Portal 2 - Valentine's Day Gift Buying Guide (2011) | HD

[Chachaxoxo101]

let us not forget...

E = every

V = VILLAIN

I = IS

L= LEMONS!!!!

....my little sister gave me some lemonade on valentine's day.......SHE WANTS TO GET RID OF ME Q n Q

[MeTAlLJuAko]

xDDDDDD claro que gana eso ajajaja

[idevidedbyzero]

wait.... 4/5 humans are crushed everyday by giant diamond.... so 80% of the humanity dies everyday??? why are we not extinct?

[thexninja666]

@idevidedbyzero Because we mate too much.There are just too many people.

[masterchiefdood]

Did you notice the Guy with the Diamond at the Portal gun option?

[Xancious]

actually we just started yelling at each other a lot.

[MrSuperCraft]

I wasn't watching the portal gun part, I was too distracted by the man with the diamond...

[animeotaku234]

the four people who disliked this video

1. was allergic to the chocolate and died

2. was carried away by a provoked queen bee, (and later died)

3. was crushed by a giant diamond and died

4. stole the giant diamond and ran off, lived very rich and happy,...... (but died later by a polar bear)

[ScReWaTtAcKeD]

Couldnt u give her a companion cube?

[thecck103]

0:00

[TouYube67]

Since the turret was at the desk, at 1:00 with the ground shaking did it fall over?

[DaStayPuftFluff]

@TouYube67 no

[2001evan2001]

@TouYube67 nope it didnt

[Portal2Rulez]

Is there a way to make these stick figure clips?

[derp19879]

1:04 like a baws

[GrowingToxic]

1:22 thumbs up for guy in the corner!

[Poeticinjustice420]

lol at the guy on the final gift to the left, just spinning around feeling his diamond XD or her

[tabbyl95]

Giant Dimond or awesome Portal Device... Hm :\

[Oxideist]

lol in the end the guy next to them is spinning in the chair with the giant diamond :P

[mibevan]

ok a big diamond for my gf this valentines day then

[vittoriopatrick]

If Chell would marry a companion cube, then........

Fill in any words here..

[Chuckstein88]

I tried this on my girlfriend...

She kinda freaked when a portal popped out from underneath her.

She wasn't in the mood for kissing afterwords.

[SteveC935]

That was so beautiful... just kinda gets you in the general heart-like area.

[tom282f38800]

I want the diamond.

[johnjobf]

so this is what happens at valve just ppl bashing their keyboards and spinning in their chairs

[TheSoldierCore]

guys sneaky steal the diamond

[Thefirstpepsican550]

the guy spinning in his chair is helping work on hl3

[Blobby1011]

@Thefirstpepsican550 helping? He's the only guy they've got working on it!

[laurogejon]

@Blobby1011 true,true

[Windclaw]

Seems 3 people did NOT participate in cooperative testing or were crushed by giant diamonds.

[TheeDevinn]

i would be the guy to take the dimand

[LethalAxis]

portal 2

because it is just so fuckin FUN

[GreenRaccon]

im guessing its to late to pre order. =/

[Abirdentertainment]

the guy spinning in the chair at 0:15 is working on Half-life 3

[LizaMMX]

I'd rather have a portal gun than flowers, chocolates and diamonds any day! (Don't care for flowers, I eat raw veggies like a rabbit, and I prefer emeralds.)

[TheBastered]

now, push the chair off and jump down into the portal and try have air s##XD.

[jaller32]

1:14 dude who stole diamond

[pongboy1100]

those are diamonts.. we sell those to

[beatsbydre101]

thumbs up for the guy a the front desk banging his keyboard

XD

[siren10101]

legend



[111urnotme]

Lemons:

80% of women love the smell of lemons.

3 out of 5 people are burned down by combustible lemons.

[angusrangers8]

anyone notice the turret at the desk

[AloraBenacro1984]

@angusrangers8 Anyone notice me trying to get thumbs ups?

[fromsovietrussia1]

@angusrangers8 LOL

[KHandMARIOfan]

Row 1 Desk 1: Keyboard Banger

Row 1 Desk 1: Slacker

Row 1 Desk 1: Allergic to Chocolate

Row 1 Desk 1: Diamond Lover

Row 2 Desk 1: Random Waver

Row 2 Desk 2: Turret

[KHandMARIOfan]

@KHandMARIOfan Fuck i did the desks wrong T^T xD

[Cyrilcynder1]

Was i the only one paying attention to the guy typing on the keyboard violently??

[tacosalad1127]

The fact core made this

[AntiSocialOutlook]

I bet Fact Core was helping with this one...

[maao290785]

fact: the fact sphere wrote his facts

[maao290785]

@maao290785 this*

[YangYing]

lol my boyfriend sent me this <3 :)

[FightingJEDI]

I'm glad it had a happy ending after all.

[iSqueezeBubbleblood]

the dude who stole the diamond at the end xD

[xownxdoctor]

i didn't know turrets could work...

[AiLoveGaara1]

Anyone Else see the turret at the desk? XD

[VocaDubber]

They're giving the gift to the same girl, and after each elevator 'ding', she seems to spontaneously come back to life and work like she wasn't blown up by chocolates, stabbed through the face by a bee, or crushed by a giant diamond.

That's one tough lady. :/

[Hitman41165]

@VocaDubber ikr?

[daBOOMsmasher]

genus

[randomperson8800]

At 0:14 the turret is head of the HR department.

[TristanPirkle]

at the end you see the worker rubbing the stolen diamond!

[randomacountboy]

thumbs up if you saw the turret at the top

[gostman50]

Huh. So Even A Turret Can Get A Desk Job Now

[EirinAngle]

XD awww so cute!!

[ma1lmonster]

i love the guy on the corner desk randomly mashing the keyboard

[MrSharo21]

it makes me think about the time they kissed since they both look like a man

[mariosonicfan2010]

i love how one of the workers was s turret.

[DemonicFlea]

Anyone notice here leg twitching at 1:01 after she's crushed?

[RadaMcLaren32C]

thumbs up if you saw the turret working at the desk :')

[SensitiveVirmin1234]

guy smashing keys ........is working on half life 3 ...

[OswaldoCortez]

Good work boots

[LTURTLE27]

Fact: I wanna go live in a castle

[starpilot1241]

@hionimi lol I thought the elevator hit the top too hard. Probably your explanation

[Hionimi]

Did that person explode at 0:26 ? O_o

[RadaMcLaren32C]

@Hionimi yes, yes she did :L

[minecraftWHAAA]

@ice2face ... a portal requires a white surface...Not just mewn rocks

[retteretter]

This is actually footage from the department developing Episode 3.

[nolifer122]

these facts was happen to my expect with a portal gun p.s joking

[cHiKaDiNg58]

This is how I test guys who pursue me... Hohohohohoho

[u7y8u7y8]

0:15

find the turret

[Zyg11zag]

@u7y8u7y8 LOLWUT xD

he's working

[117starpower]

@u7y8u7y8 lololololololololololololololo­lololXDXDXD

[Mr685246]

Industrial applications? Seriously?

[dalekcaan1963reborn]

I fucking love Valve.

[stupendusbob]

Fact: Women love diamonds for their wide range of industrial applications

[fearsomesnow]

The best part is that it's all sarcasm untill 1:09

:3

[HaseosGirl93]

I would be the one person spinning around in my chair not doing work~ XD

[YOVTVBEjunkee]

lol.. "Fact: four out of five people are crushed to death by giant diamonds every day" xD

[slowridetodeath]

they just throw the present on the desk like: "heres some random crap now love me woman!"

[Krii4864]

'Give me one reason I should believe that 4/5 people are crushed to death by giant diamonds every day?'

'...'

'I mean, men don't care that much about women to actually buy them the stuff! They just get the cheap stuff, like portal guns.

[MrScienceTypePerson]

@Krii4864 I was in the pursuit of aforementioned Giatn Diamonds and was tragicly crushed. THis should have been left to the Aperture brand crusher I also purchased.

Please, show more empathy for people in my condition from now on.

[BloodRaven417]

Great! i'm going to give a Portalgun to my girlfriend...

NEVER!

The portalgun is mine...

I'll give her a candy... through a portal :3

[speedfox22]

i buy portal 2 is real fun

[sudikai]

earn somethin new everyday

[NintendudeX92]

Genius, Valve. Genius.

[mrangryface98]

love these portal animations

[TheHardrock000]

on the last present every one waved at him

[nuklearny1]

lol?

[wassup625]

This is how Companion Cubes are made.

[zSwissKid]

some how this ONLY made me feel something about love X3...

[pyonshimmie]

in portal, people have the ability to clap via waving.

[AngelBiLove]

Lol throwing chocolate at the girl

"Here's your chocolate lady, now love me!"

[lightbluebecka]

1:14 unntill the end of the video. Did anyone elce notice the guy in the swivle chair going around and around in circels with the diamond.

[helloturtle09]

First Desk - Smacking keyboard

Second Desk - Laying down

Third Desk - Being a whore

Fourth Desk - Spinning in chair(with the diamond near the end)

Fifth Desk(Behind first desk) - Doing 150 degree turns and waving their arms

Sixth Desk - Being a freaking turret

Seventh Desk - The world may never know

Eighth Desk- Non-existent

[TheHardrock000]

@helloturtle09 how do u know 3rd is being a whore

he could be looking at porn

[Kao108]

The presentation was brought to you by the fact core.

[Mrgarunimo]

LIE!!! money fixes EVERYTHING!!!

[darkspire91]

Guy with diamond = "I'm rich! Rich I tells ya!"

[CyberCowboyZombie]

meanwhile at valve....

[ariess1963]

i saw a turret at 1:29

[XxNoobKiraXx]

The dude in the first desk is working hard,

give him a raise!

[nightslayer5]

@XxNoobKiraXx 4th desk is working even harder! look at him/her work on episode 3 :D

[Joeytastict]

And since when are girls good at gaming?

[rocker26a]

Worst tech support ever.

[XxNoobKiraXx]

1:18

the dude next to them still has the diamond xD

[0MakeMeWannaDie0]

@XxNoobKiraXx i love how he's stroking it

[XxNoobKiraXx]

@0MakeMeWannaDie0  ikr

[Mandaroxpets]

Lol at the guy spinning on his chair next to her desk.

[mauracopley]

i bet Americans would believe all those facts

[supermarioshock]

thumbs if these people should get their own show

[i4BiA]

Lol i want this game xD

[damon858]

anyone finished portal 2 i'm stuck near the end

[Valker666]

turret at the computer lol

[cazadorcazado08]

The man on the first desktop is working hard, he deserves a raise.

[Nail3728]

1:15 Lol, the guy with the diamond seems to be happy =D

[MilanchemunZE]

Half of my FAMILY WERE CRUSHED BY GIANT DIAMONDS :' ( ...

[rasengan678]

i would stand in a very thin room so i could have two portals and fuck my own ass

[isura7]

The Cake is a lie!!!

[taler987]

1:13 , the woman on the right side, she ... SHE STOLE THE DIAMANT ! OMFG

[BoredomIncarnate]

Thumbs up if you read the description in GLaDOS' voice.

[crazyguy67]

@BoredomIncarnate nobody would have ever read it like that.

[SnoweyMan111]

1:19

Anyone notice that he's kissing the back of her head? I think valve need to update on how humans show love. And maybe other emotions too.

[amindex123]

@SnoweyMan111 i did

[nogames222]

@SnoweyMan111 HOW CAN U TELL haha

[SnoweyMan111]

@nogames222 0o you can't tell the difference from the front and the back of someone?

No really look at the chair, I can only assume that she's not sitting backwards. And she's upside down, he grabs her by the legs and pulls her upwards. The side that first faced the chair is the one that he's kissing. Aka, the back of her head. And wierder yet she bends over. It's like they're preparing for doing it doggystyle on the desk.

Damn I want to give someone Portal 2 now.

[tgrou6]

@SnoweyMan111 1:21 they do a little jump she turned around,

1:23 she lifts her foot of the ground when kissing and i dont think knees cant bend that far =O

[SnoweyMan111]

@tgrou6 Nah, they both turn the same amount. If she did turn around it would be obvious.

Sure she can't bend like that, but this is a depiction of reality. Not reality. So anything can really happen.

[Wolvster007]

1:13 = The Guy with the Diamond ^^

[LegitNando]

when does the game come out?

[PipeCleanerVideos787]

@LegitNando the 19th. i already pre-ordered it :)

[bioshock1997]

Thats why i need a portal gun

[AsianManGV3]

I love the portal 2 commercials 

[zinc2zinc2]

i love that guy that just spins in his chair after he got the dimond..

[lulax666]

my girlfriend died crushed by a giant diamond :(

not funny

[Daferpare]

@lulax666 is that true or a april fouls joke?

[StefanGaming]

@Daferpare like they got the money to buy a giant diamond -.-

[Daferpare]

@StefanGaming theres extremly rich people lol just kiddin

[mastertracuer]

I love that guy spinning his chair with a diamond in his hands.

[SapphireCarbuncle009]

4 out of 5 people are crushed to death by giant diamonds every day?! That's one present I need to refund.

[Breadandbananas]

the desk guy closest to the elevator is smashing his keyboard

[Zimer100]

Btw , theres a turrent working at the desk there...

Nothing unusual as always

[Zimer100]

Hey , this is really damn smooth :P

Valve could make a game out of this :D

[newdude32]

I wouldnt be surprised if GLADOS made this trailer.

[TheBellisk]

3 people are women

[TheThomas3030]

i never spend my valentin :(

[TheThomas3030]

i ever spend my valentin :(

[1231231232972]

the scariest game trailer that I have ever seen

[thevarmanator]

needless to say, I preordered my copy of Portal 2!

[MoBaTeRxP]

did you notice the man spinning on the chair takes the dimond lolol

[EFMotownEF]

ahh valve how i love you

[LadyIceCold15]

I gave my loved one a home made companion cube! <3<3<3

[glich86]

this is a great commercial lol

[MrGibbsOfficial]

Only Valve care about the community and like to make sure that the community love all of there trailers I mean who couldn't love this trailer?

[bladudemovies]

lol at the end you can see a turrent. portal 2 FTW!

[CaptainJohnKeel]

and all because the woman doesn't love milktray