Tim Hawkins Things you don't say to your wife

[SuperLuvbug98]

if ur a guy that dosnt want to get killed by a knife these are the things you dont say to ur wiffee lolz

[Fuzzy192006]

Q: What do you call an empty jar of Cheeze Whiz?

A: Cheeze Whuz.

[Zeroaster1]

Har di yeu garb some wargt en yar rarend?

[kmaster4217]

hey did u gan sum wate in ur rear end

[DearSkylark]

@kmaster4217 hey did you ever learn how to spell?

[xxsamplextextxx]

@kmaster4217 Oh my goodness, your spelling is terrible.

[Iheartcheese1234]

Forks

[matthewjenkins09]

130 people want to get killed by there wives

[Cadrakans]

130 women had their husbands tell them this

[NoPancakeMix54]

If your a man who doesn't want to get killed with a knife, these are the things you don't say to your wife... :D

[DbzAnnie]

I remember the first time i watched this i looked at the title a knew this was going to be my new favorite song! XD

[143terri]

love the song

[blaster963]

These are the things I would say to my Wife!

[Apologetics102]

"Happy anniversary, I bought...you...a...tread..mill­."

Hilarious!!

[MessalonskeeTaylor]

TIM IS COMING TO MAINE AND IMMA BE A VIP!!!! SUCK. ON. THAT!!!

[Lecuser]

@MessalonskeeTaylor no one cares...... hahaha

[Axeminister5]

hilarious



[solly7]

There are 130 people who have no idea of what is funny.

[xVMoneyFB]

thanks for the advice this will come in handy 15 years from now

[haiironoyuki39]

I love this so much...

Total count of men who searched "things to never say to your wife": 18002/2

do da maths

[MyDancegirl1]

Hey honey have u gained some wait in ur rear end Lol sooooooooo funny

[TheCamster4545]

i love this video



[wife2j]

hahahahah lol thay is so funny

[AvengeTheMartyrMusic]

I'm playing and singing this at my friends Josh's wedding

[DeathsBestBitch]

One of the few nonvulgarish commidians I actually do like. Tim, you are a FUNNEH MAN. Keep your job and I promise not to be the wife with the knife :D

[993nicole]

"Happy anniversary, I bought you a tread...mill" and "If you're a man who doesnt want to get killed with a knife, these are the things you dont say to your wife"

[EvanescenceFan27]

How Funny

[silentcypher]

2 years after watching this, and I still can't figure out the guitar solo!!!

[katherine13620]

Solo *ding* ok!:) lol i love this song

[lollipopsrcool78]

BEST SOLO EVER!!!!!! :)

[AmberOrielWatts]

That Was An Amazing Solo. :-)

[puroKshaniia]

this corresponds to 128 peoplee C:

[subzeros1451]

SOLO!

*Strums 1 note*

Ok!

LOL!

[sirbrek1]

Funny guy.

[alihau]

Awesome!!!!!!!!!

I loved it! It always makes me laugh!

[manlyPizza]

thumbs up if u laughed at the solo -.-

[SuperLuvbug98]

@manlyPizza i kinda did lol

[austinhurt96]

What is the name of this actual song?

[restinpeas1]

@austinhurt96 i hope you have the time of your life

[AmbientSkater]

@austinhurt96 Good Riddance by Green Day

[TheNohands11]

i just found this guy 2 days ago and this is my fav...

[claddagh23451]

I will remember this for the future

[boysjoy3]

LOL

[pokerhome]

1:09

[lissabear135]

SOLO*twang* okie

[guitarherorock11]

sweet guitar solo

[Kratos4185]

SOLO *dirt* ok

[StratusForce908]

I would if I had a Wife..............

[Sassynatcat]

These are the things you don't say to your

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee­ff!!!!!!!!! Hahahaahhahahahahahahaha KMSL THIS ROKS!!!!!!!!! Thumbs up if uve said that to it wife!!!!!

[thugai]

good riddance guitar :) green day FTW!!

[partycentral97]

LOL...SOLO!

[wesinator123]

i laughed so hard i cried. i cant stop watching it lol. things u don't say to you're weeeigh.

[jaczen13]

Okay okay ! That solo freaks me out! Its freakin' insane!!?! .. I wish I could play that solo :(

[kungfumonk007]

Cute

[ixtroon]

that solo was so awesome ahahhah

[GoodJobGuy]

124 men said this to their wife.

[skittywittykitty]

@GoodJobGuy XDD

[xBlooWahFullx]

Green Day fuck yeah

[dancebabe618]

if you're a man who doesn't want to get killed with a knife, these are the things you don't say to your weeeeefeee.. :D <3 you Tim!!!

[samme205]

SOLO "twang" OK

[Phantomfile]

@MrRay4ever About 4 million. :D

[vladvalentinov]

u should listen to all his other songs!

[Ilovecaptainjack224]

I got to hear him sing this in PERSON! Then I got to meet him and tell him I loved it!

[soonerman801]

Thumbs up if you said "Oops, sorry honey!" during this video!

[benthere915]

awesome



[Wolfsfang2000]

Ya...

[TraptPurpleDeviI]

SOLO!*twang*Okay.

[BoogieWoogieKing]

@TraptPurpleDeviI That's my favourite part. LOL

[Wolfsfang2000]

Best song wrighter EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!! If I could wrighte songs like that, I would wrighte one about brothers!! THAY SUCK!!!!

[thecoolestdudeeve100]

@Wolfsfang2000 writer, not wrighter. If you mean the Wright brothers in a funny way, then wright would be a perfect word. But his song has no relation to the wright brothers. Happy Thanksgiving.

[mpw19962001]

One word: iTunes. 

[zaaackattaaack]

anybody have the tabs for the solo?

[extremebowhunter123]

hit 2 then 7 for * those shoes i think there pretty fake

[ilovemarshmallows06]

He must be speaking from experience. XD

[HAHAHAFUNNY7780]

Wait you wern`t supposed to say to your wife

[GypsyDoodleGirl]

if you keep hitting the 6 key, it will go to the solo. I LOVE THIS SONG! I LOVE YOU TIM HAWKINS!!!!!!! i have this song memorized!

[ROLEabilitY]

120 men thought these were the things TO say to your wife.

[MegaNerdyme]

that stuff is hilarious!!!

my mom laughed and recorded it for my dad!!!

:)

[SSFilms365]

Anyone have the Tabs for the Solo?

I can't seem to get it =\

[k9lover999]

Thumbs up if Frostwingwarriorcat on DeviantArt brought you here, or thumbs up if you were brought here by a amazingly funny guy! *CoughCoughTimCoughHawkinsCoug­hCough*

[johnryanblack]

Thumbs up if you were impressed by Tim Hawkins choreography!

[myachimaster1]

go make some dinner while i watch this fishing show

[sinderspown3ge]

these are the things you don't say to you'r weeeeefe

[ofakar]

If you're the man who doesn't want to get killed with a knife;

these are the things you don't say to your wife (wiieeeef)

LOL

[RCG21147]

i love the solo! its the best

[358jad]

:):):):):)

[AWESOMEYOMAMA]

funny heh heh

[teamwerewolf1998]

I just listened to Time of your life by Green Day, and then I watched this! It's so funny. I smile and laugh every single time.

[MarieStar1996]

he should make a song things you dont say to your Girlfriend i bet some boys would love to watch itt (they probly have already said half the things that would be in the song):):):):):) lol!

[TheEyeBuster]

had to go listen to real verson from green day

GO GREEN DAY

[princessjune99]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

[mppbj123]

i love this tim hawkins is so funny

[mrperson765]

Tim Hawkins is the best comedian EVER!!!!

[BKupchuck57]

119 men disliked it because they learned this lesson too late AND the hard way...

[BKupchuck57]

"SOLO!" -doink- "OKAY!" *keeps playing*

[silversilence14]

119 dislikes are the ghosts of men who got killed by a knife :)

[95surinder]

love this song it is amazing!!! if he did a tour in Britain I would go and watch him best Christian comidian ever!!!

[thecoolestdudeeve100]

Thumbs up if you smiled while watching this

[actressprincess2]

@thecoolestdudeeve100 I love tim hawkins! I remember when I first saw him, he had like 5 thousand viewers on each video, and now he has at least 1 million!:)

[rightwingradical2010]

Tim Hawkins and Mark Lowry are both hilarious! And all of there stuff is Clean... It just proves, that there is still a possibility for good clean humor!

[rockerIG88]

i <3 that song so does my family

[MegaUnknown43]

solo "note" ok

[narnia1256]

i did the choreography myself

[JesusJack4x4]

Live N Learn !

[jbninja311994]

hahahahaha



[MrsCherrySlushy]

and whered you get those shoes i think theyre pretty la-ame. WOULD YOU STOP TALKING CAUSE IM TRYING TO WATCH THE GAME!

[xLoganFoster11]

Solo!.. Beew! Ohhhkay! :)

[Alexthewildone]

thx for the help Tim :)

[Chrismasfish]

The 119 people who disliked this video must be the guys who said these things to their wives

[Ninjachamp15]

I love the song, and his hair...

[beetlesbum69]

when im sad all i have to do is watch nme some tim hawkins!!! :)

[DarthPraxus27]

Green Day+Tim Hawkins=Mind Blown.

[redredc1]

I once showed my Grandma this video, and she said `I would like a treadmill for my anniversary.

[weetcka]

@redredc1 when I read this I thought: awww... should have looked cute :]

[Magicalmayonaisse]

I love this guy!

Thumbs up for his longer hair!

[FireHeart217]

He's started to sound like Dylan there towrad the end when saying "things you don't say to your wife....

[Cusemanmike]

Hahaha this was hilarious. The theme sounded familiar though....anybody know the name of the song he was parodying?

[adevandry]

@Cusemanmike Good Riddance (Time of Your Life)

[rgirls16]

I love how he started laughing when he said "Happy aniversary i bought you- *laugh* a tred milL!

[420jdb]

@rgirls16 or the same kind of thing when he says he taped a fishing show over the wedding video :P

[iluvpie143]

lol. Hes soo funny!

[SilentBiscuit333]

I loved the solo!

[JosVampGirl]

If I ever was to get arrested, my husband would be found killed with a knife. XD

[hannahsusan57]

solo is the best ever

[hannahsusan57]

hahaha i love this

[ggdacat56]

solo!!! "Doink" ive seen this vid so many times but why does he have to make fun of green day!?

[satriarchgtarist666]

@ggdacat56

Its called humor, dont get all offended and what not.

I laughed my ass off , and i like green day as well. :-)

[nick31898]

happy aniversary i bought you a ....tread mill!

[TheMegaGiraffe]

"Solo!" *bing* "OK!!"

Best...solo...ever...

[XxSkilletSaviorxX]

Any one know the tabs on that solo?! lol xD

[cbrandon60]

"***I do not own the song or the video, such things are property of the prosective copyright owners.***" This does not relieve you of copyright infringement. LOL

[thelolfan]

Beast

[Swagbucksgiki]

Fake and gay!

[tinybird17]

@Swagbucksgiki how is it fake and gay?

[NOwikiaoasis]

@tinybird17 Ignore it, it's just a troll

[MrAgent6969]

very funny



[spikerader]

best song ever lol i love this song it is so funny

[tigreen14]

it took me a while but I finally learned to play the solo

[thedeerhunter23]

@tigreen14 dude i cant i keep trying... ive been studying it for a couple months now... i always pluck the wrong string :( hardest solo ever... its not as easy as metallica :l

[shadowboltprod]

116 people got stabbed by their wives.

[KamikazesRedwings]

wow this is some funny ass shit when your high, i mean it's just so fucking terrible

[flathanger]

solo *ding* okay!!! lol

[SuperSmylyZ2]

SOLO!!: *blink* KAY!!

[KrazyEngima]

he just sped up the guitar portion from time of your life by greenday

[sethwoodring]

@KrazyEngima no shit sherlock he meant for it to sound like that -_______-

[NOwikiaoasis]

@KrazyEngima No... of course he did! That's what he does! He parodies songs!

[cam20091]

he did the choriography his-self

[boyds333]

so damned funny



[MCTVNation]

the 116 who disliked the video are just pissed their dick is as long as the dislike bar

[JBIRDwhatstheword]

GO TO jobrien123 and support him and watch jellybeans

REALLLY FUNNY

[Ollie7707]

i cant decide if this ruins "Time of Your Life" or enhances it......

[TheEyelinerchic]

SOLO! *strum* OKAYY! xD

[Jmoairmaster]

funny, but the subjects aren't surprising

[DrQuest44]

Love the solo....LOL....

[workareno99]

115 men got divorced becuase they sang this to there wife

[CPUltimateProduction]

lol



[djhoffmanjdcpa]

Saved my marraige. Thanks!

[simplysist3rs]

nice

[Tapedoniphone]

Greenday :)

[summerchica96]

i saw him live and he is soooo funny :D

[1992HappyFeet]

*Strumming the guitar* "I did the choreography myself." *Continues strumming* Haha.

[michelleand4]

Solo twinkie hahahahahaha

[cindayylu]

ok  im so comfurst

[KokonutCupcakez]

solo! -twonk- OK!

[LilMuzicLover]

I love this! My favorite by him is nursery rhymes though. Everything he does is hilarious!

[Stupidboy167]

green day is my favorite band.. (i have all of their songs) so this is like really really good lol

[skateboarding616]

this is so fuuny but the subway one by him is so good you should look it up

[kenkb02]

1:08 Best. Solo. Ever.  :D

[guitarhead911]

how do you dislike this?

[bubblezluv4eva]

lol!!!! is his wife fat ot something?

[Blondie5191]

your pretty brave if you buy your wive a treadmill for her anniversery haha

[bubblezluv4eva]

meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee­eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaa­aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan? noooooooo!fuuuuuuuuuunnnnnnnnn­nnny?yessss!

[trex140]

114 ppl hear this song too late

[TripleShockWave]

This is so funny!

[EeroVT]

sounds like green day

[orangechicken210]

@EeroVT that may be because it is a parody of Green Day's good riddance (Time of your life)