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  • you dont know cry. You dont know fear. you dont know ANYTHING. Perfect!

  • 19 people wish they could die.

  • 1:26 is a PORTAL HAXXX!

  • you guys continue testing

  • @Creeperman35 "or I'll MAKE YOU wish you could die"

    Here, fixd. :)

  • This is badass.

  • 3 ques.

    1 Can you get this video game without playing the first one

    2 can you play with other console controllers on the pc version

    3 can you be a more relaxed gamer to play?

    Thank you;D

  • @asianmuffin9

    1. Yes, you can I bought Portal 1 And it actually doesnt really seem to have anything to do with Portal 2.

    2. Yes you can, debending do you have drivers and does the controller work with the game, its proved that some controllers do work on Portal 2 on the PC.

    3 Umm, Cant really understand that question.

  • @ShitMonk3y Thanks!!! :) i just meant like an amature gamer that likes to play mario, vs black ops haha

  • @ShitMonk3y Actually, Portal 2 starts some time after Portal 1 ends, but the story goes on basically from where it stopped in the 1st part. ;)

  • 1:52 "LEEEEEEROY JENKINNNNNSSSSS!"

  • i think the portal game is for military pourposes later on the game(maybe there's going to be a war in portal 3)

  • @Ptotheextreme Well, the portal storyline is pretty much in or near the same timeline as Half-Life, and in half-life there IS a war going on, so perhaps portal 3 will have something to do with it... but I very much doubt it.

  • 1:04 Thats not a panel... thats a crusher. We sell those too.

  • 0:30 HAHA that's so cute how the orange robot is jogging on the spot. xD

  • Robromance.

  • the cake is a lie

    the cake is a lie

    the cake is a lie

    the cake is a lie

  • "you dont know fear... you dont know anything... you will be perfect!"

    is that a Johny English refference? (the film poster had a picture of johny English and the words "He knows no fear. He knows no danger. He knows nothing.")

  • are the robots guy and girl, guy and guy or it and it

  • I wish i could have the song to his video...

  • Am I the only one who "awwed" the part where they hugged? So friggin cute!

  • "Don't Disappoint me... Or I'll make you WISH you could die."

    EPIC! I Can't wait until April 18th

  • i hope im the blue one cuz the orange look retarded

  • @ghyut1 yes i agree a million percent

  • COMPANION CUBES, NOOOO!

  • friggin sucks for the writers. everyone expects them to do even better than last time.

  • @rkjpsn I'd say they lived up to expectations well, I was extremely impressed :)

  • there's gonna be an epic credit song for this to right?

  • NAME OF SONG PLZ

  • I lol'd at 1:13 :DDDD

  • that last statement.... im scared of glados now

  • this looks more epic than minecraft, black ops and modern warfare 2 combined.

  • The cake is a lie... yeah

  • "Or I'll make you wish you could die..."

    GlaDos is one SCARY MOTHER-

  • maybe they make a rainbow later with all those colours XD

  • the blue robot looked at the operational end of the device

  • I....CANT....WAIT!1!!!111!!!11­1!11!!!!11

    so now instead of blue and orange portals.... there's purple and red too? :D

  • @DarkMario1234 theres still orange and blue but the purple and red are so player 2 doesnt get confused about which portal is his

  • @DarkMario1234 its coop one player get Blue and Ice.

    The other get Red and orange

    SP only gets Orange and blue still

  • This is the work of real PC game makers. For me, there are just a few of them left: Valve Software, Id Software, and the Crysis guys. The others sold their souls for "fast food-like" shitty console to pc adapted boring shit games.

  • @s4m112211 I couldn't agree more.

    Add Blizzard to the list, too.

  • fuck yo' couch GlaDos

  • dont disopont me and ill give you pie

  • @jackleungfingerboard It better not be a lie buddie...

  • @tehredmage im just making fun of glados

  • Looks like it could potentially be a movie. Oh I pray that it doesn't.

  • Will there be two Weighted Companion Cubes? One for each of us? :|

  • I ..... JIZZED IN MY PANTS !

  • can't... WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­IT! I shall receive my cake and eat it too! :D

  • 16 people don't get cake

  • looks fucking awesome 

  • Idea: The co-op robots were crated to destroy Chell so they maybe a mini-boss in the singleplayer

    Thumbs up if you agree

  • Now there's jizz on my monitor...

  • I hope that last chamber will be in the game.

  • will this come out for xbox?

  • @AbsolutProdigy

    yope, all consoles will be able to play it, even the Mac.

  • @MaGn3zIuM sweetZ! i love teh mac!

  • jhlskjfhasfsdfjhsalfdkjhuearuw­rpa sorry i was wiping jizz off my keyboard.

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  • huhuhuhuhuhuh

    

  • SHIT

  • HOLY

  • i h8 the mean robot lady thing she killz every1 in every game , :( she can replace termantor and saw wit the test.

  • love the music

  • Why are my pants all sticky and wet?

  • @Albido100 lol that funny

  • WOWOWO EPIC

  • the mix of those multiple turrents saying "hello, hello" @ the end of the video is awesome!!

  • thumbs up if your glad glados is back :D

  • To solve that last chamber:

    put a portal on the wall to the right go thru launch another one under the first turret

    pick up another turret hack into tell it to shoot at the other turrets then throw it into the grinder to stop it walk thru the bottom then exclaim an internet meme use the radio to stop the antlions and tell them to destroy the combine, sending back the dropships to assasinate zombie lincoln and... Wait where was I ?

  • 1:45 COMPANION CUBE! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

  • @caskaziom those arent the companion cube! dur!

  • This looks like a cool game and all, but where is Half Life 3?!

  • LAMO

  • anyone know if i can get portal 1 through a torrent or do i have to buy it?

  • @MrSpicee You Have to buy it.

  • @GoldKnightProduction that sucks :/

    any idea how much it costs?

    and if it will run on windows 7 starter?

    thanks :)

  • @MrSpicee No idea.

  • @MrSpicee i got it for free download :P

  • @JackemFilms can you give me a link? :D

  • @MrSpicee it used to be free on steam few months ago

  • @MrSpicee yeah i got it and played it through a torrent and i fimshed it great game

  • 1:01 hey whats this 1:05 OH CRAP

  • that's simply, fuckin amazing....

  • 16 ppl pressed dislike cauze they disliked the video

  • Awesome, just bought and finished Portal 1, it was fucking great! Can't wait for this one.

  • @GreatYeazy you bought it?... its free dude...

  • @nameno1elsehas Not anymore, there's a free trial on steam, but the full game costs 15 euro

  • @GreatYeazy either way, I got it through torrents :D

  • @GreatYeazy It was free for one day (the day that it was released on mac) but now you have to pay for it again.

  • Im getting this after with my New Laptop, im saving it up to buy it on Steam :D

  • THIS IS EPIC

  • Looks aweeesoomee!! First thing I'm getting after I get a new PC...

  • 16 people clicked dislike because the button was red.

  • 16 people are uncomfortable with their current awesome-induced boners...

    Oh well, screw them!

  • The robots are a lie.

  • I think I'll call them Conan and Jimsy.

  • I dont wanna die ): i wanna stay in Aperture to do tests ALL DAY LONG~!:)

  • @lolhahahalala who wouldn't? you can get shot through a portal AND you get cake!

    ohh...wait... fuck!

  • Co-op gameplay, more puzzles, more Glados, and more obsession. Portal 2 is already my favorite game and it hasn't even come out yet. I think some would say it's the same with you...............But uh, is it good to have several orgasms within' a minute when your dude? Just curious... (>.>)

  • Im in love, I honestly CAN NOT wait for this game to come out.

  • aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaaaaaaaah i want this game now!

  • Multiplayer? I still wish to play as ''Aperture Science test object'' :/

  • omgomgomg i need to go beat portal again!

  • @Xguardian18 Omg they do

  • Did anybody notice that one robot fired a blue and cyan portal while the other fired a red and yellow portal?

  • i love portal but now is portal 2 OMG!!!!

  • The 16 people who disliked are blind and deaf

  • this made the word awsome stronger

  • @billy6540 once no one needs food and money and games cost nothing to make im sure it will be free

  • @billy6540 get a job!

  • @billy6540 umad

  • or I make you wish you could die

  • @billy6540 If you dont want to buy games than dont play it :p

  • @billy6540 Well, the developers need money. It's their job, you dumbass.

  • want game and music from that trailer

  • JIZZ JIZZ JIZZ. JIZZY JIZZY JIZZ JIZZ JIZZ

  • I'll make you wish you could die...

  • 15 people thought the cake was the truth

  • the last line sounds so evil

  • @homestar1994 Well that's GlaDOS...

  • add some voice actors to the robots, and this could be a movie

  • This game would make Einsteins brain blow up.

  • Epic.

  • holy shit?

  • Why is "their really purpose" at the manufacturing department? Are they gonna fight GLaDOS too or are we gonna see some humans?

  • hmmm, this massive boner wasn't here 2 minutes and 5 seconds ago...

    weird.

  • @TheGrinderno1 FTW!

  • @TheGrinderno1

    need any help with that? :)

  • This...... is..... AWESOME!!!!!

  • OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG I CANT FUCKING WAIT FOR THIS GAME THIS LOOKS SO FUCKINGGGGGGG AWESOMEEEE :D :D :D

  • who else thinks Portal should be a movie?

  • Looks pretty funny ^^

  • I got some massive goose bumps

  • Fucking Awesome

  • now we're talking about serious gaming..... xD

    btw, quakes Orb much? ^^

  • I just came... Again... And again.,. And again... Oh an wait... Yea again.

  • I'm fairly certain that I just had multiple orgasms simultaneously.

  • OMFG x a billion viewers

  • The last part is like takeing shit on someones face.

  • Oh buy gawd i cant wait

  • To ejaculate or not to ejaculate... That is the question.....

  • @MarkQuintanar not coz i think this game is gunna be hard as fuck just looks it but looks amazin man its on my want list 4 sure

  • @MarkQuintanar Ejaculate, obviously. ;)

  • OMGF! THIS IS GoING TO BE SICKKK!!!

  • As amazing as a triple rainbow.

  • OMFGBBQ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • wait is this a download? can i get portal 1?

  • i swear i wulda s*** myself if i saw tht true purpose thing...

  • @Treesruletheworld13 stop shitting yourself .... no you can buy portal 1 now,,,, its on steam

  • @gr1mreeper lol sorry lets just say diarrhea and be done with it. WAIT!!! this is a pc game??????

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  • is this hinting a co-op mode?

  • @x1337H4X0Rx HURR DURR NO SHIT

  • what the fuck i killed that bitch glados and shes back?

  • @GamerBroGarrett 2 words Still Alive

  • Glados is fucking scary

  • BEST ROBOTS EVAR?

  • Wow looks amazing. I wanna play number 1 now

  • brb i need to change pants

  • -"I'll make you wish you could die."

  • i cant fucking wait. haha

  • haha "hmm wonder wat happens if i press this.." *BOOOM*...*respawn*

  • Holy fuck this is going to be hard.

  • I think there's something dripping on my screen. I think it's pure awesomeness rainbow dust.

  • :D awsome

  • "you don't know anything" lol

  • Ah, Co-op. Anyone else think: Deep Story?

  • 13 people missed the like button while they were jacking off to this

  • just when you think that portal one was tough.

  • Someone needs to make a "Continue testing" remix