The Band-Aid Story

[Oondivinezin]

You got hit by a Metal Blade and survived? I am surprised.

[AthosAmo]

Well, I almost dropped the silver plate with lasagna (or whatever) in front of everyone as they were watching me and the other waiters go up on stage to show what they were gonna eat. I WAS LIKE NO!!!!!! It tilted, to one side, and then the other, but I was spared extreme humiliation.

[doubletalker222]

Look at the tags... "Handsome bald guy loses job probably."

[kidkecleon]

You did what to my food!

[Parrotmaster]

That happened to me once but the other way around i think it was at an Italian place .... I notice it and say "Excuse me sir I think you forgot this." His face lights up bright red in embarasment. I just started laughing. Eh stuff happens i guess.

[Apemopo]

0:37 best wink ever :D

[cytashthegamer]

What band-aid. ;)

[painreliefmatt]

It is ok. It was you or the dude. :)

[itsmecaro]

Let's just not think about what goes on "behind the scenes" hahaha great vid

[ProchenoS]

everytime someone makes a mistake near me now, im going to stare at my food

[nightfire734]

French service? sounds like a porno.

[TheAlsala]

1:37 SHARPIES

[darkenwarrior]

lol, funny story sir

[Shreddfase]

What if the dude you served... had lyrics?

-shot-

[calthoth]

good job man, im a cook in a pizza place in Olympia WA, and one thing man, nice save. One other thing, try a glove the next time you feel the need to wear a band aid, if someone confronts you about it, tell the truth ya know? 'I cut my finger cleaning a blender', or 'i got cut telling Peach she had crabs,' that kinda thing. anyways do you gotta do, and keep up the work that you do that is so utterly awesome that im actually a zombie.

[BlitzKriegDelay]

Actually, I would have been totally forgiving if someone realized he dropped a band-aid in my plate and served me a new one.

[IHugShortPeople]

I'm afraid to go out to eat now after watching this. >.>

[HyrulenRuler]

what if the dude you served sees this video?

[danny66442200]

@HyrulenRuler Don't you remember? It didn't happen.

[HyrulenRuler]

@danny66442200 Or did it?

[demoncub1990]

@HyrulenRuler dun dun DUUUUUNN!

[HyrulenRuler]

@demoncub1990 Lol.

[MrVaultLegend]

@HyrulenRuler never happened.

[FawlkesStudios]

@HyrulenRuler Personally If I was that man and then I saw this video my response would be something like "OMG I WAS SERVED BY BRENTALFLOSS AND DIDN'T RECOGNIZE HIM, I'm gonna hire that catering service again!"

[BlitzKriegDelay]

@HyrulenRuler What if the dude you served... had lyrics?

[HyrulenRuler]

@BlitzKriegDelay Heh,yeah.

[BlitzKriegDelay]

@HyrulenRuler Alternatively, the band-aid song.

[cobaltscarf]

i have that fear too its why i dont want to be a waiter

[KatonMakir]

I would have figured if you wanted the full effect I woulda found some white gloves lol

[powerbombfart]

you know the people you served could be watching this video right now

[powerbombfart]

Get Equipped With Metal Blade. Caution: They Are Sharp...

[austin214577]

HAHAHAHAHA 3:56

[KillerKishi]

I'm sorry, sir. I'm drunk.

[chibifox42]

Oh, Shit. That would be a scary experience. I almost pretended to be that customer, to prank you, but that would've just been mean. You. Are. Awesome.

[ChibiTails]

@chibifox42

I understand what you're trying to do, but I think Floss would find it strange that a man at an event fancy enough for french waiting would be using the name "chibifox42". :P

[chibifox42]

@ChibiTails Well played. I didn't think about that back when I commented that. I actually don't watch much anime anymore. By the way, nice username.

[ChibiTails]

@chibifox42

Haha, likewise!

[chibifox42]

@ChibiTails Thank you very much.

[Ewolf66]

I wonder if that guy saw this... If I were him I'd Sue :)

[chirutsurando]

Aaaaand what if this man watched this video~ ?

[MegaPictureme]

i always wank before serving customers

[mothman1997]

turn the transcribe captions on and at 2:06 it says that laboosh is live bullshit

[dudeguy371]

maybe there was a band-aid already in the food, and you dropped your band-aid in someone else's food O.o

[sourdouch928789]

brent......i told your boss two years later

[sourdouch928789]

brent......i told your boss

[netguybt4]

dear brentalfloss can a 15 year old get a job in catering

[Vip3rC4in0022]

omg i searched "CaterTown How To French Serve" on youtube

damn theres alot of things you cant do

[Woobooboo123]

Bow ties are cool!

[BuBBleGe0]

Did I just hear the FF Theme?

[mindstormmaster]

8:07 And knowing is half the battle?

[capcom4eva]

Inspiring how responsible u r by doing these side gigs while following ur dreams w/ all this extra work u put into ur youtube vidz. Pretty cool.

[capcom4eva]

Interesting predicament. Your great at telling stories, hope the guy who this happened to doesn't see this, lol.

[isanhiro]

Haha! Awesome. A very funny fictitious story. ;)

[Bladestorm687]

Lol her name is: The Mouth.

[DoctorTopper]

Yes, you should have taken his entire plate away.

You don't even need to knock the plate down, you could just TAKE IT!

[SympatheticRage]

you dropped WHAT IN MY FOOD???

[QWERTYSausage135]

@SympatheticRage as if that was really you

[SympatheticRage]

@QWERTYSausage135 hah i was just kidding, thought itd be humerous

[QWERTYSausage135]

@SympatheticRage lol, dont worry i was just kidding too (i really know it was you)

[goldenxninjaxchick]

I'm only 6 seconds in, but i already love this video because of the handsome bald guy in a tuxedo

[Gossipnastar]

NICE SAVE!!! :D

[FistFighter239]

Cool Story Bro

[dante404]

That was freaking disgusting. BUT, the bills have to get paid and it was a complete accident. You seem like you at least kept the your guest's interest in mind the whole time, so I can't say much.

As far as Burger King and other places, I worked at my school cafeteria. TRUST ME, it's better if you don't think about it. Otherwise both the servers and customers will be sickened.

Brent Rocks!!

Also, Subscribe Bitches!!

[indendunklenschatten]

Good thing this never happened, otherwise you would have been a filthy little prick ;D

[Apemopo]

Cool story bro! You're the man, Floss! :)

[divatalk2008]

LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!

[RatKingII]

shit happens all you can do is move on

[supertaters123]

im tellin lol

[indendunklenschatten]

Double-emforced band-aid ring xD

[lordzer1]

you dropped a bandaid in my food um im going to un subscribe

[NPurvis7622]

Awesome story, and very good points! Thanks for sharing!

[DeedsOfDesolation]

better hope the guy isnt watching this xD

[slohenxx]

LOL! la Bouche translates to the mouth.

So it would be: "miss the mouth"

XD

[stryder246]

Well... he knows about it know!

[ZeltArruin]

I guess we can hope is isn't a fan of yours....or is and likes you enough to let it slide?

[Saaliboy]

Lol this video was made/uploaded on my birthday :P

[supadwarfa]

keep practicing brent im a master at french service but i still get sore arms the next day

[Torchic956]

Your wall is still green from the Zelda With Lyrics video.

[MissKatieBuckley]

Wow i love you!

New fan here! ;)

Check out my channel! And i loveeeeeeeeeee ur accent! Even doh most americans say they dont have one but you do! Im irish! :D

[supadwarfa]

@MissKatieBuckley we dont say we have an accent because this is the way we have spoken for our entire lifes and amarican accents vary like a jersey accent a newyork accent lazy boy speech (wich i have)

[TheCth121]

You made me scared to eat at burger king

[Voltblue22]

You know...you could have just worn some of those traditional white butlering gloves...

[zHeathenz]

That was me god damn it!

[shuasoul]

@zHeathenz rightttttttttttttttttttttttttt­tttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt­ttttttttttttttttttttttttt

[zHeathenz]

That was me you prick!

[RidleyPrime16]

You did the right thing. Long as you know it's not like your blood would kill him.

[Boie5Clubpenguin]

Lagoosh no its LADOOSH

[KnittedZombies]

22 people cried at their french service

[SubbyP]

Smoove, Brent, smoove.

[DarthFennec]

You did the right thing.

[AwshomeneshShquared]

It's gonna suck if that same guy watched this video. :P

[ShadowOfAFailur999]

ha, i see the green wall you painted for zelda with lyrics

[NatsuHybrid]

I wouldn't say no to vigourous tonging in a dimly lit room from Brentalfloss.

[XxTerrorOfDeath]

best story ever

[dracel10]

you are the luckiest guy on earth dude!

[xlirate96]

I am your employer and you are fired!!! NOT!

[fable2fan2]

I now will never shake someone's hand

[Lugia625]

You're fired.



[zsclnik]

You are a hero. By saving the band-aid from the evil vegetable king of the plate you have single handedly stopped the worst from happening. You deserve a medal, and on that note you should of just left it there and when he noticed it and complained you should off said, "Oh Im Sorry Sir, you didnt order a side of band-aid" Then kill him and wear his skin for heat... ahh... yes..

[FistFighter239]

@zsclnik Oh insanity wolf...

[dbzkid26]

you could have lied and said that u noticed something was off with the vegi's and wanted to make sure he got good food :D

[Ballira]

@dbzkid26 I agree with you there, or when you tripped you have to 'accidentally' brace yourself in the man's plate. ANYTHING but letting him eat food that had a dirty bandaid in it. D=

[TheExtin]

Haha if this really WAS a true story, I'd say something like "You bastard you dropped a bandaid in my food!" haha

[GreatmageXx]

Brental: I'm sorry sir, I'm drunk

(ten minutes later)

Brental's boss: your fired.

[Nickstaproductions]

you're one funny guy brent

[ZombiePyro1]

So when the book come out?

[SmorshNG]

22 people were served by BrentalFloss.

[astrotoadp6]

@SmorshNG 22 people are disgusting, dirty bandaids.

[xaLeXcRoMbIeX]

@ScooterMcDuckTV Yes. I'm,sure it was...

[TheFlailingWolf]

Wow.

That's real smooth, dude. X3

[alucardious]

Im so proud

[drumgon]

you take the band-aid ring out of your pocket and its really a onion ring

[CrimsonOricleJigsaw]

sup floss...crimson oricle jigsaw here...before i begin i'd like to state that this is my first response to a youtube video...EVER...but dont worry...it's all good...first off...i cant (officially) say it was the so called right thing...BUT... you could have left it there...good man...and super spy slick too... i love your work and i wish you luck young sir...god loves the working class...sighned...crimson oricle jigsaw

[YoungRyu89]

I bet if you had a camera on me, it would have been like I just suddenly farted... and wasn't sure if anybody had heard me... it was that kind of moment. LOL! So funny man! But seriously I'm sorry. It must have been terrible you know you're just saying to yourself at that moment, "Oh god! What do I do now! What the hell am I gonna do now?!?" while trying to stay calm and sharp. By the way, I think that you're totally right about the Burger King story. They're probably masturbating themselves.

[CheeboRobo]

But it was double-enforced! DD:

[emospinda]

awsome

[katc66]

its ok brent ur not the only one that happens to...at least u made a diversion in time my mums friend almost got fired one time for a bandaid slipping into a kids plate of fries XD

[RaptureDaddy]

thats gross

[501PS3]

hahahahahah

dude you tell story's just like i do man hahah thats god dame funny hahah

by the way, you did the best sthing

( i'll did the same thing hahah )

great and funny stuf hapent 2 you man :)

gr 501PS3 big fan of your work :D

[blakXfire]

lol i dont eat veggies anyway

[coolkeyblade]

The 22 people who disliked this video were the guy's family.

[MoreAwsomeThenYou]

NO MORE BK FOR ME!

[ZombiePyro1]

im done with fast food......forever.....or not idk but thats sick! not the band aid thing the masturbation thing but nice story btw

[rosiekillian]

lmao

oh god, I once spilled three plates of spaghetti on a man in a tux while serving a formal event. I know your fear of spilling food on people!

[mothman1997]

@rosiekillian what did he do

[Squeedly135]

@woodythewoodchuck1 Dude, this is entertainment. He is trying to tell a full story and share his perspectives to entertain the people of youtube. You want quick and pointless stories? Go on like MLIA or something.

[woodythewoodchuck1]

It took you 8 and a half fucking minutes to say you dropped your band-aid in a guy's food

[ZatchTrel]

x3 awesome story, and now when I go to a fast food place I will always ask, "Did you masturbate with those hands?"

[AbysmalDistress]

I'm never eating Burger King again.

[cheatsyokoopa]

my brother cut his nail with a hatch it

[TheLinkCourtet2]

@cheatsyokoopa you spelled this wrong its spelled hatchet

[cheatsyokoopa]

@TheLinkCourtet2 opps

[ramiel555]

Wow, those 'transcribe audio' captions are so fucked up.....

[xtremeskilzfrombirth]

Yep. exactly as I expected. anyway, I would have been like, "oh, that plate looks dirty, let me take if from you and I'll get you another one." and took it away before he ever got a chance to say anything.

[xtremeskilzfrombirth]

oh god. i have an idea of how this story is going to end.

[Spikedgoblinz]

thats why you are so epic xD

[cenadogg]

i will never trust severs again after this

[TheBlacKoopa]

Laboosh sounds like a LaDick.

[aceofspades3571]

Put on captions.

Go to 6:11.

Shit Bricks.

[msh11201996]

@aceofspades3571 I don't get it

[JohnLeaf64]

My father used to work in a restaurant and he told me this. Never start an argument with the waiters or anyone who works there until after you've ate. They can spit in your food and do all sorts of things.

[BiologicallySuper]

If you get a cut on the middle finger, you can flip someone off and say "LOOK AT MY BOO BOO"

[agentgamma23]

this may be the funniest story I've ever heard

[remboy3000]

lol Should have got teh first aid peples and asked them for gud gud bandies that don't slippy out with icky and sticky stuff... Got it memorized?

[jd5iron]

You are absolutely the most quick-thinking, amazing person EVER! EVER! No, seriously...I laughed so hard at this I shot milk out my nose...and I haven't had milk since dinner last night! Holy hell.

[LolWtfBbqWoW]

"Im trying to charm this table with my words" As apposed to your....awesomeness?

[NeoShenron95]

Nice job way to think fast

[LTFC1992]

oh god brent i really feel you with the serving part that is really a pain in the neck thats why i do mechanics now easier and less likely to fuck up (well not the way you would of)

[aarsho]

Cool story, bro. Remind me not to let you serve me...

[1MikePappa1]

Good story xD.

[janppachan]

I'm sorry sir, I'm drunk.

[ChEaTer0987]

it's all because of the blender.....

[cowprobe1]

Ha u dick

[Scouter9001]

what if the guy saw this vid O-0

[mudbud333]

good thing it diddnt happen, right

[kordsfist]

hit or hate?

[hobbitno12]

the guy is totally subbed to you and is watching this thinking SON OF A BITCH!

[LeoPirate]

Hahaha, this is the greatest story I've seen on YouTube. And don't feel guilty: it's not like you have AIDs or anything to give to guy.

If it makes you feel any better, I would have ATTEMPTED to do the same exact thing you did, but fail miserably and have everyone see that I was trying to take a band aid out of the guy's veggies.

[chibirobo99999]

French service sounds like a b*tch

and the french lady didn't help your confidence either.

P.S. my sister walkied in at the beggining of this video and gave you a "wolf whistle"

[pnerualevolI]

jer name was "la bouche"? that means "the mouth" lol

[Dennoman2007]

French lady with a German accent, I would have peed myself right then and there.

[cobraveins]

You are so cute. I wouldn't even mind if you dropped a Band-Aid in my food, because you're so cute. LOL. /CREEPER

[lightgamet]

Hopefully nobody from the event finds out about this D:

[InfernalRhythm]

You definitely have a way about you when it comes to telling stories.

[Krystedez]

I was thinking GLOVES... GLOVES!!! the entire time watching this...

But what if your finger started to bleed and that part of the glove was red ... or something o_o...

Still, there's no telling if and when that person who you served food to or your boss for that matter sees this.

...unless you get a new job before then. :)

[hypro50]

imagine if the customer had a youtube account and saw this. can you say fired? luckily, it hasn't hapened..... yet

[OMGIAmNaked]

It totally did happen lol at least you're one of the few who's considerate to your customers :D

[LucarioFan13]

wow. im speechless.

[anonymous1808]

You are a great entertainer/storyteller, besides you being a great musician.

[nightsong81]

As long as Brent doesn't have some kind of horrible disease the guy will be fine. Unless the guy had AIDS or something, in which case he's fucked regardless. Either way, people who are getting really down on the Flossman are overreacting.

[crinos43]

WHAT never happened? LOL

[FluffyMI6]

The smooth Brentalfloss in action, nice ;D

[AxlTheHunter]

wow dude, that's something I would do, only in my case the band aid would have been discovered..... then at that moment you would here the Metal Gear sound and exclamation points would apppear over the heads of everyone in the vecinity.

[blackmercenary]

smooth floss lol

[TheRedDash]

why didn't you wear some gloves ? white ones

[Thetruecrow]

Terrible floss!

[Helfinator]

This is an awsome story! : - ) Actually it would be really funny if the guy, that you dropped your band-aid into his food, was watching this video. . .

[megabrandcerial123]

mr.floss this is your boss you are fired.... haha jk awsome story