"Smiting the shit out of people" awesome, simply awesome. That was the funniest way to put that. I prolly heard that line before, but I still laughed my butt off. (It took me 3 mins to put my butt back on to post this. fyi)
This guy God is a fan of the grammatical fragments! Hence the sentences that begin with 'And'. I'm not trusting that god when I would have had my knuckles cracked in English class at school!
it's 5 in the morning and I haven't slept yet, but I can't stop watching your videos. They're thought provoking, funny, and presented in an interesting way. Keep up the awesome work. :) From a fellow Seattlite!
"and" is due to the fact that it was written by ignorant and near illiterate nomads i think. the israelites/jews are the only ones god considered his children.
A fairly good sci-fi could be made out of the bible where we, his creation, reach a point where he cannot control us. A fight between inborn power and knowledge. Just like the fear some have of robots becoming too advanced, so should the god in the S.F. fear us becoming more powerful through science, understanding the laws he made, thus being able to alter them to our advantage. Science Fiction seems the only form science and religion can coexist in somewhat harmony.
It's fear of hell that drove all of these poor people crazy. Whoever came up with the idea of hell and spread it as if it were true is arguably the most evil man whoever lived.
@whimsicaljoss the original guy who said stuff on which the concept is based in christianity is jesus, who cast the sinners of Jerusalem into the lack of fire outside the city.
@whimsicaljoss edit - though he never explicitly said there was a hell the concept of hell that we have now came a lot later and was invented by the church to boost numbers through fear and help the monarch at the time keep control
Geerup gets bitch-slapped again. I've always wondered about fundie religiotards who think that they are going to heaven when they die.
Wouldn't the greatest gift I could give them be a quick and painless death? I mean my whole point would be to get them to heaven as quickly as possible. Why do they bother continuing living if they think they will be infinitely rewarded upon death?
"A God could be wrong..." Not if they actually were a God; being the ultimate authority within their sphere of influence is kinda the definition of God. Would you argue war strategy with Ares or medicine with Asclepius? So Yahweh God of Everything can assert "Its true because I say so." But all Gods are imaginary; the Greeks actually had more "evidence" for their gods, since they didn't KNOW any better; we do, thousands of years have passed, we KNOW things now, we don't have to make things up.
I d'know...is that REALLY what makes a god a god? One would imagine that a god would have magical powers and immortality, sure, and probably a creative influence on the universe, but that doesn't mean they're perfect, not even in their area of expertise.
If Yahweh was perfect, why was the Flood necessary? Why Sodom and Gomorrah? Seems to me that the god of everything fucks up A LOT.
So, I'd say that a god COULD be wrong, or a liar, or a braggart...or evil...or fake...
No one argued with Zeus when it came to thunderbolts, but he was criticised in other areas. Yahweh, on the other hand, claims to be the divine boss of everything. If that were true, then his mere assertion would make something so. Main point, on which I'm sure we both agree, is that all gods are imaginary, just quick answers to questions science hadn't yet answered.
@BionicDance: Two different ways that one could swing; the obvious one, God being BS therefore anything he's alleged to have said is also BS... Alternatively, Yahweh evolved from El-Shaddai, a mountain God. If we take that line, then the assertion to be the one and only God going is just... megalomania? Delusions of grandeur? Psychosis? A massive divine tantrum? All of the above?
As an atheist, I think I would truly have more respect for God. A REAL God that is. Definitely not the loser in the Bible. Best course of action should anyone encounter him is to ignore him and he'll go away. He's the cosmic chump! LOL
when I ask Christians the question you asked mr. crazy christian (what i call geerup) at 6:30, I get a variety of answers, but the one I LOL'd at the most was the Dead Sea Scrolls.
The thing is, you could read the whole bible and still have the opinion that god is a psychopath, or think that god is a really swell guy, it all depends how you take it. Geerup's subjective take on it could be wrong, and he can't prove it isn't.
I really loved you putting Geerup in his place in this video! This will be my favorite!
What's really disturbing about people like Geerup, who jump 2 defend this kind of Cosmic tyrant, is that he's showing us just how much of his humanity is lost in submitting to this monster! He is as immoral as his ficticious god! That's the saddest part.
These ELOHIM gods were a product of ancient man. The bible is a testament to their barbarity, slavery, and misogyny!!
Good luck with that discussion. I do not like those videos as well. I hate dealing with people that are so protected from reality that they are immune to any attempts to introducing new information to them.
1. 'and' is frequently used in biblical translations to model or represent the use of particle in Hebrew and Greek, which is quite different from English usage..
2. The Greek Philosopher Porphyry already suggested that the Christian god was really the chief demon trying to pass himself off as god.
Also, Sumerian Nammu. She was primordial chaos. What's wrong with that? Before Plank time, beyond the event horizon, what have we got? Don't know. Laws of physics no longer apply. Chaos. I reckon that's just divine! So, as a devout agnostic, I'm only an atheist in regard to SOME gods. Others are pretty well coherent imho. (So I sometimes answer to the name "Pagan Fundamentalist")
And I can declare that the Golden Delicious in my fridge is Mundangaha, the Apple God or Wimbalia...doesn't mean it's so.
The sun is a mass of incandescent gas, a gigantic nuclear furnace; those native were WRONG to give it a personal name, ascribe to it personality traits. Primordial chaos is primordial chaos.
It's like those people who say "God is love!". Noooo...LOVE is love; don't go attaching extra baggage to it without justification!
Regarding Nu and Nammu as primordial chaos: anthropomorphism is not necessarily a sin against truth. It's sometimes just a literary device. One needn't be a practicing pantheist to speak of "mother nature", and Einstein, who is on record as disavowing a belief in a personal god, spoke of god not "playing dice."
Hey, some gods DO exist. For example, Aten, the god of the "heretic" pharaoh Ankhenaten (a.k.a. Amenhotep IV.) Aten was the SUN, (no anthropomorphism involved,) giver of life and all power to the earth. Well, duh, yeah, that's exactly what the sun is. Well worthy of worship, (although not answerable to prayers.)
Why do christians get so hung up on god sacrificing his 'only begotten son'?
He's GOD! It's not as if he had Jesus in his teens and now he's fucking impotent. He can make a trillion sons, all at once, all out of thin air, so tell me, what the fuck is so difficult about sacrificing Jesus? Infact, since Jesus than got to become ruler of heaven or whatever the fuck, alongside, but also as a part of God (?!?!), it's not even a fucking sacrifice.
I love it, how railing against taking things out of context and how only the whole context is good enough, he hones in on John 3:16. I know you already pointed it out, but I thought that was an even worse example of his hypocrisy.
Gearup is using the Gearup version of the bible which says love and fuzzy puppies to those that agree with me gearup1:1 and those who don't agree go to the bad place with the pokers and creepy crawly stuff. gearup1:2
It might be less painful for ol' Geerup if you just went ahead and used a baseball bat.
The "belief" in the sacrifice seems very transparent to me: "Be one of us". They're like the fucking Borg (oops, sorry, you're Star Wars). They're like storm troopers: all alike.
If I drowned, but someone saved me while I was unconscious, and left me on the beach, it doesn't matter if I believed that someone saved me or not.
I recently got blocked from Geerups channel for posting the amount of people his "God" kills in the bible. That number is more than 34,712,320. I guess he didn't like that very much. IDK, what do you think? Doesn't "Satan" killing 10 seem odd to anyone else? He is supposed to be the bad guy. Just doesn't make sense to me.
About the "ands": Well it is Jacobian era English and the grammar was a bit different in those times.
On this nonsense about cherry picking and context: Don't these people realize that the Bible is an anthology of books written by many different authors in different time periods with different motivations and agendas? "Bilble" comes from the world biblia which mean books (that in plural). If you wanted a complete context of judaic and christian litterature, you need to include everything
that didn't make it in the bible. All the judaic apocalypses and apocrypha and all those christain gospels and epistles that were left out of the bible such as the gospels of Thomas, Mary and Judas, and even then what about all those books that are lost to history?
What a lamer... I'm amazed at how much useless attention people give him. Deep inside myself I know he's not real, you can't be that clueless, you have to be pretending. He's a troll.
What I find interesting here is that Geerup not only misunderstands science, which is ok, since he's not a scientist...but he also misunderstands the bible.
Christians, leave me the fuck alone, I don't wanna argue just because I am here. Just because I made a comment to this video. I don't deal with Religion on my channel so get over it. Love this vid!
Just how is the opening passage supposed to contradict what Thunderf00t read? Because it's a message to children? Seems more like his god is all about scaring kids.
People like Geerup want to have their cake and eat it too; they want to depict their god as all loving, yet also preach about a wrathful god.
Hmm, might make an interesting movie;
"Passion of the Christ 2: The Wrath of God".
I'd say the god Geerup presents is more like the Emperor and Jesus is Vader.
And Geerup lifted his gear up and we beheld his naked hypocracy and non sequitur followed and many cherries were picked and many men became as straw and a plethora of quotes were mined and among those who are with knowledge many faces were palmed and they all danced bionically while a voice from above cried out Take off, eh, you holes
Genesis 6:1-3 says: 1 When men began to increase in number on the earth and daughters were born to them, 2 the sons of God saw that the daughters of men were beautiful, and they married any of them they chose. 3 Then the LORD said, "My Spirit will not contend with man forever, for he is mortal ; his days will be a hundred and twenty years."
And the passage isn't talking about "angels" marrying daughters of men..but "Sons of God" were marrying daughters of men. So, what makes Jesus so special if "Sons of God" had been roaming the earth for thousands of years before he came along....
According to Christianity, we're all supposed to be gods children. Taking that into account, Jesus, claiming to be special since he referred to himself as 'the actual son of god', he's basically saying "we're all gods children, but I'm his favorite".
I can't express how initially disturbed I was to see the words Bustin and Cherry next to the name GEERUP. But what followed was some well developed pwnage.
And Danny did add BD's video unto his favorites list, and dideth five stareth it as well.
I love it- Geerup blathers about how the Bible is a book FOR BELIEVERS, then 2 minutes later, we nonbelievers have to read ALL of it and can't cherry pick.
i don't quote it to smear a none-existent entity. Why bother? The reason I would quote it is to help illustrate how fundies won't stop at anything, even calling black white and white black to convince themselves that they occupy the moral highground. What Geerup doesn't understand is that we're not ridiculing his invisible friend, we're ridiculing him.
LOL - here's a nice Godwin for you. If Jesus appeased, doesn't that make him Chamberlain to God's Hitler? And you know what happened next. He still invaded Poland. Anyhow. If I quote the bible, and that's rare these days,
6:10 good thing GEERUP clarified, otherwise he'd be implying that Christianity isn't monotheistic, that Christianity is monotheist and long the same lines as the 3 majore "Myths" of Europe that preceded Christianity's death march west.
For the gods secretely loved man so much, that they also put Spes in Pandora's Box too (all of which happened before Jesus was "conceived" and gestated in a womb for 9 months like any normal human would normally have to).
Great video BionicDance. geerup needs to take a look at Genesis 6:6 'And it repented the LORD that he had made man on the earth, and it grieved him at his heart.' Think about this passage Does geerup truly think an all knowing god needs to be sorry for making man imperfect? Gods do not need to be sorry for anything. A perfect god does not create fallible men and later chastise them for faltering unless this god is woefully, cruel and vindictive. God is mans creation, and it is so obvious.
GEERUP sounds like he's borrowing claims from a more "liberal" version of God, and uses it for his God, the creator of the Truman Show called Earth and a literal Hell for thought crimes.
Personally I think most christians are just ignorant as to what the bible actually says (apparently only 10% of christians have actually read the bible!), but GeerUp is just a brainwashed moron!
They cherry pick certain scripture and interpret it in different ways, why do you think there are so many flavors of christians, because they all believe the bible a little differently. They cant agree themselves. If they could there would be one type of christian.
In most if not all instances they have a criminal background sprinkled with mental instability and sometimes a past filled with methamphetamine abuse.
i.e. some asshole who found God and now thinks he's a preacher, when in fact he's just an ex-con dickface.
Surprised it appears no one's mentioned this yet. Know how you said a god can be wrong? Guess what -- the christian God was wrong at least once, and acknowledged it himself.... in the story of the great flood. See Genesis 6.5 and 8.21
He's a dick but a big dick - if he existed he could fuck us. Morality is just power in a frilly white frock, so the all powerful would pretty much be the all moral.. anything we judge as good or evil is judged as such because of what society and our genes lead us to, but if god existed he would have power over all these, all our morals would result from him. If we have this nihilistic definition of morality which Christians never would P= Context = he has powah!
I admit, I've been kind of avoiding him, honestly. Heck, for a good long while, I was avoiding doing pwnage entirely, prefering to attack points rather than points made by specific people.
I avoid him myself. Only time I am subjected to his videos is when someone I sub to "pwns" him. I think pwning specific people can be productive in some cases. Geerup is unfortunately held up as a pillar of the fundy christian and conspiracy nut job crowd... so taking him down some notches is a good thing.
Geerup, if you gotta warship someone, why don't you pick on someone worthy, like, BionicDance.
She's a woman. She's a lesbian! She's HOT! She won't chase you around with a knife saying that it's her will that you die now. She uses public transportation to commute to work. She is gentle when criticizing your ass! - Now that's love! : )
God is a dick in the entire Old Testament. The only part I remember that he's not a complete ass hole is in the Book of Job. Even in job he just tells satan to do whatever he wants. The only thing he can't do is touch job. Then god shows no intervention except for getting pissed at Job for doubting him. WTF
in what part of job is god NOT a dick? he spends half of it killing a sinless (lol) man for teh lulz, then spends the rest boasting about how he can wrestle unicorns, measure the corners of the flat earth and open the windows between the earth and the sea above the sky, he's insane throughout Job especially giving him sparkly new children XD
So, in the context of that scripture, God is just a jealous asshole who's threatening to smite the "children of Israel," for making sacrifices to demons instead of him?
Yeaaaah. What a dick. Christianity makes absolutely no fucking sense.
Thanks for the awesome pwnage BD. Please do more! Geerup is such a selfish, idiotic twat.
Wait wait wait....! "God created everything" So aren't "We atheist" as much "His" children as any other? I would believe in the flying spaghetti monster over "God" any day! The FSM has at least consistency(if we are allowed to called manipulating everything consistant^^)
The statements that the supposed God is perfect or loving, really, make the whole picture nonsensical because he'd have messed up, big time, when he'd have created Adam and Eve and them kids alone with Satan! Or maybe he's not telling us something ; ) like that he did set it all up for Fail, purposely, so that we can learn wisdom THROUGH HIS FUCKEN PSYCHOTIC DIVINE PLAN!!!Fuck this fucken nutter right up the ASS!!! Fucking sun of a bitch!!! hahahaha! : DDD
Just thought about different personality disorders when I thought about the supposed God. The movie "Misery" came to mind; a very, very mild, but quite an interesting example . : )
Geerup is a very angry person and his conceit is pretty remarkable. He actually said that the bible is not a book for atheists....it's like a child saying...Well if I can't play second base then I'm gonna take my ball and go home and none of you will be able to play.
It's fascinating how incredibly conceited he is to speak on behalf of god as well, deciding what god's reason is/was for creating the bible.
It's all a load of shit...The bible makes a great door stop and paper weight.
I want to know what the heck the big deal is about "the sacrifice" Did Jesus not pop back up after a few days and hold a nice fish fry for his buds? Was He not back partying before the week was out? We should all be so lucky when we die! Frankly I want my saviors to stay stone cold dead after they sacrifice themselves for me, especially when it involves a long term contract I didn't ask for or need. Can someone remind me again why the zombie didn't make his sacrifice to forgive original sin??
"Smiting the shit out of people" awesome, simply awesome. That was the funniest way to put that. I prolly heard that line before, but I still laughed my butt off. (It took me 3 mins to put my butt back on to post this. fyi)
Mglosk 1 month ago
This guy God is a fan of the grammatical fragments! Hence the sentences that begin with 'And'. I'm not trusting that god when I would have had my knuckles cracked in English class at school!
bartonim 10 months ago
@bartonim Same thing goes for Citibank!!!
Mglosk 1 month ago
You are so lost you will never find your way in life.
TheStigmadeign 11 months ago
You would eat a fart!
FistOfChrist7 1 year ago
@FistOfChrist7 You're one insult away from being blocked, pal; this is the second video you've commented on with nothing constructive to say.
Either be worth my time or GTFO, get me?
BionicDance 1 year ago
If certain videos make certain people angry, why do they watch them? Not one person has been able to answer that question honestly.
virtualguitarist 1 year ago
it's 5 in the morning and I haven't slept yet, but I can't stop watching your videos. They're thought provoking, funny, and presented in an interesting way. Keep up the awesome work. :) From a fellow Seattlite!
pdlbean 1 year ago
"and" is due to the fact that it was written by ignorant and near illiterate nomads i think. the israelites/jews are the only ones god considered his children.
ScubaSctimpy 1 year ago
If our words ever came back to haunt us, it would only prove that god is the tyrannical monster that we see he is by his own words, according to you.
Geerup is so full of shit!
"Then which book is the conversion manual" Ii love the way you think!!
Awesome responses, BD.
"If God were real, he'd be only as good as his worst deeds!"
Cootabux 1 year ago
The audio level really need to be normalized. He was way louder than you.
snakefootak 1 year ago
A fairly good sci-fi could be made out of the bible where we, his creation, reach a point where he cannot control us. A fight between inborn power and knowledge. Just like the fear some have of robots becoming too advanced, so should the god in the S.F. fear us becoming more powerful through science, understanding the laws he made, thus being able to alter them to our advantage. Science Fiction seems the only form science and religion can coexist in somewhat harmony.
Fiction is the key word.
Segepop 1 year ago
"The Word of God: Funny how it's humans doing the talking"
Xgya2000 1 year ago
"God kills indescriminently and so too shall we." Lestat in interview with a vampire. Is what popped in my head while listening to this video.
Amenat 1 year ago
Subbed for "Fart Eating truth"HA! my inner twelve year old is going to be giggling for hours over that. oh love your attitude too.
h8red42 1 year ago
It's fear of hell that drove all of these poor people crazy. Whoever came up with the idea of hell and spread it as if it were true is arguably the most evil man whoever lived.
whimsicaljoss 1 year ago
Naw...that's reserved for whoever came up with Muzak. :D
BionicDance 1 year ago
@whimsicaljoss the original guy who said stuff on which the concept is based in christianity is jesus, who cast the sinners of Jerusalem into the lack of fire outside the city.
ScubaSctimpy 1 year ago
@whimsicaljoss edit - though he never explicitly said there was a hell the concept of hell that we have now came a lot later and was invented by the church to boost numbers through fear and help the monarch at the time keep control
ScubaSctimpy 1 year ago
Geerup gets bitch-slapped again. I've always wondered about fundie religiotards who think that they are going to heaven when they die.
Wouldn't the greatest gift I could give them be a quick and painless death? I mean my whole point would be to get them to heaven as quickly as possible. Why do they bother continuing living if they think they will be infinitely rewarded upon death?
13shadowwolf 2 years ago
*dropped his cup when you said "aren't we all gods children" because that was what he was thinking* Epic vid. Both true and funny.
ShadowofProclimaton 2 years ago
"A God could be wrong..." Not if they actually were a God; being the ultimate authority within their sphere of influence is kinda the definition of God. Would you argue war strategy with Ares or medicine with Asclepius? So Yahweh God of Everything can assert "Its true because I say so." But all Gods are imaginary; the Greeks actually had more "evidence" for their gods, since they didn't KNOW any better; we do, thousands of years have passed, we KNOW things now, we don't have to make things up.
JCLeSinge 2 years ago
I d'know...is that REALLY what makes a god a god? One would imagine that a god would have magical powers and immortality, sure, and probably a creative influence on the universe, but that doesn't mean they're perfect, not even in their area of expertise.
If Yahweh was perfect, why was the Flood necessary? Why Sodom and Gomorrah? Seems to me that the god of everything fucks up A LOT.
So, I'd say that a god COULD be wrong, or a liar, or a braggart...or evil...or fake...
BionicDance 2 years ago
No one argued with Zeus when it came to thunderbolts, but he was criticised in other areas. Yahweh, on the other hand, claims to be the divine boss of everything. If that were true, then his mere assertion would make something so. Main point, on which I'm sure we both agree, is that all gods are imaginary, just quick answers to questions science hadn't yet answered.
JCLeSinge 2 years ago
But if Yahweh says he's the divine boss of everything and that ISN'T true, then his mere assertion could easily be MORE bullshit...
I'm just sayin'...
BionicDance 2 years ago
@BionicDance: Two different ways that one could swing; the obvious one, God being BS therefore anything he's alleged to have said is also BS... Alternatively, Yahweh evolved from El-Shaddai, a mountain God. If we take that line, then the assertion to be the one and only God going is just... megalomania? Delusions of grandeur? Psychosis? A massive divine tantrum? All of the above?
JCLeSinge 2 years ago
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JCLeSinge 2 years ago
The Bible is not Gods word. A real God would be insulted by such a stupid book.
nogogma 2 years ago 2
nogo...
Insulted, offended, outraged,...
Cootabux 2 years ago
Hey Coot;;;
As an atheist, I think I would truly have more respect for God. A REAL God that is. Definitely not the loser in the Bible. Best course of action should anyone encounter him is to ignore him and he'll go away. He's the cosmic chump! LOL
nogogma 2 years ago
Great Video, Bionic!
turtle2hug 2 years ago
If Jehovah were real, i would spend every waking moment fighting against his evil ass......
216trixie 2 years ago 9
I think Geerup skipped a few stories in the NT, god does some good smiting there too.
MasterBlueTiger 2 years ago
This is what the coward jeffn1 posted and then removed: Reply to your comment on: Bustin' My Geerup Cherry
"christheatheist1 is a fat UGLY bitter, obsesive LYING PIECE OF SHIT"
Looks to me like YOU are the one obsessing. His ass is stinging because I had one of his videos removed for a TOS violation. Pussy!
Christheatheist1 2 years ago
Hey, your name is like my name! Awesome!
ChristopherAtheist 2 years ago
@ChristopherAtheist - Well, ya know what that means...I have to sub & friend ya! :D
Christheatheist1 2 years ago
when I ask Christians the question you asked mr. crazy christian (what i call geerup) at 6:30, I get a variety of answers, but the one I LOL'd at the most was the Dead Sea Scrolls.
TruthSearcher123 2 years ago
The thing is, you could read the whole bible and still have the opinion that god is a psychopath, or think that god is a really swell guy, it all depends how you take it. Geerup's subjective take on it could be wrong, and he can't prove it isn't.
StanMarsh1 2 years ago
When reading the bible it's hard to get the right context. You should remember.
If you think it means god is good and he loves you. That's the right context.
If you think it means what it actuley fucking says! You're taking it out of context.
See. I that so hard to understand?
SkyDoginthetube 2 years ago
"Your god likes to go around smitin' the shit out of people..." hilarious!
stingernick 2 years ago 2
Nice butt-kicking skills there. +sub
ristinraccoon 2 years ago
Right on! Thanks! :)
BionicDance 2 years ago
I really loved you putting Geerup in his place in this video! This will be my favorite!
What's really disturbing about people like Geerup, who jump 2 defend this kind of Cosmic tyrant, is that he's showing us just how much of his humanity is lost in submitting to this monster! He is as immoral as his ficticious god! That's the saddest part.
These ELOHIM gods were a product of ancient man. The bible is a testament to their barbarity, slavery, and misogyny!!
Geerup is a god made sociopath.
Cootabux 2 years ago
Good luck with that discussion. I do not like those videos as well. I hate dealing with people that are so protected from reality that they are immune to any attempts to introducing new information to them.
JakobAmbrose 2 years ago
1. 'and' is frequently used in biblical translations to model or represent the use of particle in Hebrew and Greek, which is quite different from English usage..
2. The Greek Philosopher Porphyry already suggested that the Christian god was really the chief demon trying to pass himself off as god.
HConstantine 2 years ago
Well said! 5 stars
Celticking36 2 years ago
Also, Sumerian Nammu. She was primordial chaos. What's wrong with that? Before Plank time, beyond the event horizon, what have we got? Don't know. Laws of physics no longer apply. Chaos. I reckon that's just divine! So, as a devout agnostic, I'm only an atheist in regard to SOME gods. Others are pretty well coherent imho. (So I sometimes answer to the name "Pagan Fundamentalist")
hulakan 2 years ago
And I can declare that the Golden Delicious in my fridge is Mundangaha, the Apple God or Wimbalia...doesn't mean it's so.
The sun is a mass of incandescent gas, a gigantic nuclear furnace; those native were WRONG to give it a personal name, ascribe to it personality traits. Primordial chaos is primordial chaos.
It's like those people who say "God is love!". Noooo...LOVE is love; don't go attaching extra baggage to it without justification!
BionicDance 2 years ago
Aten was simply the sun, with no personality traits. "Aten" is no more a "personal name" than "sun" or "sol".
hulakan 2 years ago
Regarding Nu and Nammu as primordial chaos: anthropomorphism is not necessarily a sin against truth. It's sometimes just a literary device. One needn't be a practicing pantheist to speak of "mother nature", and Einstein, who is on record as disavowing a belief in a personal god, spoke of god not "playing dice."
hulakan 2 years ago
Hey, some gods DO exist. For example, Aten, the god of the "heretic" pharaoh Ankhenaten (a.k.a. Amenhotep IV.) Aten was the SUN, (no anthropomorphism involved,) giver of life and all power to the earth. Well, duh, yeah, that's exactly what the sun is. Well worthy of worship, (although not answerable to prayers.)
hulakan 2 years ago
lol. I think you have enough to quotemine Geerup and make him say, "God loves...the hole." A tweek here and an edit there and you got it:). lol.
Ripley747 2 years ago
Oh, probably, but I prefer to honestly represent people when I can.
Then again...it WOULD be funny! :D
BionicDance 2 years ago
Why do christians get so hung up on god sacrificing his 'only begotten son'?
He's GOD! It's not as if he had Jesus in his teens and now he's fucking impotent. He can make a trillion sons, all at once, all out of thin air, so tell me, what the fuck is so difficult about sacrificing Jesus? Infact, since Jesus than got to become ruler of heaven or whatever the fuck, alongside, but also as a part of God (?!?!), it's not even a fucking sacrifice.
ARGHGHHGH THE STUPID IT BURNS!!!!!!!!
Lpoolboy 2 years ago
The Bible was actually written to be an entry in an ancient essay contest. The goal was to write the longest run-on sentence in existence.
ConcoidialFracture 2 years ago
I hate Geerup so much. There's something about his smug little ignorant face I'd just like to flatten.
I'm banned from his channel because apparently he can't take being called a fucking dick.
ByeCruelWorld 2 years ago 2
Rock on.
zamfir1970 2 years ago
lol @ 7:07
multimarker 2 years ago
How could I have resisted? Truly! :D
BionicDance 2 years ago
a loving god who needs a sacrifice to forgive..... weeeee!!!! this is fun.
Remonster6x 2 years ago
Yeah, whoop his azz!
MtlRedAtheist 2 years ago
pwnd
cjmackay01 2 years ago
i'm new to your channel, but nice job!
jjjohn 2 years ago
Thanks! :)
Thanks for watching!
BionicDance 2 years ago
BD, you are awesome. I love the narrative and breakdown. Mankind needs more like you. Thank you!
BenSaidIt 2 years ago
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omnigear1975 2 years ago
I love it, how railing against taking things out of context and how only the whole context is good enough, he hones in on John 3:16. I know you already pointed it out, but I thought that was an even worse example of his hypocrisy.
golddiggingants 2 years ago
Gearup is not reading Deut 32:1 @ 3:00
At least, isn't reading what's in my Deuteronomy 32:1.
"32:1 Give ear, O ye heavens, and I will speak; and hear, O earth, the words of my mouth."
Moses is asking the sky and the ground to listen to him, which is perfectly sane by the way.
There is no "And Moses recited these words of this song..."
Paraphrasing the Bible, are we Gearup? What does this say about your God's inerrant word if you can't bring yourself to read it verbatim?
brengun42 2 years ago 2
Gearup is using the Gearup version of the bible which says love and fuzzy puppies to those that agree with me gearup1:1 and those who don't agree go to the bad place with the pokers and creepy crawly stuff. gearup1:2
mordesmortes 2 years ago
wuv oo.
dreadpiratedan 2 years ago
@ 6:08, the Gearhead admits that the Bible calls for "Horrendous Sacrifices".
He then goes on to state that horrendous sacrifices are to be made to the Lord, and not to demons.
If the sacrifices are horrible in and of themselves, what does it matter in whose name they are done?
Gearhead's slip of the tounge?
Perhaps. But what if he really meant it? What if Gearhead actually displayed a moment of otherwise buried clarity there?
Interesting....
brengun42 2 years ago
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brengun42 2 years ago
It might be less painful for ol' Geerup if you just went ahead and used a baseball bat.
The "belief" in the sacrifice seems very transparent to me: "Be one of us". They're like the fucking Borg (oops, sorry, you're Star Wars). They're like storm troopers: all alike.
If I drowned, but someone saved me while I was unconscious, and left me on the beach, it doesn't matter if I believed that someone saved me or not.
DarkMatter2525 2 years ago 3
excellent response :)
DeeDemonwitch 2 years ago
I recently got blocked from Geerups channel for posting the amount of people his "God" kills in the bible. That number is more than 34,712,320. I guess he didn't like that very much. IDK, what do you think? Doesn't "Satan" killing 10 seem odd to anyone else? He is supposed to be the bad guy. Just doesn't make sense to me.
EnervatedSociety 2 years ago 2
As for the "And" thing, the bible was written without punctuation for many years. "And" was used to denote a new sentence or statement.
dommiesan 2 years ago
Take a look at the Book of Mormom. You get to see the phrase "And it came to pass" in every other verse.
cfltheman 2 years ago
Did that blue ball land in cow shit ...or something.
geerup is a desperate and confused fool.
fantasy0coach 2 years ago
The and and and thing is god's equivalent to valley girl's "like".
n3rdm4n 2 years ago
There is no 'just kidding' part of the bible.
RoFl
egeswender 2 years ago
About the "ands": Well it is Jacobian era English and the grammar was a bit different in those times.
On this nonsense about cherry picking and context: Don't these people realize that the Bible is an anthology of books written by many different authors in different time periods with different motivations and agendas? "Bilble" comes from the world biblia which mean books (that in plural). If you wanted a complete context of judaic and christian litterature, you need to include everything
shadowcop75 2 years ago
... cont
that didn't make it in the bible. All the judaic apocalypses and apocrypha and all those christain gospels and epistles that were left out of the bible such as the gospels of Thomas, Mary and Judas, and even then what about all those books that are lost to history?
Suma sumarum: people like Geerup are utter fools!
shadowcop75 2 years ago 2
I oppose God with every fibre of my being, yeah! :D
bewarethelizards42 2 years ago 3
What a lamer... I'm amazed at how much useless attention people give him. Deep inside myself I know he's not real, you can't be that clueless, you have to be pretending. He's a troll.
heloizyjhenifer 2 years ago
..and POP! goes the cherry!
Pop pop to the top! Nice one Bionics!
Paxmax 2 years ago
This was awesome. I salute your brilliant perceptions. :D
Christheatheist1 2 years ago
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jeffnj1 2 years ago
What I find interesting here is that Geerup not only misunderstands science, which is ok, since he's not a scientist...but he also misunderstands the bible.
Maybe it's a reading comprehension thing...
maddogdelta 2 years ago
Busting Geerup Cherry? Rofl... The title caught my attention.
Doublebug1 2 years ago
I subscribed.
Christians, leave me the fuck alone, I don't wanna argue just because I am here. Just because I made a comment to this video. I don't deal with Religion on my channel so get over it. Love this vid!
Doublebug1 2 years ago
Have to wonder about Geerup;
Just how is the opening passage supposed to contradict what Thunderf00t read? Because it's a message to children? Seems more like his god is all about scaring kids.
People like Geerup want to have their cake and eat it too; they want to depict their god as all loving, yet also preach about a wrathful god.
Hmm, might make an interesting movie;
"Passion of the Christ 2: The Wrath of God".
I'd say the god Geerup presents is more like the Emperor and Jesus is Vader.
thirdclass2006 2 years ago
'God is Darth frickin' Vader'
LOL
That really made me smile
dlcu38 2 years ago
cansurfer1 2 years ago 7
@cansurfer1 That is epic!!!
carlandj 2 years ago
i love have GEERUP sais needs haha
dunndudebemelol 2 years ago
You know, it's interesting how we're all supposed to be 'gods children' and yet, only Jesus is known as 'the son of god'.
No wonder he got crucified... he was basically saying: "we're all gods children, but I'm his favorite" ;D
Manaborn619 2 years ago
Genesis 6:1-3 says: 1 When men began to increase in number on the earth and daughters were born to them, 2 the sons of God saw that the daughters of men were beautiful, and they married any of them they chose. 3 Then the LORD said, "My Spirit will not contend with man forever, for he is mortal ; his days will be a hundred and twenty years."
maddogdelta 2 years ago
Could you explain that please? It might be a language barrier thing, but to me, that is all just jibberish.
Manaborn619 2 years ago 2
Well, yes..it's the bible...
maddogdelta 2 years ago
And the passage isn't talking about "angels" marrying daughters of men..but "Sons of God" were marrying daughters of men. So, what makes Jesus so special if "Sons of God" had been roaming the earth for thousands of years before he came along....
maddogdelta 2 years ago
Well yes, that's my whole point...
According to Christianity, we're all supposed to be gods children. Taking that into account, Jesus, claiming to be special since he referred to himself as 'the actual son of god', he's basically saying "we're all gods children, but I'm his favorite".
It's a joke.
Manaborn619 2 years ago
Ok no that says Angels raped women...so wtf is the relevance?
Ing213 2 years ago
Way to bust your cherry
versanil 2 years ago
I can't express how initially disturbed I was to see the words Bustin and Cherry next to the name GEERUP. But what followed was some well developed pwnage.
And Danny did add BD's video unto his favorites list, and dideth five stareth it as well.
dannypantsgm 2 years ago
Brilliant PWNAGE. Consider yourself without cherry now ;-P
Vogter2100 2 years ago
Isnt jesus and god one entity in the bible?
Or is christianity not a monotheistic religion anymore? LOL
Vogter2100 2 years ago
I love it- Geerup blathers about how the Bible is a book FOR BELIEVERS, then 2 minutes later, we nonbelievers have to read ALL of it and can't cherry pick.
GoblinXXX 2 years ago
Gearups cheery has been busted so many times the cast and crew of CSI couldn't find it...
ChipZilla69 2 years ago
i don't quote it to smear a none-existent entity. Why bother? The reason I would quote it is to help illustrate how fundies won't stop at anything, even calling black white and white black to convince themselves that they occupy the moral highground. What Geerup doesn't understand is that we're not ridiculing his invisible friend, we're ridiculing him.
rozeboosje 2 years ago
LOL - here's a nice Godwin for you. If Jesus appeased, doesn't that make him Chamberlain to God's Hitler? And you know what happened next. He still invaded Poland. Anyhow. If I quote the bible, and that's rare these days,
rozeboosje 2 years ago
GEERUP/PCS2 chainsaw raped with reality and reason, as always. Good job! :-)
Shame, though, that Thunderf00t skipped doing a video about him thus far... :-(
Akatam0t0ma 2 years ago
6:10 good thing GEERUP clarified, otherwise he'd be implying that Christianity isn't monotheistic, that Christianity is monotheist and long the same lines as the 3 majore "Myths" of Europe that preceded Christianity's death march west.
MinervaInTheBrain 2 years ago
For the gods secretely loved man so much, that they also put Spes in Pandora's Box too (all of which happened before Jesus was "conceived" and gestated in a womb for 9 months like any normal human would normally have to).
MinervaInTheBrain 2 years ago
Great video BionicDance. geerup needs to take a look at Genesis 6:6 'And it repented the LORD that he had made man on the earth, and it grieved him at his heart.' Think about this passage Does geerup truly think an all knowing god needs to be sorry for making man imperfect? Gods do not need to be sorry for anything. A perfect god does not create fallible men and later chastise them for faltering unless this god is woefully, cruel and vindictive. God is mans creation, and it is so obvious.
PhysicsGuerrilla 2 years ago
GEERUP sounds like he's borrowing claims from a more "liberal" version of God, and uses it for his God, the creator of the Truman Show called Earth and a literal Hell for thought crimes.
brutus149 2 years ago
OK, who let GeerUp off his leash again?
Personally I think most christians are just ignorant as to what the bible actually says (apparently only 10% of christians have actually read the bible!), but GeerUp is just a brainwashed moron!
MangaFanGuy 2 years ago
"God is Darth freakin' Vader !"
*God talking to his Son*
-Jesus, i'm your Father.
-Oh my God !
wwwggxcom 2 years ago
Lovely job bustin' your Geerup cherry :-)
Pyram1dH3ad 2 years ago
They cherry pick certain scripture and interpret it in different ways, why do you think there are so many flavors of christians, because they all believe the bible a little differently. They cant agree themselves. If they could there would be one type of christian.
theatheistgal 2 years ago
A tip: you should try to attack the central point more, not the flawed structure or the semantic value of every individual statement.
Iced1992 2 years ago
I grew up around people like this.
In most if not all instances they have a criminal background sprinkled with mental instability and sometimes a past filled with methamphetamine abuse.
i.e. some asshole who found God and now thinks he's a preacher, when in fact he's just an ex-con dickface.
rastarigate 2 years ago
OMG LOL!! God is Darth Freakin Vader!! That is the funniest thing I've heard in a long time. You are my hero Bionic.
IAmReasonMan 2 years ago
Malachi 2:3
Behold, I will corrupt your seed, and spread dung upon your faces, even the dung of your solemn feasts; and one shall take you away with it.
Sound great LOL
isegoria1 2 years ago
what program do you use to animate? maya?
michaelwusa 2 years ago
3D Studio MAX
BionicDance 2 years ago
Surprised it appears no one's mentioned this yet. Know how you said a god can be wrong? Guess what -- the christian God was wrong at least once, and acknowledged it himself.... in the story of the great flood. See Genesis 6.5 and 8.21
evilotakuneko 2 years ago
And BionicDance madeth a response to the moron.
And the moron was pwned.
LOL
SocialDemocracyFTW 2 years ago 2
There's no cherry bustin here Bionic, this is like masturbation, or arguing with a brick.
southmcl 2 years ago
LOL, I like your Godwin clause at the end.
mdgraden 2 years ago
He's a dick but a big dick - if he existed he could fuck us. Morality is just power in a frilly white frock, so the all powerful would pretty much be the all moral.. anything we judge as good or evil is judged as such because of what society and our genes lead us to, but if god existed he would have power over all these, all our morals would result from him. If we have this nihilistic definition of morality which Christians never would P= Context = he has powah!
Like the deamons comment :)
unassumption 2 years ago
wow, I can't believe you only just popped your geerup cherry. He's ripe with idiocy LOL. Excellent pwnage ;)
tattooskin72 2 years ago
I admit, I've been kind of avoiding him, honestly. Heck, for a good long while, I was avoiding doing pwnage entirely, prefering to attack points rather than points made by specific people.
Thanks for watching! :)
BionicDance 2 years ago
DON'T DO IT BD! IT'S A TRAP!
mytubemedia567 2 years ago
I avoid him myself. Only time I am subjected to his videos is when someone I sub to "pwns" him. I think pwning specific people can be productive in some cases. Geerup is unfortunately held up as a pillar of the fundy christian and conspiracy nut job crowd... so taking him down some notches is a good thing.
tattooskin72 2 years ago
Ya know BD, the title of this video could launch some very disturbing fan fiction. :-o
ryjinannon 2 years ago
Ha! If anyone wants to spend their time on that, they're welcome to it! :D
I'd be shocked to discover YouTube Atheist-vs-Theist fan fic, frankly, but if there IS some, it had fucking-well BETTER star my dumb butt! *smirk*
BionicDance 2 years ago
Geerup, if you gotta warship someone, why don't you pick on someone worthy, like, BionicDance.
She's a woman. She's a lesbian! She's HOT! She won't chase you around with a knife saying that it's her will that you die now. She uses public transportation to commute to work. She is gentle when criticizing your ass! - Now that's love! : )
bigsteakjoe 2 years ago
Well, I MIGHT chase Geerup around with a knife saying that it's my will that he dies now... *evil, evil grin*
BionicDance 2 years ago
LMAO : )
bigsteakjoe 2 years ago
God is a dick in the entire Old Testament. The only part I remember that he's not a complete ass hole is in the Book of Job. Even in job he just tells satan to do whatever he wants. The only thing he can't do is touch job. Then god shows no intervention except for getting pissed at Job for doubting him. WTF
Crawdaddy75 2 years ago
in what part of job is god NOT a dick? he spends half of it killing a sinless (lol) man for teh lulz, then spends the rest boasting about how he can wrestle unicorns, measure the corners of the flat earth and open the windows between the earth and the sea above the sky, he's insane throughout Job especially giving him sparkly new children XD
unassumption 2 years ago
Well mr geerup. I want to live for a long time too but...
"I am not frightend of dying, anytime will do, i don't mind" ( Lyrics taken from The Great Gig in the Sky by Richard Wright. band member Pink Floyd)
flips300021 2 years ago
Bout time you got around to this lunatic.
tallifer1 2 years ago
I admit, I've been kind of avoiding him...
BionicDance 2 years ago
So, in the context of that scripture, God is just a jealous asshole who's threatening to smite the "children of Israel," for making sacrifices to demons instead of him?
Yeaaaah. What a dick. Christianity makes absolutely no fucking sense.
Thanks for the awesome pwnage BD. Please do more! Geerup is such a selfish, idiotic twat.
bunnygotfree 2 years ago
Nicely put BionicDance. as per normal. :) Luv ya style.
PacalB 2 years ago
God is NOT Darth Vader.
Vader was redeemable and had good intentions. Don't slander him like that.
KriimIanga 2 years ago 6
@KriimIanga
HAHAH!
Poor Vader!
ikvsabre 2 years ago
No, Geerup, you're a Christian because you're too scared to think for yourself, in fear of hell.
I wonder if he sleeps with a night light, in fear of the boogie man.
xIntoThePitx 2 years ago
ok arent prophecies nothing but the works of a fortune teller and which is another thing that must be stoned to death in the name of the bible..
AgnosticPath 2 years ago
@BionicDance: The title of the video gives me the creeps and mental picturse also cannot be unseen :-S
loek555 2 years ago
My work here is done. ;)
BionicDance 2 years ago
LOL The wink made everything better *sigh* lol
loek555 2 years ago
40 stars and 40 nights.
Top video!
RodHullIOnceWasHim 2 years ago
Wait wait wait....! "God created everything" So aren't "We atheist" as much "His" children as any other? I would believe in the flying spaghetti monster over "God" any day! The FSM has at least consistency(if we are allowed to called manipulating everything consistant^^)
loek555 2 years ago
The statements that the supposed God is perfect or loving, really, make the whole picture nonsensical because he'd have messed up, big time, when he'd have created Adam and Eve and them kids alone with Satan! Or maybe he's not telling us something ; ) like that he did set it all up for Fail, purposely, so that we can learn wisdom THROUGH HIS FUCKEN PSYCHOTIC DIVINE PLAN!!!Fuck this fucken nutter right up the ASS!!! Fucking sun of a bitch!!! hahahaha! : DDD
bigsteakjoe 2 years ago
Your "dumb butt" never ceases to amaze me, BD. How you managed to make it through geerup's entire video i will never know.
Keippernicus 2 years ago
Sheer strength of will.
Well, that, and the hope that pwning him would bring in the subs. ;)
BionicDance 2 years ago
Funny how he asks atheist and thunderf00t about "what do you expect the bible to be?" and he deactivates the comments on his videos....=S
EPIC FAIL!!
longstrider9999 2 years ago 2
BionicDance FTW!!
Braehawk 2 years ago
They edited out the "JUST KIDDING!" part because it was really hurting their sales figures :\
pokerslut530 2 years ago
Just thought about different personality disorders when I thought about the supposed God. The movie "Misery" came to mind; a very, very mild, but quite an interesting example . : )
bigsteakjoe 2 years ago
And now, audience, I present the Schlock Awards for Sci-Fi/Fantasy!
At #3, Doom: Repercussions of Evil
Coming in at #2, pretty much anything written by John Snorman
And finally, at #1, The Bible, with possibly even more disgusting attitudes toward women than #2!
SabreKitteh 2 years ago
Damn Geerup, THOSE THINGS YOU SAID ABOUT CTHULHU WILL ONE DAY COME AND HUNT YOU!!!!!....the bloop is looking for you =P.
Nice video 5 stars.
longstrider9999 2 years ago
Geerup is a very angry person and his conceit is pretty remarkable. He actually said that the bible is not a book for atheists....it's like a child saying...Well if I can't play second base then I'm gonna take my ball and go home and none of you will be able to play.
It's fascinating how incredibly conceited he is to speak on behalf of god as well, deciding what god's reason is/was for creating the bible.
It's all a load of shit...The bible makes a great door stop and paper weight.
ercvstr 2 years ago
Nicely done. ^.^
stealthbadger 2 years ago
Anyone who can watch an entire video by Geerup has a great deal of patience. Anyone who can respond to him has FAR more patience than me.
It was a wonderful response. ^_^ Props.
Lovingdoubt 2 years ago
Patience: noun, a minor form of despair disguised as a virtue. ;)
BionicDance 2 years ago
I want to know what the heck the big deal is about "the sacrifice" Did Jesus not pop back up after a few days and hold a nice fish fry for his buds? Was He not back partying before the week was out? We should all be so lucky when we die! Frankly I want my saviors to stay stone cold dead after they sacrifice themselves for me, especially when it involves a long term contract I didn't ask for or need. Can someone remind me again why the zombie didn't make his sacrifice to forgive original sin??
crossoldman 2 years ago 2
dose that mean Darth Vader means Dark Father.
Anyway, have a good one Kate.
Disthron 2 years ago