Good Retro Reviews: Sonic the Hedgehog 2

[O2Eater]

Sonic the Hedgehog 2 is a bad game and will make your children behave violently.

[sygnus5]

The Sonic R music in the background is a nice touch

[AndrewDeIong]

Not sure if this is suppsoed to be a strawman or meta commentary or both

[jddaman1337]

ulilililia is that you?

[ttobyg]

holy shit unexpected ear-rape was unexpected

[HappyAfroamerican]

I disagree on your statement about Tails. Tails is cute, Tails is knowledgeable, etc. This is what makes him an important addition to the game. Yes, you control Sonic, but deep inside you know that you are NOT Sonic. However, as with many nerds it's much easier to associate yourself with cute and smart characters. Basically, Tails acts as a shameless plug for gaming nerds.

[TanookiMan13135]

very informative, glad I watched this before I bought this POS game

[Tracula]

Once again, very nice review. Thanks!

[DooderMcAltair]

Pro Tip: Make sure you keep the receipt so you can bring this shitty game back to the store and get a new one.

[Laozi28]

"he steals all your frags" hahaha, your reviews are great

[Sheepytown]

is this game for xbox????????

[NotMadeByMe]

@Sheepytown get the gba version if at all possible

[Sheepytown]

@NotMadeByMe gameboy is for retard scrubs

[NotMadeByMe]

@Sheepytown agreed. the n-gage was a masterpiece

[hehu42]

this review CLEARLY demonstrates that to this day Clarissa Knows It All

[hehu42]

sabrina

[pariah234]

Thank you for another fantastic review. I'll remember to quickly avoid this game because I played the good sonic that allows me to go fast.

[DooderMcAltair]

Fun Fact: Europeans like this game. That means it must not be very good.

[NotEvenTrolling]

It's called sanic dumpass!

[BaronJoeSnakeLung]

this isnt good

[SyrannosaurussTumo]

get crunk w/ money

[0nyxheart]

how can you even call him sonic without his fast?