Half-Life HEV Suit Voice

[PlanetaJuegosPC]

"Bad shit no one told me where is the mute button" -Gordon Freeman

[roxasfruit]

the korean and chinese HEV suit voices are the most.... robotic..

however the korean one is more.. feminine

[meccarian]

Most of those quotes weren't in the game.

[davidko7100]

@meccarian Which is pretty stupid because i would love them to be there :/

[97bosko]

justin bieber detected administering antidote. :D

[TheAngryHeavy]

noobs detected

[LETMEKILLonRoblox]

Warning

Rick Astley Detected

[thefredtube]

*Gordon watching* "Voice system deactivated" Oh really?Well wheres the fucking button?!

[luke4djojo]

there's a voice generator for that? :(

[salza13]

nanosuit 2 voice is cooler :D but that is too cool

[cobaltscarf]

user feels so good inside me

[avelione]

I like HEV suit voice so muuuuch :)

[Zetumalix]

9mm fully automatic weapon... with GRENADE LAUNCHER.

[toajames1]

the fuck.

[Pitbull98631]

I would wear that for haloween. XD

[Tertyu48]

Happy HL-ing time: :D

Unhappy HL-ing time: Ammunition depleted! D:<

[metroidfusion45]

lol

[brieman2]

Lol i like the major fracture detected lol i heardnthat constanley

[bum4862]

"If you did shut up before then any f****** headcrab at whole f****** Black Mesa wouldn't hear us! Learn from me in the sequel!"

Doc. Freeman to HEV suit after getting out of Office Complex

[SladeJT]

I don't remember this voice. Then again, I was under attack and spraying bullets.

[Residenteviladicted]

0:56 <- Wow...I always thought it said "Warning. Neurotoxin level detected." o.o

[dudeboc5]

I just noticed that the world view of the HEV suit doesn't even have gloves.

[kingleon250]

Gordon:You never shut the fuck up don't you HEV suit?

HEV suit: trolololololol

Gordon: FFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

[PivotAmateur1903]

"Hey where is this thing close button?"-Gordon Freeman

[Stolemyusename]

Why is some of these not showing in game, like when player pick up a weapon, it will say what weapon it is, but I don't have this

[PureMetalDrummer15]

Fart sequence initiated

[VladimirVLD]

Danger Deactivated...nice suit!

[EnglishPotman]

The suit talks more than Gordon, strange when you think about it.

[Spiritboymark]

THis is shit compared to Crysis's Nanosuit....

[gtasa2004]

@Spiritboymark This is taken from one of the greatest games ever. Much better than Crysis. Learn to appreciate gameplay instead of graphics, kid.

[Spiritboymark]

@gtasa2004 Greatest games??? hahaha.... I prefer Crysis's Nanosuit, than this armor.... You even haven't known the techonology of Nanosuit..... and I wasn't referring graphics... well infact HL's graphics still will look shit. Learn to play real games, than playing nintendo shit like Super Mario... hahahaha. xD

[gtasa2004]

@Spiritboymark >Implying that I play any Nintendo games.

[Spiritboymark]

@gtasa2004 What do i care? :p

[noob1138]

@Spiritboymark

:P

[DaMasterSarge]

@gtasa2004 Yea, The only flaw is graphics, otherwise its epic, i prefer gameplay and story, of course in 3 years will be like Eww Crysis Looks horrible.

[gtasa2004]

@DaMasterSarge Graphics is not a flaw.

[DaMasterSarge]

@gtasa2004 What I'm saying is if they revamp it, they can get more out of the gameplay by giving it more feeling.

Anyway i think Half-Life is fine how it is, I play it all the time how it is and have no problem with it.

Of course don't let a Minecraft fan boy judge graphics i guess.

[TheRealDutchOwner]

@DaMasterSarge, Wow, do you care about graphics? Then a NES is torture for you. *INSERT EVIL LAUGH*

[DaMasterSarge]

@TheRealDutchOwner I don't care about graphics more than story, and gameplay.

[TheMaccyT]

when does the armour get comprimised?

[HTPtheFirst]

Shit detected.

[idejRetsam]

I made my computer say this stuff.. drives everyone nuts

[Undekleatable]

Where can i find these sound files? Would be great if it was the HL2 sound files. Please

[FireBadFireBad]

is it bad that i quote 3:13 more than anything else?

[nanodrone93]

@FireBadFireBad i love morphine :)

[Kymetrix]

this sound is my start up sound for Wnidows 7 :D

[why0isnt0this0workin]

Gordon definitely had a very safe day.

[ProfesserLuigi]

"Man this thing does NOT shut up!"-Gordon Freeman

[RedSuit1]

@ProfesserLuigi

...-Gordon Freeman

*fixed

[REMIXPLPL0ZT]

@ProfesserLuigi "..." - Gordon Freeman

[Cacowninja]

@ProfesserLuigi You think that's annoying check out the Crysis suit from the Crysis series.

[sporister]

It's times like this where you wish Gordon was real. He could save Japan in notime!

[KylerWyler]

Think you could do one for Half Life 2? I like that suit's voice better for some reason. They just... sound somewhat different to me.

I think it would be cool to have an HEV suit voice on a GPS.

"Warning, left turn in 10 feet."

It would have to have the Valve logo music for activation like it did in HL2. THAT would be awesome.

[adeldex]

All these sounds were intended to be in game, so the player would not feel alone, and somehow bind to the suit. And at the end when gman says i leave your suit to you "i think you earn'd it" and the player should be very happy about that. But at the final cut Valve thought that the suit would be annoying at some point and cut out 70% of the sounds... It would be a better idea to leave the player decide which sounds would be on and which off. And leave some sounds that cant be turned off.

[Aetrion]

It's so lame that in HL2 the suit doesn't give its awesom speech about having a very safe day anymore when you put it on... 

[ashtonsoulfire]

sounds like an old witch you'd find in the mountains

[nosiriwonthaveapples]

@doleczki no not quite. its like the scientists

[nosiriwonthaveapples]

@doleczki not british..

[Hitman41165]

the HEV suit is GLaDoS' husband!!!!!

[KylerWyler]

@Hitman41165 That puts so many bad images in my head.

[Hitman41165]

in mine too!

[hsiewayn]

@masamune470 Yeah this HEV talks a lot for some reason.....

[CowboyYAKEDO]

@SiPlusPLKV personaly i think glados is ALOT scarier (she lies and tries to kill you)

[luckviewer777]

@SiPlusPLKV haha you are right

it was been 1 year

[4131025]

HEV suit voice in alone is so scary

[MattisSoderstorm]

kinda sounds like Gladous

[DaBearsOO54]

@MattisSoderstorm GLaDOS

[MattisSoderstorm]

@DaBearsOO54

damn spell check

[DaBearsOO54]

@MattisSoderstorm lol

[a0001521]

voice system deactivated

[Davidivov]

Welcome to the

[Ken2096]

I want to have the H.E.V Mark V Hazardous Environment Suit in half-life 2, i would look awesome and my crush would really love me in the suit

[sammo5000]

Most of these lines are from the Half-life 1 beta.

[TheDirectFire]

Now make a half life 2 that has everything it says and even the beeps it makes

[macic666dp]

"Danger deactivated."

Oh, thats ni-- *gets blown up by a grenade*

[xstretcherjockeyx]

every time I get my fire fighter gear on and go on air I play these sounds in my head

[TehhCake]

The time is now - time remaining.

[xweert111]

Im making a HEV suit for haloween, And im gonna make it say this stuff, its gonna be hard, i fall down the stairs it says

MORPHINE ADMINISTERED

then I say I didnt get hurt that hard!

[giwrgos664]

haha

[flamingace47]

i noticed the suit never says most of what this video says in any of the games

[BobDole2isback]

@flamingace47

I am guessing most of it is the Unused audio that is stored in the game files, like in TF2

[thefredtube]

I like it on Freemans Mind Episode 10.5 when it says:"BEEP BEEP BEEP Major fracture detected,internal bleeding detected,emergency user death imminet."

[JensLyn8]

Hearing "Emergency.. user.. death.. imminent" sent shivers down my spine. Damn.

[viliussmproductions]

it doesnt makes any sence cuz gordons hev acts same as with helmet THE HELMET SHOULD: show the stuff to gordon (hp energy... etc.) should make him see underwater, should protect his head from shots and mayebe even talk !

[BadAssThumbT0ad]

How come when I played half-life the suit NEVER said ANY of these things, just "morphine, anti-toxin, suit power, warning death iminate," theres a little more but stuff like "Adrenaline, possible bio-reading, warning: biohazard detected" mine NEVER said this stuff. Why?

[1MasterKirby]

@BadAssThumbT0ad yeah, mine never said "ammunition aquired" or "high velocity stealth crossbow aquired"

[Kinkoyaburi]

@BadAssThumbT0ad Yeah, I remember mine always said "power eighty-five percent" even if it wasn't 85. Also most common phrases were "major fracture detected", "morphine administered" and something about radiation level. The majority of the lines heard here weren't in the game. Anyway why does the suit treat major fractures with morphine? It just means you run around with broken bones and completely wasted.

[flamingace47]

i like to know how he got the files

[BWIENS789]

@flamingace47 You use a free program called GCFScape, to open the GCFiles in the game program files, the sounds are in the sound menu.

[Bodsim]

Some of these announcements I'd like to use in my project

[0nurialis0]

lol baby gordon this is the new sound for damage:

minor boo boo detected

seek mommy's attention

new diaper administrated

[MrDevilzman666]

where I can get one????:]

[jimichiller]

in soviet russia H.E.V wear you!

[jimichiller]

in the game it doesent say the ammunition !!

[dodgedart74]

@jimichiller uh yea it does,

"ammunition depleted"

[Dthorn912]

Question? are some of these fake? or is there a code that makes it so the HEV talks this much?

[Dthorn912]

Half Life 3 Bring in the HEV Mk 6 and have it so it talks this much.

[ctucks09]

I WANT ONE PLEASE :))))))))))))))))))

[WonkyTonkBotty]

HEV: Warning, user...emo! Automatic sleeping pills administered!

[symbiote24]

GlaDos vs HEV Mark IV - RATED R

[owner876]

How can you activate and deactivate the "Voice System"?

[owner876]

LOL it once told me that I'm going 2 die..... And I survived!!!!

IN YOUR FACE HEV!!!!!!

[Feedmadcat]

I wish they included this much talking when they actually published Half-Life. The HEV suit could have became a character. :3

[viliussmproductions]

have a very save day...

[pedrofm30]

kkkkkkkkkkkkkk good

[fR4gn0tiX]

HEV Suit rulz! :D

[scenthi]

Cool

[Andreskiller1]

Gordon is infront of alyx:

*Alyx huge gordon*

Hev suit:Erection detected penis out of control cuting penis.

Alyx:WHAT?!

*hev cut penis*

Gordon:FUCK YOU KLINER!

[Novacore]

Hearing "EMERGENCY! USER DEATH IMMINENT!" was scary enough. But "HEV CRITICAL FAILURE...FAILURE..." sounds like something even more dreadful.

[kleinbottle23]

This is why Gordon never says anything--he's used to his suit doing the talking.

[numberonegtafan]

I'm going to rename my counputer the Mark IV and have it say all this stuff.

[jewifeifei]

this is why i like mark lV better

[DanielL5583]

Sounds like Ellen McLain.

[TheVampyreCat]

That's an assload of audio for a suit from a videogame.

[fsxmaniac]

Warning, Beard needs trimming

[GhostLink92]

NEVAR!

[fsxmaniac]

Warning! Beard needs trimming

[onexero1]

who voices the hev suit?

[123halofreak]

never heard some of these

[woodpod]

"warning.. retard detected"

[CorvusKorax17]

i love how often the suit says FAILURE...lol gorden fails

[harrvestpeach]

faggots

[7525727]

"HEV critical failier,failier" ^^

[Blurns]

@7525727 "Failure"

[reiocom]

i want a hev suit...

[jimichiller]

@reiocom 10 million $ and its yours

[flamingace47]

@reiocom me too

[Naproxenum]

2:22 hell yeahhh!!1

[Mirinovic]

wow hev suit is like hospital wich you can wears

It so sad that creator don't use all hev audio

[anthonio98]

@DanielChristy19 or the voice behind Glad0s

[DarkMew1337]

I like the way how "she" cares about gordon while saying: "Emergency! User death imminent!" :3

[fuge805]

they all sound like they hurt

[luckviewer777]

WHAT IF THE HEV SUIT SAY THE FOLLOWING

"recycling urine into stomach"

"First aid protocols disengaged, morphine administered."

"This is a trial version of HEV suit 2.0. HEV suit system will be operative in 30 seconds. Would you like to register."

"the HEV trial version is expired, please buy a full version"

"I've never told you this before, and I'm not implying anything, but this is actually the female version HEV suit."

"Errection Error - automatic viagra emergency administered"

[chrysos98]

@luckviewer777

Last one I ROFLED AS HARD AS POSSIBLE BY A HUMAN BEING!!!

[av3nger3]

@luckviewer777

More like automatic VAGINA simulation activated!

[luckviewer777]

@av3nger3 its VIAGRA

[yksniset]

@luckviewer777 You made my day :-D

[airsoftbuddies50]

@luckviewer777 wow, even the femail HEV suit administers viagra?

[luckviewer777]

@airsoftbuddies50 this is for gordon only

[airsoftbuddies50]

@luckviewer777 ...ya but you said "ive never told you this ... but this is the female version" so if its the female version it wouldn't also administer viagra

[luckviewer777]

@airsoftbuddies50 ok why am i having this conversation to you

if you dont like it leave it

[airsoftbuddies50]

@luckviewer777 i was just commenting...i dont know why people get so tempermental on here

[Hitman41165]

@luckviewer777 then i would really need a hev suit!but 1 that would never get expired!

[luckviewer777]

WHAT IF THE HEV SUIT SAY THE FOLLOWING

"Warning - user erection imminent."

"Erection at maximum strength"

"For God's sake don't fart!!"

"administering Viagra"

[roxasfruit]

voice system deactivated... but the hev doesnt cover gordons head, apparently it makes his vocal cords stop

[ElChrisman99]

Maybe the suit doesnt reconize the helmets not attached and just goes with the commands but it wont do anything.

[halo3recon343]

3:18 is my favoirt

[TheDanishWoWFreak]

Uhh... Is it just me, or did the HEV Suit just say "Danger deactivated" at 1:07?

[123ilikecheese456]

wat dose lasterations mean

[Buzypeon]

Lacerations are wounds.

[BlueKewne]

a laceration is a cut, basically.

[killthedonkey540]

That would be thirteen thirty seven. Bellend.

[lykos619]

Oh, balls, I r dumb.

[skitterrusty]

then... BSOD

[Snoddas457]

thanks man! :D

[Deadness26]

shut up suit omg

[zetheraxza]

alot of the times, I dont ever hear all of these.

[WeretFilms]

To get these use GCFScape to access the cache files in steamapps and extract the HEV sound files from root/sound. It be more helpful if J0kerine had actually uploaded these.

[Nahiro059]

lasterations?

[3mustardMoNkEyS]

lasserations = deep cuts

[roxasfruit]

i was right, it DID have something to do woth muscle injuries or something like that

[notilhenger]

lol, you can hear her take a deep breath at 2:27

Favorites- Unidentified bio weapon

- Combat shotgun ammunition

- Laser guided Rocket launcher

[fugitivo2007]

u get this with HLV isnt it? exported to wav and converted into mp3 file maybe nice job, good for pc and mobile phone

[3mustardMoNkEyS]

where can I get the sounds?

i couldn't find it on google

[3mustardMoNkEyS]

and In mp3/wav/or some other Win Media player format, please.

[WestwoodGryphon]

The GCFs.

[3mustardMoNkEyS]

in MP3 form, I dont have the game.

[WestwoodGryphon]

Gyah.

[3mustardMoNkEyS]

nevermind, got my microphone

[giguyjoe2nd]

I'm trying to find a new voice for HEV Mark V