Xemnas : Warriors of the keyblade......No Everyone : NO! Xemnas : Bring me your - Mickey - We dont hate - Sora : Just give it a re- Xemnas - We were turned away by both light and - (Chuck Norris joins) Chuck Norris : Hi :D Everyone : Still talking. Chuck norris : sdfu.............. Everyone : Hey gang on the ugly beard guy! :D Chuck Norris : OH NOW UR DEAD! (Coughs from his cold) (The map dissappears) Chuc Norris : O.O Shhhwwwwweeeeeet!
I shall try to translate the first cutscene because it's hilarious when you do. Ohh.. my kingdom hearts, ruined. Warriors of the keyblade, now NO! Denizens of light, bring me more hearts. Aww, we don't hate it. Why? It's just kind of... Darkness. ...Scary. Sorta makes you wonder wh- It's because of who's lurking inside.. Another question. You can't have one without the other. You accept darkness... 'Cause darkness is half of everything. Yet choose to live in the light.
Xemnas: Hear me, Kingdom Hearts! Ow, it seems that we must begin a new mark on my words! I'll give to you as many, you can no more eat kings (?) without me, and I without you and your power!
Wow... This was the funniest thing ever! What did you do? lol... "And remember kids, don't do drugs," lol. This honestly made me think that all you needed was the wavy lines... I think I'm going to watch this again, lol. this is just too much, Lawl.
Sort of reminds me of Star Fox 64.
EkwalkBay 23 hours ago
Most amazing fight ever
umbreonandespeon 1 month ago
Xemnas: oh my kingdom hearts ruined warriors of the keyblade, now
All: NO!
Xemnas: fmdkfdkgdjfjdlgjdskjg bring me more hearts
mickey: aww we dont hate
Xemnas:why?
All:mfdsfkdlsngfklsngklngknjNGjgnjng
Xemnas: why is it thatgghdzhhh
riku: thats simple ita cuz u mess up our worlds
xemnas:teeter on the edge of weller
LOLZZZ wat
zombosobub 1 month ago
That was a major debate..
Between sora and xemnas.
SoundsMadness 1 month ago
LOL xemnas broke the game, Now i know why sora and the others told him to stop xD
xSavagedBeastx 1 month ago
Man I subscribe this and why I keep watching it over and over and I keep laughing
Yvorie52 3 months ago
Now this is real speed fight hahaha!
xMasterTerrax 3 months ago
Sora's feet are all like PITTER PATTER PITTER PATTER!
sonicfan420 3 months ago
LMFAO!!!!!! it's like in movies where the character goes insane and hears dozens of voices at once!... i like it LOL
Xegoreg715 3 months ago
Xemnas: ohh... my kingdom hearts ... ruined. Warriors of the keyblade, now.
All three: NO!
Xemnas: dshadkjahsddsahddahkdjshakdhsakjdhaskjdhas
Mickey: aw, we don't hate it
Xemnas: WHY?!?!?!?!
MarioMario9000100 4 months ago 4
They're all arguing. xD
CheesyGranola 5 months ago 3
xemnas: that fool ansem said the hearts true nature was beyond understanding...
kingdom hearts: right, shut up, let me get this straight
KittyKingCool 6 months ago
MICKEY SHUT UP XEMNAS IS TALKING
MrPlatypus17 7 months ago 10
lol i used to have so much fun with this code :) also the giant magic
both where my favorite :)
turbobladez 8 months ago
Xemnas: RIKU! MICKEY! I'M TALKING HERE! Shut the fuck up for a sec...
kanopopo 8 months ago
LOL
SORA, MICKEY, AND RIKU:
"NO!"
TheSiIentXelxas 8 months ago
This sounds more like a memory if you dont look and just listen
kirby5837 8 months ago
I smell flame wars
TheKnight190 8 months ago
Quick! Someone call a priest!
THEY'RE SPEAKING IN TONGUES!XD
smashbrolink 9 months ago 2
wow the intro of the battle went well with the fast music
keyblademasterx73 9 months ago
This is the kind of gameplay I wish I could have in a sword-clashing type game.
MultiAkatsuki10 9 months ago
@MultiAkatsuki10 o.o its in gamestop o.o u could buy it
aznboikoolz 9 months ago
@aznboikoolz I meant in any Sword-Clashing Type game,not this one. :/
MultiAkatsuki10 8 months ago
lol if u put on the captions it is HI-LARIOUIS
AxPOTATOxWITHxCHEESE 10 months ago
you just hear Riku and Xemnas fighting then Sora trying to be noticed going "YOUR A NOBODY YOU DONT GET SAD ABOUT ANYTHINGGGG""
NvMeLiAmM 10 months ago
3:08 me and me me and i without you LOL
wiiv9 10 months ago
LAWL 0:46
To teeter on the edge of weller...
WTF? XD
regiroiseel 10 months ago
When sora moves its like hes that chipmunk in that one movie that drank the soda
TheRoka370 11 months ago
I think Xemnas broke the game at 3:36.
YoshiEgg64 11 months ago
I wish I could run up the stairs that fast at school so I wouldn't be tardy all the time.. I'm a slow-poke. xD
LovetheUK07 11 months ago
1:50 that probably is the speed sora does fight at lol
mickomoo 1 year ago
0:46
Xemnas: "Tea on the edge of Weller"
._.?.
Xendarbletz 1 year ago
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Xendarbletz 1 year ago
Black streak, speed by, Sora the Keyblader!
UltimasIsland 1 year ago
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lol they having a really heated argument
KingdomHeartsRules98 1 year ago
lol they having a really heated arument
KingdomHeartsRules98 1 year ago
lol argument
KingdomHeartsRules98 1 year ago
StinkyAzn415 1 year ago
lend me your
xemnas!
axelrox25 1 year ago
0:27 xemnas is arguing with himself lol
axelrox25 1 year ago
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Nerdybeanerstraw 1 year ago
3:28, Is that where the game froze?
DragoSonicMile 1 year ago
"That fool Ansem said that the Heart's true nature was beyond his understanding..." *freeze*
Same can be said for Xemnas if he can freeze things like that!
PantaroParatroopa 1 year ago
0:47
Sora doesn't like listening to multiple people talk.
98yoshi98 1 year ago
Lol. One big family arguement.
lolziareanasiandude 1 year ago
Xemnas: bélaosidjfjskghsaklfdghdglds
Sora, Mickey, Riku: jsjsakhdksdhjkfsds
Kingdom Hearts: o_o
hamo789 1 year ago
look at riku run ha
bigstarboomer3000 1 year ago
sora: get ba- it's o-
Dharkification 1 year ago
Turn on the automated captions
0:49
Xemnas: "you know my only son joey as i had a nice and i think"
XD
KeybadeBlox 1 year ago 2
WTNW theme huge argument theme end lol
SeaSaltSora 1 year ago
well its better than sims 2
SeaSaltSora 1 year ago
xemnas : hear me kingdom hearts... glksahjiahwejkhfcaklwjlbjaliwvkjgvawdbsdlahiwfnalnlbuaw
kingdom hearts : O____________O
Kpsla 1 year ago 40
Xemnas: That fool Ansem said the heart's true nature was beyond his understanding!
*Universe BSODs*
AkaiAzul 1 year ago
did everyone decide to do crack?! O_O?
nukedude51 1 year ago
Xemnas: Kingdom Hearts... ghwefigbtgregbjhebgtjbejhrb (weird speech)
Kingdom Hearts: Wait, slow the frick down, I'm the heart of everything and I can't understand anything you're saying!
Everyone: 0___0
zingodoom 1 year ago 5
when sora said "just give it a rest" everyone shut up lol
darkriku144 1 year ago
@darkriku144 i know, how freaking convenient
Randomizer903 1 year ago
SHUT UP
theturtwig66 1 year ago
EVERYONE IS HIGH 0_____0
foxatheart111 1 year ago
XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD LOL LOL LOL
theturtwig66 1 year ago
the cutscene makes me remember what its like in class
rikoxasora 1 year ago
Lol i like how at 0:38 mickey starts talking into xemnas' question
4kookiekones 1 year ago
Xemnas: *chanting to kingdom hearts*
Micky: Xemnas no!
Sora: Xemnas dont!
Xemnas: *continues chanting*
Donald: you'll never win
Xemnas: *still chanting*
*heart lights up*
maplermantiger 1 year ago
riku: thats simple!
xemnas:why is it?
riku: because u mess up our words!
sora: give it arrest. u dont even exist!
jawawallace 1 year ago
think sora can outrun usain bolt?
alanb9 1 year ago
A giant debate about darkness and sorrow?
qorkbro 1 year ago
tell me....did the game in the end Froze? =P
XDD
GenioAres 1 year ago
Hahaha there arguing
christhenix 1 year ago
the first 13 seconds it was like sora was high XD
WackyThomas 1 year ago
LOL huge argument and no one's really listening to eachother.
DUDE THIS IS FUNNY!
TwixersTwingersnap 1 year ago
Beginning of the fight, the song, really mathced up
madapocket 1 year ago
Looks like everyone took seroids.
MGS1fan1234 1 year ago
Sounds like they're arguing . xD
FerretDude15 1 year ago
KylerWyler 1 year ago
That's simple.
So why is it?
*incomprehensible arguing*
I cannot feel sorrow.
*awkward silence*
Guys?
KylerWyler 1 year ago
I CANT BELIEVE THAT YOU NAILED THE FINISHED BUTTON AT THE VERY BEGINNING!!!!!!!!!!
paperboard1 1 year ago
i just shit a brick XD
stickman875 1 year ago
0:50 - 0:55 lol they sound like they're arguing!!!
Orchestrafanboy19 1 year ago
no one can say a sentence without being intermitted :D
PeteThePlayer 1 year ago
Holy dog,
Xemnas begins epic chanting, while the others trying to stop him.
and that spell makes Kingdom Hearts FREEEZE
nongkong03 1 year ago 4
ONE PERSON TALK AT A TIME
GEEZ!
TheBob4356 1 year ago
Xemnas: You accept darkness--
Mickey: cause darkness is half of everything!
Xemnas: yet you chose to live in the light
Riku: thats simple because you mess up our words!
O_o what the fuck?
pixstick 1 year ago
everyone! quit bickering! ur making kairi pmsing
megadiabrous 1 year ago
mickey almost swore at 0:28
FinalReality19 1 year ago
lol so funny, they came talking over each other :D
woohbasketball 1 year ago
wtf how do u know wat to do?
ShADowCloUDXstRIFe 2 years ago
lol that was so funny! XD
I was lmao at the beggining and end XD
ryno091542 2 years ago
I laughed so hard at this.
Mickey: It sorta makes you wonder
Riku: It's because of who's lurking inside
Riku: "Sora, answer me!"
Mickey: "You okay?!"
Sora: "Where's Xemnas?"
Donald: "WHAT?!"
Xemnas: "HEAR ME, KINGDOM HEARTS! RIUFHRUIGHUIGUHGURHGUGRFUEDGEYGTEFGHJE"
"Xemnas, don't!"
*Freeze death*
NeekAndGeek 2 years ago 2
In the beginning I feel like I'm watching an episode of Family Matters with the kingdom hearts cast.
glassesfreak 2 years ago
I heard.
"I don;t have hat"
SHOCKWAVE101 2 years ago
o_0
kerospeed623 2 years ago
Mickey: We Dont hate it
Xemnas: WHY?
windblade7 2 years ago 15
@windblade7 aw, we don't hate it
Xemnas: WHY???
TheSiIentXelxas 8 months ago
Riku:Thats simple
Xemnes: So?
Xemnes:Cuz u cheated on me-
Riku:Cuz u messed up are worlds. XD
Darklancy 2 years ago
at the end of the video, Mansex freezed the game
shroomxk 2 years ago 3
0:37
"Then allow me another question"
"You can't have one without the other"
Zabuza123456789 2 years ago 3
And right after that...
"Accept darkness..."
"...'cause darkness is half of everything!"
XDDDD
Nikanaiko 2 years ago
In the end, they couldn't stop Xemnas from the Big Freeze. :(
Raltzer 2 years ago
OH NOES!!! KINGDOM HEARTS IS ON CRACK!!!!
Sora: Why is everyone talking over one another? O_O''
redwolfhearts 2 years ago
your messing up our words 0:47
newcomer101101 2 years ago
i LMAO
(laughed my ass off)
to fast lol
SuperVegeta123456 2 years ago
at the end everyones like "Xemnas dont!" like they knew that he was planning to freeze the game
Lucario1423 2 years ago
at the end
OOPS, i broke kingdom hearts......and i dont mean just the game either
Paytonzane 2 years ago
OMG
aporoid 2 years ago
Micky:We dont hate it
Xemnas:Why 8D
kyuubikid96 2 years ago 6
this is what happens if the kingdom hearts crew went on a debate about light and darkness
caitcat777 2 years ago 4
aaaaaaaahhhh VOICES KEEP GOING!!!!!!!!!!!
bluukirbymaster 2 years ago
this is a lot like what happens when i enter "host_timescale 10.0" on half life 2 (the klieners lab 1st scene)
but only this isnt as fast
roxasfruit 2 years ago 2
Xemnas: Warriors of the Keyblade! No...
Everyone: NO!
What the hell? XDD
TwilightZero09 2 years ago 3
LOL at 0:30
Mickey: Huh, we don't hate it...
Xemnas: Why?
Niobesnuppa 2 years ago
wow
What The $^@#
thats just wierd
Me: HEY WHERE DID MY COFFE GO
imRoxas13 2 years ago 2
They're interrupting eachother, how rude...
DeusXMachina2 2 years ago 21
lol xemnas is echoing like a ghost =O lolz
mohan123555hi 2 years ago
LOL at the start with everyone running around at super speed!
Aww, poor Xemnas! The others keep interrupting him. =[
SonikkuShadow 2 years ago
Sora the Hedgehog.
Also, It's that cutscene with them talking sounded like some press confrence.
Buizeru421 2 years ago 7
And also...
Xemnas: I cannot feel...sorrow.
*angelic music and shiny lights*
I find that hilarious :)
kenzgurl11 2 years ago 6
Aw, poor Mickey. Just talking to himself while everybody else argues...
kenzgurl11 2 years ago
Sounds like one huge argument.
Oh wait..
AelitoKH2Vivi 2 years ago 45
sora: damn it mickey, didn't i tell you not to leave your crack in kingdom hearts!!
darkdragon581 2 years ago
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lol funny stuff
Sunquan91 2 years ago
Ha, this is the actual speed of that fight. It's just slowed down in the game for our viewing pleasure. >.>
ROFL @ Freezing
Watching Sora run, I believe Sora thinks he's Sonic the Hedgehog.
MarineMechX2 2 years ago 5
This is what you'd actually want to see in a dbz fight. Teleporting everywhere...hitting fast as hell...awesomeness in a game! lol
deedeedur 2 years ago 4
Xemnas: Warriors of the keyblade... No.
Everyone: NO!
Xemnas: Bring me your hearts.
Mick: Oh, we don't hate it.
Xemnas:Why?
Mick: It's just kind of-
Xemnas:Darkness.
lol 5/5!
JClubNumberOne 2 years ago 44
ROFL all that overlaping is so funny. aahh xemnas how r u the leader when u have so many parodys...(sorta wierd)
dradone5 2 years ago
No one listens to Xemnas XD
DeathDragon4000 2 years ago 6
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no one just ever lisent to evry one that vast and I sure don't lisent to xemmy cas he is ugly and he is stuppit >:3
fightingpromiss 2 years ago
I really beg to differ, considerin' all of the XemSaix fanart out there
Also, that sounds like a fangirlish reason to dislike a character.
kaihedgie 2 years ago
KH on Crack!!!
hdkingdomriku 2 years ago
Wow, an already fast glide at high speeds... Simply epic.
zexionfan15 2 years ago
AHHH to much overlapingO.o
chainofazns 2 years ago
ha lol ! :D
pineapplechocobo 2 years ago
you have a really good reaction time if you could get the finish reaction command going that fastXD
Vexen18 2 years ago
LOL, did Xemnas say "You can no more be cokain without her need" at 3:07? xD
Niobesnuppa 2 years ago 4
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Niobesnuppa 2 years ago
hahahhahahahaahhha n this is the funniest kh video i'd ever seen
kimwoles9 2 years ago
the best way to make a Kingdom Hearts Abridged Series: just speed up everything xD
myspacceer 2 years ago
lmao, Mickey's just talking to himself
iluvmattjeffhardy 2 years ago 2
did xemnas say cigar at 3:19
NARUTOSUPERKUBII 2 years ago 4
sounded like "My cigar by envy"
iluvmattjeffhardy 2 years ago 2
did someone say "Shoot" at 2:10?
iluvmattjeffhardy 2 years ago 2
It's Xemnas saying, "Come closer..."
StarryKitty94 2 years ago
god my ribs hurt! I think they're cracking, even though i'm only chuckling!
iluvmattjeffhardy 2 years ago
"Warriors of the Keyblade, now!"
"NO!"
TheNufaDude 2 years ago 5
lol
joliou 2 years ago
All speak over Mickey :D
darkgokussj 2 years ago 5
"aw we dont hate it" "why?" "it's just kind of DARKNESS! scary."
nucularwastelandsss 2 years ago 3
Xemnas: Hear me, Kingdom Hearts! Ow, it seems that we must begin a new mark on my words! I'll give to you as many, you can no more eat kings (?) without me, and I without you and your power!
Mickey: XEMNAS, NO!
nobody8D2 2 years ago 4
Xemnas: Warriors of the Keyblade! Now!
Keyblade Masters: NO!
Blackdrake1 2 years ago 2
Looks like someone had a little too much coffee before this battle :O
gothwood9 2 years ago
BTW, doesn't Goofy look like hes laughing during the speech?
gothwood9 2 years ago
he was putting a curse on them at the end and they tried to stop him from destroying humanity
doomkad 2 years ago
i think he said bring me more cancer 0:27
SoraFromKh2 2 years ago 3
lol sora decides to end the arguement at 0:48
SSBBLegend13 2 years ago 2
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SSBBLegend13 2 years ago
0:26 Xemnas: The cannons! Bring me more of them!
PlasticSwordz 2 years ago 4
0:46
I swore i heard "because you mess up our words" lol
Antilurker77 2 years ago
it sounds like their having an arguementXD
sparkswordkirby 2 years ago 4
lol :)
GenesisH8 2 years ago
lol!
lexana1989 2 years ago
lol. 0:28
Mickey:"We don't hate it."
Xemnas:"Why?"
YumRelish 2 years ago 6
Xemnas Sora, Riku and Mickey want to speak too :D
darkgokussj 2 years ago
U Broke the Game OHZ NOEZ
Mysticpez 2 years ago
Someone took a dose of speed.
Gamerkid2112 2 years ago
there having a big argument
lopez3486 2 years ago
Epic game-breaking manuver!
Blazikenpwnsyou 2 years ago 3
That was insane xDD
Keytotruth 2 years ago
Wow, amazing at the end....
Xemnas is like having a pray XD
l0n3kn3t 2 years ago
Wow... This was the funniest thing ever! What did you do? lol... "And remember kids, don't do drugs," lol. This honestly made me think that all you needed was the wavy lines... I think I'm going to watch this again, lol. this is just too much, Lawl.
dunespeak 2 years ago
lol, best. arguement. EVER.
XD
kairiwilson1 3 years ago 4
They're all f***** Xemnas' speech.
BonkuriTokio112 3 years ago
lol i like the beginning.
it was like...
Mickey: Aw we don't hate it...
Xemnas: Why?
SammyWolfz 3 years ago 2
lmao and wow it really did sound like an argument. a somewhat messed up argument i guess but whatever! xD
SuperDuperKeyblade 3 years ago
the ending was actually cool with xemnas saying all of those things at once.
DeathRebirthSenshi 3 years ago
You're right. that sounds awsm!
dinc9494 3 years ago