Q&A: What's the Best Way To Masturbate? (I'm a Guy)

[mylife1221]

@mylife1221 room* I meant

[mylife1221]

@gamerdragocasulkid Sadly, we don't have chairs in our house :( apart from armchairs :L you are lucky, because only sometimes my parents aren't home, but only for about 15 mins they are away, but luckily I don't get caught when I masturbate in the living rom :) I never have been caught once in a lifetime, even though I started at 7 years old O_o

[mylife1221]

I'm uncircumcised, and I close my door (lock doesn't work, unfortunately);

Turn on my laptop;

Find a cheap porn site;

Find a reasonable video;

Play;

Start masturbating! :)

[gamerdragocasulkid]

@mylife1221 im uncircumcised and do the same thing parents arent home so i can do it anywhere with nobody disturbing me so im lucky PS. if u have a chair tall enough to reach the nob angle it so that if Somebody pushes the door it will be forced to the ground and only way to get in is to brake the chair of move a not so heavy shelf infront of the door

[shagadellic12]

Close my door, watch some porn, thats it

On a special occasion when no one is home

Go to bathroom and get baby oil (My lubricant)

watch porn, keep applying baby oil for as long as you masturbate

[fonzierox56]

for me,

1. Go to the nearest playground.

2. Dry rub it.

3. Scream loudly

[someguy672]

If you're not circumcised you don't need lube.

[thunder72191]

@someguy672 u dont needit if u are either

[SCUBONZIES]

what about nuttin in rubber gloves then pulling out of a flesh light

[DanteDevil2727]

I always get distracted somehow! :(

[aliensufo9]

does anyone else find it weird that in all their episodes, they talk about sex and what not, and drink at the same time. just wondering.

[TwizzElishus]

i masturbate with dirty hands and a dry penis

[ex23tom]

@TwizzElishus HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA your freaking funny nice one .

[jollyrancher4086]

well here is my idea get a stuffed animal and fuck it wil waching porn chreet the stuffed animal like it is your wife on the bed

[mr931126]

find some nice pics of hot girls with open mouth against the cam, then you make your load on your HD screen!

[mr931126]

@mr931126 dont forgett to clean!

[InSaNoDaCloWn]

Lay on your arm til its numb then fuck your dead fist to your hearts content

[111086sr]

@dh4life LOL

[jimdog1982]

im stroking and watching this at same time d ad getting my wife horny rofl

[aggammer55]

what about girls? i would like to kno for future reference!

[dh4life100]

My personal preference is when, I take out the turtles from my multiple tanks. Then, I lead a trail of turtle treats, leading up to my moist, brown, hairy, tight butthole. The turtles, then spotting my butthole, continue to fight over posession of the opening the my "cave", this is what I call it when talking to the turtles. "Who's gonna get up there first? The cave is warm and ready for swimming."

[rminitials]

Sometimes I grab the camera and make my own solo porn, is that weird? Also, fingering hurts after 2 am, why?

Signed ~ JustinBieber

[skeletorphd]

@MrBigdick81 Better still, the classroom...

...WHILE teaching lessons.

[aftertouchbeatz]

damn that's a random ass bald spot; where a hat buddy

[MongooseFreeRider]

I always watch porn nothing else

[Serena405]

I spent 5mins looking for nick9345's comment

[alisnake222]

thos guys are so fukin sick the show is also sick

[555hansy]

@alisnake222 this is something called health education / biology

[alisnake222]

@555hansy Oh yea , i think in your country the teacher make sex with u in the class of biology to show u some health education dont she ??

[555hansy]

@alisnake222 no dude , hormones all these stuffs belong to biology. no she didnt show us sex all these . she just explained to us about puberty and the changes you are going through .

[zeldakillz]

in the middle of it tip it forward a little it arouses the genitals and makes the orgasm come faster if you "tight" on time hehehe

[skeletorphd]

Best way is in the school toilets...between teaching lessons.

[xXHAVOCXx69]

lol icy hot

[PaulTheVlogger]

read a magazine read a book????? read a book

[CaptainBarbaros92]

i read youtube comments to get off 

[CaptainBarbaros92]

Respond to this video...  i read youtube comments to get off

[Inamu99]

i dont know how to masterbate i dont have access to lube

[reallytightpants]

I stick peanut butter on my cats head and slap my penis across it and jizz into my grammys fern

[xXNEOTROCITYXx]

@reallytightpants lol

[MrAssassinX0]

Cant you guys spell "Masturbate" ? :|

[devilshomie]

I masterbate with super glue

[KRAZY7777]

i put on a wireless head set and listen to this video over and over while i masterbait in a different room.

[zomb3kill3r]

dan looks like a monk...and i usually go on the roof of a building and cum over people passing by

[bunnyhillrock10]

i masterbated 1 time when my dad was on the couch N he was like right next to me he didnt notice i put a blnked on me

[AnarchyRepublic]

i read books to get off

[dudeaverage101]

warm apple pie :P

[vanhalenman60]

read a book well i read herry potter and got exrtemly hard

[devilshomie]

Get some hot candle wax and a spiked dildo, well that's what I do

[MattxMorris]

this is as dirty as fingering your sister and finding your dads ring

[AidanFirmLegend]

"watch some porn" i wish they were my parents. haha

[ElementalDearth]

@AidanFirmLegend Lol, my parents let me watch porn.

[xBULLETsYnEsTeRx]

I fuck turkey sandwhiches

[phlarrdboi]

everyone of these comments deserves to be top rated comments lar

[NoiThinkiWillStay]

i look at that bald ass head

[SuperSpikedup]

@NoiThinkiWillStay XD tht was a gud one

[mysteriousguest13]

what about for the ones who suffer premature ejaculation?plz respond dan and jenn

[kevin5655]

i put my dick in a big inuf hole of a botlle and fuck it fels good

[speedemon574]

i use a pillow and i watch porn

i set my laptop up so it will automatically delete my history it awesome:)

[Nintendo129]

@speedemon574 EW!! you masturbate with the same pillow that you put your head on while you're aslee-NASTY!!

LOL jk but seriously , you don't use the same pillow that you use to sleep.... do you??

[tangleone]

"As long you delete history and lock the bathroom door your good to go."  - Albert Einstein

[TheMisTerFisTer93]

fuck an applecake is the best way xD

[jhetfield56]

I just do the up and down with some saliva.

[MrSalem100s]

dick in one hand;cigarette in the other-it keeps the saliva flowing.

[danny456uk]

or just watch jennifer :)

[dariktwopussy]

fucking lame

lubricant helped.

i used shampoo.

[martinezjake]

Fap Time ! :D

[abomansoor055]

zip*zip* flip * flip * flp * flip * flip * flip* how about that for a good way ?

[dannman4209]

1:06 read a book?

[070erwin]

hilarious comments ahahahhaahah

[Ar7ific1al]

Guys, turn on the transcribe audio... XD It's hilarious.

[mariajudith100]

ROLF Helicopter soi soi soi soi soi soi soi

[georgedaman25]

read a book? lol

[ryno123321]

Imagine... This on expert village

[MMZ4]

@ryno123321 LMFAO "This is Kevin Woods on behalf of Expert Village.com. Phone Number(314) 584-0116 today were gonna go over the best ways to masterbate." LOL good one :)

[xUberQ]

Fucking hell, every comment is so funny. <3

[nick9345]

i like to stand outside of my parrents bedroom and watch them make love as i masterbait too it.

[mrfizzzzzzzy]

@nick9345 omg you sick fuck.

[nick9345]

@mrfizzzzzzzy u shud try it sometime, its pretty nice

[mrfizzzzzzzy]

@nick9345 haha thats just fucking wrong dude

[TechMan296]

@nick9345 thats disgusting XD

[sk8dood98]

@nick9345 hahahahahahahaha this made me laugh so hard

[CeltiicFC]

@nick9345 haha.you like to finger your little sister?

[imhuy95]

@nick9345 LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL 

[Nosneb20]

@nick9345 lol did u ever get caught?

[crazyhog09]

@Nosneb20 it was a joke lol

[APIC4PINY4L3G]

@nick9345 Kinkyyyyy

[reallytightpants]

@nick9345 ......... :0

[Cyloh100]

@nick9345 serious?



[DinaILU]

@nick9345 umm WHAT 

[rafalthe1]

fuck these instructions. wanking is a instinct. best way to wank? move ur hips a little bit forward and back while wankin ur dick. fuck..i feel like a homo now.

[skateordie431]

@rafalthe1 you are.

faggot.

[digitalbmp1999]

one way i masturbate is by putting lots of lube and laying on a towel so u dont make any messes

[skillaze215]

do u have to use ur hands? cant u jusst move ur body up and down in bed while watching porn lol

[hemptime123]

i like to fuck niggers when i masterbate

[Albozfolife]

i usually just jack off inside my fridge ..........

[mychinisnamedpaco]

@Albozfolife "Why do we have so many bottles of milk in the fridge?"

[mammasugerquack]

This isnt fucking advice :O!? wow lock ur door and masturbate Wtf?

[NWBE4ST]

i masturbate upside down ! 1 handed hand stand.

[MegaStevie1990]

LMAO!! A book? XD

[nour264]

sometimes I use shampoo, and about 2 days after; some of the skin on my dick peels off and it starts to burn for about a week.

[UltimateWarfareCLAN]

masturbate with a BOOK? fuck no

[MrDragonkin22]

get a plastic baggie .. small or big whatever you need and fill it with a little bit of shaving cream for a warm tingly feeling and stick you know what into the baggie and stick the baggie in betweet your matress and box spring and pound away.. not saying i do that but yeah theres an idea

[dannman4209]

@MrDragonkin22 u so do

[Anime1Channel]

i have a question have you guys had sex



[the707guy]

i get two pancakes and runb them together

[suchadambidiot]

@the707guy fuck....im never going to IHOP ever again....

[gavyhustle]

these kinds of womens make us a f*n perv

lolo

[jameslovetrain]

Is there any possable way to do it without useing ur hand..i dont want to be all huge in 1 arm and like lil in other :/

[200MrAdam]

well buy a  ifleshlite

[concarson]

i feel using the non-dominant hand makes the experience work better

so if you are right handed and you use ur left it feels better in my opinion

give me a thumbs. :)

[lovedaniel15]

jest ask a friend i say its not gay if you dont fall in love

[hayafire]

1:10 watch porn?

[merkur32123]

@hayafire Don't tell me you don't masturbate when waching porn.

[sdannunzio]

@merkur32123 lol

[BlankFracksmokesdix]

Bob Lemke 715-445-2709 call me for a free blowjob.

[captain200634]

fuck this one of the fucked up videos i ever saw on yourube !

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[peep5167]

@captain200634 "YouRube" sounds like a bad sex position

[captain200634]

fuck this one of the fucked up videos i ever saw on yourube !

[Sych0Stalli0n]

wat song is at the beggining pleas answer!please

[kira0000001]

Yo you didnt answer something very important, where should i drop my cum?

[someguy672]

I've used lube before but I actually prefer to masturbate without lube.

[GravitysGame]

can ppl under 18 buy lube? sex items etc

[akopianarsen]

@GravitysGame yes

[monster3288]

i THINK ABOUT YOUR HOT DAMN  WIFE!!

[Willster54321]

porn revolutionized masterbating, porn is so good, sometimes i'd rather stay home with porn, then go out hunting of pussy because porn is a sure win, pussy... might not

[delleh1222]

it takes soooooooooo long if i'm not watching porn d:

[TechMan296]

@delleh1222 omg same here

[delleh1222]

@TechMan296 It's annoying as fuck... :P

[TechMan296]

@delleh1222 yeah

[jaskamala15]

all u niggas are funnnyyy

[Caboose129]

i sum up this vid to save time.Lock the door,pull down pants,sit naked,stroke

[becauseicare2]

When I was a teen I masturbated with shampoo once, and did not wash it off after. A few days later I thought my penis was going to fall off from the peeling and cracked skin. Let this be a lesson.

[Smashvw]

@becauseicare2 Holy shit. How bad did it hurt?

[becauseicare2]

@Smashvw enought that I remember it 25 years later

[Antweezywchs08]

@becauseicare2 LMAOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[mrfizzzzzzzy]

@becauseicare2 holy shit! hahaha

[TheThraxboy]

@becauseicare2 LMFAO dude u just made me laugh for like an hour we both shared the same expeience but i was like 12 instead of a teen scared th FUCK out of me

[onlinesurfer100]

i go to redtube when i masturbate

[yellowsquaw]

he can't get an erection yet, he masturbates. Doesn't he need an erection to masturbate?

[GravitysGame]

@yellowsquaw rare cases i gasm while im flacid o.O

[roflcopterdustin]

Umm quick question, is masturbating with saliva bad (guy)

[MePotatoe92]

@roflcopterdustin no not at all. Its a very good lube.

[Salger12]

@roflcopterdustin No, but it dries super fast, for me anyway

[MrLilgwen]

@roflcopterdustin makes your dick sting like shit!

[funkmanone]

what the fuck!!

[MrFatperson]

there is alot less cleanup when u dont use loob.

and when i use loob and dont put enough it starts to cut my dick,

thats why i dont use loob

[hossamelgebaly]

fuck ittttttttttttttttttttttttt

[jake38989]

No lube for me baby, i raw dog it lol

[franbran69]

what kind of retarded kid would ask that loll its just up and down

[r2ro43]

Would masterbation make you skinny and make your butt flat? I'ved been tease at work because I don't have a butt.

[Cdenton95]

@r2ro43 does a bear shit in a toilet?

[odstftw]

dont use rusty razor blades 

[RoosterFajita]

i just put a condom on and slide my penis in between my matress'

[freestlyeboards]

i masturbate at least 1 mayb up 2 4 times a day but i hate using lube because its 2 obvious 2 my parents

[Sashamanxyz]

@freestlyeboards Yes! thank you

[MrMongrel100]

woah woowa

[super58173]

Wait, WAIT.

INSTRUCTIONS on how to MASTURBATE!?!?!?!?!?

And people are commenting on how they do it!?

Just up and down, my friend, just up and down.

[sdannunzio]

@super58173 yeah but people probly wanted to know how to have an orgasm!that kinda why i clicked this vid!

[thedragon44]

there R flesh lights

[TurkishRapTube]

@GamerKhid Rofl

[TurkishRapTube]

@GamerKhid No, it's not, try stoppingpower :D

[TurkishRapTube]

@GamerKhid FMJ doesn't give a fuck.

[ChakkerHabib]

Why do woemen get Dildos cant we get Valdos

[TheNooByNooBz]

@ChakkerHabib we can get fleshlights

[IliveinMA]

guys, use some kind of cloth. wrap it around your member, it really works your head and its awesome! or try the 3 finger technique.

[aggrtt]

jennifer looks kust like phoebe from friends

[MercenaryScar]

stupid idiots...this isnt the right anwser from questioner....lowlife creatures..locked da door, read magezine, watch porn...u teaching new born baby??? U 2 sucks!!!