ANDES TELETRANSPORTER

[mekdigital]

EPIC!

[tamelz]

i wonder what will happen to all the men on this video if their girlfriends were watching this

[makilicious1]

how about for girls night out? this shit can go bothways :D i need one two :)))

[anaemia]

Ah yes, because women hate fun... I love how beer commercials constantly portray real women so accurately... we're either all bland fun-sponges or sexualised objects.

[brainwashed13G]

@ 1.23 queensryche operation mindcrime!

[chillz27]

can i get one that sounds like i'm in a bar so when my friends ring me it sounds like i have a social life?

[imogenegiselle]

Wow. How incredibly sexist.

[ELTIGERBLOOD]

@imogenegiselle you spelled accurate wrong.

[johnkx]

How could have I not seen this! My dad owns a bar, and I will definitely recommend this (but you'll have to pay to get inside :3)

[holyevil]

*bows*



[Forkboy69]

This is very important and should be embedded on the next gold disc that goes into space.

[memphisk02]

@Forkboy69 we would be gods. we would be worshiped by any and all beings that haven't thought about this before. we would be remembered until the end of time.

f*** quantum mechanics etc. THIS is genious right here.

It's the dawn of a new age, and it is legendary

[nikopk85]

@ lovedvy99 this is actually the phase where you have passed all this, "ladie snight for me then and all that bla bla.... and it obviously clear u never had a girelfriend, because u think being to much of man is the right way!! dude ur so behind!!!!!

cool can also be used to call peple and answear your phone without going outside the bar in the cold or rain or snow for that matter, as to whether you lie or not thats up to u 2 ,,,,,, DICKHEAD guy acting liek u know the real man

[kingandrewapolo1]

best invention after beer!

[Jakedunc]

But will it blend?

[blacksymbian97]

45 people are bitchy girlfriends.

[sham3az]

any one knows the soundtrack played when they where making the TRANSPORTER or when the man exit the TRANSPORTER?

[eauie72]

@sham3az i think it sounds like Requiem For A Dream by Clint Mansell. I'm not quite really sure.

[Joebacher1]

Apparently noone here has ever been to the safehouse in Milwaukee, Wisconsin. They've had this exact thing at their bar, complete with over 99 different ambient noises to choose from, for the last 25 years......

[abcva2]

@thetruthhurtsbaby it's marketed to men but you can use it too

[ZeburningC]

@thetruthhurtsbaby Feminists. Lol, you guys are hilarious :)

[wahhagoogoo]

@thetruthhurtsbaby lol its a joke.. grow up

[audreee]

If it's completely sound proof, i doubt there's any cellular reception inside!

[jayasuriya101]

@audreee Clearly, you are a nub when it comes to basic engineering. Human audio range = 20 Hz - 20 kHz. Cell frequencies are at like ~500-2000 MHz ranges. Selective filtering.

[Samou579]

LOL

[gatohombre072]

@thetruthhurtsbaby wanna cry about it baby?

[ketrpa]

@gatohombre072 nobody puts baby in a corner

[JujuG20t]

sliced bread... I'm sorry. I've met someone better

[ditya0301060109]

LoL LoL

[kus2ganteng]

a simple answer:

women need to stop their bitching.

[JAydUBr6]

Moral of the Story..

All women are selfish stupid BITCHES.

Does the machine FUCK them when you come home drunk and just wanna sleep to?

If it does i'll take 3, one for each girlfriend.

[masterbard1]

let's say for the sake of argument that your girlfriend calls and like always murphy's law will apply. the fucking transporter is busy. you are screwed!!!!

[gurlinpink12]

chyeeaa right! it's for everyone! not only for men, so guys, watch out! LOL

[handsomebassman]

This is the greatest thing I have ever seen.

[dancinggamer]

this is for real??

[JAydUBr6]

@dancinggamer Very, Google it. Saw this on Reddit, everyone's talking about it.

[degenererad]

you know what this will do...? Bitches wont trust SHIT after this..

[mrsiepel1]

How bout tell that bitch where you are and if she has a problem with it she can fuck off. Men, grow some balls and start acting like MEN

[Shukochan]

Can I get that thing installed at the mall so my boyfriend doesn't have to know I'm there spending his money on new pairs of shoes (again)?

[MrKevinsense]

@Shukochan NO! That is reprehensible misuse of the machine!

[thecrazyhorse0001]

Seems legit!

[DontFearGrim]

or women could stop their whining.

[mebehindtheshadows]

is this for real??

[11scorpionking]

yeah!wtf!.this will increase the cases of cheating!hahahahaha

[choochy123]

this is funny

[mcpigl3t]

is this real??

[GamenHD]

guy: wtf.. this wrked well until my gf saw me in this video.. gd job youtube

[Adelaine37]

Because God forbid you be honest with your girlfriend and have a healthy, honest relationship...

[nyeshangpride]

the next best thing in a bar [after alcohol ofcourse!]

[Bangobongo113]

genius

[Danistones77]

jaja no me canso de verlo! son unos genios estos tipos!

[infokill]

37 people would prefer to walk into the Tardis and be a nerd.

[michalwierucki]

I need the soundtrack! Certainly without the dialogues. Anybody able to help?!!

[werewolfgrunt]

the only problem is there is no way they would be free

[DBCOOPER888]

Epic

[unprofessionalvids]

"facetime" was probably designed by a woman to counter such trickery

[geralynclaire]

Boy's Reaction: Hlysht! COOL.

Girl's Reaction: :o WhattheEff?

[Loveydvy99]

Why date someone you'd have to go to such great lengths to deceive? If they were real men they'd find a girl who says, "Sweet deal, ladies night for me then!" instead of pussy-footing around like wimps. I wanna see a liquor add where the girlfriends have their own fun instead of acting like harpies tied to spineless losers.

[DAdZor]

@Loveydvy99 life ain't always as we want it to be, sometimes we can deceive ourselves and the others that it is ... for the sake of a better life

[the4realeddie]

@Loveydvy99 No such thing :)), girls don't need a teletransporter in the kitchen darling

[InterMusac]

@Loveydvy99 generally it is a good idea to have a sound proof environment at a club for calling, what you use it for is up to you.

[captainbo]

@Loveydvy99 you're so right. because this isn't a joke, it's a genuine solution to a real problem. and the teletransporter exists. God, what a world we live in. thank heavens we have people like you to point out where we're going wrong

[jhab007]

36 women now

[Fredchiodi]

hahaaaha.... just brilliant!!

This shows the creativity of ARGENTINEANS when it comes to ADVERTISING

[izabelagd]

oh,I'm a girl and I love it :):):)really cool :)It's women's fault that men need things like that..poor guys...

[S0uluser6]

@izabelagd yea poor me! :D

[CorvusOfMellori]

@S0uluser6 @DAdZor She's been inactive for 7 months. I doubt that she is even real...

[DAdZor]

@izabelagd marry me

[brmxcommander]

Man, thats the thing !!!!

Know that this idea was robbed from the guy who invented the PC (like 40 years ago)

PC = personal closet

[germainmovich]

como se llama la cancion del comienzo ?

[nikkisn20]

haha wow im a girl & no i dont yell at my husband that he can't leave with the guys, i dont care really lol. he deserves time with his friends.

[Bartyx164]

Nice

[BigBoss0137]

Anyone know the name of the song that starts at 0:31?

[nikfent]

Stumbled

[yamirhm]

NOOOOO ! I'm a girl.. so I don't like this!! hahaha

[lhynuel11]

well i hate this

[MU51CxL0V3R]

COOL!! I WONDER IF YOU MUST 'TURN ON THE POWER AND LINK IT' BEFORE YOU USE IT...

[Schpudd]

@MU51CxL0V3R did you even watch the video?

[MU51CxL0V3R]

@Schpudd u obviously did not notice my CoD reference...

[jimifloydrix]

needs a zombie apocalypse mode.

[MrEventomega]

This is quite possibly the most important invention of the last like, 3 centuries.

[hippypunk712]

Brilliant!

[BillyG800]

i want my girlfriend to call me a pirate...

[luanatelha]

This is also the solution for many women ... There are very jealous men out there!!!

[chelseanicks91]

this is amazing.

[jay55also]

Stumbled into this one,not bad.

[Johoti]

This is possibly the most practical thing Ive ever seen. I want to see these in the US. It doesn't just have to be used to avoid bitchy Girlfriends, you could use it when your boss called to ask why your not at work too! Use it when you're supposed to be watching your brats soccer game! The potential for this machine is limited only by the number of places we don't want to be and the people were blowing off to not be there. Genius.

[izabelaR]

@Johoti Ha ha. Yeah so true!

[tibet220]

why can't you just tell her that you're going to be at a bar drinking with your friends and if she doesn't like it, that's her problem and you do it anyway. I feel sorry for you if your girlfriend has got you by the balls so badly that you would feel like you have to cower into a little booth and cue up some sound effects to bolster your outrageous lie about....drinking beers with your friends. If she has a problem with that...GET RID OF HER AND FIND A GIRL WHO IS NOT A BITCH.

[Mothman405]

@tibet220 You don't have a girlfriend

[tibet220]

@Mothman405 in fact I have a wonderful girlfriend - one that's not controlling

[balcaju]

@tibet220 easy there tiger, its just a joke.

[tibet220]

@balcaju yes the commercial is and so are guys who are afraid of their girlfriends

[scottevill]

@tibet220 you know nothing of women.

[tibet220]

@scottevill

I know how they can be...but there are ways of dealing with this. My point is that it is kind of a pussy move to be so afraid of your woman that you can't just say 'hey, I'm going to the bar with my friends.' In essence, don't be whipped. Men know the trick. Good luck :)

[CosmicVenom]

@tibet220 thats coz ur imaginary girlfriend is cheating on you.

[tibet220]

@CosmicVenom the real one isn't and that's all that matters.

[CosmicVenom]

@tibet220 thats what you think...cos whenever you call her...shes in the TELETRANSPORTER...

[AgenteMadreo]

Un brindis por el genio argentino... gran pais locos

[eyeCicem]

holy shit ahaha thats crazzyyy!

[jintakun23]

a wonderful idea

[ookverbermin]

why don't they have these EVERYWHERE??

[maddhatter919]

Hmm too bad. Face time will totally ruin this idea. Someone better make an actual teleporter...I'm looking at you scientists! C'mon its 2010!

[Firesong01]

GENIUS!!!!!!!!!!!! ABSOLUTE GENIUS!!!!!!!

[japhyryder321]

WHY DONT THEY HAVE THESE IN NYC???!

[MizAshleyArsenic]

LOVE the idea, don't love the sexism. Why would guys need this any more than girls. But alas, it's better marketing to target men.

[hoostine36]

YES!!!!!!!!!

[redenzo1986]

bahahaha. if only men and women didnt need to lie and could just go out and have fun. very funny and a genius invention.

[edytabumpkin]

hahahah is this thing for real? that's awesome!

[LadyChucklez]

This is fuckin great. I wish we had those here. Fuckin lucky bastards.

[BoostedSuFi]

Please, pretty please, bring this to the states!

[jessiiqaa0619]

ah ps io qiero 5 pra ievar!;D

[fireinthesky2008]

malisimo.. que poca originalidad, se parece a todas las otras propagandas...

[jasonjagitc]

Excelente!!!!!

[enzo1st]

my girlfriend watched this 26 times

[LadyChucklez]

That is fuckin awesome. I need me one of those.

[djkarcel]

BRILLIANT FFS ! :D

[ebytese]

This is awesome! Oh yes, girls could use this,also. I know I would. :p

[Kanbas]

if only it existed...

[LorDaEroN26]

1032 man liked it

24 woman hate it because this allow us get freedom and scape from their clutches.

[nathitube]

ya existe un bar con eso en brazil hace años...

[WitsyBleu]

i'm a woman, but this is sooo funny xD

[midwife89]

hahaha.... just great although a woman!!!!!

[gisellelouayad]

This is a brilliant idea of a Great Liar. I don't think women approve of this !!!!

[alesia1065]

haha..make that 21 women.

[maistortrichko]

Why not get a decent girlfriend that's not a prick?

[Abir2t]

well ..women can use it also :P ..

[Lordcorben]

jajaja que grande! Awesome! I want one of those!

[xXxTRIVIUMxXx666]

FUCKING WIN!

[spoonbomb]

did this actually happen ?

i really hope so

[ScottWarley88]

LADtube

[TerroristZero]

Thought to myself GODLIKE!!! Totally just saw God of War 3 as the featured video next to this! XD

[501commander]

LADS

[noelfan]

LADS

[Adammarr111]

LAD

[chandlereen]

fewer couples broken up*

[citysambo]

TrueLADS

[republikakkk]

dream :D

[goqwertygo]

stumbleupon...so random:D

[vascuionel]

i wanna buy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



[173rdStarbuck]

You idiots. You know by "Liking" this video you've made sure that your girlfriends will see this, right?

[mihalistuzovic]

@173rdStarbuck i dont care...

[BlackhawkARMA]

1:46 - Smuggest guy in the world

[gcore18]

Why am i just hearing about this now?!?

[gcore18]

20 women have watched this.

[rms91188]

@gcore18 make that 21--> and i think it's effin epic ^_^

[tiredblock]

@gcore18

**26

[IXBOTIKA]

@gcore18

the womans can use this too!!

hello baby? im in a baby shower! im at the gym hahaha i like that!

[haynar09]

@gcore18 already 33 :D

[catchmetrynot]

@gcore18 now 33 :)

[javyjavbaez]

yesssss!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!

[ziedhagen23]

hablen en español lornas.XD

[ivan1080p]

Just turn off the phone...

[TrayMcBong]

wait...this shit is REAL?!?!?!

[240SSONLY]

third good thing i see coming from Argentina other then the women, and good steaks... lol

thats it... respect it... cause i like it, brilliant

[xxemir89xx]

Wow...this is the type of idea that will get you rich

[sirjocbarok]

17 girlfriends didn't like this one

[Athrunwong]

We need this at our town......

[andesteletransporter]

test

[menensa]

Be careful what you wish for.

This will work both way. So don't get 2 excited.

Girls could be more dangerous liars tough, not sure.

[DeHydraInFusion]

LOL