if he is surrounded by enemies and his sentry is disabled... KA-BLOOEY.

[HASDXD]

xDD



[BWS777unlucky]

is dat righteous bison?Thats weird engi XD

[SWEGTA]

Sentry down!!

[yackemflamber]

Nice tags, "Sodlier"

[sebbeman100]

@yackemflamber lol my friend spelled "solider"

[LeetCrafter]

@yackemflamber I am more sodlier than that :) If you're British you know what I mean.

[EWJOEtv]

BizzzzzzzzzzZAPPPPPPPP

[LevelEwe]

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz­zzzzzzzzzap..

[NakenFeetAttack]

I lawl'd.

[DaSinkMan]

lol

[BlocklandAzelf]

I lol'd at the description

[Glitchthe3rd]

ZzzzzzZAP!

[VintageBalderdash]

@Glitchthe3rd GASP!

[sisisspore]

lol

[tudssquadbuisness]

Someone needs to make a gmod or SMF TF2 representation of the new upcoming movie "Cowboys and Aliens". I bet Valve knew something all along when they came out with the soldier's new weapons.

[SnowyHil]

righteous bison?

[blakeshmuck]

ughh I hate the new weapons :\

[SnowyHil]

@blakeshmuck wut r u talkingabout its OP previously before they nerf it, it was too powerful and people were abusing it.... wtf r u talking ABOUT MAN?! obviously the best soldier weapon out there

[blakeshmuck]

@SnowyHil for one, I never said that they were OP, and secondly, it's just stupid that we go from country theme and add futuristic space weapons...it just ruins the theme imo